[Zhongyingmei] Have you seen my cat?

Because of Batman's poison, Superman and Diana have not left yet.

Diana lived directly in Wayne's old house, and Superman didn't delay anything because of his super speed, and he still took good care of the metropolis.

They were very worried for a while because of the sudden disappearance of the foggy castle. Fortunately, they soon received news from the sea king that the castle appeared on the bottom of the sea.

They have been waiting anxiously, although they know that with the pride of the black witch, what they said will be done, but a month has passed.

Seeing that Bruce's health is getting worse and worse, how can they not be in a hurry?

Fortunately, the Black Witch is finally back.

Daisy was led straight to Bruce's bed. At this time, he was still tall, but if you look carefully, you can see that his originally beautiful muscles are gone, limp.

The whole person has no energy, but looks like he has gained a lot of weight. This is the power of the venom of the young human face spider, which makes the prey feel no pain, and the internal organs are gradually liquefied.

The black witch reached out, and her slender fingers unceremoniously poked a hole in Bruce's arm. It took a long time for the hole to recover.

"Long time no see, how are you doing these days?"

Bruce's face remained unchanged at her sneer.

"not bad."

Seeing an invisible contest, the other people present were speechless.

"Hmph!" The black witch snorted coldly, "Have you not had a good word when you are about to die? Don't forget that your antidote is still with me."

As she spoke, she took out the potion bottle containing the light green liquid, and waved it in front of Bruce as if showing off.

Bruce looked at the Black Witch, and suddenly smiled sweetly and dissolutely, with a low and magnetic voice, not Batman's voice, but Brucey Baby's voice.

"I only say nice things, or sweet words, to women who are going to have a good night with me?

Are you sure you need this?If you need me..."

He didn't finish his sentence, but everyone understood the unfinished words.

He knew what the black witch wanted, didn't he just want him to be soft while he was sick?

But he refused to let her wish.

The black witch sneered directly, without any embarrassment at all because of these words, she looked at Bruce on the bed, and said disdainfully.

"It's good to think about some things, and now you are not afraid of falling apart."

Diana showed her first smile in so many days. She looked at the innocent superman who was very uncomfortable with these words, and joked.

"Looks like we don't have to come over, but give someone some space? Right Clark."

"Uh......."

Superman didn't know what to say.

And Alfred is a very upright education of Bruce and the black witch.

"Please pay attention, Master Jason is still here, maybe we can talk about adult topics later?"

"Hey! I'm not a kid anymore! I know everything I need to know!"

"He mentioned it first." Amid Jason's defense, the black witch immediately blamed him.

Then when Bruce wanted to say something more, he opened the bottle roughly and put the mouth of the bottle against his mouth.

"drink!"

Bruce decisively chose to drink the antidote between the two options of beating the black witch and drinking the antidote.

The cool light green liquid goes down slowly, like drinking a cup of sweet fruity drink.

When the last bit of liquid disappeared, Steward Xia asked with concern.

"How is the master? Is it better?"

Although his master kept saying that he didn't feel any pain in his body, Alfred was still very worried seeing him weakening a little bit.

Afraid of accidents coming.

Bruce smacked his lips, felt it carefully, and then looked suspiciously at the black-haired witch beside him.

"I don't feel anything."

He had reason to think that the black witch was taking revenge on him, so she gave him fake medicine?

"Feel?"

Hearing this, the black witch smiled, "Don't worry, you will feel it soon."

Her smile was malicious in any way, and Bruce was alert, but nothing happened after waiting for a while.

Just after he wondered if he had been tricked.

A sudden abdominal pain hit.

He couldn't help but widen his eyes, then quickly lifted the quilt and ran to the toilet barefoot.

While running, he even yelled, "Everyone get out!"

Bruce obviously felt ashamed of having a stomachache in front of everyone.

The others who saw him running to the toilet immediately knew what was going on and left quickly.

And seeing his young master getting out of bed alive and kicking, the butler finally felt relieved and took everyone to the living room, and asked Daisy if she wanted something to eat?What to drink?

"A glass of milk and cookies, thank you."

The black witch ordered food unceremoniously.

Provoking Diana to look over, "Do you have the same taste as your sister?"

"I don't know." When Daisy heard this, the horse-fall alarm was activated.

She sat on the sofa, found the remote control and turned on the TV.

"There are no such things in my world. There is no cow or milk. Daisy said it tastes good, so I want to try it. But to be honest, the role of food in your world is really limited."

"Oh? May I have the honor to meet you?"

"Sorry to interrupt your conversation, I just want to ask, what's wrong with Neptune?"

As soon as Diana finished speaking, Superman hesitated to speak.

And Diana followed his gaze and was surprised, "Sea King, when were you here?"

It's a pity that the salted fish Neptune, who was immersed in happiness, was still lying on the sofa, smiling and not speaking.

And next to him is a huge black cat that is longer than a human being, and its fluffy belly is pressed on Haiwang's body, almost burying Haiwang's whole body.

At this moment, the big cat is sniffing the wonderful fishy smell, closing its eyes and taking a nap, flicking its long tail.

Because other people didn't see the scene where Heimei came back with Aquaman on her back, they didn't realize that Aquaman was in the gap between the big cat and the back of the sofa because of Heimei's fleshy cover.

After finding the black witch, Superman who appeared at the first time was patronizing Batman, and only now remembered to ask.

Jason, as a curious teenager, walked over to see Aquaman who was struggling to show his head between the cat and the back of the sofa, and waved his hand.

"Hi?"

Of course, Neptune ignored him.

The black witch smiled wickedly.

"Stop shouting, he still can't wake up now."

As she spoke, she took out a few fruits of her own. These fruits were of different colors, that is, the size of a bite. The colors were gorgeous, and they looked very good on the coffee table.

The black witch greeted Diana, "Didn't you just curious about the food in our world? Come on, let me introduce you, these are the fruits of Lie morning glory. Do you want to try it?"

Seeing Neptune's stupid appearance, Diana, who didn't want to try at all, took a closer look.

Superman picked up one, "Aquaman is like this because he ate these fruits?"

Jason was curious.

"If you eat these fruits, they will become like Neptune?"

"Of course not." The black witch pointed to the dark blue fruit.

"He eats this, the name of the fruit is false happiness, it can restore physical strength, but the side effect makes you become lazy when you are immersed in false happiness.

And this false happiness has the same effect, and the side effect is to make you happy to the point of discoloration.

There is also this red, false anger, even if you are not angry, you will be angry, and it has the effect of furious hair, the hair will stand on end!

As for this purple, false nightmare, if you eat it at night, you will definitely have the most terrifying nightmare, nightmare, and after the nightmare, you will have the effect of thin cheeks and blue eye bags, unless you don’t sleep for three days.

There is only this green, it is called the only truth. "

A series of weird effects were uttered from the mouth of the black witch, and those who heard them kept their distance from these strange fruits.

After all, it is only to restore physical strength, but there will be such a strange side effect, it is better to say goodbye, their adult face will be very valuable.

Think about their hair standing on end, or turning the whole thing pink, or turning into a salted fish like Neptune, how can they happily save the world?

But they were more curious about the only green fruit.

Jason picked up the green fruit, "Then what will happen if you eat it?"

Daisy was disappointed that they didn't choose another fruit.

"Nothing will happen. It's the only seed of Lie Morning Glory, and eating it won't do anything, but it's a very good potion ingredient."

"It's that simple?" Jason, who thought the green fruit was so powerful, couldn't believe it.

The black witch spread her hands, "There is no way reality is like this. There are all kinds of false lies, but the truth is simple and unique."

"Are they all the fruit of the same plant? Lie morning glory?"

Listening to the description of the black witch, Diana was very curious about her world and couldn't help asking.

"Are all the animals and plants in your place like this? So amazing?"

"And it's very dangerous." A low voice continued.

Everyone looked back, and Bruce was coming down the stairs in his nightgown. His hair was still a little wet, as if he had taken a bath?

The black witch did not refute, but smiled triumphantly.

"That's right, it's so dangerous that even Batman has been recruited, hehe, isn't the purple tung flower very fragrant~"

Superman was puzzled, "Purple tung flower, is it the floral fragrance on Bruce's body?"

Diana sniffed, "The scent of flowers is not bad. Is it perfume?"

Jason looked at his adoptive father suspiciously. When did Bruce become so flirtatious?

Bruce gritted his teeth, "We have to ask our magical Miss Black Witch, right?"

"It's not my fault." The black witch smiled brightly.

"Young human face spiders are like this. They like to suck the sap and seeds of the purple tung tree and hide them in their venom glands, so that their venom will have a paralyzing effect.

You should also be grateful for this kind of flower, or else feel the pain of the continuous melting of your internal organs and not go crazy?

And this kind of arbor only collects some rewards from the young human-faced spiders, such as using the skins of the prey that the human-faced spiders don't like as the nourishment for its seeds to reproduce the next generation.

By the way, do you spit out the seedlings or from underneath...."

The black witch looked at Bruce jokingly.

"Spit it out......"

Batman lost his temper after being tormented by the black witch, he stepped forward and grabbed the black witch's wrist.

"Follow me to Arkham first."

"What are you doing?" The black witch was very reluctant, "My cookies aren't ready yet!"

Batman looked deeply at the Black Witch.

"The clowns don't have your sister's treatment, and the situation is more serious than mine. I don't want Gotham's headlines to show that Arkham uses patients to grow flowers."

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One day, looking at the little seedling in his belly button, the clown pretended to be kind.

"Look at this lovely little thing, with green leaves and purple petals, it seems to come out of my stomach?

Hahahaha!

Well, cutie, from today on you will be No. [-] clown, you have to listen to your father~ hahahahahaha! "

The dead shooter of the patient in the next ward went crazy.

"Is the clown crazy, or am I?! I fucking watched the clown call himself daddy to a flower on his belly button?!!!"

The next day.

Dead Archer looked at the seedlings on his stomach, touched them carefully, and looked dazed, "Is it not popular for men to give birth to children, but men to give birth to flowers?"

After hesitating for a while, the empty ward sounded.

"Uh... baby, I'm daddy?"