Lord Fallen Angel Has a Bird
Chapter 2 1 Eggs
"Ahem, vomit! What the hell is this! It stinks... vomit!"
Because of the sudden incident, Oliver also poured a lot of black water into his mouth, which was bitter and smelly, making him extremely sick.He grabbed his throat and tried to vomit the water out, but to no avail.
"Haha dear Yin, have you been scared by me at last? Don't be paralyzed with low oil. How does my newly developed spinach bug juice taste? It's super delicious, right? I also made tomato caterpillar sauce and sesame centipede. Cake, I will send it to you to try next time!"
There was a burst of exaggerated laughter from the wooden box, which was recorded in advance.Uncle Poppy sounds like he's in a good mood.
"When I was making desserts a few days ago, I suddenly remembered that Valentine's Day seemed to be coming soon, but you must have not found a lover yet, so I went to the flower and bird market to buy you a gift, put it in a box, and you covered it Remove the grass, very good, see now?"
The small wooden box was filled with hay, and Oliver pushed the grass aside according to Uncle Bobby's instructions, revealing a round object.He carefully took it out...
"Oh my god! Yin, Uncle Bobby gave you an egg!" Oliver shouted in surprise.
The egg in his hand was heavy, and the milky white shell was smooth and delicate. It was hard to imagine that there was a small life inside.
"How about it, Yin, do you like the gift I gave you?" Uncle Bobby's voice came from the box again, "I wanted to give you a pot of stinky flowers or a piranha as a lover, but they were all sold out." , Tsk, what a pity."
Everyone: "!!!" Fortunately, it was sold out!
"No way, I have to give you an egg instead. But you must not guess, this egg is actually..."
Uncle Bobby deliberately elongated his voice to show off, causing everyone's hearts to rise to their throats.Could it be the seeds of stinky flowers or the eggs of piranhas?
"Hey, don't worry, it's just an ordinary blue dragon egg." Uncle Bobby's next sentence made everyone heave a sigh of relief.
"Yin, you are usually too indifferent. You have been like this since you were a child. You are not interested in anything, and you are not cute at all!"
Uncle Bobby said very angrily: "This world is so beautiful, but you just don't know how to appreciate it at all. You need a little cutie to teach you to see the world with kind eyes! Blue dragons are usually very docile, they are the kindest Dragon, Yin, you must raise this egg well and get rid of your cold face, because it is really annoying!"
On the other side of the desk, Yin sat on a chair with his "obnoxious" and "cold" face, expressionless.
"Remember, I mean you have to raise it yourself, dear! Yourself!" Uncle Bobby warned severely: "It is not allowed to be raised by others, I don't want my little blue dragon to be raised by a vampire as a mummified specimen! "
Ian: "..."
"I don't want it to be raised by the dark elves with two ugly pointed ears!"
Aki: "..."
"I don't even want it to be raised by dwarves to become a little dwarf with a wrinkled face!"
Jinli was shot innocently.
"What about me?" Oliver's eyes sparkled, but Uncle Bobby didn't mention him. Does that mean he can raise other than Silver?
"Also, you must never give it to that werewolf to raise! If my little blue dragon turns into a fool like him, Yin, I promise that I will send you a hundred barrels of stinky flower dung shells every month in the future Beetle mixed fruit and vegetable juice!"
Hearing this malicious name, Oliver's feet softened and he almost knelt down.In this life, oh no, in this life and in the next life, he will never forget Uncle Bobby's special stinky feces mixture, the taste...how amazing!
It's not just him, Axi and Ian's faces are also not very good-looking.Although Yin still had no expression on his face, his slightly curled fingers still betrayed him.
Uncle Bobby's special mix of stinky shit... that's even scarier than Titan's footwashing water!
In the custody of Stink Juice and Eggs, Oliver resolutely chose to give up the latter.He sniffed hard, and rubbed the ball in his arms reluctantly: "Woo, Eggy, it seems that Uncle Oliver can't raise you to become a dragon, oh, Eggy, Uncle Oliver is very sad..."
"Ahem, in short, Yin, you have to raise this egg yourself, and I'll check it next time! If it's not raised well, I'll give you a mixture of stinky shit!" Uncle Bobby threatened shamelessly.
"Of course, it would be even better if you can cultivate it into a lover, so that at least you will have companionship on Valentine's Day in the future. Well, I won't tell you more, I'm going to make dinner. Let's talk about today What will I have for dinner, let me think about it, or just eat spaghetti with tomato caterpillar sauce, and a plate of flea crisps..."
Uncle Bobby's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared completely in the box.
Everyone was horrified: pasta with tomato caterpillar sauce and flea crisps?Uncle Bobby, do you want to speak so harshly...
"By the way, is Valentine's Day coming?" Ian asked.
Oliver said: "It passed two months ago, and now it's April Fool's Day."
Ian: "..." Well, Uncle Bobby, you must have eaten too many bugs and entered Alzheimer's early.
After bidding farewell to the terrifying Uncle Bobby, the atmosphere in the hall slowly became active again, and the attention of several people gradually shifted to the egg in Oliver's arms.
"Hehe, what a lovely egg." Axi gently stroked the smooth surface of the eggshell, closed his eyes and smiled, "I seem to be able to feel the vitality hidden inside, and hear the little blue dragon's delicate breathing. I really hope It hatches quickly."
Most of the elves have super-human agility and perception. They are the guardians of nature, and the pair of pointed ears on their heads even allow them to hear the sound of trees growing.
"Yeah, Eggy, hatch it soon, Uncle Oliver will love you very much!" Oliver hugged the dragon egg fondly, as if he could already foresee a cute little blue dragon stumbling and following him in the near future The scene running around behind.
"DiDi! DiDi!"
A sudden mechanical sound interrupted the warm atmosphere at the moment. It turned out that Yin's communicator was ringing.
"It's Ella." Yin glanced at the caller ID and connected the communication.
Soon, Ella's big face appeared on the screen.
Ella wore his signature gray robes, her hair was disheveled, her face pale, and the heavy bruises under her eyes showed how long he hadn't had a good night's sleep.
"What's the matter, Ella?"
On the other end of the communication, Ella waved a piece of red letter paper: "Steve's No. 16 challenge letter is here, and he invites you to a showdown in the arena of Armello Forest on Planet Jacques at noon seven days later." burden."
"Steve? Is that Steve the dragon hunter?" Oliver asked.
Ella nodded, and said impatiently: "Yes, that's him. His last challenge letter was written just seven days ago! Silver, I don't know why your challenge letter is sent to me every time, but if If I continue to be harassed by him with a letter every week, I suspect that I may really accidentally create some super cannon due to my nervous breakdown and blow up the entire base."
threaten!Red = naked = naked threat!It's a pity that this threat is really effective, because the wizard Ella's skill in making cannonballs, let alone the black commune, even if you look at the entire witch clan, no one can surpass it.
"This Steve is really annoying." Oliver complained: "Isn't he a dragon hunter? A dragon hunter doesn't want to think about hunting dragons. What is he thinking about fighting all day long?"
Because of the sudden incident, Oliver also poured a lot of black water into his mouth, which was bitter and smelly, making him extremely sick.He grabbed his throat and tried to vomit the water out, but to no avail.
"Haha dear Yin, have you been scared by me at last? Don't be paralyzed with low oil. How does my newly developed spinach bug juice taste? It's super delicious, right? I also made tomato caterpillar sauce and sesame centipede. Cake, I will send it to you to try next time!"
There was a burst of exaggerated laughter from the wooden box, which was recorded in advance.Uncle Poppy sounds like he's in a good mood.
"When I was making desserts a few days ago, I suddenly remembered that Valentine's Day seemed to be coming soon, but you must have not found a lover yet, so I went to the flower and bird market to buy you a gift, put it in a box, and you covered it Remove the grass, very good, see now?"
The small wooden box was filled with hay, and Oliver pushed the grass aside according to Uncle Bobby's instructions, revealing a round object.He carefully took it out...
"Oh my god! Yin, Uncle Bobby gave you an egg!" Oliver shouted in surprise.
The egg in his hand was heavy, and the milky white shell was smooth and delicate. It was hard to imagine that there was a small life inside.
"How about it, Yin, do you like the gift I gave you?" Uncle Bobby's voice came from the box again, "I wanted to give you a pot of stinky flowers or a piranha as a lover, but they were all sold out." , Tsk, what a pity."
Everyone: "!!!" Fortunately, it was sold out!
"No way, I have to give you an egg instead. But you must not guess, this egg is actually..."
Uncle Bobby deliberately elongated his voice to show off, causing everyone's hearts to rise to their throats.Could it be the seeds of stinky flowers or the eggs of piranhas?
"Hey, don't worry, it's just an ordinary blue dragon egg." Uncle Bobby's next sentence made everyone heave a sigh of relief.
"Yin, you are usually too indifferent. You have been like this since you were a child. You are not interested in anything, and you are not cute at all!"
Uncle Bobby said very angrily: "This world is so beautiful, but you just don't know how to appreciate it at all. You need a little cutie to teach you to see the world with kind eyes! Blue dragons are usually very docile, they are the kindest Dragon, Yin, you must raise this egg well and get rid of your cold face, because it is really annoying!"
On the other side of the desk, Yin sat on a chair with his "obnoxious" and "cold" face, expressionless.
"Remember, I mean you have to raise it yourself, dear! Yourself!" Uncle Bobby warned severely: "It is not allowed to be raised by others, I don't want my little blue dragon to be raised by a vampire as a mummified specimen! "
Ian: "..."
"I don't want it to be raised by the dark elves with two ugly pointed ears!"
Aki: "..."
"I don't even want it to be raised by dwarves to become a little dwarf with a wrinkled face!"
Jinli was shot innocently.
"What about me?" Oliver's eyes sparkled, but Uncle Bobby didn't mention him. Does that mean he can raise other than Silver?
"Also, you must never give it to that werewolf to raise! If my little blue dragon turns into a fool like him, Yin, I promise that I will send you a hundred barrels of stinky flower dung shells every month in the future Beetle mixed fruit and vegetable juice!"
Hearing this malicious name, Oliver's feet softened and he almost knelt down.In this life, oh no, in this life and in the next life, he will never forget Uncle Bobby's special stinky feces mixture, the taste...how amazing!
It's not just him, Axi and Ian's faces are also not very good-looking.Although Yin still had no expression on his face, his slightly curled fingers still betrayed him.
Uncle Bobby's special mix of stinky shit... that's even scarier than Titan's footwashing water!
In the custody of Stink Juice and Eggs, Oliver resolutely chose to give up the latter.He sniffed hard, and rubbed the ball in his arms reluctantly: "Woo, Eggy, it seems that Uncle Oliver can't raise you to become a dragon, oh, Eggy, Uncle Oliver is very sad..."
"Ahem, in short, Yin, you have to raise this egg yourself, and I'll check it next time! If it's not raised well, I'll give you a mixture of stinky shit!" Uncle Bobby threatened shamelessly.
"Of course, it would be even better if you can cultivate it into a lover, so that at least you will have companionship on Valentine's Day in the future. Well, I won't tell you more, I'm going to make dinner. Let's talk about today What will I have for dinner, let me think about it, or just eat spaghetti with tomato caterpillar sauce, and a plate of flea crisps..."
Uncle Bobby's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared completely in the box.
Everyone was horrified: pasta with tomato caterpillar sauce and flea crisps?Uncle Bobby, do you want to speak so harshly...
"By the way, is Valentine's Day coming?" Ian asked.
Oliver said: "It passed two months ago, and now it's April Fool's Day."
Ian: "..." Well, Uncle Bobby, you must have eaten too many bugs and entered Alzheimer's early.
After bidding farewell to the terrifying Uncle Bobby, the atmosphere in the hall slowly became active again, and the attention of several people gradually shifted to the egg in Oliver's arms.
"Hehe, what a lovely egg." Axi gently stroked the smooth surface of the eggshell, closed his eyes and smiled, "I seem to be able to feel the vitality hidden inside, and hear the little blue dragon's delicate breathing. I really hope It hatches quickly."
Most of the elves have super-human agility and perception. They are the guardians of nature, and the pair of pointed ears on their heads even allow them to hear the sound of trees growing.
"Yeah, Eggy, hatch it soon, Uncle Oliver will love you very much!" Oliver hugged the dragon egg fondly, as if he could already foresee a cute little blue dragon stumbling and following him in the near future The scene running around behind.
"DiDi! DiDi!"
A sudden mechanical sound interrupted the warm atmosphere at the moment. It turned out that Yin's communicator was ringing.
"It's Ella." Yin glanced at the caller ID and connected the communication.
Soon, Ella's big face appeared on the screen.
Ella wore his signature gray robes, her hair was disheveled, her face pale, and the heavy bruises under her eyes showed how long he hadn't had a good night's sleep.
"What's the matter, Ella?"
On the other end of the communication, Ella waved a piece of red letter paper: "Steve's No. 16 challenge letter is here, and he invites you to a showdown in the arena of Armello Forest on Planet Jacques at noon seven days later." burden."
"Steve? Is that Steve the dragon hunter?" Oliver asked.
Ella nodded, and said impatiently: "Yes, that's him. His last challenge letter was written just seven days ago! Silver, I don't know why your challenge letter is sent to me every time, but if If I continue to be harassed by him with a letter every week, I suspect that I may really accidentally create some super cannon due to my nervous breakdown and blow up the entire base."
threaten!Red = naked = naked threat!It's a pity that this threat is really effective, because the wizard Ella's skill in making cannonballs, let alone the black commune, even if you look at the entire witch clan, no one can surpass it.
"This Steve is really annoying." Oliver complained: "Isn't he a dragon hunter? A dragon hunter doesn't want to think about hunting dragons. What is he thinking about fighting all day long?"
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