It's not illegal

"Excuse me, when did you start raising this parrot?" After presenting the police officer's identification in a patterned manner, the older and calmer of the two black uniforms began to ask questions.

Now the police are still quite methodical in handling cases. Without a clear clue, it is impossible to label Xiao Li as a criminal suspect based on a single bird - but the young man who was brought by the old driver still glared at him, and he didn't know what it was. In order to show some imposing manner, to tell the truth, I really believed in the literary creation about "the perverted murderer kills and buries the deceased's pet bird as a trophy, and raises it for himself as a souvenir".

"It was the early morning of the 17th. I went out after the night shift and saw him sleeping on the exhaust pipe outside the air conditioner." Xiao Li, who had a good memory, answered politely, sitting upright with no expression on his face, and looked more mature than the two criminal policemen. Serious and serious.

"Number 17... Isn't that the third day of the Lunar New Year?" The old police officer and the young policeman looked at each other with surprise in each other's eyes.

——Although the corpse has been placed for a long time, the forensic doctor cannot deduce the exact time of death, but judging from the communication records of the deceased, it must be me who sent a group of text messages for a hundred years at the beginning of the year. It was already the sixth day of the sixth day that the murderer issued the eviction notice, and they preliminarily decided that the time of death would be within these 5 days. It is even possible that the murderer and the victim lived together for a few days.

Now that Xiao Li said that he picked up the parrot early in the morning of the third year of junior high school, it is very possible to determine the time of death to the day of the second day of junior high school!

Having made a major breakthrough, the old police officer also sped up his speech, and asked Xiao Li continuously what he did during the week from the first day to the sixth day, and where did he go for activities?Is there any witnesses, do you know the deceased and so on.

In fact, during their preliminary investigation, they found that Xiao Li's life was a bit suspiciously boring.

A young man in his 20s doesn't even have a computer or a smartphone!Although the income is not high, the handsome young man does not have any friends of the opposite sex (not even friends of the same sex), and his only entertainment is to go to the library to borrow tomes that are a headache for the little policeman.

But living in isolation, living in poverty, and liking to read books are not grounds for doubting a person. Maybe he is a down-to-earth child who keeps himself clean?Moreover, Xiao Li's financial situation is also very stable. He neither buys luxury goods nor manages money.Those ghost orders whose whereabouts are unknown, there is currently no evidence to show that they are related to him.

As for the usually uncomfortable interrogation, Xiao Li responded calmly without any resistance: I have been on duty all the time, I have convenience store surveillance and book borrowing records to testify, I don’t know the deceased, but after looking at the photos for identification, I recognized this person People often come to convenience stores to buy food for a period of time.

The attitude of cooperation should not be too good, but it will make the two policemen find it difficult - but facing the bullying Saixue's handsome face and the clear eyes like cold pools, even with a slightly aggressive tone, they will feel that they are unreasonably provoking violent law enforcement.

At this time, the young policeman noticed an effective breakthrough. He pointed to Du Ling who was squatting on the back of the chair and listened to their questioning: "This is the parrot that the deceased ran away. ~ Can you understand us?"

I was shot while lying down too?

Little bird, what the hell is listening to a little JJ——

Master Niao's Sha Matt's crown stood upright.It was only at this moment that he realized that his behavior was not right. How could a parrot be so quiet as a chicken, and as a natural person, he went crazy. Think about how Kanye used to be so cheap and noisy that he had no friends?

Du Ling felt that he was beginning to envy those people dressed as cat uncles, and he could face everything with just a "troublemaker dare" look in his eyes.

But this was about to be poked in the face by someone, and he couldn't do nothing. He fluttered his wings and moved around. He shouted in an extra octave Australian accent: "Welcome~ Change! Change!"

He also raised his paw and grasped the finger that dared to attack, which means that if you don't give money, you don't want to shrink back.

The poor little policeman froze.

"...Haha, it learns to talk quite quickly..." The little policeman who wanted to tease the big parrot, but was teased by the parrot laughed awkwardly.

The serious work atmosphere was completely destroyed, he couldn't bear to look at the face of his senior!

However, the old driver is an old driver. Instead of embarrassing along with him, the senior used this to open up the topic: "It seems that this parrot is very smart. It can learn the conversation of the cashier after you have raised it for a month, so we want to make this Take the bird away for evidence. Maybe it can recognize the murderer, or remember the conversation between the dead and the murderer?"

Wait - so it's not the face of the fairy, it's the bird master, I want to enter the game! ?

Du Ling, who was proud of himself, was completely dumbfounded.

And the old police officer still asked in a godlike way: "Speaking of which, what does it usually say?"

Du Ling had talked too much, but no matter how much Xiao Li doubted the relationship between this parrot spirit and the death of the previous owner, he couldn't tell the truth to the police.

Don't say that this bird has no evil spirit, even if it really hurt people, it is impossible for ordinary people to punish it.

So Xiao Li tried to stop Du Ling's SOS eyes asking for help: "He's just an ordinary parrot, he didn't say anything strange... the bird's confession is also useful?"

The first batch of books he read when he first joined the WTO were various laws promulgated by the Huaxia government, and there were no items in which the testimony of non-human witnesses could be accepted.

"Hey, isn't it all caused by those reporters, who escaped from the murderer and led others to discover the owner's remains. If it was true, this parrot would have become a genius! But everyone who pays attention to unsolved cases believes it so much , we also have to work with the voices of the people~" The little policeman scratched his head and explained half-jokingly, probably because he was a little embarrassed by the cold eyes that seemed to be able to see everything.

Of course, he can't say that the parrot is mainly a psychological tactic. After all, it is a living thing. It may increase the psychological pressure on the insider and reveal more information. Of course, if the bird can recognize the activities in the community during the Spring Festival by the photo Suspicious people are even better.

But Xiao Li obviously took his casual irony seriously: "He didn't become a master."

Now that Du Ling couldn't speak up and defend himself, he had to help fellow Taoists conceal his identity, which was also an important content of the mortal benchmark law.

The young man with a cold face said seriously, "Dream less and read more. We must believe in scientific materialism, get rid of superstition, and admit that there are no gods and monsters in this world."

...Why do these words sound familiar?

I rely on this is not the line I used to mock the failure of Daxian's method!

Master Bird had a dull hair, and looked at the master owner who had no acting skills in silence. This was obviously a joke, but with the calm and solemn tone of the fairy face, why did it sound so embarrassing.

It's getting darker and darker. I didn't see the black lines on the faces of the two policemen, so I almost exclaimed that I was sick.

The two public officials who had been educated not to be superstitious neither answered nor answered, and resisted the discomfort of the embarrassment phobia attack. At least they succeeded in taking away the "material evidence"-the parrot uncle hesitated for a moment whether he should flop and resist. It will lead to more efforts to arrest these problems, so they are directly stuffed into the cage.

...choice disorder also kills the bird.

Several pairs of eyes stared at Du Ling, who would definitely not be able to act like tearing up the iron cage, so he had to howl a few times, "Goodbye! Goodbye! Don't worry! Don't worry!", and was carried out, and boarded a police car for the first time in two lifetimes .

Come on, let's settle down when it comes, just take the opportunity to listen to the corners of the police and follow the progress of the 'case'.

Within 3 minutes of being decadent in the birdcage, Du Ling, who was so big-hearted and able to fly an aircraft carrier, cheered up again. He seemed to be walking around in the cage very anxiously, but he was actually listening to the conversation between the two criminal policemen with his ear feathers erect.

Another advantage of being reborn as a small animal get√

According to the seniority, the driver is naturally the little policeman, and while turning the steering wheel, he clattered his reasoning to the senior.

In the eyes of the little policeman, Xiao Li might be a psychopathic pleasure criminal. The more he looks like a saint in life, the more dangerous he is. He is bold and dark and doesn't seek money at all. The fun of the police, didn't you see that he didn't change his expression in the face of interrogation, and he blinded that little boy for nothing.

Looking at the youthful and beautiful pimples on his face, Lord Niao judged that he was too imaginary to envy and hate Xiao Li's fairy face, obviously with personal emotions, it was not convincing.

Sure enough, the old police officer didn't take his guessing seriously at all. The old god said that he really thought too much. Sure enough, he should read less suspense novels. Where did so many perverts come from?In fact, this case is obviously a very rough impulsive crime, and even the tail of the hand was not cleaned up. If it hadn't happened that the tenants had returned to their hometowns during the Spring Festival and no one had witnessed it, this matter would never have been covered up for so long.

Such favorable conditions were exposed because the body was not buried properly. It can only be said that the murderer was sloppy and thought a lot like the little policeman. It's just a beginner.

The young man with reason and rumors had no choice but to give in, and Master Niao also bowed his head in shame.Counted by the old police officer, he found that he had left too many loopholes.

However, he didn't mop the floor to clean even a single bird, let alone repair the windows and transformers... As for forgetting to take away the broken bird stand, it was indeed an irrefutable failure, but it's good to keep this failure, otherwise Xiao Li The suspicion is even more unclear.

Thinking about it this way, Du Ling regained his psychological balance. Anyway, I am full of loopholes and what the hell, you can only be puzzled haha~

The policemen still thought it suspicious that the parrot flew directly to a convenience store not too far away after escaping. They heard that Du Ling was also very clumsy, but they couldn't intervene to say that he was actually afraid of the cold.

He really dared to open his mouth in such a cool way, it is estimated that the restless little policeman would dare to drive the car into a ditch.

So Du Ling had to play the role of an innocent (?) normal parrot diligently. If someone teased him, he would say a few words, welcome again and thank you for your patronage. Birds are so smart and fun.

Thinking that the onlookers were no fun at all, Master Niao wanted to point his butt at them.

When the little policeman ate Oreos by himself and only gave him a lump of white rice, Du Ling, who had been starving and playing monkey games all day, was finally out of anger.

He took a deep breath and opened his voice: "The belly dragon is killing all kinds of people, the belly dragon is unstoppable, the belly dragon has surpassed the gods!"

Belly dragon is exactly the gold segment tuba he was masturbating and masturbating back then. Thinking that it is impossible to get platinum in this life, he couldn't help screaming even more sadly from it.

"Xiao Zhao! You are playing games on duty again!" Before Yu Yin could finish, the old criminal policeman who was printing the pictures of the suspects in the next room rushed in angrily.

"I didn't—" The little policeman, who was only reading novels seriously, subconsciously deleted the page.

"Hehe, I saw the desktop was clean, and I exited pretty quickly." The old police detective has been chasing various crimes for 20 years, but his old eyes can't see through his tricks?

"Don't think that if you turn off the sound, no one will know. If there is no familiar picture to stimulate, this bird can make such a big set of words? Come on, don't stay here anymore, young people with Internet addiction will have to run more errands, Go to Lao Wang's side, they happen to be investigating the robbery gangs during the Spring Festival, you go to collect evidence."

"I really didn't..." The little policeman stood up reluctantly, and glared at the parrot who didn't know what to do.

Birds and birds didn't bird him.

Heh, a scumbag with only five fighting strengths is also worthy of fighting with the master!