It's not illegal

The current situation of Tianting's incomparable decline is actually not as shocking as the fact that "Heavenly Court" itself is a magic weapon refined by the great power of creation.

Even the so-called Dao of Heaven, Merit, Fortune, Doom, etc. in the whole world are running according to the rules set by a certain power.The race closest to the creator of the world is naturally the human race with the same origin as him, so the set laws of heaven are especially tolerant to human beings.

...But human beings are a little sorry for this legacy, and finally got mixed up in the situation of sky wrath and demon resentment.Therefore, it is not surprising that some people will promote changes in the world in the future and cause the collapse of the heavenly way. Even the emperor himself, who is disgusted with the filth of the human world, also admits that demon cultivators have replaced human cultivators as the mainstream because of karmic reincarnation.

In fact, there is no distinction between demon cultivators or human cultivators who are more righteous than the other, and Xiao Li's duties naturally do not include supporting the orthodoxy of Taoism.

It's just that once the concept of "demon" is mixed up, he has to take action, not to mention Du Ling, a shell monster who still can't let go of his human identity, and he hopes to save the tragedy.

It also caused them to be more cautious and preoccupied after they came to the monster base camp.

Even being pointed at by the surrounding monsters who thought they were concealed, they had to pretend to be ignorant and let it go.

Du Ling felt that it was a bit hard for Xiao Li to suffer so much. The majestic master of the generation of heaven—although he was basically a polished commander—he was (once) cultivated to the highest level of true immortality in this world, but now he was going to be killed by a group of The ears and tail can't be hidden well, and the little monster who is simply a prototype is almost criticized face to face.

It seems that those big speakers are not only good at spreading the concept of "the current emperor raised a parrot to play with = the one with the parrot is the emperor", but also didn't bother to help him hide this point in the seal of cultivation (approaching superstition The unscrupulous program md pitted the immortal).Although the matter of not being able to use mana will be exposed one day anyway, and the wooden face himself is very personable and doesn't care, but Du Ling just feels angry from his heart: he feels that the law does not blame everyone, anyway, the emperor of heaven has no cultivation base to discover now no, right?Do you think that even if you find out that there are a lot of great immortals, you won't care about these scumbags?

Let me tell you, Lord Bird, I can remember revenge!

For example, if you are curious about the cliché that eating the meat of the Emperor of Heaven can improve your cultivation for a few years and you can still be called a goblin, what the hell are those little goblins who are dressed as goblins talking about?How could Xiao Lizi, who has such an ice-snow temperament as a high mountain flower, turn into a little boy and look like a young girl at first glance?

Why is it so weak to raise parrots!Master Bird, I am obviously handsome with v587!And keeping birds of prey is against the law, okay?

Shou Yan, who is still so handsome, dares to call himself emperor. He is not as arrogant and cool as our Venerable Mo. This era is going to be evil and rampant, but it is still delicious to form a CP... Du Ling rolled his eyes when he heard it , his face was almost as black as a crow.

I really don't know how to appreciate it!

But Mo xx sounds familiar, doesn't it?Du Ling rolled his eyes and turned his head away, only to see another big red banner on the wall: Congratulations to Comrade Mo Wentian, the executive deputy director of our bureau, successfully promoted to the late stage of distraction!

...Oh, got it√

It's really a decline in the world, and the demon heart is not ancient, huh, a bunch of sycophants!

It's a pity that his cultivation is not worth it and he can't slap his face on the spot, so Du Ling could only comfort himself with Ah Q: Next, it will be my turn to sell small medicines with the help of Lingquan, and then I will blacklist all of you who are not open-eyed .

"Don't worry about it." Xiao Li, who knew that he was planning some bad idea again, sighed almost invisible from the way Uncle Parrot's little chrysanthemum crown was flicking back and forth irritably.

Xiao Li closed the book, his indifferent gaze seemingly inadvertently glanced at those little demons who were whispering, and suddenly those boring people fell silent like cicadas.Only then did he point his finger on Du Ling's frizzy neck hair, and gently teased him to soothe his emotions, "Anyway, he is an irrelevant person, it's our time, let's go."

Sure enough, as soon as his voice fell, the calling system in the hall rang: "No. 1084, customers of No. 1084, please go to counter No. [-] to handle personal exchange business."

It's still electronic.

It feels really no different from a bank in the human world, and I didn’t even bother to make a retro decoration style. It is said that it is for a complete seamless connection with the human world, so that the Demon Management Bureau can become a template for the contemporary living environment, so that every monster can adapt to mortals. day.

After two hours of waiting and two minutes of work, the dead pack of yellow strips was soon replaced with a bank card of the Huaxia National Bank and a stack of pink banknotes, which was a new version of Tuhaojin.

"There are still custom-made cards. Now that they say they have no collusion with the government, they won't believe it." This goblin's wealth management agency is actually able to issue genuine National Bank bank cards, which is also drunk.

Because the space cannot be used under the eyes of everyone, Du Ling just pretended to be curious and grabbed the card to look back and forth. The card is printed with Yuanshi Tianzun, and the letter "Explanation of the Orthodox and Specially Customized by the Ziqing Committee of the Demon Management Bureau" is written in gold and small seal script (Xiao Li didn't know Du Ling until he finished reading it)...

Tsk tsk, trying to cover up.

"Just like this, you are still trying your best to promote the breaking of superstition and love of science. Human cultivators are fooled by them~" Master Niao shook his head, if it wasn't for the fact that his account was blocked, he would really feel a little itchy and wanted to show it to everyone to watch, trying to figure him out Suddenly, a flash of inspiration came to him: "Hey, do you think the monsters also contributed to this, just to make the people stop practicing?"

He felt that he was as witty as a marsh jumping fish, seeing through everything in an instant.

"Let's talk when we go back." Xiao Li didn't answer his words, but stretched out his hand to poke his small forehead, and somehow he took the bank card back with a twist of his fingers, and put it in his pocket.

"Don't make a fuss, I'll buy you what you want to eat on the way." The emperor who can coax the children with a 0c tone is a good nanny. As soon as the cold words were wrong, several people should pass by immediately, but they pricked up their ears and thought. The passers-by who were listening to the gossip shrank their necks and moved away.

Well, I forgot that he is a registered trademark now. Realizing that he was a bit carried away, Du Ling had no choice but to shrink his neck obediently to pretend to be a quail. ...Then can I still choose books by myself later?"

"I'll flip, you can peck me if you want." Xiao Li thought for a while, and proposed such a method.

Nodding listlessly, Du Ling was a little sluggish, and he was too lazy to tease the connotation of this sentence.

Pretending to be ignorant is really harder than pretending to be completely stupid. Playing a fool or a child only needs to be shameless, but pretending to be blind requires a test of acting skills.At least mortals would not think that this parrot must be smart if it is good, but the monsters would think that there must be something wrong with this parrot who can read and write, and can think about profound racial struggle topics after only a few months of becoming smart.

——It’s all to blame for that damned “Getting Out of Superstition”, even if it was aired urgently for the sake of policy (…), it still puts some special commentary version on the monster’s encrypted channel, and puts the old things of myself and Xiao Li away It was uncovered.That bastard Zhu Kaishan also said that this is for the sake of breaking the point, it would be even better if you can be a mother again, a little love between the dead real fairy and the ignorant little demon, monsters love to watch it~

Master Bird: ... Pooh!

But no matter how upset he was, he could only hold back, and it was too late to change his mind now, so he had to climb the path he had chosen on his own knees.

I want to send a baby who is wronged, baby is sad, and the baby is suffering. User 404. Du Ling, who is so aggrieved, is determined to complete his household registration and receive relief funds this time. After buying the required study materials, he will go to a deep mountain and old forest to retreat for a year or a half!

The gossip between him and Xiao Li must have subsided when he came out of the mountain again, and it would be no problem for him to show off his ingenuity at that time.

When someone doubts how he has progressed so fast, he can rely on Xiao Li, saying that he has the empowerment of the secret method of heaven, and if others want it, they say that he has to sign a lifelong contract... In short, how bold a person is, how big a lie can be, read it There are so many novels, this excuse is not enough, I am sorry for that high-V gold diamond account.

——You said why you didn’t think of it at the beginning, but now it’s an afterthought.

In short, Du Ling has already made up his mind, not to be moved by this extraordinarily fresh world of monster races, if there is no big deal, he must retreat first to avoid the limelight!

However, things always pick this kind of time, pretending to come to the door inadvertently (manually bye bye The structure of the office building of the Demon Management Bureau is not like a fairy cave, but it is a bit like the Rubik's Cube in a children's horror animation that Du Ling watched when he was young The building, an ordinary office building that looks boxy, is located in a bustling area like the CBD, where it is not surprising that many people come and go. A detailed map of the location of the institution is hung at the entrance, and monsters who come and go take the elevator as needed.

The special features of each department inside seem to be only reflected in the content of the small iron plate hanging outside the door (even the most basic black italics is used without any fancy fonts), but once the door is pushed open with demonic power to enter, there is something different inside .

To put it simply, every door is a cave!

Xiao Li said that this is a special technique used to refine the Immortal Mansion in the past, which makes Du Ling and other renters who are suffering from housing prices yearn: After learning this trick well, I will never worry about saving money in my life. Not enough to buy a toilet!However, he wilted after listening to the refining materials. The Demon Management Bureau really has a special gesture of showing off its wealth.

However, I deliberately explained this point not to advertise for this big dog, but to explain that after the two (birds?) walked out of the business hall of the Assets Clearing Committee and tried their best to avoid people's eyes and talked all the way, what they took was not the Demon Management Bureau. Instead, he pushed open the small anti-theft door with the sign of the Assets Liquidation Committee, and returned to the real corridor.

He was directly blocked by Zhu Kaishan who had been waiting for a long time.

Seeing this popular person and bird come out, this director Zhu with a beer belly and big ears greeted him with a smile on his face: "Xiao Xianzhang, Du Xiaoyou, is the matter settled?"

As a bird with a newfound wisdom, Du Ling shook his wings as a greeting to the other party, while the Emperor of Heaven, who had always shown himself to be an elegant gentleman, simply nodded his head.

After discovering that they still had the bargaining chip of Pantaoyuan Lingquan space in their hands, both of them lost interest in wasting their training time to participate in the recording of bluffing programs, so naturally they didn't want to be too enthusiastic about Zhu Kaishan.

Although Du Ling made the decision, the Emperor of Heaven had to bear the blame for turning his face and denying others.

Looking at their gestures, how could this sophisticated wild boar spirit not understand what it meant?Anyway, people said to consider it at the beginning, and now it is normal to be rejected.

Anyway, he is not in a hurry, Song Lili's snake-like awl face can still be enjoyed now, and the format of "Getting Out of Superstition" is barely alive, and there is still time to change it when it can't get mixed up. What is more important now is to play Good relationship: "First of all, I would like to congratulate Du Xiaoyou for officially entering the Tao and becoming a fairy with status! The psychic period is the real beginning stage of our practice, and it is very important to lay a solid foundation for the future transformation. Yo."

There was no need for Xiao Li to say no, he first put on an attitude of a well-meaning senior and pointed it out, as if he completely forgot that he wanted to trick someone into being a mascot in his group not long ago.

"It just so happens that I have a book here that is very suitable for Du Xiaoyou. It is also a good relationship formed during the previous filming. His parents and elders are willing to take a look at me, Lao Zhu~" He said with a smile, and the old pig took out the book from his satchel. Published a colorfully bound book and handed it out enthusiastically.

Knowing that he was taking this opportunity to show off his wide connections and imply that he should not cut off contact, but Master Niao still pretended to be ignorant and only focused on reading that book.

Take it over and take a closer look, oh!

Title: "A Pheasant Can Become a Phoenix—Self-Cultivation of a Fairy of the Feather Clan", Author: Qi Fengyu It looks a bit like the old saying Gongdou novel that girls in their teens and 20s love, the heroine on the cover is black-haired, fair-skinned and beautiful She is unparalleled in beauty, wearing a vulgar and elegant bright red Hanfu with a curly train, and the dazzling rings are unusually wealthy. If you only look at this picture, it is indeed a bit of the aura of Fengyi Tianxia.

However, the pheasant essence... #一second burst#

Even if you are afraid of blowing the cowhide and refuse to imitate the Xuanyuan Three Demons who call themselves the nine-headed pheasant spirit, you should at least change your scientific name to raise the grade. What the hell is a pheasant? !Du Ling felt that he was still not good enough, and he didn't quite understand the racial pride of you monsters.

He would never know what happened to the bookseller who helped Niaozu Da Neng to publish his inspirational autobiography and made such a clever marketing title in order to increase sales.

Have you heard the story about Tianliang Wang Po in the publishing industry of T city?That's it.

Ordinary monsters of Zhu Kaishan's level certainly have no chance to get acquainted with the unlucky author whose real name is Qi Fengyu (male, the flower-haired pheasant must be male). ) made a joke of the deputy director of (tax), and then smoothly brought back a box of recycled books from the third mystery case team next door.

Now that I met a little bird demon, I suddenly remembered that this thing is almost suitable as a free gift to give away: "Haha, don't look at the title of the cover, but the writing of this book is quite serious."

Seeing that Du Ling's attention was attracted, and that difficult Emperor's expression seemed to be softening, Zhu Kaishan put on a bold face and laughed: "Although we don't cooperate for the time being, we are destined to meet each other. The two of you are in the bureau." I don't have any acquaintances, why don't you let me, Old Zhu, do something?"

If you don't have anything to do, you are either rape or stealing?But you plot against me and I plot against you, we are also lacking a breakthrough to understand the current situation of monster survival.

Try it out first!Du Ling pretended to be curious and lowered his head to look at the cover. A sharp light flashed in his little black eyes. He didn't wait for Xiao Li to refuse, and suddenly bristled his hair and shouted happily: "Eat, eat! Lobster, sea cucumber, and abalone are all served!"

Then the innocent Mr. Parrot looked at the shy old pig with sweat on his forehead, and promised to try the special cafeteria of the Demon Control Bureau first, but he still refused to give up after being so cowardly...

Du Ling sneered in his heart: In that case, we will go with you.

He wants to see, it's just a meal, who will show his feet first.