It's not illegal

Xiao Li naturally knew the details of that incident, but who would like to be interrogated?Being forced in front of such a mere monster in shape, he naturally raised his face in displeasure.

When Zhu Kaishan came back with a large plate of various meat skewers and three cups of draft beer, the atmosphere was already a little stiff.

Representatives of relevant departments leaned on the table aggressively and glared, while His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor sat calmly like a bell, looking back with neither sadness nor joy in his black eyes, as if facing a mustard.

Zhu Kaishan felt that it was going to be bad when he saw it, and quickly smoothed things over: "Wang Huhu, you almost got it! He didn't make any mistakes, so why are you so aggressive?"

He slammed the tray onto the table with a bang, "Come, come, come, come, come, meat and wine, let's eat and talk."

"Hmph!" This Wang Batian probably realized that it was impossible to continue, and he would get really angry if he stared any longer. He took advantage of this step to grab a bunch of skewers and opened his mouth wide, leaving only a gleam of oil on the empty lottery.

It feels like the king of the mountain used to grab a leg of lamb and bite it to intimidate people, but the skewers can't hold up the scene after all, only people think that this guy has a big mouth, and he really is a big bug.

"The most annoying thing is that you laugh at everyone, everyone is fooling you like you, and now the circle is getting more and more chaotic. Look at your programs that are getting more and more nonsense, and you will be banned every now and then. Ordinary people are hanging on the wall of the Haijiao Forum, Zhu Da Huyou is about to become Zhu Da Liar, you still want to show these two little brothers that everything is fine?" The mouth is full of meat, which does not hinder Captain Wang's thunderbolt It's hard to beat Director Zhu Da up.

"...This... I'm also doing it for the attention." Anyway, everyone is on the same level, and Zhu Kaishan is a little embarrassed to be scolded like this in front of the fresh monster: "Oh, I said, Wang Huhu, you don't have any entertainment spirit at all. Ah! At least give me some face in front of Xianchang Xiao?"

"Hehe, do you want to save face? If you want to save face, you should rewrite the closing report first!" Wang Batian sneered at him, "You are entertaining, and the tail is not clear, do you know that the human customs is looking for you to prepare About ivory smuggling?"

"What does it matter to me if I wipe that?"

"It's about Li Laodao's business. I told you not to use hypnotism indiscriminately. You should read the legal provisions and act with evidence. You even dare to move people from the criminal police brigade, and you are not afraid of death. Even the cooperation with the Huaxia mortal government You dare to step on the agreement, think your pork is too heavy, and plan to go to the bottom of the Demon Town Tower to relax?"

"Hey, isn't it an emergency at the time, and I was in a hurry with the suspicion of murder behind my back, and I pretended to be a higher-level department to ask for the transfer of the case, but Boss Wang is your old business, Lao Zhu, how can I have the level to touch the system, look This matter..." Hearing this, Zhu Kaishan no longer cared about the guests who were left alone, rubbed his hands and pushed his glass of draft beer in front of Wang Batian with an apologetic smile.

"Telling you here is to make things right for you, but it's not my decision to rewrite the report. The director is almost mad at you." He generously took the bribe of a glass of beer and drank it down Hou Wang Batian said boldly that the problem has basically been solved just to scare you.

Old Zhu breathed a sigh of relief, "Boss Wang is very loyal!"

Then he finally remembered that there were guests who were invited to introduce friends, and he quickly raised his smile a bit: "Haha, look at my memory, I don't care about other things when it comes to work. Anyway, this one , as I said just now, on behalf of the relevant departments, if Xiao Xianzhang and Du Xiaoyou still plan to rent the original place, you can ask the boss to deal with any unsettled messes."

After he finished speaking, he took a careful look at Wang Batian and didn't intend to refute, so he was relieved and began to rush to report on performance: "It just so happens that Boss Wang also has something to ask you, so let's talk first, Lao Zhu, I have to I'm going to make up for work problems and leave first, and I will charge everything I eat! You are welcome!"

After he finished speaking, he patted Ma Liuer's buttocks, and didn't even say hello to the owner of the small skewer shop. His back was full of the smell of fleeing after failing to charge a large sum of money.

After waiting for a while and guessing that the fat figure had gone away, that Wang Batian suddenly put away those arrogant bandits and showed a kind smile: "The pig is finally gone, we can talk about something serious."

His change made people stunned, but it didn't make Du Ling really feel strange. After all, the old Wang next door who left a message on the scarf was very enthusiastic and easy-going. On the contrary, the shouting and drinking just now seemed more like a play on purpose. .

It's just that I don't know who the person I want to threaten is, judging by the current reaction... it seems to be to drive away Zhu Kaishan?

What to say to someone, thinking that he had taken the initiative to remind himself that the issue of devil energy had to be discussed in private, Du Ling rolled his small eyes, pretended to be in a hurry to eat meat, turned his head and tugged at Xiao Li's sleeve, reminding him not to Hold it up again, let's have a good talk.

Unexpectedly, the person on the other side of the table hecked, winked and said, "Du Xiaoyou...or Brother Kan, don't pretend, even if you can make a pig fly in the sky, you can't make me stupid enough to believe that this fairy is the account number." The people behind."

Temperament is a natural thing, Zhu Kaishan is so fond of fooling himself that he finally fooled himself, so he really made such a fool of himself.

Neither the person nor the bird who was exposed spoke, but Master Niao's crown had already been lifted up, and the Emperor of Heaven also tightened his face, and his whole body was even more cold.

"Hey, don't be nervous, we are all our own people." Seeing their obvious vigilance, Boss Wang waved his hand casually: "Don't pretend, I know you are afraid of being caught saying that you know the law and spread rumors. Don't worry, Mr. Hu is not the kind of villain who reports indiscriminately, and everyone is fighting for the purpose of making the environment better and mortals can care for nature more, all comrades on the same front, let's have a toast!"

He said cheers, but in fact there was only a glass of wine in front of Xiao Li and a half-empty baking tray left on the table. He slapped the table and shouted to the kitchen: "Man Niang, serve!"

Before the words were finished, a slender woman in green clothes had already stepped out, holding several bottles of cold beer in one hand, and a large plate of barbecue meat piled up in the other hand.

Putting the things on the table, she rolled her eyes at Wang Batian and then smiled softly at Du Ling: "If the reception is not good, please invite the two fellow Taoists, Haihan, to introduce the little girl to take over the store."

After she finished speaking, she went outside and put away the opening reward sign, pulled down the anti-theft door and pasted a piece of talisman paper, which immediately separated all the hustle and bustle outside and created a very suitable space for secret talks in the small shop.

Looking at this posture, Du Ling knew that it was useless to continue pretending to be stupid, and looking at the other party like this, it didn't look like he doubted his origin, but regarded him as a fellow demon who was dissatisfied with certain policies of the Demon Management Bureau .

I recalled Comrade Wang's remarks. Could it be that there is a green xx organization in the monster world?

Du Ling thought about his circle of attention back then, and found that it really wasn't a complete misunderstanding...but even a misunderstanding is a beautiful misunderstanding, as long as he admits it, it will be regarded as a layer of protection for his identity, and those who are interested will doubt it If he hadn't just become a genius and went to investigate, he would have believed this second set of arguments.

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"Well, I was actually quite frightened when I was banned, so when Fellow Daoist Zhu approached me, he directly regarded me as a ignorant little demon who had just become a genius, thinking that Lizi was the real master, so we took advantage of the situation and recognized me." Master Bird He lowered his head as if he was ashamed, but he shamelessly pushed the main responsibility away.

Anyway, he is not a liar, it is indeed Zhu Kaishan who came up with the inertial thinking and decided the case directly. Seeing that they said they would submit a report on the case, it is estimated that there have been more incidents of accidental proficiency in recent years, so you can write it according to the template No brainer.

"Hey, I understand, I understand. The evil words are reposted more than [-] times and punished with a three-level cultivation base for two years. Anyway, the old pig deserves it. He just wants to save trouble and is afraid that the work will be transferred to someone else. There will be no bonus. That’s all for fishing, but this time it’s a good shot.”

Wang batian shook his head with a smile, just as the proprietress came over after packing up the store, he stood up gracefully and pulled out a chair.

"Then we have reached an agreement? Don't worry about the tricks in the bureau. I'm introducing myself again. This is Manniang, a girl who eats dirt on her online account, and she also left a message for you. I don't know if you have noticed it. ? My neighbor Wang has already said that he is a Siberian tiger, little brother, why don't you come and guess what kind of tiger she is?" Wang Huo said and thought he was cute and winked.

Seeing this, Manniang cast a reproachful glance at him, but obviously she didn't intend to stop her. The future partner she wanted to recruit into the group hadn't transformed yet, so self-destructing her real body was also a way to get closer.

Knowing that this is to enliven the atmosphere and get closer to each other, Du Ling certainly can't stand in the cold. This green dress looks soft and weak, which looks a bit like a palace guard fairy (gecko), but since they specifically mentioned that she is a girl who eats soil, then...

"Girl Man is a creeper, right? I'm sorry for leaving too many comments, I didn't have time to read them carefully..." and was blocked.Although he can't spread his hands and shrug his shoulders in a helpless manner, who can't pretend to be cute, Master Niao also flicked his little hair, and went back to wink over there.

His cuteness was much more successful than that tiger, Manniang smiled sweetly and nodded, she didn't know where she conjured up a plate of fried peanuts and pushed it in front of him.

... However, Master Bird actually prefers to eat large pieces of meat.

That's why Xiao Li, the little friend, was more capable. He specially picked fat and thin boneless mutton and put it on a stick for him in a bowl. It couldn't be more considerate.

As for Wang Huhu's maladaptive expression and distorted expression to this scene, it's none of Niaoye's business.

Now that Xiaolizi has been concentrating on serving and retiring to the second line, it should be the master's home court now.

So he turned his eyeballs and shook his head and hair, and first showed off his tongue: "Speaking of which, I am very impressed with you, Lao Wang. You are now a Siberian tiger? Could it be possible to mutate after a while?"

"Hey, why not, I can transform into a Siberian tiger!" Speaking of this king tiger, he smiled very proudly: "Rare and protected animals have privileges, dual nationality!"

He is proud of his race. As the largest cat on the ground, the Huaxia and Soviet Union governments have given out all kinds of treasures to draw in their own bowls.

There are many outposts on the Huasu border. People who sneak across the border will definitely be sent back, but tigers who sneak across the border will stay at any cost—every time they need to go there to communicate and do business, they use their original forms, and they are often entertained by mortals. Wang Huo, who eats half-cooked fresh beef, is very satisfied with this.

At this moment, I realized that the Siberian tiger and the Siberian tiger are the same species. The pseudo-animal lovers can only nod indiscriminately, cleverly bypassing the part they don't understand: "Guoyi is good, unlike me, trade species."

He's still an outsider... I don't know if he will have golden hair after his transformation?

Master Bird is deeply worried about this. When he was a parrot, he felt that the golden crown on his head was very cool, at least not like a pigeon. But in the future, if he wants to change into a golden punk hairstyle, it will really hurt his stomach. It is quite possible to have (.

"That's why we met each other by fate. Heroes don't ask where they come from. Anyway, we all have a Chinese heart. Come to cheers-oh, I'll rub Man Niang, please be gentle!" An elbow was pressed against the soft rib, and suddenly he couldn't be heroic and throbbed in pain.

"You, it's better to talk less and eat meat more, don't delay the serious business." Manniang's speech was slow and soft, and she couldn't see how cruel her attack was.

"Is this guy confusing the two of you by talking to himself? In fact, we are just idle people who can't get used to some injustices in the world. We are not willing to watch the mortal world gossip and ruin the foundation of our Miao people. We just want to unite and bypass the too rigid rules to do some practical things. We appreciated the way Fellow Daoist Du posted topics on the Internet to attract attention, and it is also a heartfelt invitation to invite the two of you here."

She said this slowly, took a sip of tea, carefully observed that the person and bird did not show any disgust before continuing: "Actually, the case of the smuggled ivory has been closed and handed over to the human customs and public security." On the one hand, but I don't believe it's just a coincidence, and I plan to continue to investigate. I don't know if Fellow Daoist Du and Xiao Xianchang are interested in joining us and contributing to the maintenance of natural balance?"