It's not illegal

Before Du Ling can enjoy the benefits of recruiting a few more younger brothers to go out and be confident, his home has already been reduced to a vegetable market——

Every day from [-] o'clock in the morning, not to mention the consumption of a lot of feed, and because the three pigeons have a high charm index, from time to time they attract the little domestic pigeons outside to come back to eat food together, and the old man who raises pigeons in the community visits him Complaints... This day is also impossible!

However, one of his parrots is almost haggard and has dark circles under his eyes. Xiao Li, a swordsman who has always heard chickens and dances, is not affected at all. After shape) is a good material for martial arts.

#天帝大大 You have never seen a bird so fierce that you dare to bite it? #

#Anything can be praised like a flower, how can you still face your 'frank and pure' remark! #

In short, Du Ling really wants to move away now, the joy of being able to use a little magic has long since dissipated, and now he is full of the feeling of being suddenly reduced from the golden and precious pet bird boss to an hourly worker who uses dust removal skills instead of vacuum cleaners every day, pure white feathers are turning gray.

However, it is always impossible to leave. If Zhang Jing wants to enter the mountain retreat, he has to lie to his family that he is going to study abroad, and many special snacks he bought for a while are still on the way, and then Wang Huo called for help. They went to the Demon Control Bureau and signed the testimony.

Originally thought that this matter would have been closed long ago, but the Bird Master who forgot it was in the garbage dump was shocked into a badminton: "I'm sorry, Lao Wang, you're going to sell us now??" As promised, a friend in the trenches, we will help you What about the blame? !

In a blink of an eye, he sold the truth to his boss in order to keep his job. Can we still have fun together in the future!

Unexpectedly, he was upset, and Wang Huo, who was accused of betrayal, was even more upset than him: "Old Wang, can I be the kind of monster who keeps going back and forth! If you didn't clean up your own hands, Shangxian's spells are too high. They don't believe it at all." I can do it, can this matter be exposed!?"

The interrogator who was turned upside down while holding back his words was almost regarded as a fellow demon cultivator. Is it easy for him? ?As a result, the top ten tortures have survived and fell on the hardware evidence, and I almost fainted from crying in the small compartment of the Demon Town Tower—since I used a particularly advanced person to practice the method, please let me know in advance!

...So, who is to blame?

The parrot squatting next to the phone turned its head, glanced at the calm fairy face who was reading a book quietly without being disturbed by the noise, and shrugged its wings.

Xiao Li, who was surprised by the loss of orthodoxy, raised his head, and Du Ling felt that there was a label next to that handsome face: [Indifference].

This is probably the rhythm of preparing soldiers to welcome the water to the earthen weir. Du Ling thinks about it. He just went to the Demon Management Bureau to sign. Anyway, he is already registered in this matter. If he refuses to go, he will feel guilty. more suspicious.

But you still have to ask clearly: "What's going on, old Wang, please explain clearly, you didn't sell Zhang Jing again, did you?"

"No way, I just couldn't hide it in the end, and told about Xiao Shangxian's outrageous action, so the higher-ups asked you to sign according to the procedure so that the case can really be closed."

Wang Batian slapped his chest muscles on the other end of the phone. How could he be such a resounding northeastern man, how could he involve a mortal girl again.

"Actually, little brother Du, don't worry too much. This is actually a good thing. Originally, the bureau wanted to be smoothed out, didn't it? But when Director Mo left the customs in the past two days, he came up and launched a campaign to crack down on demons. It is only because of the unhealthy trend within the management bureau that this matter was brought out! Hey, relieve your anger!" From the high-pitched voice, it can be heard that Wang Huo is a good follower of this 'Director Mo'.

"If you want to say that our Mo Bureau is really not those bureaucrats who only care about their own abacus ~ doers! We pay special attention to the matter of the old jackal's sacrifice to the demon seed, and also instructed to strictly investigate the situation of the demon cultivator's infiltration of the demon clan, and can There are also capable people under their hands, just looking at the information photos, you can find that the ability to directly purify the magic cage with a few swords cannot be done by Lao Wang."

Wang Huhu was still praising him endlessly, and Master Bird also felt familiar when he heard this 'Director Mo'...

Surname 'mo'?

After recalling it for a while, I realized that this is the monster who was used by a group of goblins in the office hall of the Assets Clearing Committee to compete with their own emperor. It is said that they are particularly aggressive and cool Is the management bureau leader?

Du Ling picked up the non-existent eyebrows on Tiaoniao's face with interest. He remembered that out of a subtle competitive psychology, he later searched through the introduction of the internal personnel of the Monster Management Bureau to find the information of Mo Wentian, and found that this It is a rare cutting-edge faction: since the liberation of China, the Yaozu gradually felt that their loose and complicated ethnic groups and the King of the Mountain system were not easy to use, so they learned the way the human race regime was formed and created the Demon Management Bureau. The patriarchs of the famous families and the kings and cave masters of a certain cave in a certain mountain have all changed into standing directors.

But the airs are set up, but the rules are not in place. The old man still likes to use the old method when he is in power. Anyway, most of these old monsters have a lot of family business and are selfish. Become superficially united and basically change the soup without changing the medicine.

Until a Mo Wentian appeared.

Mo Wentian, who is extremely talented but has an unknown origin, is likely to be from the ancient black dragon clan. He rose up alone in less than a hundred years. During the process, a group of young monster clans who were also unwilling to idle and have ideals and aspirations gathered around him. , has gradually become one of the three major forces in the Monster Management Bureau, and it is also the biggest force that promotes the further integration of the monster race into the mortal world and keeps up with the pace of human modernization.

If it was a few hundred years ago, this might have been the candidate for the Demon Emperor to rule over all the demons in the world, but now that the times have progressed, followers can only look forward to voting for him to become a regular in the general election.

The person who wrote the information must be a fan, and he has to be a brain-dead fan in capital letters—this is Du Ling’s first impression after reading the long and long paragraphs of praise, and laboriously extracting the short content. As for the second impression is : Damn, this is the correct way to open the ending protagonist!The bird shells that I don't work at this time are considered magical things, and I sold them to Jinjiang to coax little girls to play with.

Anyway, once the number was matched, Du Ling still had a fresh memory of Deputy Mo: "So we can still see a very powerful big shot this time?"

Although in fact the fairy face behind him should be regarded as the biggest figure in the cultivation world, but he is used to wearing an apron standing at the cashier counter of a convenience store, and let him cook and serve him all day long, so naturally there is nothing new Feeling, but the Mo Wentian of this male lead template is worth watching~

"Haha, that's a great idea! It would be great if you could see the deputy of Mo Bureau, just come to the bureau to go through the process and let Xiao Shangxian sign it. As for the big shot, hey, I haven't met your old brother face to face! "

Wang Huhu smiled heartily on the phone, reminding the children that being a demon should not be so naive.

Then it's time to get slapped in the face.

——As I said before, although the Demon Management Bureau is just an ordinary office building on the outside, it is full of space magic in a criss-cross pattern, and even connects caves and blessed lands in different locations across the country. Minutes are already separated by thousands of miles.

Therefore, if it is not a special appointment, or it is extremely predestined, it is difficult to meet a specific one among the tens of thousands of monsters that come and go.

Especially the one that is said to be in the clouds.

This is probably the encounter between the protagonist and the fate of the protagonist in the legend?

Du Ling, who was squatting on the guardrail of the corridor outside the door, waiting for Xiao Li to verify his identity, saw the imposing figure in black and black slowly approaching, and this inappropriate thought came to his mind.

Those nympho goblins are at least right about one thing, that is, this man is a domineering man who can walk - he is tall, strong and perfectly proportioned, with sharp and domineering facial features, no doubt good-looking , but completely different from Xiao Li's handsome and cold, it is a domineering style full of aggressiveness.

Without anyone's introduction at all, people can jump out of the text description and directly recognize that this is Mo Wentian, the three executive deputy directors of the Demon Control Bureau, the great power of distraction.

...What should I do? It seems that I understand the CP concept of those little nympho YY. Did I break it somewhere? OTL followed that cool monster who had no friends approaching step by step, and was angry at him. Shocked by the scene, Du Ling's mind became more and more chaotic, and the whole bird tilted its head stiffly, and could not even turn its eyeballs.

Instinct is pulling the red crisis alarm loudly, but it can't move its wings at all.

Especially when Mo Wentian noticed a white parrot hanging on the fence, he turned towards him and stretched out his hand——

Ruined! !

Is this the rhythm to strangle me, a little monster who doesn't have long eyes in the way! ! ?

The overwhelming coercion hit, Du Ling closed his eyes reflexively.

"Where did the little guy fly in? He's so cute."

A deep, hoarse and magnetic male voice rang out above Du Ling's head with a smile, and those fingers landed on his neck gently, scratching him gently.

……What? ?

Legend has it that the gods and dragons with all kinds of tricks in Japan can see the head but not the end, and the high-ranking monster who is full of bastardism stops on the road...A bird? ?

Strictly speaking, Bird Master, who should be regarded as being molested, was a little dumbfounded, but when the other party opened his mouth, his fear of being targeted by fierce natural enemies gradually faded away, and he was able to move freely.So Du Ling opened his eyes cautiously, and moved his paws to hide to the side.

He didn't dodge, but the man's hand followed up, and he had to insert an inch into the soft chest hair and turn it around.

'Don't think that you are a deputy director and you can slap roadside birds like this--I'm going to be called molestation! Du Ling stared at him and bristled his hair, and began to think if he pecked him hard and then shouted for help, would his Heavenly Emperor and True Male God be able to come out in time to save him.

He stopped being cowardly, but made Mo Wentian more interested. The corner of the demon giant's mouth curled up with an evil arc, and his voice became deeper and more sexy: "Little guy is very courageous. Seeing that you have a good spirit, do you want to come with me?" ?”

Ding~ You have received the [Invitation Coupon] X1 from Venerable Mo Wentian, one of the three giants of the Demon Management Bureau, do you want to use it?

ha!Sure enough, gold can shine everywhere, and Du Ling, who was hooked up by the mysterious power who was said to have high status and weight, was a little bit cocky, but he still cleared his throat, ready to solemnly reject him.

However, before he could open his mouth, a voice that was like a cold spring flowing and clearing his mind broke in.

"Excuse me."

At some point, the Emperor of Heaven, who had finished his work, strode out of the gate of the reception area, and stood there like a cold pool of icy peaks, with a cold and sharp sword intent all over his body, and he did not see any disadvantage against Mo Wentian.

But he only looked at the arrogant and reckless Yaozu for a moment, skipped the other side as if he didn't care, turned to the parrot and stretched out his hand: "Come here."

At this time, Du Ling really didn't dare to fart, he obediently flew to his palm and landed, and shrank his neck obediently.

Or this position makes the bird feel more secure.

He lay down quite admiringly, and rubbed his belly against Xiao Li's palm thinking he was unobtrusive.

However, the sparks that Du Ling thought would happen spread everywhere, and the magical drama of the Yaozu lord VS the peak of human cultivation did not take place. Mo Wentian just raised his eyebrows and left a meaningful smile, then turned and left.

He didn't even say hello to Xiao Li, the Supreme Cultivator.

Tsk, that's really rude, he must have run away in the face of my heavenly emperor, who is tall and immortal, feeling ashamed and destitute!

Du Ling, who was shaking again when there was no one else, shook his hair, thinking it was an afterthought.

Before leaving the scope of the Demon Management Bureau, he dared not say anything bad... Well, what if he was caught wearing small shoes?A bird as cautious as he would not make such a stupid mistake.

#In short, it’s not cowardly (*￣︿￣)#

Du Ling made up hundreds of thousands of words of reasons for his negative performance just now, he was so focused that he didn't pay attention to Xiao Lilue's weird look at all.

So much so that when the other party spoke, he didn't realize that he was talking to himself.

"Don't approach him." Xiao Li suddenly warned when he reached a place where there was no one else.

"?" Du Ling, who was still concentrating on putting putty on his shattered self-esteem, raised his small head and blinked blankly.

Seeming to have misunderstood his reaction, Xiao Li's eyes darkened and his voice sounded a little harsh: "The whole body of that monster is full of blood."

It has already surpassed the level of excessive killing karma, and is closer to—the devil!

Still a little lost and unable to keep up, Master Niao was stunned before a light bulb popped out of his head.

Oh~ got it!

It is discouraging and speaking ill, the truth is actually obvious!

"Short oil~Little pear, are you jealous? Don't worry, don't worry, I'm the kind of person who is easy to be seduced by little goblins on the side of the road!" Feeling that he was nervous and valued, Du Ling stood up and stood up. Chest, very unyielding vow: "In short, I even dedicated my first kiss to you, who else can I go with!"

"..."

Xiao Li fell silent.

Xiao Li held him in his hands, and strode towards the exit of the Demon Control Bureau.

Xiao Li...

Tsk tsk, isn't the base of the jade-colored neck a little red?

Master Bird felt very relieved, even if he was easy to tease (buy) for this pure love, he couldn't change his family and send himself to the hands of an old monster with a thousand sails.

He is not so stupid!

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Of course you are not stupid

You are so stupid as wise (manual goodbye

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