It's not illegal

The piece of paper that Dr. Hu took out was indeed a teleportation talisman that is said to be necessary for the running party.

The moment he hugged the other party, Du Ling was numb from the smell of body odor. He only felt that his waist sank and another person was hanging on him.

This familiar breath is Xiao Li!

He immediately felt at ease, and never hesitated to let go, and then everyone hugged each other and were sent away together like a stack of rice cakes—it seems that the quality of the talisman passed the test, and the load was really good.

The destination of the teleportation is a very formal laboratory that looks like a sci-fi blockbuster. The painting style is completely different from Du Ling's quaint alchemy room in the mountains. Every instrument and every test tube here is shining brightly. Yes, from the beginning to the end, the noble atmosphere of "I'm very expensive", "imported" and "you can't afford to sell it if you break it" is shining.

Watching Du Ling's half-drool drooling, Sensen felt that he, a modern human who had received nine years of compulsory education and went to college, had completely lost out to monsters in concept.

——But later he found out that the laboratory director, Dr. Hu, was the real doctor: a double doctorate winner from the Ivy League Haru School of Medicine, a generation of academic gods, and he could only look up at the mountains.

#Fight for academic qualifications are lost to monsters, let’s be a brain worker honestly, dear#

This is a later story aside, at this time Du Ling was still struggling to suppress the struggling Dr. Hu, thinking that he must never let him run away again: to put it bluntly, a monster does not require party spirit to be an official. The "little matter" of gathering people to take drugs, with Qi Fengyu's status, he can definitely handle it without hurting his muscles and bones, and Sun Xiaoshun can't drag it on for a long time, so he has to take advantage of this effort to get rid of this monster. The researcher took out some dry goods from his mouth.

Fighting for power and profit is too annoying, and Qi Yeji will cause headaches for other directors of the Demon Management Bureau. A hero like him only needs to concentrate on saving the world.

So one of the two tried to run, and the other pressed him desperately, rolling around on the ground.

As for the assistants and guards who stayed behind in the laboratory, they were knocked unconscious by Xiao Li before they even used any attacking moves at the moment they met each other.

In the world of martial arts, speed is the only thing that can't be broken, and legal professions are afraid of close quarters, which is an unbreakable truth.

After dealing with these obstacles, he found that the two on the other side were still huddled together and continued to fight close to each other like ordinary people. Du Ling almost trapped the fox with his hands and feet like an octopus, with a pair of legs straddling the opponent's waist and tightly clamped, and his face was covered. It was so smoked that it was wrinkled into a ball, but I just couldn't spare my hands to find the rope...

Xiao Li's expression turned cold again.

He walked forward quickly, raised his foot and precisely stepped on the shoulder blade of the mixed-haired vixen, and then took out a piece of tribute he got from Sun Xiaoshun: "Use this."

"Oh..." Suddenly there was a huge foot in front of him, and he was frozen by the cold tone, Du Ling also felt quite embarrassed.

But having said that, shouldn't other people be warmer and warmer to their partner when they are in a relationship?Why does he feel that the face of the fairy is getting harder...?

Probably, maybe it shouldn't be his problem (.

#Do not make why, a little guilty. #

"In fact, I really want to use the fixation technique. It's so easy, but I can't pinpoint the formula..." Of course, even if I pinch it right, it may not be effective. Whoever made Xiaoye Du know nine out of ten spells? Well, I still don't know anything!

After immobilizing Dr. Hu with the talisman, Du Ling explained with embarrassment while letting go of his hands and feet, and staggered up.

During the process, His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven maintained a straight posture of stepping on the vixen, and did not reach out to help him. The indifferent fairy had no expression on his face, but he just showed a look of disgust.

Du Ling was a little injured, and reflexively noticed what was wrong with him: Evil~~~It smells like a fox!

Du Ling pressed his temple in pain, rummaged in the space for a long time, pulled out a bottle of freshener and sprayed himself a few times before he felt alive.

Damn body odor is really a biological weapon!

But after being sprayed with lemon scent, why is he still so dizzy... Du Ling turned his head to look at His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven who had moved his feet and stepped back three steps away, feeling a sense of imbalance.

He also made sacrifices to capture the truth! ?

Why are you still so fresh and natural, I have to stink——

He was angry from the heart, and followed the instinctive guidance and rushed towards the other party, his clothes scattered along the way.

Hmm, hey, it really smells like the male god's shoulder pocket~

Familiarity fell on Xiao Li's shoulders, and after a long time of rolling around, Du Ling healed his soul, and then Du Ling slowly got rid of the intoxicated state and realized that he was showing his tm!

Dolls made from drugs are unreliable!If you don't drink all the wine, you can smell it! ! ?

sosad...

#I want to go to the consumer association to complain about the sky-high price of counterfeit medicine, and then find out that the medicine is made by myself, how can I break it? #

The sunflower parrot's blown crest feathers slowly softened, and then its body slowly turned to one side, continuing to squeeze into the neck of the Emperor of Heaven to cosplay the dead bird.

"Don't make trouble." The coldness in Xiao Li's voice, which was tickled by his rubbing, dropped sharply, and the little bit of inexplicable unhappiness disappeared.Resignedly, he raised his hand, and hugged the Taoist companion who was just pretending to be limp and muttering "drunk" into his arms.

"Is this fox the creator of that 'demon species'?"

"Anyway, that's what that pheasant spirit said." Reluctantly kicking his legs, Du Ling finally accepted the fact that he had turned back into a bird again, and cheered up: "It seems that they are still not very satisfied with the current results. Satisfied, I feel that the effect is slow, and the monsters produced are not smart enough."

It seems that what Qi Daneng wants to pursue is really the prosperous age of monsters, rather than cultivating a bunch of mutant beasts who are empty, powerful and fierce, but have little progress in their brains.

Then what happened to the mutation doomsday in the previous life? Could it be that something went wrong in the middle of the research?Randomly mutate an ambitious snake spirit to die, and then everyone has to be a dog or something...

Du Ling, who has been poisoned by the Resident Evil series since he was a child, and has even formed a solid psychological shadow, naturally thought of this aspect: "Anyway, in this kind of thing, catching the funders behind the scenes is not as effective as catching the researchers. Everyone is caught. Just extort a confession directly, um—you are in charge of scaring people, and I am in charge of asking."

This division of labor is very reasonable.

At least Dr. Hu was picked up by Xiao Li with one hand and thrown into the corner of the wall, and then he used the golden sword (Du Ling finally remembered to take out the equipment) to stab his neck, and he was directly covered by the cold light. Scared to pee, no matter what is asked, he cooperates with the work like smashing garlic.

"...You, you don't come here - I, I say it is it!" Dr. Hu curled up with his hands folded into a ball, with a pitiful look of being ruined, stammering and screaming as he was pinched by the neck At the end, Du Ling was ashamed to say: In fact, no one intends to get closer... The smell of urine is horrible, okay (I hate it.

"It's all true, right? Then you should tell the truth first, what are you planning to spread the demon seeds around?" Du Ling, who had an iceberg to rely on, smacked his beak, and said coolly.

"Just, just to make the number of monsters more powerful..." Dr. Hu shrank his shoulders and sobbed as if he didn't understand what was wrong with this, and the bottom of the heavy wine bottle with cracked lenses on the bridge of his nose followed The movement slid down and fell to the ground with a thud.

In the eyes of Master Bird, this scene was definitely done on purpose.

The tool that conceals the beauty 'accidentally' fell off, revealing a pitiful pear blossom with rain, and a very contrasting cute goblin face or something, it is definitely a battle standard for scheming bitches.

But my Celestial Emperor has been tested for a long time, so he won't be fooled——

In an instant, the hair on his chest and head stood on his head, and a super alert signal sounded in his heart. Du Ling spread his wings to block Xiao Li's sight, and then he stared round his eyes to look over.

Ah...(⊙⊙)? ?

Although it is a contrast, it is not cute at all.

He thought he would see a beautiful young man with the rose of Versailles and star-eyed face, but in the end he turned out to have a face with three white eyes and unloved eyes written on his eyeballs.

"you……"

# Did you encounter any accidents when you were in shape? #

#喜欢have to rely on face to eat, and whoever looks like this can only rely on talent! #

#Why does it feel a little familiar, I seem to have a very similar emoticon package in my computer...#

Dr. Hu looked down at his glasses, was silent, and then... broke out in silence.

He suddenly raised his face and rolled his eyes: "What are you looking at? Have you ever seen the sharp eyes of a Tibetan fox!? I hate you guys who have been brainwashed by human aesthetics, you bastards, hum!"

After breaking the pot and falling, he seemed to have countless guts, even the golden sword on his neck was not that dangerous... he was still afraid (.

#Although I guessed the setting of the personality mutation as soon as the glasses were taken off, it is not gratifying. #

Du Ling cleared his throat and pulled back his wandering train of thought, determined to skip this issue so as not to let his opponent gain the upper hand in terms of momentum, but he still didn't hold back his mouth: "...so you plan to report to an agency and directly let this Is this kind of aesthetics going to be destroyed along with human beings?"

#明明just need to summon Meituxiuxiu...#

This conversation, which was about to slide to the offline fighting emoticon package Shura field, was finally pulled back by Xiao Li's artificial air-conditioning, and then I don't know if it was because he smelled the same (dead) kind (house) aura on Du Ling. , the next conversation will be much smoother.

At least this outstanding graduate of Haru University is not sensitive to being a middle school boy who wiped out all human beings.

"Maybe the boss likes to use anti-humanity as a slogan to attract followers, but in fact, any monster with a little brain knows that our way of life has been completely assimilated by humans, and we don't even have these equipment and the knowledge learned in human schools. I can't figure out the so-called 'demon species'." The vixen, the god of learning with dead eyes, told the truth.

"And I don't think anyone would want human beings to really mess up. Although they do often make a mess, the monsters panic, and the species finish off one by one, but...you see, if they don't build roads, I'm still stuck on the plateau Catch a marmot."

Hu Guodao's double-degree monster doctor spoke very seriously, but it's a pity that Du Ling and the others couldn't appreciate the sincere eyes.

Du Ling took a look at the two lumps of plateau red that appeared on his cheeks, felt a little hurt, quickly looked away, and fixed his eyes on the fairy face to wash his eyeballs... Although only a stern chin can be seen from this angle, even if only A chin, that's better than a 3D emoji.

But this Tibetan fox really doesn't seem like a scheming character, of course he has to take advantage of Qi's surname to be dragged down by the rescue monkey.

"Since this is the case, you are helping Ye... What on earth is Deputy Bureau Qi trying to do with the demon species? If a bunch of animals turn into spirits for no reason and attract the attention of humans, our life will not be so easy—don't forget that humans have a saying An ancient saying: 'If you are not of our race, your mind will be different'. Although it seems that the government can tolerate our secret existence now, once it is exposed..." Du Ling's words to scare the demon are not at all guilty. I haven't heard anything "unscientific".

Even monster civil servants sent by the government to maintain stability like Sun Xiaoshun, aren't they also cos humans (even if they are mutated) under the title of "supernatural warrior"?

As for the real monsters, even in the last days, they are still shady existences.

"That's because we are too small in number! We will become a vulnerable group!!" Hu Guodao suddenly became excited when he mentioned this, "Obviously we are better, why have we been hiding like rats in the gutter for tens of thousands of years! We It’s not harmful to anyone, even if the way of heaven comes, it won’t care about it!”

Probably seeing that Xiao Li had no killing intent and would not really stab him right through, Hu Guodao moved more and more freely, slapping his thigh and yelling: "It's just that the number of bullying monsters is too small, and as a result, the whole world is being killed by humans." Take it, do you think that if all species are spiritually intelligent, can humans still tremble?"

... That's why you need to develop the 'demon species' that increase the intelligence of animals and plants.

Tsk tsk, what's wrong with being so powerful, it's better to refine some backgammon learning pills to earn money from the candidates' parents, and guarantee a year's turnover to buy a protected area.

For this kind of hot-headed and angry young man, Master Bird could only look at him for three seconds.

Then he opened his mouth to puncture the fantasy: "Then 70 billion humans vs. 70 billion goblins? Do you think there are too few wars on Earth?"

Human beings robbing themselves of resources has already made their necks thick with envy. Monsters choose this time to grow their groups and jump out to show their existence.

"...It's not like we can't win." His face went from red to green, and Hu Guodao finally spoke his mind in a low voice, probably frightened by the cold light of the sword, he quickly added: "Anyway, we will not take the initiative to start a war ...If human beings are unwilling to reason and want to kill us, they must resist, right?"

It's as if you said it and it's the same, hehehe.

Bird Master simply didn’t bother to talk to him, and simply bypassed the dangerous topic of human beings, and made a further hypothesis: “Well, let’s not talk about what people think, just talk about monsters, there are too many monsters, and resources are not enough. If you lose your intelligence, maybe the livestock will rebel and the pastures will become independent, so what do you eat and drink?"

This is a super serious question, okay? Anyway, when Du Ling thinks that he might want to eat an Orleans roast chicken in the future, he will plop and kneel when he encounters a little rooster waiting to be slaughtered: In the face of the same kind, he let go of the three catties of meat for his brother. Bar!Just the whole bird is bad.

"That, natural selection, survival of the fittest..." Hu Guodao reflexively said the same thing as Ma didn't know, apparently Qi Fengyu had told them about this issue - but as a carnivore with predation experience, Tibetan The fox's brain obviously turned faster than the mule that ate the fodder and turned the head into a grass bag. His hesitant and constipated face could be guessed at a glance, and he thought of the situation similar to Du Ling's hypothesis.

However, Master Bird continues to spread the boundless imagination of a qualified writer: "And how many creatures are there in the world? Mammals are not the mainstream. If everything becomes sperm, what about cockroaches? What about fleas? Even if the flu virus becomes Fine, are we still here??"

Are they all going to be monsters until they die? Whose interests are they going to protect?Xueba, wake up!

This time, the emoticon package fell into complete silence.