It's not illegal

The atmosphere was really awkward.

His Majesty's attitude was very serious, probably because he was too serious to organize his language, and he habitually spit out business lines that he had spoken for more than two years.

Du Ling, who knows each other well, can of course get the true meaning of it, but how can a monster like Mo Wentian, who is so focused on climbing up, understand this kind of stalk, this thinking is still stuck in the early [-]th century. I just wanted to be crooked.

Next, this guy looked at Du Ling, as if he was looking at a pool of mud that didn't know how to make progress and was willing to be a lowly pet. He drew a clear line in minutes, and didn't even bother to talk to him.

Before the relationship, did you flirt with each other or still think highly of me?

Du Ling was almost pissed off, and he was also very drunk when the repeated show of affection was regarded as a betrayal. There was Mo Wentian before and after Hu Guodao, why didn't he think about his relationship with Xiao Li when he came up?In Zhiguai novels, aren’t the monsters all stupid and sweet? After all, the one who believes in true love the most?

Why is it all so realistic now that my head is full of yellow waste.

Du Ling, who is still practicing the pure and orthodox dual cultivation, has successfully advanced to the rank of great magister, feels aggrieved. Coupled with the old enemy who was almost kidnapped by a folk demon before, he decides that he must kill the other party fiercely in order to be able to do so. Heal this severe trauma!

Anyway, you all think of me as a shameless sycophant, why don't I fully meet your expectations, and let you mediocre monsters who don't understand love look like princes?

Anyway, the strange product of Transformation Pill is mine, and the big backer of the Emperor of Heaven is also mine~

No matter how Mo Wentian's attitude changed, Du Ling's face remained the same, and he still had the cheek to occupy the negotiation center.

He first dragged back the messy list, and burned the especially aboveboard group to ashes, and then put on an arrogant smile of a spoiled goblin: "Sorry I changed my mind, the discount period for group buying has expired, we The price of the ancestral elixir of the baby is still good~good~commercial~quantity~"

The cadence and ups and downs of the last four words are incomparable, it is obvious that they want to sit on the floor and raise the price, and the magnanimity and shamelessness of the attitude is simply outrageous.

His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor, who was indifferent to fame and wealth, just looked at him so quietly and indulgently, as if he didn't feel that turning his face and changing his mind was against the way of a gentleman at all.

Mo Wentian's heart sank.

Although the Heavenly Emperor, who seemed to be just a mortal, did not make any movements, he knew that he was locked by a terrifying sword intent.

The feeling of being targeted by natural enemies made him feel like a thorn in his back, and his spirit was tense.Mo Wentian is not one of those ignorant little monsters who would dare to ridicule unscrupulously when they heard that the Heavenly Emperor had gone down to earth and his cultivation base was sealed. This kind of natural suppression of good against evil made him very uncomfortable.

Although it is not really invincible, the price that may be paid is definitely much higher than a temporary retreat.

To be able to climb all the way up without roots and without foundation, and to sit on the throne of the real deputy director of the Demon Management Bureau at a young age, Mo Wentian not only relies on his rapid progress in cultivation, but also because he is best at planning and forbearance.

The poisonous snake has always been good at dormant, and if it can't kill with one blow, he never minds maintaining a superficial friendliness first.

This time was no exception, anyway, it was in the interests of the Demon Management Bureau to retreat a little and betray, and it would not hurt him.

Thinking of this in an instant, Mo Wentian swallowed the anger of being forced into front of him by the villain's broken parrot, put away all his personal emotions, and no longer tried to provoke the emperor Xiao Li, and only put on a business-like expression. Face you come and I will really negotiate the price.

After a lot of back and forth, the final transaction price of Huaxing Danfang was very gratifying, and the large string of numbers on the buyout contract was so golden that it almost blinded the poor eyes of the two generations.

Didn't even know that His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven who was a serious wallflower was also credited with plundering the formation for him and intimidating his opponent with his sword intent. Du Ling thought that this was a great victory won by himself, and bloomed one after another in full of joy. , even the chrysanthemum hair on the top of the head is extraordinarily bright and splendid.

However, Mo Wentian, who signed the contract with a big stroke of a pen, was not in a bad mood, and secretly despised his opponent for throwing the watermelon and picking sesame seeds, so he really couldn't get on the stage.

The Taoism is precious and precious, and the secret method that has been covered for thousands of years can be sold cheaply like this and still feel complacent... The new emperor who bears the fate of the human race actually dotes on such a stupid thing, so why worry about heaven forever!

Thinking about it this way, he should be awarded this year's Jin Daji Special Contribution Award as an encouragement.

So Mo Wentian's thinking about Du Ling changed again - such a shallow-sighted person should just keep him by the side of the new Emperor, so that he can use him at any time, and now giving more benefits can be regarded as a nail bought with a lot of money.

What's more, although the number in the contract is large, it is really nothing in the eyes of the rich and powerful Demon Management Bureau.

Moreover, there are more soft sister coins, and there are fewer natural materials and earth treasures in the rewards. Apart from money, Du Ling almost only needs a warehouse of standing materials from the Demon Management Bureau. Others Mo Wentian said that he has never heard of scheduling Difficult things are all discounted, which seems to be too short-sighted and stupid, but who made him have no confidence in how long the peaceful and prosperous world can last?

One day, when the end of the world comes, there will be countless trading contracts, so it is better to choose the price that the other party can raise immediately, pay the money and deliver the goods directly, so as to avoid long nights and dreams.

Anyway, both parties who signed the contract seemed to be quite satisfied with the contract, and it was impossible to say who took advantage of whom, but in the end Mo Wentian showed a meaningful smile that seemed to imply encouragement before leaving, which made Du Ling unable to help but explode. All white hair.

There is always an ominous premonition that the little hen is being taken care of by the weasel... Pooh who is the little hen!

However, as a mixed and impure combination of monsters who became a monk halfway, Du Ling didn't take this sixth sense or wild intuition to heart at all, and he easily dismissed the premonition like a flash of light as a normal reaction to a dangerous person. Finally, the whole bird was devoted to those overstuffed Qiankun bags that were brought up.

At the beginning, he could patiently socialize with the official monsters who were responsible for escorting the trading materials, but when the last message of the huge amount of money arriving in the account was also sent to his mobile phone, Du Ling couldn't sit still anymore—although the inspection required I used my spiritual sense to go in and check it out, but that was completely scratching my head, the more I checked, the more itchy my heart would be!

Can't wait at all, don't get in the way, let him touch the new babies with his own hands! !

Don't look at it because in the eyes of a big boss like Mo Wentian, it's just a regular stock of high-end goods, it's also a good thing for a wild goblin like him who wants to demolish a house even if he makes a magic weapon!

Anyway, Mo Wentian, the great Buddha, patted his ass when he got Danfang, and left as quickly as if he was afraid of getting something dirty, and Du Ling, the little demon employee who came over to make friends with him, didn't pay attention, so he casually After a few words, he hurriedly dragged Xiao Li away.

He didn't even have the patience to fly back to his old nest in the mountains. He had to say hello to Zhang Jing and his group first when he arrived in the mountains, so what a waste of time?And he also wants to expand his private treasury first... Lin Lin resorted to various reasons. After leaving the Demon Control Bureau, Du Ling simply found a five-star hotel, and he was so angry that he bought a top-floor presidential suite and looked like a monkey. Rush in hastily.

He didn't realize that a handsome young man with a blushing complexion rushed into the hotel lobby with his hands empty-handed and grabbed another handsome young man with aloof temperament. He couldn't wait to get a room, which aroused the reverie of the lobby staff.

"Oops! I think I'm giving them a honeymoon suite—"

When the elevator door slowly closed, the sweet and lovely front desk lady came to her senses, covered her mouth and let out a crisp exclamation.

However, all the staff in the lobby looked over inexplicably, not understanding what was wrong at all.

The shrewd and capable lobby manager even educated her earnestly: "Accurately figure out the deep-seated psychology of customers, 120% satisfaction of customer needs is what our service industry should do. One step, keep it up."

After all, they are same-sex couples, so maybe they have some scruples and don't want to announce it. At this time, they need high-end service industry practitioners like them to play their strengths and telepathically meet the needs of customers!

Not only can customers not feel discriminated and treated differently, but they also have a sense of surprise at home. We are firmly opposed to violations of law and discipline, but we must give help within our ability—— After the impassioned speech by the lobby manager, the presence of All the staff showed eagerness to be taught, and felt that their hearts had been sublimated.

So what is the reaction of the customers who have been "accurately guessed the deep needs" at this time?

Whether this non-human couple is satisfied with the romantic interior decoration is unknown for the time being, but if the rose-themed emperor-size, 360° fun water bed with no dead ends has a soul, it will definitely cry at this moment.

Since its birth, the standard configuration has been sprinkled with rose petals and a pair of mandarin ducks and goblins to fight. Occasionally, I have tried the sweet style of candy and chocolate and the style of local tyrants covered with Mao Zedong, and no amount of money can buy it. It insists on the integrity of 1vs1 true love It is a good bed for self-esteem, confidence and self-love in the suite world!

But what the hell is this pair that came today?

Not to mention its glamorous and dazzling color, he even poured a pile of scraps of chicken, dog, rotten copper, rotten iron, and stinky grass roots on its soft body! !

What kind of honeymoon suite does a couple of dogs and men who don't bite each other open!

Give me back my innocence——

He didn't know that his actions had already hurt the fragile heart of a cosmic straight bed (what the hell). Du Ling didn't pay attention to the theme of this suite at all, and the bed sheets and curtains were so obscenely red, his eyes were shining brightly. I fumbled here and there.

Picking up the raw ore of red copper essence, but unable to put down the crystals of moon silver sand, holding the baby in his arms, he took a deep breath, and what he inhaled was the fragrant medicinal fragrance of century-old Ganoderma lucidum and thousand-year-old ginseng.

The parrot that got rich overnight is so beautiful that it is heavenly.

"Hey, I posted it~ How about it, little pear, why don't you follow me to have some meat?" At this time, I completely ignored who won the trading opportunity, and the bird master who had already swollen himself into a ball was chattering heartily.

"This man~ Sure enough, I still have to rely on myself. You see, although the Qionglou Yuyu with hundreds of acres in the Lingtian Sect's mountain gate is good, it can only be kept dry and cannot be eaten. It is not as reliable as the fruits of labor obtained by my wisdom crystallization. ~We will be regarded as the rich generation in the cultivation world from now on! It’s cool to eat a big family, and the surname Mo is really rich!”

Although the Lingtian Sect was already poor when he started to cultivate, and only saw the so-called treasures of heaven and earth in the classics and inherited memories, Xiao Li was still as calm as water. It is very beneficial to their future development, but it is not enough to move him.

On the contrary, when he first stepped into the door, the red and pink intertwined were dazzling, making one instantly reminiscent of the decoration of wedding candles in the bridal chamber, which made him a little distracted.

Mo Feifan also has the ability to penetrate people's hearts, or did Du Ling do some hints that he didn't understand when he checked in?

After exchanging their minds, the two of them, due to various coincidences and concerns, were still passionate and courteous, and never took a step beyond the threshold. Now that they have just solved a serious problem in their hearts and have gained a lot, Du Ling would like to take advantage of the situation to celebrate and go further. normal……

It's a pity that Du Bujiefengfeng Ling directly poured the transaction money all over the bed and floor, diluting the ubiquitous lingering aura, and also made Xiao Li successfully stop the lingering thoughts.

They didn't mean that at all, it's because I want to be dissatisfied and think too much!

For a moment Xiao Li was ashamed to death, that's why he didn't say a word when a certain parrot turned into Grandet and became obsessed with the great career of number treasures.

Looking at it, his complexion gradually softened, and the corners of his mouth slightly turned up. Originally, the joy of fish and water was not important, but it was more cute to see the little guy with his tail up and down. Seeing his contented and happy appearance humming a ditty, Xiao Li felt that he understood I hope the years will be safe and the true meaning of time will last forever.

Although Du Caimi's eyes are shining with golden light and his face is vulgar, probably only people like Xiao Li who see Pan An in their eyes and can't get out of the pit will find it cute.

Not only that, he even began to think about the ingeniously arranged wedding room in this modern inn. Although it is gorgeous, it is a bit pompous and vulgar, and it has been used by more than one couple of couples. ...

Because he was so focused, Xiao Li almost didn't realize that Du Ling wasn't talking to himself, but was talking to himself when his name was called.

"Xiao Lizi? What are you dreaming about??" Could it be that wealth is so charming that even Xiao Li, who is ascetic and ascetic as he is, is taken aback?Du Ling yelled again and again to no avail, and finally ran to Xiao Li, shaking his hands and making faces.

With a slap, someone grabbed his hand. His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, who possessed a cool temperament that could cover up all filth, had a serious expression on his face, and said in a calm tone: "...It's really good, but Mo Wentian's intentions must be guarded against."

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Bird master, be careful, the Heitian Emperor, who is close to ink, is about to be tested by you from a real gentleman to a fake prudence (.

Master Bird;... Blame me again?