It's not illegal

If you were a communicative talent, you might be able to chat with people eloquently, exchange speculations that you haven't fully understood with people for information, and be able to make friends by following the vine.

It's a pity that this time when I met an outsider, the one chosen as the target was Xiao Li, the great god, so the car owner who was about to take out a cigarette with a familiar smile got two concise words: "It's collapsed."

The conversation ends here.

Originally, handsome men had their own buffs that straight men retreated from. After such a cold answer, the owner of the car stopped putting on a hot face and a cold ass, and turned off the engine and got out of the car to investigate the situation.

I was shocked when I saw it. The entire toll booth fell to the ground, not to mention, it was still covered in fog!There is simply no way out.

After him, more and more people got out of the car to check the situation, and their buzzing discussion finally brought Du Ling back to his senses, and he shoved the cheating little brother into the hands of Xiao Li, a god who was just for watching , I went out to inquire about the news myself.

Although Du Ling was an introvert when he was a man, he only dared to talk poorly with acquaintances, but the owners of the cars were still muttering for the rest of their lives after the disaster, so the origin of this convoy was quickly found out: At that time, these cars were all stuck near the last high-speed rest stop. Of course, they were afraid to drive when the shock was severe, but after a little bit of subsidence, there was no signal from mobile phones, TVs, and car radios, and they didn’t know what was going on outside. In this situation, everyone couldn't stay still.

It just so happened that the damage to the rest station where they were located was not serious, only half of the public toilet collapsed due to the collapse of the shelf, so this group of bold people headed by the owner of the Cherokee decided to try to drive away.

There was a landslide on the road leading to the next city, and the road was buried by rubble and debris, so they chose this direction. They were lucky not to encounter a strong aftershock along the way. They thought the earthquake was not serious. Who would have thought of walking? Don't talk about the road here, even the city is gone!

And there is one thing that car owners are very afraid of in retrospect, that is, they drove this way, except for a few rollover accidents when they just drove out of the rest stop, they didn't see any other vehicles.

——This is not normal at all!

Although the earthquake happened suddenly and caused quite a bit of confusion, there were quite a few cars that stopped at the rest stop and slammed on the brakes and fled back. Can't see it?

When the earthquake happened, where did the cars on the road that didn't have time to turn back go?

The answer to this question is horrifying. At least Du Ling squatted on the edge of the large landslide in the gap and studied for a while, but he still couldn't convince himself that the large and large landslide marks were not the last traces left in the world by the rolling vehicles... ...Hey, don't even think about it.

Because of the words of the car owners, he also realized the information that he had ignored or could not obtain before, that is, whether it is a rift or a thick fog, it only appeared on one side, and the earthquake loss in the opposite direction was not as serious as guessed. In other words, the magnitude of the earthquake is The closer to this rift, the stronger it is!

Moreover, the earthquake method is also different from normal earthquakes. Rather than saying that the crustal movement erupts tens of kilometers downward, it is better to say that there is some external force tearing the earth horizontally.

In short, this is definitely not as simple as a normal earthquake, but in the last days, abnormalities are normal.

It is not an option to continue squatting on the remaining curbs and accompany a group of drivers who have homes and cannot go back, and are in a daze.

Anyway, they didn't have a specific destination.

And when Duling and the group of "survivors" who came out of an unknown ravine and drove a donkey (goose) cart set off, many car owners had already made up their minds. Turn the steering wheel on the spot and go back.

Anyway, the guardrail has already collapsed, so just run over it.

Soon, the convoy stuck in the foggy gap slowly started to flow again, but in this way, Du Ling and his group of "hikers" looked very dazzling.The main reason is that you are a bit stupid because everyone is driving, not to mention having to deal with well-meaning people who stop to ask beautiful women/handsome men if they want a ride.

Feeling a little upset, Du Ling pursed his lips for a while, and finally figured out that he had learned a blindfold method to reduce the sense of human existence, which was similar in effect to the ignore spell in Harry Potter, so he pretended to do it casually. With such a flick——

Unexpectedly, it really worked.

The root of not reciting mantras and not gaining fashion value is that there is no need for talismans to assist it. Du Ling, a half-baked demon cultivator, succeeds in casting spells with a small probability. It looks like it's just playing casually and not taking it seriously, so that even if it fails, you can comfort yourself.

Of course, he is still very serious (.

But the sad thing is that everyone also knows that he is serious...never succeeded.

But this time, although this improved version of the blinding method 5.0 is ineffective for the target group that was drawn into the circle, no one can mistake the light and aura aftermath when the spell takes effect.

So Du Ling attracted everyone's attention.

Then he became angry after being pleasantly surprised: "I rely on what kind of eyes you have?! Low probability does not mean impossible-no, it's my young master, I will work hard or I will work hard!"

He always let him blow up, Xiao Li, who was blowing the wind on the mountain, tilted his head to avoid the spray of spitting stars, and said calmly: "Very good, let's try it again with a clear wind."

"You let me use it and I will use it. That young master is so shameless...it's not a magic show." He muttered to cover up his guilty conscience after a blind cat killed a mouse, but Du Ling was vaguely looking forward to it, in case he Did he really open up Ren Du's second channel all of a sudden?

So with a grumbling mouth, he still cast spells again.

This time there is nothing to doubt. It is different from the previous feeling of being driven by life and death, not being able to control the direction of the spiritual energy, and being confused by occasional big luck. This time Du Ling clearly felt the spiritual energy. Theoretically, the method should be drawn from one's own meridian, turning into a fierce gust of wind and spinning around everyone.

In the end, because the caster himself didn't set a target, the wind blades scattered gently, blowing away the peculiar earthy smell after shaking the air.

"Oh congratulations, little uncle finally recovered!" Zhang Jing, who has already surpassed the elder in spell casting, took the lead in applauding, although his cultivation base was not as good as his.

Of course, the official statement she knew was that Du Ling was seriously injured and temporarily regressed in cultivation.

It was rare for Du Ling to be booed and applauded by the little monsters, and when Xiao Li patted his head and praised him with love, he just raised his chin five degrees reservedly, and put on a calm posture of "I have already made up my mind".

Of course, if he is actually calm or not, it is because the dead parrot has a hard mouth, feeling the slight trembling under the palm of his hand, Xiao Li is well aware of how excited he is.

But you know I know no one will say anything, gradually there is a kind of heart (love), love (love), spirit (sour) rhinoceros (smelly) breath between the two people, which makes the radar very sensitive, and I just want to be alone The single dog involuntarily slowed down, and blocked a group of little demons who were eager to flatter the boss so as not to be struck by lightning.

Realizing that he had formed two groups with the group behind him, Du Ling finally confessed quietly like a thief: "Let me tell you, Xiao Lizi, I seem to... finally found the demon pill."

No matter how low the voice is, it's hard to hide his excitement. The evidence is that he is usually quite a thief, but now he can't even respond to the fact that he can use the secret voice freely.

Although he used the slightly uncertain rhetoric of "as if", Du Ling is actually very sure that it should have been under his control long ago, but before driving it, it was always like looking at flowers in a fog, not letting Xiao Li suck it up (... ) The demon pill who refuses to obey once.

Finally, it completely fell into his bowl!

Although that broken problem objectively plays an important role in promoting the development of adultery, it is really a pit, especially the homework of the big week and the little week is not lazy every day, but the cultivation base is locked like a housing provident fund. Flowers, very discourage people's enthusiasm for cultivation.

But starting today everything will be different!Du Ling, who finally has the demon pill is his own self-consciousness, has mixed feelings: With so many cultivation secrets, is he afraid that he will not be able to reach the peak of human (demon?) life?

Immediately, he didn't even pay attention to the uninvited guest of the last days, and his heart was full of sunshine.

After listening to his incoherent explanation, Xiao Li nodded slightly and said, "It's true."

"Karma?" Du Ling, who was blindly and optimistically fantasizing that he would transform into a form today and ascend tomorrow after the catastrophe, stopped and stared wide-eyed.

Speaking of which, his very little goblin face may have been deliberate by Kanye at the beginning. After all, the delicate, innocent and naturally charming appearance is the most suitable for deception. Before Kanye died, he was an official record of a monster who had reached the early stage of transformation. With human form.Probably the disobedient Yaodan remembered the tone that the original owner was after. Even if the pearl fell into the dark and fell into the hands of Du Ling, who idealized masculinity and roughness, he struggled to the death and took on the appearance of a beautiful boy.

It's a pity that he was overwhelmed by the current owner's humble and hearty temperament, and he barely left five points of delicateness. When his brain is not enough, he looks [-]% stupid. I guess it is Xiao Li who has never seen the world and is a lover. Pan An's devious eyes are seen in his eyes, so he can't see how "cute and cute" he is.

This time too, being teased by Du Ling's expression, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly to reveal a rare arc, and then pamperingly rubbed the fluffy head that was lying in a mess, Xiao Li realized that he had already guessed something before the earthquake happened. , Now the inference that has been confirmed is coming.

"That is to say, you have always suspected that the problem with my cultivation is not the shell left by Kanye, but because the fragments of the Peach Garden are connected to the heavens, so I was restricted?!"

"It's not 'all the time', I didn't think of it until before the earthquake." Xiao Li corrected the details in a pragmatic manner, but didn't explain that he had been subconsciously not thinking in this direction, which might be due to the shadow of heaven.

The inextricably linked connections are extremely secretive and complicated, half-knowledge will only make people feel suspicious and stop, it is better to continue to know nothing.

However, Xiao Li may be superstitious in worrying that the twists and turns of heaven will confuse Du Ling. Although Bird Master has the demeanor of being a victim of paranoid patients when his brain is wide open, his bones are full of the sky falling when the sky falls. Covered optimism.

At least for things that happened to him, he has always been more willing to emphasize the good side, and regard the accompanying bad as the inevitable price.Just like his immobile cultivation and even rebirth into a parrot itself, perhaps while Taoyuan Space saved him, it pushed him into the game of world catastrophe and became a pawn, but it doesn't matter if he is used ?

After all, he got his life back because of it.

The restarted life is extraordinarily exciting, and it also opens a new door to reap what I never dared to think about...cough, true love.

...Although I don't know whether there are monsters in the world, or being a deep cabinet, which is more amazing, but in general, Du Ling gave five-star praise for everything after his rebirth, and there is nothing to be dissatisfied with.

"Anyway, I thought earlier that we would have nothing to do with it. Now I know it's just right." As if to prove that the shackles on his body were gone, Du Ling jumped up and down a few times, and comforted the heavy-hearted object in a relaxed tone: "The dead way of heaven is the way of heaven. Although it may cause chaos in the short term, in the long run, both we and the world will be free, and will no longer be controlled by the script set by the creator of the world. In the future, What it looks like is entirely up to us to decide!"

After talking about this long series, Du Ling felt that he was sublimated, and his whole body emitted the holy light of a soul teacher: "How about it, thinking about it this way, do you think it is particularly positive?"

He was so optimistic, he wanted to go against the sky if he had the way of heaven, and if he didn't have the way of heaven, he would create a new way of heaven and continue to practice. Xiao Li was speechless and his mood was shaken.

Noticing that the entanglement in his eyes had turned into enlightenment, Du Ling suddenly became vigilant: "Hey! Stop, stop, don't break through just because I said something casually—"

It's very enviable, jealous, okay!

"It's not possible." Xiao Li raised his eyebrows as he was accustomed to this kind of thinking leap, and he stopped talking about the topic of the way of heaven.

And he didn't mention whether his own cultivation has been restored, and what's more interesting is that Du Ling, who should be most worried about this, doesn't seem to think of asking.

...Anyway, I'll probably know when the unshakeable double cultivation time comes.

Yes, although the blue bottle of quick-acting magic-replenishing pills has been produced, medicinal materials are scarce resources and should be eaten sparingly. After all, it is better for Du Ling to inhale the yuan himself, and then lend it to Taoist companions for cleanliness and environmental protection .

In short, I’m not just coveting the opportunity to be upright and intimacy, it’s just that it’s embarrassing for everyone to be disappointed after asking questions / Anyway, double cultivation is also an orthodox method for rapid progress / A real man who shoulders the aura of two people... Well, that's right, that's it.

Although Tiandao, the matchmaker, has already been used up and thrown over the wall, Yi Ze can still enjoy it for as long as possible.

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Tiandao: I have devoted myself to death, and you are still stepping on my dead body to fall in love!People work! ?

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Arranged the original home page to be strongly promoted, and it costs [-] in two weeks, but now I am walking on the dead road of severe amnesia without an outline... Good way, I have something that looks like a needle eye. I will go to the doctor tomorrow, I hope I don’t become a one-eyed dragon OTL

It seems that everyone doesn't like this plot from the beginning of the end of the world, but it has to be written (?;ω;.)))