It's not illegal

Speaking of which, the tabby cat led a group of cat soldiers and cats to move to this community, and it really came to harm the subordinates of Master Bird, but catching birds to eat is not a good voluntary choice for wild cats, on the contrary, they are also hungry Only when there is no way to survive will he take the risk and come to this place where wild dogs run everywhere.

And the reason why there is nothing to eat is quite funny, because the neighborhood where I used to live has launched a city beautification operation, and the new year has a new atmosphere.

An important project for problem rectification and cleaning is rodent control.

"...The rats have been poisoned to death, so you have no prey to eat?" Du Ling thought for a while, and felt that this seemed quite possible. Although extermination of rats is a good thing, for wild cats, not only are there no live rats to eat. Even if you catch a dead mouse, it is poisonous and you dare not eat it.

So a pair of bird eyes can't help showing a bit of sympathy, which is as unlucky as a frog that was killed by pesticides in the field first.

Unexpectedly, the tabby meowed and shook its head. There are still a few cats in the city who can catch mice, and they are not too dirty, and they are still taught to catch birds.

It can make a living by hunting, but most of these little brothers and sisters are from abandoned or lost pet cats. Their main source of food is leftover cat food provided by kind people, and occasionally they rummage through the litter box to find Food waste to fill the belly.

Life is already very difficult, especially in the northern winter when there is little food and clothing, and the group of human beings who don't have long eyes choose to throw rat poison at such a time!

And when you add the medicine, you just take the medicine, at least investigate the activity range of the rodents a little bit, don’t investigate where the mouse holes are, but pick the food provided by the well-meaning grandmothers and girls, all of them are poisoned, and they keep emphasizing that these are the rotten rice Vegetables fatten mice.

In addition, the wooden boxes and cardboards used by the cats to shelter from the wind and rain have also been cleaned. It is said that the cat-catching team will be invited to remove the wild cats. He didn't dare to wait and see anymore, because it could hardly restrain those subordinates who were dizzy from hunger and strongly demanded to pick up dead mice to eat, and if they continued to consume, they were waiting to die, so it was better to take everyone out to find a way out.

It chose a relocation community that was not too far away from the original living area, but belonged to a different district government, and had no rectification at all.

This is a risky decision, because this area is the traditional sphere of influence of wild dogs: the combination of resettlement housing, land acquisition compensation housing and low-rent housing black intermediaries makes the composition of community owners complex, the aging population is serious, and there are many migrant workers and small children. Vendors, resulting in a particularly large number of free-ranging dogs in this community.

——Yes, it is rare for a city dog ​​like Erha, who is locked up in the house except for walking at night, to live here. It is normal for its little brothers to run around the street without a leash.

More dogs, fewer cats.

Therefore, there are also a lot of mice and birds here, especially birds with long wings and a wide range of activities. It can be said that sparrows, magpies and crows from all over the world like to spend the night here.

That's exactly what the tabby is looking for. It sneaks into the village with its younger brothers. There is no competitor who can always get a good belly before attracting too many wild dogs Zhu Yi.

Never expected that the thieves and thieves here have already hooked up with the dog legs.

Tiger Ban was very hurt, but Du Ling suddenly realized:

He said why this area is much noisier sooner or later than the neighborhood where he bought the house later, and there are large groups of crows circling around at night, and the landlord even boasted that it was because of the good environment. Is this the case with feelings!

This makes logical sense, but he understands the principles of the food chain, but he doesn't intend to let his immediate subordinates feed on meow.

Of course, if he only catches mice to eat, he still has to show his support by raising his wings and head hair.

The most troublesome enemies after the end of the world are hordes of mutant rats. It is best to kill some of them in advance.

"I will try my best to solve your subordinate's food problem, as long as I don't attack my little brother." After taking advantage of all the advantages, Du Ling and the tabby cat made a gentleman's agreement.

Because the background sound is the chorus of "Kan Ye is a trench" sung by the gray magpies, so Tabby believed it, and honestly led the defeated generals to find a place to lick their wounds.

However, Du Ling is not a real tyrant who can buy more than ten catties of cat food every day without blinking an eye. He even spends a penny in half, and he wants to find a cat owner for a free lunch. I don’t know where the money will be to support a group of cats for two years. Will there be a crazy cat boy in the future?

He is not the kind of shit-shoveling officer who looks at the cat owner that day.

Are you all natural enemies now?Don't think he didn't notice those hungry wild cats staring at him and drooling!

But Du Ling also knows that there are human beings who are willing to cry and cry to pay for stray cats, no matter if it is genuine love or a show, as long as the news is sent out, there will always be kind people who will appear, and all those crooked melons and dates will be adopted. Unlikely, but it shouldn't be difficult to solve the ration problem.Anyway, after this period of time, the sanitation work in the community over there has been inspected and accepted, and the wild cats can get back their original meal tickets without him having to worry about it all the time.

Du Ling concocted a 140-character soft essay on kind passers-by in his head in minutes, and Du Ling was deeply moved by his wit.

This access to the Internet is indeed a necessary and sufficient condition to save the world.

Thinking that a hot PO must be rich in pictures and texts, preferably with pictures, he took out his mobile phone and chased after it. It is rare for the models to communicate with the photographer, but it is better to let these Mimis pose in some explosive poses. Attract people from all walks of life to slide to fly~

Then he should go home to eliminate the evidence of sneaking out to play, brush his collar and wait for feeding. As for the desolate barking dog behind him?

Oh, the wind is too loud, it can't hear clearly︿(￣︶￣)︿

After dealing with the wild cats, it was almost noon. Sure enough, not long after Du Ling returned home, Xiao Li also came back with the newly borrowed books and lunch.

This time there are major breakthroughs in all aspects.

First of all, those big tomes that can kill a bird are finally not limited to 24 histories. Xiao Shenxian switched to such masterpieces as "Aeromechanical Theory" and "General Relativity".

Secondly, lunch is finally no longer fried rice with fried vegetables, but I actually bought a large portion of fried noodles with spicy soup!

Holding the small bag of American almonds specially sold to him, Du Ling looked at the owner with tears in his eyes and felt surrounded by golden light.

Did something good happen today?It's a pity that he looked left and right, but he couldn't find any clues from the statue-like face that showed no emotion.

On the contrary, Xiao Li looked at him silently for a while, and said, "You have been out before."

This is not a question, but Du Ling still made up his mind to play dumb, blinking his pure black bean eyes and looking back - but he didn't know that his body was not cooperating well, and the stupid hair on the back of his head was already erected nervously.

"You smell like an outsider on your body," Xiao Li didn't care about his reaction, and continued to speak straightforwardly: "A cat?"

His slender eyebrows frowned slightly after saying the cat word, as if he was not satisfied with it.

Damn it, what kind of dog nose is this!

Why on earth did he know——Du Ling was already shouting in his heart, but on the surface he still wanted to pretend to be a fool to the end, tilting his head and meowing like a cat: "Meow~?"

Bird Master thinks he can score 100 points for being so cute!

Sure enough, Xiao Li was also taken aback by his witty reaction, his cold and profound gaze fell on Du Ling, so cold that he couldn't help shaking his hair and begging for mercy.However, just before the parrot was about to lose its strength, Xiao Li suddenly stretched out a slender finger, and gently tapped the cute bird's head: "Ghost spirit."

"..." Du Ling was stunned by his poke.

Where did you learn such ridiculous lines——

If this is paired with a smile or something, it can be said to be gentle and pampering. If you say these three words with a wooden face, you will scare a bird to death! ?

Master Bird's heart felt fuzzy, as if he had been hit by a restraining spell.

He always felt that he seemed to be exposed in front of the master owner, but he didn't know the extent of the exposure. Anyway, he had to pretend to be stupid when he knelt down, so Du Ling ate this lunch very cowardly, and he didn't dare to eat any more. Do something unique to attract Xiao Li's attention.

...Is it nice for a parrot to eat almonds?

Please, old man, please take that deep gaze away from me like looking at a dead thing in the ancient well, okay?It's not good to stare blankly...

Du Ling, who was so stared at that he almost didn't know which leg to take first, couldn't think about it. Finally, he ate a small pile of almonds, wrapped them in a napkin, and obediently offered them to the owner to taste first.

Reluctantly, she secretly hoped that Xiao Shenxian would not touch the nuts with bird's saliva.

However, Xiao Li accepted it so generously.

I also ate the "General Theory of Relativity" one by one.

QvQ... I agreed to be moved and I will return it as it is, and you have the nerve to grab snacks with your pet!Du Ling felt that his sincere foodie heart was about to break.

But fortunately, Daxian also understands the rules of the rivers and lakes that accepting offerings must be convenient for others. Just when Master Bird was waiting to fall asleep, he suddenly spoke, and it was rare to give a long sentence: "Go and play by yourself. , don’t get too close to the unclean things outside, go to the convenience store for dinner.”

Oh oh oh long live liberation!

Du Ling, who was approved for free action, was amnesty, and he didn't care about pretending that he couldn't understand, so he flew out with his chrysanthemum hair shaking.

Doubts about what was unclean outside were fleeting and quickly forgotten.

Don't worry, a good bird like him who is serious, pure and non-fucking won't just take fleas and bird flu home!

He flew to Erha's air conditioner to rub the net, pretending not to see the black and white dot squatting at the door of the building exuding resentment.

Who told him that the object of his rebirth was only a parrot, not an eagle, and he didn't have such good long-sightedness~

Connected to the wifi of tens of thousands of single dogs, afraid of being urged, and dared not log in and add V. The author's trumpet, Du Ling randomly picked a trumpet for two-dimensional, swish selected nine or pitiful or cute Or a passionate photo, and then it is a bit difficult to enter 140 characters. Is it a warm and girly style, or a playful, cursing and teasing style?

It's better to brush the scarf first to find inspiration, he is not procrastinating.

Then Du Ling saw that his alt's homepage was being swiped by a hot topic.

@萌宠总携: What about the agreed #创国后不必成非#?Everyone, come and appraise that this parrot is absolutely perfect! #头拍video forwarding is full of booming fire, trance, too cheap, 23333 laughing crazy, I finally saw the live goblins fighting and the cheap and good voice that broke the sky and became the god with the most likes.

Du Ling felt that the screenshot of the static video looked familiar, so he tapped it with trembling paws, and when the bibi finished shaking, a familiar Mandarin with an Australian accent rang out, changing from blurred to clear: "...yes, kick... put that three The flowers are useless!"

...I rub it! ?

What the hell is this...