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It wasn't until his back hit the wall that Du Ling's brain was burned into a ball due to agitation and lack of oxygen, and he was slightly awakened by the cold and hard touch.

Is this still his calm and introverted Heavenly Emperor Taoist Companion?

What kind of trouble is it to force a kiss without saying hello!

As soon as he opened the door and called out the word "Xiaolizi", Du Ling, who was blocked by the other party's lips and tongue, tried to struggle, humming, raised his head and shrank back, his hands thought he was pushing hard, but all efforts failed , and was hugged even tighter and invaded deeper.

He was even squeezed between his legs by a strong thigh, and his lower abdomen seemed to be pressed against something hard, and his three-week-old virgin body seemed to be very restless when he was kissing and rubbing against each other like this...

Fog grass Σ(°△°)? ?

This time he was really not soft-hearted, Du Ling managed to separate the two of them a little bit with force, at least enough for him to stare in horror into the other's eyes.

"...I'm sorry." Xiao Li apologized in a low voice, who was also a little unsteady in breathing. His original cold voice became hoarse due to depression, and his dark eyes were lowered, firmly fixed on the scorching gaze that was rarely seen on him. Fixed on Du Ling's face.

Oh my god, this little pear has evolved so scary! !

When did it become a humanoid self-propelled aphrodisiac maker with its own sexy subwoofer? ? !Tell me honestly, did you fail to learn from the big dye tank in the entertainment industry, you! ! !

Du Ling reluctantly swallowed his saliva, forcing himself not to respond, at least stick to the wall to keep a distance, don't let the sound of his heart beating like a drum beating, otherwise Xiao Li's apology will definitely become an indescribable announcement below... …

But he is no longer the little goblin with a delicate body and a weak waist that is easy to push down!

He, he, he, he has taken back his (relatively) tall, mighty, masculine human body! !The horn of counterattack has sounded, and hope is just around the corner——

But why is it still as short as a weak chicken, leaving most of its head (′;ω;.)

Seeing Du Ling's eyes shifting suddenly and his face changing, Xiao Li knew that his mind had gone to some strange place again, this familiar reaction made him smile, and his heart finally settled back into his chest.

He silently recited a few words of Qingxin Mantra to suppress the desire to be detonated by excessive longing. He rubbed his Taoist companion to restore the brown-black hair that is common to Chinese people, no longer trembling but still soft hair, and said in a low voice:

"I've been waiting for you for eight years."

A few words seem to be able to express the loneliness of the long wait.

However, Du Ling, whose brain circuits are still unreliable and floating in the yellow band, his first reaction was: Oh my god, it’s good that the brakes were successful just now. If this is really learning the European and American style and celebrating the reunion by rolling sheets, how can I hold my mortal body? The shock of living in an eight-year-old cellar!

Tianya wanted to be a deserter just thinking about it.

Then he came back to his senses and realized that he had lost his soul in just over a day, and how tormented Xiao Li would be in those eight years of waiting alone.

Damn...so distressed!

It's all because of the damn Qi Ling's tossing around, Du Ling felt that his eyes were a little sore, but he couldn't say anything to comfort him, so he could only hug Xiao Li back with his backhand, and buried his face in the other's neck.

This is the best way he can think of, and he doesn't care about being too spoiled like a small animal.

But Xiao Li really liked this, and his lover came back intact, alive and kicking in front of him, and the reality of trying to squeeze into his arms wiped away all doubts and anxiety before, making the breath around him smoother than ever before. Soften up.

The two just hugged each other tenderly at the entrance of the dilapidated rental house, indulging in each other's warm breath, and couldn't even feel that the door was wide open and let the cold wind blow in.

Fortunately, most of the tenants returned to their hometowns during the Chinese New Year, so that innocent passers-by were not accidentally injured by flashing stray bullets.

It wasn't until the mortal with a cold sneezed against the laws of nature that the pair of lovers who had become stupid after a long absence were awakened.

Du Ling rubbed his nose, and turned his face away a little embarrassed, not daring to look at Xiao Li's front which was sprayed wet by himself.

Not to mention the tactile feeling of burying the chest just now is particularly good. Not only is the chest muscle foundation good, but the material should also be quite high-end.

"Uh, uh, why is it eight years? You were trapped in the lower world for three years in the last round, right?" In fact, Du Ling wanted to ask how you lived these years, why you came here so quickly, or Why didn't I wait with you as soon as I came back, but I didn't know how to ask questions for a while, so I hesitated, and pushed out the least sensitive questions first.

However, Du Ling was really curious about how these eight years came about. He carefully counted all the turning points in life that Xiao Li told him, but he couldn't find any that matched the time coordinates of eight years ago.

"Because I'm not the emperor of heaven this time." The man who opened the three-week program eight years earlier than him said lightly, as if the emperor of the sky and the convenience store boy were jobs of the same level.

WTF? !

Du Ling's eyes were naturally widened by this big news.

However, he has no nostalgia for the position of the polished commander, who has no status and only a good name, and he has no nostalgia for the position of Heavenly Emperor. He soon thought that if there is no Qi Ling to take advantage of the loopholes of heaven and cheat this time, then Xiao Li will indeed not be as inexplicable as before. Continuous breakthroughs, soaring to heaven.

Moreover, if he ascended to work in the Heavenly Court, he would not be able to privately communicate with him, a mortal, so it would be good to stay if he thought about it.

He blinked and made a joke: "So you became the movie king?"

Even if it is a thousand words and ten thousand, Du Ling is still worried about seeing the Taoist couple's face appearing in the web game advertisement when he turns on the computer.

Although when we first met, I also secretly thought about making Xiao Li an internet celebrity, and it doesn't mean that I would eat the jealousy of those nympho girls who shouted at their fairy faces, but it just feels a little subtle?He looked at the heroic and famous actor in the talk shows, movie shots and commercials, and he was able to get along with others and talk and laugh. Although he admitted that he had a handsome face and a good figure, he didn't feel moved at all, but felt very strange. .

The memory and the real lover who is embracing are like two independent individuals who are completely unrelated except for the similarities in facial features.

Du Ling wasn't sure if this was an illusion caused by his own possessiveness, so he had no choice but to pretend to be indifferent to the temptation.

"Oh, that's not me."

——! ?So it's really not the same person? ?

"That's an attempt by the Lingtian Sect and the Demon Management Bureau to revive the project of Taoism in the human world." Although the wording seemed lofty, there was still a trace of embarrassment on Xiao Li's face that only Du Ling could recognize. (The face) became popular all over the motherland and felt a little uncomfortable: "It's a long story, you should take medicine to cure your cold first."

As he spoke, he took Du Ling's hand and stuffed a small bottle of qi invigorating pills into it.

This thing is exactly the same as last week's item, with a flat-headed, classic jade-colored small porcelain vase, engraved with the anti-counterfeit logo and product name of Jindan Pavilion of the Demon Management Bureau.

Qi Bu Qi Pill is a common product among pills. It is not of the same grade as the super small blue pill produced by Du Ling in his previous life, but it is high quality and cheap. Fairy monks have nothing to do with it as snacks. Ordinary people can also eat it to strengthen their bodies and increase their resistance Power, it is not foolish to say that it can cure colds.

So Du Ling, who was considered a great alchemist in his previous life, maintained a dazed expression, took the pill, poured it into his mouth, and swallowed it raw.

Of course, I didn't feel the taste of any elixir turning into a sweet spring in my throat, I just felt choked, and then my nose was not blocked and my throat didn't hurt anymore.

"What kind of in-depth cooperation can make you cooperate with your face..." After recovering blood and mana, the spirit of complaining returned to Du Ling's body again.

"The Bureau of Demon Management has been trying to use entertainment to beautify the image of the demon race, to increase the acceptance of ordinary people, and is willing to promote decent people together, but this requires highly recognizable and attractive representatives..." Said Bai What's more, the good-looking goblins all have a halo of coquettishness/evilness/madness, and can't find a fellow who can pretend to be a fairy and subconsciously convince mortals, so they hit their idea on the head of the Lingtian faction with unpredictable strength .

In fact, the other party hoped to use this to tie him directly to the chariot, but although Xiao Li did not have any prejudice against the entertainment industry, he also had no talent or interest in it.

"So you signed a contract and lent your face???" Du Ling's expression was indescribable. Although there seemed to be no problem with the logic, he still wanted to yell hell, grabbed Xiao Li's neckline and shook you. Qi Ling's wit is black-bellied, did he eat it with the invalidation of his identity card when he was reborn? !

"Of course there is a contract signed, so that they are not allowed to use my image to act recklessly. In addition, all profits from activities using this image, after tax, [-]% belong to me personally."

"……How many?"

"I got [-], [-] last year." When reciting the numbers, Xiao Li still had a flat face, but he was already suppressing a smile.

The dizzy look of Taoist couple who can't find the point is also very cute, which makes people never get tired of it.

"Oh, yes, that's normal."

Du Ling's voice fluttered and he pretended to be calm, but his heart was already tearing his chest hair and howling at the sky: Normal forehead! !Look, look, comrades!This is the real face! ! !

This kind of face-making way of sitting and counting money without worrying about anything is so cool.

Du Ling, who has become a poor man again, was so excited that he completely fell under the charm of money and couldn't care less about catching the loopholes in it for a while.

And Xiao Li let him misunderstand that he was a little stupid, because he didn't really want to explain to Du Ling. In fact, he would agree to this seemingly absurd proposal at the beginning. Time can see itself.

Because he was afraid that getting in touch with the other party in advance would interfere with the life trajectory of the other party, causing too much deviation and affecting the memory recovery of the previous round, Xiao Li had only dared to confine himself to a place outside the living area of ​​the other party and waited silently. Working in a convenience store, I was afraid that I would get acquainted with Du Ling in advance if I couldn't control it.

Although Du Ling, who didn't have the memory of the previous two lives, was still so funny and cute, but he still wanted to achieve perfection... He didn't want Du Ling to know all these slightly heavy struggles, and it would be better to let it go with a relaxed smile.

Maybe Du Ling will think about these things slowly in the future, but at least today, at this moment, he wants to make the other party feel heartless and silly for a while.

So when Du Ling began to ask how did you know I was back, Xiao Li just skillfully used the phrase "followed your WB" to mention it, and then brought up a very curious topic based on the anti-customer order , distracted Du Ling's attention.

After all, compared to Du Ling's absent state of "rebirth" or "accepting past life memories", he has already prepared for this reunion, no matter how the other party reacts, he can grasp the rhythm with ease.

In fact, directly using double cultivation to help Du Ling achieve the coordination of soul and body in this life is the most in line with the law of nature and human desires. It is more useful and enjoyable than empty explanations in plain language. I toss myself sick.

The red nose, chapped lips, and watery eye sockets, even though they are not serious problems, are enough to make Xiao Xin feel very distressed, and deeply regret why he was afraid of losing control of his emotions and scaring people after swiping the wishing Weibo of the other party. But he endured it by himself and sat for a whole night before coming over.

Life and death have delayed the opportunity of heaven!

From the bottom of his heart, he believes that the double cultivation of mutual affection is the most serious practice, and Xiao Li, who doesn't feel that his desire is wrong at all, secretly regrets it.

And leaning comfortably in this 200% beautiful human-shaped warm cushion, I still think that my Taoist couple, an upright gentleman, is the kind of Du Ling who meets the standards of the general public, but I can't guess what he regrets, and he is still there. Follow-up question: "Then don't be foolish and tell me quickly, why are all the goblins jumping to the surface this time?"

We also have to cooperate deeply with the Lingtian faction to play in the entertainment industry, promote self-cultivation and break the monopoly of scientific thinking. This is really a wonderful drama.

He must keep up with the pace of the times and be a strong onlooker.

Du Ling urged him tightly, so Xiao Li naturally started to talk about ancient times from the kind.

However, he is really not good at telling stories and setting up suspense. He threw out the truth of the finale as soon as he came up, leaving Du Ling stunned.

Why is there a big difference in the development trend of the three-week goal in the world?

Why can Zhu Kaishan go to the human world to make movies and become a famous director?Why can Tiger Wang confront the Environmental Protection Agency?Why did Sun Xiaoshun directly become the red X generation of the police family?Why? ?

This is naturally because, when Qi Ling restarted, apart from the two witnesses, there was an unplanned "person" who hitched a ride and was reborn together.