Don't talk about love, just sell birds

The grassland in the mountains is poorly groomed, the weeds grow too vigorously, and they are lush and tend to be taller than the bushes.

After walking a few steps, the trouser legs were wetted by the dew on the leaves. The old man wearing a red tengu mask finally found a bare spot on the ground. He squatted down and dug up the soil with a shovel. The smell of damp soil wafted out. .

There were earthworms drilling under the fertile soil, and after being caught and thrown into a bucket, the earthworms rolled over and over again.

Staring at the alive and kicking earthworm, Lin Taki fell into a long silence.

Why did he come here to dig for earthworms?

Obviously the snapdragon is born in Izumo, so the work of feeding and caring falls on him. He basks with it every day, sings and dances, tells stories, and raising a child is not so troublesome.

After digging enough earthworms for today, Lin Taki went back with a small bucket. Before he got close, he was attracted by the cardboard box that was placed at the door, which was big enough to fit an adult. He looked around and saw no suspicious person. Izumo He Yiyong didn't know where he had gone, so he walked closer and took a closer look. There was a note in black and white on the box:

[To [beep——] Your Excellency. 】

At the beginning, Lin Taki was stumped. He was sure that there was a word there, but it was blurred by some kind of force. No matter how hard he polished his eyes, he couldn't see the content clearly, so he could only skip it.

[If you are illiterate, ask the person next to you to read it to you. This is a ten-year special feed for snapdragons. In addition, I only learned from other snapdragons after I went back that the plant in your hand has been conceived and will give birth soon. , this time I ran away from home to find my lover/husband who I don't know where.If you really want to raise it to eat, it is better to wait for a while, and it is best to use spiritual power to accumulate it several times a day to improve the energy system in the snapdragon. 】

conceive?Production?lover?

As if struck by lightning, Lintaki glanced at the snapdragons entrenched in the corridor stretching their leaves with a strange expression, and continued to look down.

[Inside the wooden box are the ingredients for making the Heaven’s Punishment Pot. The method of making it is very simple. First, put in the larvae of the bat moth, and then cut and cook the dead. The sin of listening and adoring, which means desiring attention and energy, is a perversion.Perverts can also be divided into high-level, middle-level and low-level. The high-level is the pornographic/erotic/baron popular among girls, the middle-level is generally ordinary people, and the lowest level is the super-disgusting/obscene/twisty low-level. People with various props, then put in the hooves of the horse noodles, wait for the soup to turn black and purple, and then add the spiders from hell, and the pot of punishment from heaven is complete. 】

"..."

No, no, no, no matter how you think about it, you can't eat this kind of thing. Is the person who sent the box really harmless?

At the bottom of the note is the address information sent by the other party: Hell Yan Mo Hall, First Assistant Officer Ghost Lantern.

Ghost lamp, the name is a bit familiar, as if Izumo mentioned that there is such a person who will send snapdragon feed.

I should really be glad that Izumo's thoughts are still relatively normal after contacting such a person.

Wait, Hell Yan Demon Hall?Was it the hell he was thinking of?

Izumo didn't know the melancholy in Lin Taki's heart, and this time he and Yiyong were walking on the country road. The two people, one tall and one short, were holding hands. Looking from a distance, they looked like brothers and sisters.

"Yiyu, where are we going?" Izumo carried the burden that he forcibly snatched from Giyuu's shoulders, and the reason why he didn't put it in the black cavity was to fully demonstrate his boyfriend power.

Ever since the two "unilaterally" confirmed their relationship, Izumo's gaze could not help but always drift towards Giyuu. The overly hot gaze made Giyuu look like a light on his back. He looked away unnaturally and tried his best to maintain a high Cold character design, "Mount Yuntori in Okutama County, Tokyo Prefecture."

It is a mountain that Izumo has never heard of, "Are there ghosts?"

"It's the ghost dance Tsuji no miserable."

Izumo keenly sensed the smell of hatred and hatred from Giyuu's paralyzed face, and immediately put on the appearance of sharing the same hatred, "No wonder you hurried to leave as soon as Salutaro said, even the master didn't wait for him to come back. Find that guy right away and kill him a thousand times! So, who is Kimai Tsuji?"

Giyuu paused when he heard the question, "...he was the first ghost and lived for 1000 years. Have you heard of it in that era?"

Izumo racked his brains and thought again and again. Giyuu is seeking his own help. He must not let go of this dependence, but who can remember the memory of 1000 years ago clearly, let alone he has lost his memory.

Trying to run the paste-like memory, the half of the face exposed under the mask was wrinkled together, and suddenly Izumo opened his lips, and suddenly he was refreshed, "Ah, what did I think, 1000 years ago in Dajiangshan There is a famous king of ghosts called Shuten Doji over there. Is his name in the real world Kimai Tsuji? I heard that he was later sealed by an onmyoji named Abe or something? Could it be that he escaped? ?”

Yi Yong speechlessly retracted his gaze, he was really an idiot for looking forward to it for a moment.

Seeing his indifferent reaction, Izumo also realized that it was probably not what he said, so he closed his mouth resentfully, repeating the name of Kimai Tsuji in his heart over and over again, trying to bring back memories.

It stands to reason that if he had heard such a unique name, he would not be impressed, so either this person changed his name, or he only played in a certain corner at that time, and his fame failed to spread.

In any case, Izumo missed this great opportunity and failed to dazzle Yoshiyuki with his intelligence and wisdom. He slowed down his breathing and continued to wait for the next opportunity.

Passing a melon field, an old man in coarse linen set up a shed on the side of the road, selling freshly ripened watermelons on simple wooden tables.Izumo thought that the opportunity had come, and told Giyuu to stay where he was and ran over alone to pick out the best tasting watermelon from a pile of watermelons that were about the same size.

I saw a lot of old men dressed in strange clothes, and I didn't look down on Izumo's young age. Anyway, it was the old man who gave the money, so he weighed the watermelon skillfully, looked at the scale on it, and yelled, "12 and a half catties, two thousand 100 yuan."

Izumo froze while taking out the money bag from the black cavity under the cover of his sleeve, "Huh? How much do you think this watermelon is?"

"Two thousand one, I'll wipe off the change for you, just two thousand, little brother, it's not the season for watermelons to ripen yet, look, the field is full of half-sized raw melons, I just searched the whole field for these few." The earliest mature batch picked out."

Izumo quietly turned his head to look at Giyuu, his heart was bleeding, he never knew that it would cost so much to raise a wife, but now that the arrow is on the line, he can only bite the bullet and pay the money.

Yiyong kept looking at him, at least he knew that he had to pay for things, so he was not hopeless, but who taught him this common sense?

Izumo came back with a big watermelon in his arms, and when Yiyong looked at it, his expression of hatred and bitterness immediately turned into a doting smile, "Yiyong, look, I bought it specially for you, you must be thirsty after walking for so long Bar?"

While talking, Izumo held the melon in one hand and pulled Yiyong in the other to find a small pond, sat down on the clean stone next to it, and took the Japanese wheel knife.

Yiyong couldn't stop it in time, and the knife dropped the melon, revealing the bright red flesh.

"..." Feeling that he had done something wrong again, Izumo wiped the knife clean with his sleeve and returned it to Giyuu, "I'm sorry, I just think it's more beautiful to cut with a knife, and you might not eat it if you just split it with your hands. "

Giyuu let out a foul breath and was forced to accept this explanation.

In order to make up for the mistakes, Izumo used the swordsmanship he had learned all his life, and cut the watermelon into exquisite works of art with his own Zanpakutō, showing his sharp white teeth, "Yiyu, you eat."

Giyuu couldn't adapt to Izumo's change of attitude. After thinking about it, he found that all these changes started after the sentence "Yiyuu, do you like me?"

Do you really want to explain clearly?But what to say?

What if you don't have experience in this area...

The author has something to say:

Regarding why a senior snapdragon fan is so kind to Izumo, it is because he has always been friendly to animals [呲牙]

Thanks to the time swimmers for irrigated nutrient solution +1, lol~