Don't talk about love, just sell birds
Chapter 46
The customers in the shop quickly satiated and left, and the manager put up a sign that the business was closed, so there were only four people left in the hall, and three of them sat and watched the other eat.
Shisui exchanged glances with Itachi sitting across from him, took a sip of bitter matcha and asked, "How do you train your crow?"
train?talk?
Izumo stopped his hands, "Because there are too many to teach one by one, I will draw out a leader, and let it teach other birds after it has learned it. I don't know how to teach it. It is interesting to spy on the life of a flock of birds all the time."
After listening to Zhishui, he felt that some chickens and ducks were talking about the same thing. The two people should not be talking about the same thing, so he had to say bluntly, "The crow you sold to Weasel is very powerful. Gouged out Danzo-sama's eyes, and why did it do such a thing? Did you order it?"
This question is also what Kakashi wants to know.
The eyes of the three fell on his face, and Izumo asked strangely, "Isn't it the instruction of the crow boy?"
Itachi didn't correct his address, and said sternly, "It's not me, let alone I didn't know Danzo's eye was Sharingan."
After thinking for a while, Izumo said irresponsibly, "Probably No. 10032 thinks it's fun, maybe it's because of the curiosity caused by the abnormality of the eye. In short, I will never intervene in the sold products. Yes, trust my work ethic, okay?"
The three of them were unanimously silent, and they were able to conduct semi-forced buying and selling of people. Is there really such a thing as professional ethics?
But judging by his appearance, he really doesn't know, and he can't find out why if he asks again.
Zhishui smiled brightly, and half-jokingly said, "But your crow is really powerful, I want to buy one."
With a flick of his ears, Izumo put his hands and sat upright, imitating the boss he had met before and said, "You want to buy it? You can get a [-]% discount if you buy it now."
It is not expensive in itself, and Zhishui is not short of this money, and the words just now are just for adjusting the atmosphere.
Izumo really took out a crow, and then frowned and thought hard about how much the [-]% discount would be. The calculation results were different every time, which made the people around him anxious for him, but telling the answer directly might hurt him. Self-esteem, Kakashi had no choice but to ask the boss to borrow a computer, and gently reminded, "Nowadays, no one does mental calculations with their mouths, they all borrow tools."
Izumo suddenly realized, picked up the small square box, and just raised his hand, it was fixed in mid-air, moving left and right, not knowing where to start.
Itachi, who was sitting next to him, adjusted the direction of the computer for him knowingly, "This is an old-fashioned computer, and it is not often seen now."
"O, so that's the case, the boss is really, even after earning money, he is reluctant to buy a new one." Izumo's face blushed, and he couldn't get off the stage for some reason. Finally, his fingers landed on the number 5.
After the original price was paid, Izumo fell into confusion again, [-]% off... what does it mean?
"..."
Zhishui's conscience hurts a little, no matter how much the [-]% discount is, if he buys it, can't he still buy it?So don't press it, the key is about to break.
After some twists and turns, Shisui exchanged all the detonating talismans on his body for a crow. After hearing Kakashi say that a detonating talisman would cost 9 taels, Izumo happily exchanged the detonating talisman with one hand and delivered it with the other, not asking for gold. up.
After leaving the meatball shop, along the way Kakashi found that Izumo always glanced at the book in his hand intentionally or unintentionally, so he had to hide it aside.
Izumo leaned over half of his body resolutely, his eyes relocked to the cover of "Intimate Paradise", his lips were pursed, he didn't know what he was thinking.
Kakashi was forced to stuff the book back into the ninja bag, blocking his curiosity with thick cloth.
Izumo pointed to the ninja bag with his chin, "What book are you reading every day?"
"Just a general biography."
"Can you learn a lot?"
"...It should be possible."
Izumo spread his hands, "I want to see it too."
After speaking, maybe he thought it was impolite for the empty-handed white wolf, so he added, "I can exchange something with you, how about the crow?"
"...you don't understand." Kakashi protected the zipper of the ninja bag with one hand to prevent him from making a surprise attack.
Unexpectedly, this sentence ignited the fuse, and Izumo suddenly stopped, and said displeasedly, "Do you also dislike me for not having read a book?"
"No, no one ever said that."
"Even if I don't say it, I definitely think about it."
In order to maintain his fragile self-esteem, Kakashi had to take out another book of "Kindness Tactics" to him. Compared with "Kindness Paradise", there are not many explicit illustrations, but just in case, he specially warned, " There is a lot of confidential information in it, so don't let others see it."
It was easier for Izumo to talk more after getting the things, and he flicked his chest with the back of his hand, and responded with a smile, "I won't show it to others, don't worry."
Kakashi held his chest that was throbbing with pain, still worried, "I can't show it to your Yoshiyuki."
The person who was looking down and flipping through the book with great interest just now stared at Kakashi, and Kakashi thought he said something wrong again, but Izumo clapped his hands happily, "My giyu, I like this word, but why? Can't show it to Giyuu? I can't understand it without Giyuu's teaching."
Kakashi couldn't just say it outright so that you couldn't understand it, so he made up some high-sounding reasons, "He's still injured, he should pay more attention to rest, don't bother with these trivial matters, and he won't be interested in this, If you bother him with things he doesn't like, his favorability for you will drop."
Izumo opened his eyes wide, "Is this actually happening?"
Kakashi nodded against his will, "Will you be happy if I keep annoying you with things you don't like?"
"Will be angry."
"So everyone is the same."
Izumo thoughtfully opened the black cavity, hid the book inside, pushed back the crow that was poking out, and then closed the black cavity, a series of actions were completed in one go.
Kakashi stared at Izumo's right hand. Although the hand was beautiful, was it space ninjutsu?At least a similar ability.
It seems that this person has a lot more secrets than they imagined.
Before going back, Izumo inquired about the ward where Naruto was, and made a detour to find the way. Naruto was wrapped in bandages, lying on the hospital bed upright, and hadn’t regained consciousness for the time being. Voice.
"When will he wake up?" Izumo poked Naruto's forehead with his fingers, and the spiritual power penetrated into the bandage, then the flesh, bone marrow, and even the depths of the soul. He felt the three strands of spiritual pressure from the seal, and immediately entangled him. It wasn't until they were fucked up and down, inside and out, that they quit regretfully.
"It's out of danger, but I'm not sure when I'll wake up. Nine-Tails' Chakra contains Nine-Tails' evil will, which is poisonous to the human body and will cause wounds not to heal easily. Besides, I have endured so much. Chakra, it is a miracle that a six or seven-year-old kid is still alive." Kakashi said and found that Naruto trembled like an electric shock, and looked suspiciously at the person who had just had physical contact with him, "What are you doing?" what?"
Izumo withdrew his hand as if nothing had happened, and lazily inserted/stuck it into his trouser pocket, with an attitude of cleansing himself, but the constant tapping of his toes betrayed him.
Kakashi is also not easy to pursue, so he can only take him back to Giyuu, and report the mission to Hizan himself.
Izumo sat on the small bench, his buttocks never resting, and absentmindedly fingernailed the log pattern on the bedside table.
After pondering for a long while, Yiyong took the initiative to ask, "You just said something you wanted to tell me, what is it?"
Izumo, who was still lingering on the smell of Kyuubi, woke up like a dream, ran to close the doors and windows and pulled the curtains tight, and checked again and again that no one could see, and then took out something from his arms.
No matter which direction Yoshiyuki looked at, the thing on Izumo's palm was nothing but a pair of Sharingans that were still warm.
"..."
Yiyong understood his intention to close the window, grabbed the hand that was about to be retracted, and asked him solemnly, "Where did it come from?"
The force on the wrist was surprisingly heavy, and Izumo felt Giyuu's seriousness, and his throat tightened inexplicably, "I picked it up in the forest before."
Giyuu let go of his hand, thinking that Kakashi said that there are many things in the village now, it seems that they came at the wrong time.
After the temperature in his palm faded, Izumo moved his fingers, and when he opened his mouth, he realized that his voice was dry, "Do you believe what I said?"
"Believe."
Those two short words knocked heavily on the soft place in the deepest part of my brain that was well hidden.
Izumo didn't lie, it was indeed "picked up" by him from a fresh corpse, but he didn't expect Giyuu to not suspect that he was lying.
Something in the empty chest released warmth, stronger than when he was called junior.
Strange, why is this happening?
Izumo climbed up with one foot, and Giyuu put his hand against him with a sense of feeling, "Did you not eat enough when you went out just now?"
It was useless to block, Izumo squeezed between Giyuu's legs forcefully, spread his hands on both sides of his body, his throat was so thirsty, "Yiyu, I'm hungry."
The smudged lips turned out to be quite innocent, but Yiyong knew that this precedent could not be broken, so he pushed his head away, "Return the eyes later."
He can probably guess what the so-called "picking up" is all about. Even dead people should have the most basic respect, which is reverence for life.
Unexpectedly, Izumo didn't continue, sat back on the small bench in frustration, and said weakly, "Oh..."
At the same time, Kakashi took out the book in his ninja bag and wanted to review a famous scene in "Intimate Violence", but found that what he took out besides "Intimate Paradise" was "Intimate Tactics" that should have been given to Yun. ".
Which means he got "Intimate Tactics" and "Intimate Violence" wrong.
"Oops……"
"Intimate Violence" is the most XXOO in the intimacy series, and there are so many amazing illustrations, each of which can unlock a new pose, no matter how powerful the three-inch tongue is, it can't be fooled.
The author has something to say:
The intimacy series is a good thing, it will be very useful [cover your face]
Thank Cibaba for throwing a mine,? ?Irrigation nutrient solution +1, love you ╭(╯ε╰)╮
Shisui exchanged glances with Itachi sitting across from him, took a sip of bitter matcha and asked, "How do you train your crow?"
train?talk?
Izumo stopped his hands, "Because there are too many to teach one by one, I will draw out a leader, and let it teach other birds after it has learned it. I don't know how to teach it. It is interesting to spy on the life of a flock of birds all the time."
After listening to Zhishui, he felt that some chickens and ducks were talking about the same thing. The two people should not be talking about the same thing, so he had to say bluntly, "The crow you sold to Weasel is very powerful. Gouged out Danzo-sama's eyes, and why did it do such a thing? Did you order it?"
This question is also what Kakashi wants to know.
The eyes of the three fell on his face, and Izumo asked strangely, "Isn't it the instruction of the crow boy?"
Itachi didn't correct his address, and said sternly, "It's not me, let alone I didn't know Danzo's eye was Sharingan."
After thinking for a while, Izumo said irresponsibly, "Probably No. 10032 thinks it's fun, maybe it's because of the curiosity caused by the abnormality of the eye. In short, I will never intervene in the sold products. Yes, trust my work ethic, okay?"
The three of them were unanimously silent, and they were able to conduct semi-forced buying and selling of people. Is there really such a thing as professional ethics?
But judging by his appearance, he really doesn't know, and he can't find out why if he asks again.
Zhishui smiled brightly, and half-jokingly said, "But your crow is really powerful, I want to buy one."
With a flick of his ears, Izumo put his hands and sat upright, imitating the boss he had met before and said, "You want to buy it? You can get a [-]% discount if you buy it now."
It is not expensive in itself, and Zhishui is not short of this money, and the words just now are just for adjusting the atmosphere.
Izumo really took out a crow, and then frowned and thought hard about how much the [-]% discount would be. The calculation results were different every time, which made the people around him anxious for him, but telling the answer directly might hurt him. Self-esteem, Kakashi had no choice but to ask the boss to borrow a computer, and gently reminded, "Nowadays, no one does mental calculations with their mouths, they all borrow tools."
Izumo suddenly realized, picked up the small square box, and just raised his hand, it was fixed in mid-air, moving left and right, not knowing where to start.
Itachi, who was sitting next to him, adjusted the direction of the computer for him knowingly, "This is an old-fashioned computer, and it is not often seen now."
"O, so that's the case, the boss is really, even after earning money, he is reluctant to buy a new one." Izumo's face blushed, and he couldn't get off the stage for some reason. Finally, his fingers landed on the number 5.
After the original price was paid, Izumo fell into confusion again, [-]% off... what does it mean?
"..."
Zhishui's conscience hurts a little, no matter how much the [-]% discount is, if he buys it, can't he still buy it?So don't press it, the key is about to break.
After some twists and turns, Shisui exchanged all the detonating talismans on his body for a crow. After hearing Kakashi say that a detonating talisman would cost 9 taels, Izumo happily exchanged the detonating talisman with one hand and delivered it with the other, not asking for gold. up.
After leaving the meatball shop, along the way Kakashi found that Izumo always glanced at the book in his hand intentionally or unintentionally, so he had to hide it aside.
Izumo leaned over half of his body resolutely, his eyes relocked to the cover of "Intimate Paradise", his lips were pursed, he didn't know what he was thinking.
Kakashi was forced to stuff the book back into the ninja bag, blocking his curiosity with thick cloth.
Izumo pointed to the ninja bag with his chin, "What book are you reading every day?"
"Just a general biography."
"Can you learn a lot?"
"...It should be possible."
Izumo spread his hands, "I want to see it too."
After speaking, maybe he thought it was impolite for the empty-handed white wolf, so he added, "I can exchange something with you, how about the crow?"
"...you don't understand." Kakashi protected the zipper of the ninja bag with one hand to prevent him from making a surprise attack.
Unexpectedly, this sentence ignited the fuse, and Izumo suddenly stopped, and said displeasedly, "Do you also dislike me for not having read a book?"
"No, no one ever said that."
"Even if I don't say it, I definitely think about it."
In order to maintain his fragile self-esteem, Kakashi had to take out another book of "Kindness Tactics" to him. Compared with "Kindness Paradise", there are not many explicit illustrations, but just in case, he specially warned, " There is a lot of confidential information in it, so don't let others see it."
It was easier for Izumo to talk more after getting the things, and he flicked his chest with the back of his hand, and responded with a smile, "I won't show it to others, don't worry."
Kakashi held his chest that was throbbing with pain, still worried, "I can't show it to your Yoshiyuki."
The person who was looking down and flipping through the book with great interest just now stared at Kakashi, and Kakashi thought he said something wrong again, but Izumo clapped his hands happily, "My giyu, I like this word, but why? Can't show it to Giyuu? I can't understand it without Giyuu's teaching."
Kakashi couldn't just say it outright so that you couldn't understand it, so he made up some high-sounding reasons, "He's still injured, he should pay more attention to rest, don't bother with these trivial matters, and he won't be interested in this, If you bother him with things he doesn't like, his favorability for you will drop."
Izumo opened his eyes wide, "Is this actually happening?"
Kakashi nodded against his will, "Will you be happy if I keep annoying you with things you don't like?"
"Will be angry."
"So everyone is the same."
Izumo thoughtfully opened the black cavity, hid the book inside, pushed back the crow that was poking out, and then closed the black cavity, a series of actions were completed in one go.
Kakashi stared at Izumo's right hand. Although the hand was beautiful, was it space ninjutsu?At least a similar ability.
It seems that this person has a lot more secrets than they imagined.
Before going back, Izumo inquired about the ward where Naruto was, and made a detour to find the way. Naruto was wrapped in bandages, lying on the hospital bed upright, and hadn’t regained consciousness for the time being. Voice.
"When will he wake up?" Izumo poked Naruto's forehead with his fingers, and the spiritual power penetrated into the bandage, then the flesh, bone marrow, and even the depths of the soul. He felt the three strands of spiritual pressure from the seal, and immediately entangled him. It wasn't until they were fucked up and down, inside and out, that they quit regretfully.
"It's out of danger, but I'm not sure when I'll wake up. Nine-Tails' Chakra contains Nine-Tails' evil will, which is poisonous to the human body and will cause wounds not to heal easily. Besides, I have endured so much. Chakra, it is a miracle that a six or seven-year-old kid is still alive." Kakashi said and found that Naruto trembled like an electric shock, and looked suspiciously at the person who had just had physical contact with him, "What are you doing?" what?"
Izumo withdrew his hand as if nothing had happened, and lazily inserted/stuck it into his trouser pocket, with an attitude of cleansing himself, but the constant tapping of his toes betrayed him.
Kakashi is also not easy to pursue, so he can only take him back to Giyuu, and report the mission to Hizan himself.
Izumo sat on the small bench, his buttocks never resting, and absentmindedly fingernailed the log pattern on the bedside table.
After pondering for a long while, Yiyong took the initiative to ask, "You just said something you wanted to tell me, what is it?"
Izumo, who was still lingering on the smell of Kyuubi, woke up like a dream, ran to close the doors and windows and pulled the curtains tight, and checked again and again that no one could see, and then took out something from his arms.
No matter which direction Yoshiyuki looked at, the thing on Izumo's palm was nothing but a pair of Sharingans that were still warm.
"..."
Yiyong understood his intention to close the window, grabbed the hand that was about to be retracted, and asked him solemnly, "Where did it come from?"
The force on the wrist was surprisingly heavy, and Izumo felt Giyuu's seriousness, and his throat tightened inexplicably, "I picked it up in the forest before."
Giyuu let go of his hand, thinking that Kakashi said that there are many things in the village now, it seems that they came at the wrong time.
After the temperature in his palm faded, Izumo moved his fingers, and when he opened his mouth, he realized that his voice was dry, "Do you believe what I said?"
"Believe."
Those two short words knocked heavily on the soft place in the deepest part of my brain that was well hidden.
Izumo didn't lie, it was indeed "picked up" by him from a fresh corpse, but he didn't expect Giyuu to not suspect that he was lying.
Something in the empty chest released warmth, stronger than when he was called junior.
Strange, why is this happening?
Izumo climbed up with one foot, and Giyuu put his hand against him with a sense of feeling, "Did you not eat enough when you went out just now?"
It was useless to block, Izumo squeezed between Giyuu's legs forcefully, spread his hands on both sides of his body, his throat was so thirsty, "Yiyu, I'm hungry."
The smudged lips turned out to be quite innocent, but Yiyong knew that this precedent could not be broken, so he pushed his head away, "Return the eyes later."
He can probably guess what the so-called "picking up" is all about. Even dead people should have the most basic respect, which is reverence for life.
Unexpectedly, Izumo didn't continue, sat back on the small bench in frustration, and said weakly, "Oh..."
At the same time, Kakashi took out the book in his ninja bag and wanted to review a famous scene in "Intimate Violence", but found that what he took out besides "Intimate Paradise" was "Intimate Tactics" that should have been given to Yun. ".
Which means he got "Intimate Tactics" and "Intimate Violence" wrong.
"Oops……"
"Intimate Violence" is the most XXOO in the intimacy series, and there are so many amazing illustrations, each of which can unlock a new pose, no matter how powerful the three-inch tongue is, it can't be fooled.
The author has something to say:
The intimacy series is a good thing, it will be very useful [cover your face]
Thank Cibaba for throwing a mine,? ?Irrigation nutrient solution +1, love you ╭(╯ε╰)╮
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