Don't talk about love, just sell birds

Every autumn, the color of snapdragon will become brighter than usual, and the leaves will gradually turn yellow. I heard that there are also snapdragons that turn purple. Fanatics call them "hustle and bustle hot turquoise", which are made into various All kinds of peripheral hot sale.

This year's snapdragon competition is held at the foot of Needle Mountain, and the scale is bigger than last year because there are more fans.

The sight of Izumo always falling on himself made Giyuu a little uncomfortable. All he could think of was that the clothes on his body were not suitable. "Is it strange to wear this?"

I heard before that this competition wants to invite the popular idol Momo Maki to be the image ambassador, but she has no schedule recently, so Ghost Lantern will leave this troublesome matter to Yiyong who just happened to deliver it to her door.

"very nice."

After giving a positive evaluation, Izumo began to hesitate to speak. Giyuu has known him for so many years, and just by this demeanor, he can guess what the person who is always driven by instinct will say next. If he leaves a sentence, he must go to the backstage of the game Get ready and leave quickly.

Izumo looked at the back figure that disappeared in the crowd, feeling very regretful.

He walked a few steps forward and stepped on something, followed by a cry that made him look down, it was a cat with two tails.

The cat hugged its tail again and barked fiercely. The people around all looked over and pointed, remembering that Yoshiyuki said not to cause a commotion, Izumo secretly released the Reiatsu, trying to kill the cat without anyone noticing.

Feeling the murderous intent, the cat's fur stood on end again, and with a strong desire to survive, it put on a flattering smile, "There is a saying that if you don't fight, you don't know each other. If you meet, you are destined. Well, this is my business card, meow."

Izumo didn't reach out to pick it up, "Are you laughing at me for being illiterate?"

Even after so many years, with a teacher like Yoshiyuki, Izumo only learned a few words with the highest frequency using "Intimacy and Violence" as a textbook, and he didn't know the most commonly used words.

Literacy, illiterate?Are there still illiterates in this era? !

The cat was caught off guard by such a shocking secret, and quickly wrote it down in his mind, and at the same time explained, "I definitely didn't mean that meow! Actually, I can't read, so I can only hold a camera as a reporter, and I can't pick up a pen to do it. The serious editor of the Eight Classics, meow."

Hearing that he was also an illiterate partner, Izumo suddenly felt relieved, "So you are a reporter, I know this, you are the one who interviews the news and publishes it in the newspaper."

"Yes, that's right meow, as long as you have a camera and a recording pen, it doesn't matter if you can write or not meow." Seeing the other party's expression of deep approval, the cat heaved a sigh of relief, and finally got away with it. No matter what, the first step The contact work was successfully completed, and it was thanks to him trying his best to show off his cuteness, and he even added a cute mouth fetish at the end of the sentence.

Mao put away his business card again, and re-introduced himself, "My name is Xiaopan, and I am a reporter for Maoyoushe's weekly magazine "Santuchuan"."

"I am Izumo. Since I am a companion, you can come to me if you need help."

Xiaopan wrote down this message in the notepad in his heart again, and rubbed his paw flatteringly, "Actually, I have a very troublesome thing right now. I have been excluded by my colleagues in the magazine because of my illiteracy, so I need a very special one. The news made everyone dare not underestimate me, meow, I am already allergic to Duoyipo's naked body pictures meow! Izumo-kun, Izumo-sama, please let me interview meow!"

For the personal interview of the legendary Master Seraphim, the judge even chose the titles, "This Seraphim is very old but looks very young", "About the secret palace of Seraphim", " Seraphim's daily routine recorded from scratch", "Because it's so powerful that I don't need to read characters", "We still don't know the other name of the SSSSR we saw that day", will definitely become tomorrow's headlines!

Xiaopan finished a lot of drafts after being rejected, and also practiced the cute skills of stitching together two tails to form a heart. Unexpectedly, Izumo agreed immediately, which was much more refreshing than the previous interview with Ghost Lantern.

Anyway, the plan is very smooth, after getting the scoop, you can sell it to the bastards in the reporting department, and then go to the top of cat life.

"However, what should I do for an interview? Do you pose for a photo?" Izumo imitated the artist he had seen on TV and posed awkwardly.

The cute action of clenching these two hands on the chin is too lethal, Xiaopan resisted the urge to get a nosebleed and took him to the cowboy's shop of an acquaintance. There were no customers during the day, so it was suitable for interviews.

"You are already good-looking, meow. Any angle you take is a classic, so you can meow if you are natural. Why don't you tell me about yourself? What do you like?"

Speaking of liking, Izumo talked endlessly about uprising, from opening his eyes in the morning to closing his eyes at night, what he wore, what he ate, what he did and what he did all day long.

What Xiaopan wanted to know was about Seraphim himself, not this person who appeared out of nowhere. Just as he was about to insinuate, he suddenly caught a very important sentence and asked in a daze, "I just said that this volunteer is Who are you meow?"

"Lovers."

"...What are you talking about meow?"

Tomioka Yoshiyuki, the name sounds like a man, and it doesn't mean that it discriminates against the love between two men. He has never seen any scenes when he was a reporter.

It's just how Xiaopan sees that Seraphim is now an underage boy who can't do that kind of thing. Is such a physique really capable of overwhelming people?Or...was he the one under pressure? ?

Xiaopan was taken aback by his own thoughts, and quickly shook his head to get rid of the messy thoughts.

Izumo saw that he thought that a cat could not understand the meaning of a lover, and explained in detail in his own words, "A lover is two people who can do XXOO with each other. This XXOO includes but is not limited to OOXX, and at the same time..."

"I know meow! So don't explain... Please meow..." Xiaopan couldn't imagine that the legendary Lord Seraphim would say something like XXOO in broad daylight in such a down-to-earth manner, he was really old It's also thick-skinned.

However, reporting it directly like this will definitely hurt the hearts of many wife fans and Xiaogong fans. If it causes a collective loss of fans, it will be counterproductive.

Seeing that Izumo has a strong desire to speak, Xiaopan hurriedly grabbed the conversation, "You look very strong, there must be a large group of younger brothers, right?"

"Brother?" Izumo didn't quite understand these words, "Do you mean brothers? I don't have any brothers or sisters."

Ah, of course, we all know you have no brothers and sisters, not only no brothers and sisters, not even parents.

Xiaopan secretly gritted his back teeth for his mistake, and explained with a smile, "It's not a brother, it's meow."

"Subordinates? Well, ah, yes, there are many." Izumo listed them one by one, big and small, including Aizen who was defeated and already serving his sentence, plus he was still working as a coolie in the virtual circle ghosts.

The little judge stared at him with bright eyes, "Yes, it's meow! Exclusive report meow! You used your charisma to make these men who were once enemies willingly bow their heads, and then led them to look down upon meow! Heroes, conquer one small world after another meow! Maybe this story can be drawn by a manga club to draw a hot-blooded boy to come out meow!"

Izumo couldn't understand what he was talking about by himself, and ruthlessly pierced his fantasy, "What are you talking about, what kind of charisma? Is it a kind of charm? Although I wear a fox-head mask, I am not Jiu Weihu, but it is very simple to make them obedient, if they are not obedient, they will be beaten up, and if one is not enough, they will be beaten twice."

"..." Xiaopan didn't expect to get such a time-wasting answer.

Suddenly bumped into something, Xiao Pan hugged the camera and his hair exploded all over his body, "Don't you look at the road when you walk! Do you know that this camera is very expensive! You may not be able to afford it if you sell it... Meow."

Returning to the basket rationally, after realizing the person next to him, Xiaopan hurriedly added the word "meow" at the end, opened his watery cat eyes, and changed his tone, "What should you do if you suddenly bump into me like this and step on someone? Meow? Be careful with cats. Take care meow~"

After finishing speaking, Xiaopan found that the person who bumped into him was staring at Izumo, the eyes were exactly the same as the female supporting role that he couldn't ask for in the dog blood TV series.

"I was the one who told you the secret. Brother Izumo, just look at me like this and get angry at me."

"Ah?" The line was different from what he had said. Xiao Juan re-examined this inexplicable person, and when he saw the face, he was startled by the black spots covering the entire face.

scare!This kid couldn't tell that he was actually a thorn, and he was alive and kicking with such serious bad karma.

"You failed to transform into a ghost." Izumo only left this similar statement before lifting his feet and passing the man, leaving him with more eyes than those on Xiaosan.

Xiao Pan walked a few steps and turned back to look at that person, his despairing figure seemed a little pitiful.

"Is it your acquaintance meow?"

Izumo pinched his chin and thought, "What's the name..."

With years of experience as a reporter, Xiao Ping restored what happened in the past with just a few short sentences. It was nothing more than I love you and you love him, so I did something bad and just begged you to look at me more. Didn't even remember his name at all.

Unknowingly, the two came to the foot of Mount Needle, which was overcrowded. Xiaopan was about to follow Izumo into the gate but was stopped by the ticket inspector, and pointed to the vertical sign next to him.

"Didn't you pass the ticket check in front of you? Why..." After seeing the big and bold "Cats are not allowed" on the wooden sign, the judge couldn't stand up anymore, and shrank back from Izumo, waiting for him to find the ticket inspector After wearing the criminal's clothes, he straightened his back, "What, look at your outfit, you are a repeat offender, meow?"

Oni Wu Tsuji stared at Izumo with eyes that wished to kill the person in front of him, and Xiaosan couldn't help but shrink back, comforting himself that the prisoner was wearing a limiter, so there was nothing to be afraid of, but this kind of development seemed familiar.

Izumo looked at Onimai Tsuji with great interest, and said to add insult to injury, "There is a saying that the heaven and the earth go up for one year, although the time flow of hell is not so exaggerated, but your 2-year sentence is really long enough. Giyuu and I had a happy honeymoon for 100 years in this world. You have only passed a year. Well, Giyuu said that the ghost lamp was talking about the "next year" snapdragon meeting. Oh, there is still so much time left, But your job is too simple, I will remember to mention it to Ghost Lantern later."

Guiwu Tsuji almost crushed the ticket gate, how easy it was, today he just exchanged places with a prisoner who was supposed to come here to help with a bucket of blood, not long ago he actually had to look at the face of a trash.

Xiao Pan lowered his tail, "Sure enough, it's someone you know again..."

Izumo quickly lost interest in Onimai Tsuji, who could be stepped on by ordinary prisoners, and grabbed the two tails of Xiaosan and ran inside.

When he came to the backstage, he threw the things in his hand, and Izumo rushed straight to Yiyu, and rode on his neck skillfully, "Yiyu, guess what this cat does? He is a reporter and he is very good at taking pictures. We seem to be Haven't you ever taken a picture, have you? Xiaopan, hurry up and take a picture of Yiyong and me."

"I'm a reporter, not a cameraman, meow."

Xiaopan, who finally succumbed to force, was forced to be a cameraman for a while, and pressed the shutter button to freeze the tacit movement of the two at that moment.

The future is still long.

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I really can’t code the extra episode, please forgive me π_π