What kind of experience is it like to be reincarnated as a god judge?[Comprehensive]

Sleeping until night, when the night was dark, Apple was woken up by the king pressing on his face.

Frowning, Apple finally opened his eyes.

The sea blue eyes came into view immediately, even in the half-light and half-dark period, its eyes radiated light.

After taking a deep breath, Apple smiled and rubbed the soft cat: "Good evening, are you hungry?"

"Meow~"

The king narrowed his eyes and let Apple pick him up, wrapping his long tail around his white wrist.

The night in spring is still a little cold, and the warm quilt is lifted, and the cold air suddenly rushes in. Just wearing a thin dress is not enough.

But even so, the cotton shoes forgotten at the bottom of the bed are still not remembered.

Well, humans are trouble.

Apple just rubbed his arms tremblingly, then continued to walk towards the kitchen with the king in his arms.

Unfortunately, there is no food for one person and one cat this time.

This fact is brutally proclaimed by scattered bits and pieces.

"Is there no food?"

Even after knowing the result, Apple still lay on the side of the box unwillingly looking inside, but no matter how you look at it, there will be no more cat food in the empty box.

Touching the king, Apple's tone was a bit distressed: "What should I do, the king is going to be hungry."

"Wow." Even so, the king didn't care, but ran to the refrigerator and yelled at Apple a few times.

"But I'm not hungry now." Apple rubbed his belly, which was within the acceptable range.

The king was unhappy, narrowed his eyes, and flicked his tail arrogantly.

"I have a headache." Scratching his hair, Apple returned to the bedroom, looking for the long-lost mobile phone.

Speaking of when was the last time I saw it, it seemed to be three days ago, no, it was about five days ago.

While holding such an idea, Apple began a long search journey.

In other words, why can't I place a computer order? It's really troublesome.

Finally, with her unremitting efforts, she finally found the existence of the mobile phone in the trash can.

Can I just say that it's a good thing it's not Garbage Day?

While turning on the phone, Apple secretly rejoiced.

Even if the phone was turned off for a few days, Apple still didn't care, and started to contact with a calm expression.

Just the next moment, the phone was picked up.

"Hello, guest..."

Before even saying the opening remarks, Apple had already put the phone away and put the trash bag back in place.

She was already tired of hearing this opening speech.

"Hello, applesauce?"

Hearing that there was no reply for a long time, the originally joyful tone of the male voice on the other end of the phone became flustered, and his voice raised a lot.

Apple still ignored it and continued to focus on the matter at hand.

Not long after, the phone didn't come back to him, and instead, the sound came from the window.

"Come in."

The girl's soft and waxy voice was like a curse, and the surrounding scenery was like a drop of water suddenly dripping into the originally calm water, causing waves of waves, and the next moment it returned to calm.

"I said, why is there no sound on the phone suddenly?" The man with a hearty voice pushed the window open and jumped off.

Without blinking, Apple turned around and took out the wallet from the drawer: "The phone signal is not good."

The mobile phone on the bed carelessly exposed Apple's clumsy lie.

"If you want a reason, you have to think of a reliable one."

The man exposed the lie at once, picked up Apple's mobile phone and pointed at it.

"That's really strange," Apple's voice didn't fluctuate at all even though it was pierced, and he turned around and handed the wallet and the note to the man in front of him: "This is the entrustment this time, please."

The man has black hair and blue eyes, is wearing sportswear, and has a dilapidated scarf around his neck, um, if this thing can be called a scarf.

The most noticeable thing is his sea blue eyes, with the tails of the eyes slightly raised, always reminding Apple of its own king.

"Hey, it's really nerve-wracking." Although the distressed words in his mouth, his movements have already exposed everything, he quickly finished the wallet and the note, and his eyes were placed on the note.

I saw his pupils suddenly constricted, and his two slender eyebrows were also wrinkled, as if he had received some great shock.

"Wh-what, the price of XX brand cat food has increased again, it's already too expensive." His hands gripping the paper also put strength, trembling slightly, "How can it be repaired, if this money is used to buy fast food ..."

The typical god is not as good as a cat.

After speaking, he fell into a fantasy.

"Ahem, Mr. Yato, please hurry up." Seeing Yato who was indulging in grief and anger and unable to extricate himself, Apple had no choice but to stretch out his hand to stop his fantasy.

The king is still hungry.

Hearing this sentence, Yato suddenly raised his head, bent down and approached Apple, his sea blue eyes were shining, and it seemed that even the corners of his mouth had small fangs: "Apple butter, can you think about raising another apple?" It’s a cat meow~”

In order to eat, I can't even take care of my face.

Apple was stunned for a moment after seeing these eyes from a close distance, took half a step back unaccustomed, stuck it on the closet behind his back, stretched out his hand and pushed it away: "Reject, I don't have the habit of raising gods."

"What is nurturing? It's enshrining. As long as you become a believer of my Lord Yato, the days to come will definitely—"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Apple's expressionless face: "I'm poor."

"..."

Do you know that I want to sue you for defamation?

"Hey, hey." He took the five-yuan coin and tossed it into the air chicly. Just relying on the only remaining light outside the house, the coin reflected brilliance: "I did hear your wish."

Apple will lean on the closet, quietly watching the whole process, the whole set of movements are smooth and smooth, which can be called handsome.

"Oh!" Apple applauded involuntarily, and at the same time handed over another five yuan, "Do it again!"

"Are you playing monkey?"

Although he said so, the impoverished god obediently repeated it three times.

"How should I put it? Is it the reason that makes perfect? ​​Only at this time does Yato have a handsome feeling." Apple nodded contentedly, folded his hands and bowed, "Then the task of cat food is I leave it to you, Yato-sama."

"Oh, leave it to me!" Yato nodded, but he didn't move at all, but looked at Apple eagerly.

Apple moved his head away mechanically, but he still couldn't avoid the scorching gaze.

I saw Yedou's cat pupils full of anticipation, as if gathering all the starlight, as if a pair of cat ears had grown on his head: "Are you hungry for applesauce?"

"no, thank you."

"Really?" Yato got a little closer.

"Do not……"

"Really?" Those eyes exuding "pikapika" were still staring at her persistently.

"After eating, you have to take out the garbage by yourself."

"no problem!"

The final result was that the king buried his head in eating cat food, while Apple held his chin with his slender fingertips and traced circles on the round mirror, but his gaze stayed on Yato holding the instant noodle cup in front of him. body.

"Hey, is one bucket enough?" Apple's eyes moved to the unopened cup of instant noodles.

Unexpectedly, this guy even bought her share.

"Aren't you going to eat?" Yato asked vaguely as he inhaled a chopstick of noodles.

"No need." Apple shook his head and refused, "I'm very full today."

"Children will not grow tall if they don't eat some normal food." Yato put on the appearance of a mentor, "Vegetables and meat should also be eaten normally."

"If you don't eat any more, I'll save it as a treat for guests." Apple leaned forward to take the instant noodles.

"Woooooo." Hearing these words, Yedou took the instant noodles with one hand and swallowed the noodles in his mouth, "Forget it, no one will come to your place for ten days and a half months."

"Crap."

Lifting the mirror in his hand, Apple looked at the mirror in the mirror.

The girl in the mirror was horribly white, without any blood on her face. Compared to a human being, she looked more like a life-sized doll.

Thinking of this, Apple caressed his cheeks, directly covered the mirror, and quickly asked Yato: "Mr. Yato, will I be ugly like this?!"

"Cough cough cough..."