Yang Jin Enters Beijing

I squatted on the ground, and with my plastered hand, I stirred it in a jar on the ground, which contained earth yuan.Tuyuan, commonly known as soil turtle, is also called ground turtle. It is a kind of bug. This kind of bug is very funny. Once you grab it, it will turn its belly up and pretend to be dead.

Lei Fengyu was sitting next to me. There was a small charcoal stove in front of him. He fanned the stove with his gold-painted ivory fracture fan and lectured people.

He was training a tall, strong, dark man. Judging by his clothes, he was a general.

Just now when Feng Bufu brought this man, he said: "Your Majesty, that soil turtle has been brought here."

I silently looked at this person, and at the ground beetle in the jar, trying to find out the connection between the two.

I only heard Lei Fengyu say to the 'earth turtle': "Cui Cheng, you did a good job. You were asked to catch one tiger and put it in the hunting ground, but you caught two and put them in."

"Cui Cheng doesn't dare to take credit for it. It was taught by my great general. You must redouble your efforts to do what the leader asks you to do. This is a competent subordinate." The general named Cui Cheng said.

"Do double? So I let you put one, you put a pair?" Lei Fengyu asked.

"Not only a pair, but also a small one," Cui Cheng said.

"So how many times have you completed the task?" Lei Fengyu said.

Seemingly unable to see Lei Fengyu's hidden anger, the 'Turtle' actually nodded, "Because of the cubs, those two tigers are extraordinarily ferocious, and they are very hard to catch. They even hurt some of my brothers. If there is a reward, let’s reward my brothers as well.”

"Reward! You still want a reward from me?" Lei Fengyu raised the fan in his hand and was about to smash it at it. Before he took a look at the fan, he was reluctant.

Zhuang Zhuang has good eyesight, and immediately handed over a paperweight.

Lei Fengyu grabbed the paperweight and threw it over the head of 'Turtle'.

'Turtle' sticks its neck, does not dodge or dodge, and faces the paperweight with its forehead.

I grinned, the brain of this 'soil turtle' is not as good as that of the soil turtle!Can't you pretend to be dead?

Fortunately, Feng Bufu stretched out a hand to catch the paperweight, otherwise the stone paperweight would have smashed his head and blood.

Lei Fengyu also seemed to have nothing to do with this turtle, and sighed: "Cui Cheng, Cui Cheng, let me tell you what is good about you. You have exceeded the quota, but you have to tell me after the quota is exceeded. The hunter is not good. They are all generals, so there are many civil servants, and those civil servants are usually fierce when they fight, but when you encounter a tiger, you can't expect them to save their lives just by spitting!"

"They can also cut meat to feed tigers," Cui Cheng said.There have always been two factions in the court of Tianyu, the main faction and the main faction. Lei Fengyu is of course the biggest main faction, but there are also many main factions, especially those civil servants who always say that they spend so much on armaments every year. As long as part of the money is given to Rongdi, the Rongdi people will not come to grab it.

"They really cut meat to feed tigers, but what they cut is other people's meat." Lei Fengyu said.

"Haha!" I couldn't help laughing.

Cui Cheng listened to me laughing, looked over, and immediately laughed too.He looked a little silly when he smiled, a little shy, uh!Why does it look familiar?

"Fortunately, no one was killed, but you should be punished for making unsolicited opinions. Let me fine you three months' salary." Lei Fengyu said.

"Your Majesty's punishment is light." Cui Cheng said, "Military orders are like a mountain. If you do not obey military orders, you should be punished heavily."

"How heavy punishment?" Lei Fengyu asked.

"Twelve ranks down in a row, demoted to the border." Cui Cheng said.

ah oh!I seem to understand that this 'earth beetle' seems to be doing it on purpose, to get this nest of tigers into trouble, so that he can be punished, and then go to that border.

Lei Fengyu narrowed his eyes.

I quickly lowered my head, looked at the pot in front of me, and thought that this 'earth turtle' would be unlucky!

Sure enough, I heard Lei Fengyu say: "Degrade twelve levels in a row, stay in Beijing to check."

Really dropped [-] levels in a row, and finally stayed in Beijing!

"Observe the order!" 'Turtle' performed a standard military salute, turned around and left with his head held high and his chest held high.

"Hey!" Lei Fengyu sighed, pointed to the direction where the 'earth turtle' left, and said to me: "This Cui Cheng and Zhou Jian, known as the two heroes of Crouching Tiger Pass, have experienced hundreds of battles and led the army to fight. They are good players, they are all soldiers brought out by A Yue, A Yue is very good at leading soldiers, but the soldiers he brings out are difficult for others to use! Look at this virtue!"

He shook his head and said: "Originally, Cui Cheng was the next general in Bianguan, but you see he dared to offend me. With his ability to deal with people, I would really like to push him to that position. It's a headache to death." The general at the border can't just command the troops, he must have a lot of armaments, supplies, salaries, etc. to support him, and someone in the court should talk to him when there is something wrong. Just like this stubborn donkey, his political acumen is basically zero.

I shook my head, I, a bad guy, don't understand anything about employing people.

"Unless I can find a good lieutenant general for him." Lei Fengyu suddenly approached me, "What do you mean by the wind? I throw paperweights on Manchao Wenwu's head every day, and Manchao Wenwu will owe him in a short time The grace of saving my life, and then I won’t have a headache, and it will change other people’s headaches.”

"Haha!" I laughed.

After chatting and laughing for a while, I handed the jar of soil turtle to Lei Fengyu, "How do I eat this?" Of course these soil turtles are not for play, this thing is a medicinal material, which has a miraculous effect on dredging collaterals, healing injuries, and stretching tendons and bones.

Lei Fengyu took the pot, and poured all the wood turtles in the pot into a pot on the stove. The water in the pot was already boiling, and the wood turtles had boiled in the boiling water for a few minutes. Lei Fengyu fished them out and put them in a pot. plate, and then picked one up with chopsticks and brought it to my mouth, saying to me: "Eat it!"

"Just eat it like this?" Looking at the dead wood turtles delivered to my mouth, I no longer find them amusing, and I feel my stomach turning upwards.

"It can also be air-dried and ground into powder, but I heard that it is best to eat it fresh and whole." Lei Fengyu said.

"Fight it!" For my hand to be able to use arrows in the future.

He ate the cooked wood turtle into his mouth in one bite.

The wood turtle is so big that it can't be swallowed directly, but can only be chewed in the mouth, but the taste of this thing is really..., its outer skin is as tough as leather after being boiled, and it can't be chewed, and the inside is sticky. I chewed and sprayed out the sticky juice. The more I chewed, the more my stomach churned, and I finally couldn't help but squirted it out.

"Can you stop eating this and ask Wang Lianjiang to have a look again." Wang Lianjiang's medical skills are really amazing, my brother Jiacuo's injury, let him sew and mend it all together, I I went to see Jia Cuo this morning, his wounds did not look dilapidated at all, and he was sentient and able to move, it was amazing!I think he will be able to heal my injury.To be honest, I would rather be stabbed by him again than eat this thing.

"Wang Lianjiang and Ah Yue had a little trouble, and now he is confused again, unable to distinguish between individuals." Lei Fengyu said in a difficult way.In fact, he had already looked for Wang Lianjiang again, but Wang Lianjiang told him: This man has a hidden disease, which cannot be seen from the outside, but he might die someday, blah blah blah blah blah blah.It's still as if it's serious.

"That old fool!" Although he knew that Wang Lianjiang was old and foolish, but maybe he had a shadow of what happened to Long Yue in his heart. Hearing these words still made his ears feel hairy, "It's fine if you don't look for him, your hand is just It’s not a big deal if you can’t open your bow and shoot arrows, since I’m protecting you, why do you need to shoot arrows!”

I couldn't help it, I didn't care, I was cruel, and I picked up two wood turtles with my fingertips and stuffed them into my mouth, and then I burst into tears.

Lei Fengyu couldn't help grinning seeing me eating like this. "Shall I mix some sugar with you?"

When I thought about adding sugar to this thing to make it sweet, I swallowed it with difficulty and almost spit it out again.He kept waving at Lei Fengyu. "Please, say something else."

"Then let me reward you with something." Lei Fengyu said.

I was overjoyed, just as I was about to talk about cattle, Lei Fengyu said first: "Cows are not good, there is no place to raise them here."

"Then what can I reward?" I asked discouragedly.

"Clothes, jewelry, swords..."

Clothes, jewelry, I am not a woman, swords, just my two claws, do I need them?I thought about it, and I approached Lei Fengyu, and said, "Your Majesty, please make my brother an official."

"Official?"

"Mmmmmmm!!" I nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.My brother and the others have to leave their hometown for me, and they can’t even herd cattle in this place. How can they survive?As for the emperor in front of him, he demoted a military general twelve ranks in a row with one sentence, and his one sentence can naturally make an official.

"Why do they become officials?" The one in front of him is the one with the most ink in his belly among the four brothers, that's all, the other three can't speak Chinese well!

"Is it because of our unusual relationship?" I leaned on him, "Give me an official."

I've just been out of order for a day, so I'm going to ask for an official!

"Do you know that Long Yue has been with me for so many years, and he has made so many achievements, but he has never asked for an official position for his family." Lei Fengyu looked at me and said.

"He's not human," I said.

"Huh?" Lei Fengyu raised his eyebrows.

"It's good for a normal person not to think about his family first!" I said.

"Oh?" Looking at the other party's natural expression, he clearly knew that this was unreasonable, but he felt that it was actually true.

Lei Fengyu thought for a while, "This, well, I promise you."

"Ouch!" I was overjoyed.There is a saying among the Han people that one thousand miles away from one’s home is to be an official. Well, that seems to be the saying, our brothers traveled more than 7000 miles to the Central Plains.

Thinking about my elder brother, I will be able to smoke a hookah and swear at others when I have nothing to do, my second elder brother is hugged by a beautiful woman, my third elder brother is riding a tall horse to call friends, Mei Duo and Dawa are both Wearing new clothes as beautiful as butterfly wings, Dan Zhu dressed up as a lady, and Ga Mu...

Lei Fengyu looked at the little man in front of him, his eyes glistened, and he shook his head secretly.

He wants to open a dyeing workshop after giving three points of color, a typical villain's success!But such a person is a real person, and Long Yue's strength of character and integrity, compared with this person in front of him, seems to be not a person, but more like a monument erected for people to admire!Why!For so many years, he has never lived so easily and recklessly!

I was thinking of good things here, and found that Lei Fengyu suddenly became silent and depressed, so I picked up a soil turtle on the plate and handed it to his mouth, "You eat."

Lei Fengyu actually opened his mouth and ate it, chewed it, and then swallowed it without changing his face.

Huh?

I tried to take another one and put it to his mouth.

He ate again, his face still unchanged.

Is this stuff actually delicious?

Confused, I picked one up and put it in my mouth.vomit!

Pick up another one and put it into Lei Fengyu's mouth.

"Well, it's delicious." Lei Fengyu chewed, "It tastes like crab."

real or fake?I didn't taste it?

I picked up another one and put it in my mouth.Nausea, still nauseous.

"Why can't you taste it? How delicious!" Lei Fengyu said.

Then I will try again.

After tasting it, I still can't taste any delicious crab flavor.But one plate is enough to eat.

Lei Fengyu looked at me and said, "Actually, I didn't taste any crab." After speaking, he rushed to a corner, picked up a spittoon and started to vomit.

It turns out that this guy is playing tricks on me again!He can always deceive people without changing his face as if nothing had happened!

Watching him vomit, I squatted on the ground clutching my stomach, "I can't do it either!"

"Don't vomit, you'll eat everything, hold on," Lei Fengyu said.

persist in!persist in!This stuff heals my hands.

"It is said that this thing is effective only after eating it three times a day. Let's try frying it for the next meal, roll the batter on it, fry it in boiling oil, sprinkle sesame seeds on it, and dip some pepper and salt to make sure the outer burnt. It's tender and crunchy when bitten," Lei Fengyu said.

"That sounds better than boiled," I said.I suddenly remembered something, "It is said that the whole animal should be eaten fresh, and this is said to be eaten three times a day, who said that?"

Lei Fengyu blinked: "Feng Jiayi said it."

I go!

But later I found out that it was not Lei Fengyu and Feng Jiayi who played tricks on me. People in southern Yunnan really eat bugs, whether they are centipedes, scorpions, spiders, or this soil turtle, they really eat them whole. Eat it fresh, some of them bake it locally, and some even eat it raw, which is the most nourishing.

However, it doesn't matter if you play it or not, the point is, my brother is going to be an official, an official, an official...

Feng Buyi, who had just returned from seeing off Cui Cheng, looked at him coldly, and thought with a blank expression, "Another self-confessed jackass!"

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