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"What's the matter with you child! What teacher do you worship! If your mother and I came later, would you still follow your master up the mountain!"

"You even sneaked out... from home!" Zhong's mother was shocked when she saw the gun in the old man's hand. How could such a thing get into the hands of outsiders?She quickly snatched it over, and then expressed an apologetic smile.

The old man was dissatisfied, and once he got angry, his face became a little fierce, "What's the matter with your parents? Although she is a little girl, you can't disrespect her choice!"

Zhong Ma's typical rough nerves, but also vaguely aware that the old man's identity may be unusual, she suppressed the anger in her heart, and explained it in a good voice for a long time.

The old man was standing by the side, and the old god was there, and the eyes of Zhong Jia who was next to her were all bright. Her mother was absolutely right at home, and her master, who hadn't warmed up yet, could actually make her mother feel deflated!Such a situation once again strengthened Zhong Jia's determination to learn skills from the old man.

Zhong's parents and Zhong's mother didn't expect to come to Zhong Jiaren at first, but they discovered that the real gun at home was missing!A fake gun was placed where the gun was originally placed, as if mocking their perfunctory behavior of their daughter.The two rushed out of the house in a hurry, and just happened to meet a neighbor who was in a hurry to find them. After listening to the neighbor's words, the two of them were going crazy!

That's why there was that scene just now.

The old man waited for Zhong's mother to finish speaking, and then he laughed, with an obvious superficial smile, he raised his hand in front of Zhong's parents and Zhong's mother, rubbed Zhong Jia's hairy head, and said with a smile: "Jia'er, be good!" , Master will pick you up from school tomorrow."

Just kidding, it's fine for a few children to block him, so why do adults join in the fun?Still want him to save face?It's almost a dream!

Zhong's parents and Zhong's mother's face darkened immediately, but the old man took a step forward without waiting for them to say anything.

He was obviously an elderly man, but he walked vigorously, and he disappeared after a while.

Zhong's mother stared at the place where the old man disappeared and frowned, exchanged a few glances with Zhong's father, and then took a few children home. There were many children along the way, and Zhong's parents were embarrassed to do anything to Zhong Jia.

There is a tacit understanding among the few friends, and they know that Zhong Jiaren will definitely be unlucky later.

Xia Haiyang quietly tugged on Xiao Teng's sleeve, and said in a low voice, "The gun just now...is it real?"

Xiao Teng nodded, "That's why Uncle Zhong and Aunt Zhong came here."

Yu Zilin: "The gun that Uncle Zhong and Aunt Zhong bought for the beautiful woman is quite similar to the real gun. I saw that gun just now, and I thought it was the fake gun they bought last time."

Shang Ran: "Isn't it a simulation? It should be quite heavy."

Xia Haiyang touched his nose, "It's a pity, I always thought it was fake, so I never touched it."

Shang Ran: "...be careful not to be overheard by Uncle Zhong and Aunt Zhong."

Zhong Jiaren looked back at her friends blankly, knowing in her heart that a round of mixed doubles would be unavoidable when she went back. Then she thought of something, rolled her eyes very smartly, and kept signaling to her friends.But he was sighing in his heart, the master he had just worshiped was so irresponsible that he didn't even ask for a favor for her before leaving.

Seeing the house, Zhong's mother gave Zhong's father a look, and Zhong's father knew it. He laughed and asked the children to go back to their respective homes and find their own mothers.

Ban Rouzhen followed behind, and Mi Siman sat firmly on her shoulders. Fortunately, she is not big now, and sitting on Ban Rouzhen's shoulders is cute and cute.Hearing what Zhong's father said, she looked at Zhong Jia's eyes, only to see Zhong Jia's winking eyes were about to cramp, and she saw a circle of friends around him eagerly looking at Zhong's father and thinking about how to keep him. , Ban Rouzhen sighed in her heart, feeling that the team's IQ responsibility in the future could only depend on her.

She raised her small face, and her trademark harmless smile appeared on her face, "Uncle Zhong, Aunt Zhong, we still have important matters to discuss with the beautiful woman, so I won't accompany you for the time being." After finishing speaking, without waiting for Dad Zhong Zhong Ma's reaction, she turned around and walked outside. Zhong Jiaren quickly realized that Ji Liu followed Ban Rouzhen and ran away.

The remaining five children rolled their eyes, said goodbye obediently, and then left.Zhong's parents and Zhong's mother didn't have time to say what they stopped.

Misman: ... High, really high!thumbs up

The six children arrived at their secret base - a gazebo in the yard. It was very cold to sit there in the cold weather, and Mi Siman huddled in Ban Rouzhen's arms, listening to them talk about how to help Zhong Jiaren escape from the night "" Extra meal".

The children didn't come up with countermeasures immediately, but kept accusing Zhong Jiaren of not telling them that the gun was real.

Zhong Jiaren put his hand on the lensless glasses, his eyes were slightly sharp, "If I said it in advance, how could it have an unexpected effect?"

Everyone: ... That's right, the unexpected effect has come out, and you don't have the courage to bear the consequences.

Zhong Jiaren changed the subject, "It's just that I didn't think about it clearly. I should have put the fake gun in the drawer at that time, otherwise I wouldn't have been discovered so quickly." She only brought it once, and hasn't used it yet.

After they had defeated Zhong Jiaren, they began to discuss how to help him avoid what happened at night.Ban Rouzhen sat a little further away, she put Misman on her lap, fixed her eyes on Misman, as if she wanted to see something from Misman's gaze, her lips moved, The voice was relatively low, and the volume of discussion among the other five people completely suppressed her voice.

"Do you think that what I just said...is childish."

Pay attention, this is a declarative sentence, Misman has a bad feeling in her heart, she feels that the guy in front of her is going to be smart again! !Has anyone ever seen a human speak to a cat? ! ——Although this guy often does this kind of thing, and the other party's gaze is also a little scary, just looking at you silently, refusing to reveal any excess emotions, Misman's whole cat froze!

Ban Rouzhen was pleased by Misman's actions, she curled her lips, a faint smile appeared on her chubby and cute face, she stared at Misman with great interest, and then bit by bit He told Misman about his actions... this cat.

The voice is soft and glutinous, as if she is acting like a baby, but the content is not cute or warm at all, okay? ! !

Ban Rouzhen started when she met the old man. For example, Ban Rouzhen actually saw that the old man was a very complex character from the very beginning. The flawed words she said at the time were just to lower the defense of the other party.

Misman: =皮= Too, too scary!terrible! !

If Ban Rouzhen's performance is too perfect, the other party will not think that she is a genius, but will become suspicious. How can a child under six years old show the calmness of an adult?On the contrary, it will make people feel normal if a little flaw is revealed.

"Adults always have an inexplicable sense of superiority in front of children, as if they know everything, so just now in the stairwell, I said that we have important things to discuss. Because they don't feel If something is wrong, I will even show an 'adult style' to forgive us for our ignorance, and my behavior like this will please them, because they just love to see our 'jokes'."

Mi Siman: =皮= Well, it makes sense, but she couldn't refute it.

When Ban Rouzhen said this, she smiled, looking cute and immature, "I should be just like you, my wife. Everyone always thinks you don't understand anything, but in fact... I can see from your eyes that you don't know anything. I understand."

Misman: Monster! ! !This product is definitely a monster! ! !

Ban Rouzhen: "My wife, don't be afraid, I will help you keep the secret." As she said, she held Misman's face which was already stiff with both hands, pursed her lips and kissed Misman's nose.

Misman: Hooligans open qaq