Actually I'm a cat gl

Facts have proved that the brains of these little kids can be bigger.

After discussing for a while, they felt that they couldn't just watch Xia's parents send Xia Haiyang's children away, so they made n plans. Xia Haiyang was very moved and said tearfully, "Your kindness De, Xiaohai (the cat's name) and I will never forget it!"

The other five people waved their hands in embarrassment, and the friend said this?

Misman: ...hehe (￣_,￣) These children gave her a sense of superiority in IQ

... But having said that, is she mentally retarded to feel superior to a group of children? !

"Be good, my wife, go and steal our mother's needle, and then I will give you dried fish at night." Ban Rouzhen said.

Misman squatted on the tree trunk expressionlessly, looked down at the group of children, and said, "Meow."

"Your wife doesn't listen to you at all, haha." Xia Haiyang clapped his stomach and laughed exaggeratedly while hitting the tree.

Zhong Jiaren snorted again, "Rou Zhen is helping you."

Xia Haiyang froze, he hesitated nonchalantly, "Ban Jiu, go and steal the needle, I'll give you my son's and daughter's snacks."

Yu Zilin also nodded beside her, thinking that Xia Haiyang finally looked like a man.

Misman: ...

In the end, she managed to get the needle out. The needle was so sharp that it almost pierced her mouth.Ban Ma saw it during the period, and Ban Ma was surprised, and raised her hand to hug Mi Siman, "What are you doing with the needle?" She stretched out her hand to take the needle out of Mi Siman's mouth, Mi Siman struggled He put it down, didn't struggle, and was afraid of scratching Ban Ma.

As a result, a cool and childish voice was heard.

"Let go of my wife!" Ban Rouzhen was very angry, she glared at Ban's mother bitterly, and said earnestly, "Although you are my mother, I still hope that you can keep a distance from my wife."

Ban's mother covered her mouth with her hands, her shoulders shook, she nodded with difficulty and said, "Okay, okay, I understand."

Misman: ... I really have nothing to love in life_(:3ゝ∠)_

Ban Rouzhen went out with Misman in her arms. The moment the door closed, there was a shocking and weeping laughter in the room: "It's booming, it's in a trance, He Houhua is so dark..."

Ban Rouzhen came to their secret base in the yard with a dark face, looked at them with innocent eyes, and Yu Zilin asked, "What's wrong with you, Rouzhen? Your face suddenly became so ugly."

Ban Rouzhen pursed her lips, "It's nothing." It's just... She found out that her mother seemed to like her wife very much. She was really distressed, after all, it was her mother.

Shang Ran didn't care about her, and asked her directly if she had the needle. When she saw Ban Rouzhen nodding, she snatched the needle. Everyone pricked their fingertips, and then began to draw on a piece of white paper.

They felt that in order to dispel Xia Haiyang's parents' idea of ​​sending Xia Haiyang's babies away, they had to use their sincerity to impress them. The most direct and effective way was to write a blood book!

Mi Siman: Prosperous, in a trance, Ho Hau Wah, dark, they are still in kindergarten and they can't even write, okay? !

"Honey, can you write? Can you write for us?" Ban Rouzhen suddenly turned her head and said something to Misman, and the other five pairs of eyes looked over at the same time.

Misman: =dish=? !What the hell?

Xia Haiyang hesitated for a moment, but still asked, "Your wife can write?"

Misman: ...Don't you think it's strange that a cat can write?What the hell is going on with your natural expressions!Did she time-travel or did these little kids time-travel? !

"I found out that my wife can read my dad's newspaper..." Ban Rouzhen began to tell the evidence of Misman's "literacy", such as watching TV, making phone calls, and playing mahjong...

Misman: ...so much has been exposed?Suddenly I'm so glad to find out that it's just a child... I'm so tired_(:3ゝ∠)_

Five pairs of big flickering eyes, interspersed with a pair of small eyes looked over, and Xia Haiyang said to Mi Siman sincerely, "Ban Jiu, if you really know how to write, please help us."

Mi Siman had a cat face expressionless, and after a long time she was finally defeated by the confrontational gaze.

! ! !She was really fed up with the eyes of this group of children, she decided to stay away from these children, otherwise her IQ would drop someday!

After helping to write a crooked word, the children who were very sincere a second ago turned around and left Misman behind, and began to paint and draw on the paper.Ban Rouzhen was very angry, "My wife helped you just now, and you just abandoned her like this! I don't want to play with you anymore!"

Mi Siman: qaq was so touched suddenly, even though it was just a group of little kids, he still felt a little bit sad when he was abandoned. I didn't expect the class servant...

She opened her cat's eyes wide, looked at Ban Rouzhen with emotion, and considered whether to reward him with a kiss.

Zhong Jiaren sighed, "But your wife's claws are very inconvenient..."

Ban Rouzhen: "...it seems to make sense."

Mi Siman: ...hehe, she is so stupid, she actually believed the class servant _(:3ゝ∠)_

Several children couldn't write, so they drew pictures on paper, trying to express their ideas with pictures.However... as they were drawing and painting, Yu Zilin suddenly made a sound.

"How about we make an alliance in blood to keep us all loyal?"

The novel method was unanimously approved, and they were eager to try it, and then asked Misman to steal a bowl.

Mi Siman: =皮= Every time she needs her, she pretends to be pitiful, but she will be fooled every time... Convex!

But their brains... are really big, what the hell is an alliance made of blood?

Yu Zilin stood aside, rolling her small eyes in circles, feeling a little smug in her heart.There was such a plot in the TV series I watched with my parents yesterday, and I finally put into use the idiom I just learned, hehehe.

Ban Rouzhen accompanied Misman to bring the bowl and put it on the polished small stone table. Several children gathered together, and each of them poured a little blood into the bowl. They were afraid of pain, and the blood on their fingertips Not much, so the blood of the five people only formed a little bit at the bottom of the small bowl.

Ban Rouzhen: "There is only such a little blood, each of us should save some to drink."

The other five people: "Okay."

... Save yourself a drink?

... save it

...save

……Province

……

...

Mi Siman: =皮=Blood is an alliance, wouldn't it be good to smear blood on your lips?Why...need...to drink?

Then, under Misman's gaze, the six drank a little each. Xia Haiyang, as the only boy, licked the blood on his lips and smirked, "It tastes weird."

Misman: ... I respect you for being a man.

After the group of children finished drinking, they finally remembered their business. They carefully took the "blood book" away, just like raising the national flag. One person grabbed the corner of the "blood book", and the remaining two , one walks in front to protect, and the other walks behind, just like a bodyguard.

Mi Siman felt too ashamed and didn't want to go with her, but was "forced" by Ban Rouzhen in her arms.

Mi Siman didn't want to scratch the class servant. After all, the class servant was only a child, and it was not impossible to struggle hard, but the class servant would grab her by the tail! !The sourness of being caught by the tail, the average human body will not come ^_^

A group of people marched up to the third floor and knocked on the door of Xia Haiyang's house. There was no one there for a while, and suddenly Xia's mother's voice penetrated the door: "Get the key to open it yourself!"

Six people and one cat: ...

Xia Haiyang took out the key and opened the door. Several people wiped the soles of their shoes on the mat at the door. Misman stood at the door without moving. After a while, she looked at Ban Rouzhen who was already sitting on the sofa, and meowed unwillingly. A few times.Ban Rouzhen just remembered something, asked Xia Haiyang for some wet tissues, and came to wipe Misman's paws guiltily, still thinking.

"I'm sorry my wife, I will never forget you next time."

Misman: ...Forget it, forget it, anyway, you are also a first-time offender.

Yu Zilin looked at it, and suddenly asked, "By the way, when are you going to have your wedding?"

Ban Rouzhen: "I've already told my parents. I wanted to talk about this when I went to find you." It was just that I was taken away by Xia Haiyang's affairs.

Mi Siman, who was frozen by Ban Rouzhen's words, said: ... What?Discuss their wedding? !

A miserable cat meow resounded through the whole building, and Xia Ma ran out quickly, seeing a few children sitting on the sofa, she was stunned for a moment before she asked with a smile, "What's wrong with you?"

Ban Rouzhen took a step forward as a representative, and solemnly handed the "blood book" to Xia's mother, "We hope, Auntie, you don't send Xia Haiyang's children away!"

Xia's mother was completely dumbfounded, her son has a child?

Misman was expressionless.

Xia's mother asked for a while before she understood what Ban Rouzhen and the others meant. She suppressed her smile, frowned and said in embarrassment, "But... the child's father has... put the kittens They were all sent away."

Xia Haiyang seemed to be hit by a bolt from the blue. He had an expression of betrayal and being deceived by his family. He pointed at Xia's mother tremblingly. I hate you" and ran away!

The other five people also stood up and wanted to chase them out, but they saw Xia Haiyang turned back again. Just as they were about to persuade him not to be sad, they saw him take away the cat Xiaohai who was lying on the balcony basking in the sun. , and glared at Xia Ma, and left angrily.

Misman: My stomach hurts from laughing hahaha...

In order to express the loyalty of the little friends, the five people also left.

Ban Rouzhen hesitated to speak, "Auntie, you... beat mandarin ducks!"

Misman: Hahaha

Zhong Jiaren: "Auntie, according to the laws of our country, your decision to give away your child without permission is against the law."

Xia Ma: ... (д;) Hey, she was just joking, you guys won't be so serious, right?

A group of people came and went, leaving only a "blood book" floating in the wind...