Actually I'm a cat gl

Misman was grabbed by the back of the neck, so she could only wrap her limbs around the fence. Damn it, it's okay to be reborn as a cat, but now she's being bullied by a bird, that's it! !

However, she really never grew up, and her strength was not even comparable to that of a bird, so she was caught out in a short while. Liu Bin stood under the shade of a tree and couldn't help laughing at Mi Siman who was being held by Yidan. Get up, raise your hand to touch Mi Siman's head, "Don't be unhappy, let's go, take you around?"

Mi Siman had a bitter face and didn't cry out all the way. The words "I'm unhappy" were clearly written on his face, and Liu Bin didn't care. Anyway, Yidan was there. He will spread his wings and catch her back.

After a few times, Misman felt severe pain in the back of her neck, so she stopped running, but felt tired after walking for a while.Liu Bin took a few glances, and put a sheath on Mi Siman's body. Yidan stood on Liu Bin's shoulder and paused, then came to grab the sheath on Mi Siman's body and flew up, still muttering: "He died again, he died again."

Misman: ... Her weight is the most standard, she is definitely not overweight!

Finally Liu Bing brought her to the pet shop. She squatted in front of the cage in the pet shop and looked at it for a while, Mi Siman squatted on the sofa next to her, Yidan stepped on the grab pole .Misman glanced sideways. Basically, what Liu Bin saw were cold-blooded animals, such as snakes and lizards, which seemed scary.

Mi Siman swallowed, and when Yidan wasn't paying attention, she quickly ran away against the wall.Yidan fluttered his wings and wanted to chase after him, but Liu Bin waved his hand, "Yidan doesn't need to chase anymore."

Yidan was a little dissatisfied: "Sheath, my sheath."

Liu Bin laughed, "I'll buy you a new one."

Yidan was still not very happy, he flew around in mid-air, and ran after Misman.Liu Bin stood up and looked out, finally shook her head and muttered, "If you want to play, you have to find a reason."

Mi Siman trotted on the wall and ran all the way. In the scorching summer, she even felt that the cat's fur was going to be wet. She didn't know if it was her own illusion.After thinking for a while, she saw a tricycle pulling a box next to her. After thinking about it, she jumped onto the box.

Because of his light body, the rider on the tricycle didn't notice. Misman got into the open box, and the scorching light was blocked from the outside. Finally, Misman felt better and lay down directly, eyes half closed. .

She had seen this tricycle before, and basically went to Xiao C to pick up plastic bottles every day during the school day, so she dangled and fell asleep in a daze. When she woke up and saw Yidan standing next to her, she was terrified. She almost screamed, but the next moment she choked the scream back into her stomach, and looked at Xia Dan with a strange expression on her face.

Yidan turned to look at her, and said with a strange emphasis: "You're awake."

Yidan is a bird, he can't utter a questioning tone, and everything he says is a compliment.Mi Siman snorted dully, as if answering Yidan's words.

When the tricycle stopped, Mi Siman jumped down to look for Ban Rouzhen, Yidan also flew down, a pair of sharp claws grabbed the sheath on Mi Siman's body, Mi Siman immediately exploded: "Meow meow meow!! "You are dead!Dead again! !

Yidan tilted his head to look at it for a while, then replied, "This is my sheath."

Misman stood up on her hind legs, and her two paws were humming to take off the shield, but she couldn't take it off for a long time, so she took Yidan into the campus discouraged.

The woman at the canteen saw her face full of surprise, "This is Ban Jiu's friend?"

no.Mi Siman replied that she knew that no one could understand, so she yelled and went in.

At the moment, people from other grades are having physical education class on the playground and doing warm-up exercises.At a glance, he saw the brightly colored macaw on Misman's back, and exclaimed in his mouth. The students in several classes all looked over, and even the teachers who were chatting also looked over and discussed in low voices. up.

Misman walked towards Ban Rouzhen's class with a stinky face, Yidan folded his wings beside him, saw a group of elementary school students staring at it, and suddenly, for no reason, he opened his mouth and said loudly: "Thanks for your hard work, comrades!"

Misman: ...

She shook her body, Yidan grabbed the sheath, as steady as Mount Tai.

A group of elementary school students watched it very funny, their eyeballs seemed to be glued to it, and one of the naughty children replied: "The leader has worked harder!"

Yidan immediately raised his head, stretched out a wing and waved his hands, "Comrades, keep working hard!"

Immediately the students burst into laughter, Mi Siman ran away quickly, she didn't want to be laughed with along with Yidan, and there was a sudden enlightenment discussion from elementary school students behind her.

"Isn't that Ban Rouzhen's cat?"

"What's weird? It's normal for a leader to have a mount."

Misman: ... She is not a mount!

Arriving at Ban Rouzhen's classroom, the bell rang for the end of class. Zhi Enru, who came out first, saw Mi Siman and moved her eyes up to see Yidan. That's great, Yidan will accompany you to succeed Rouzhen and the others?"

Mi Siman didn't want to say anything, and jumped onto the window sill of the classroom with a look of lovelessness, and stuck the whole cat's face on the glass window, which was blocked by an open book. Siman was a little dissatisfied, and just about to raise his paw to knock, the book was taken away.

"Wow!" The person was taken aback by the big cat's face on the glass, and after realizing that it was Misman, she smiled, "Ban Rouzhen, your cat is here to find you!"

After thinking about it, she added, "I also brought a bird!"

As soon as she made a sound, everyone in the class saw Yidan. After all, Yidan's color is too bright. Many people have never seen such a beautiful parrot. They kept looking this way, and someone simply asked: " Ban Rouzhen, do you still have parrots in your family? When did you raise them? Is it expensive? My family wants to raise them too. "

The smile on Ban Rouzhen's mouth became lighter, "It's not from my family, but from the neighbor's."

She raised her hand towards Misman, "Xiao Jiu, come here."

Misman went over very unhappy, and then started meowing and complaining, saying that Yidan stepped on her all the way to school.Yidan, who had no idea that he had been smeared, tilted his head, looked at Misman again, and shouted before Ban Rouzhen said, "Ban Jiu stole my sheath!"

Mi Siman, who was wearing a sheath, looked depressed, "Meow meow." It was put on by Liu Bin for me!

Ban Rouzhen: "That was put on by your master. She put it on, which means that she gave this sheath to Xiao Jiu. Otherwise, why would Xiao Jiu come here with the sheath?"

Yidan tilted his head and didn't understand, Ban Rouzhen said it slowly several times, Yidan finally understood, it has been brainwashed into - its owner gave its favorite sheath to a foreign cat!

Yidan was sad: "Bad guy, bad guy, I don't want a master anymore!"

Ban Rouzhen's tablemate thought about it, and tentatively said, "Would you like to come to my house? There is a lot of food in my house."

Yu Zilin cast an admiring look at him, "You are so courageous."

Yidan didn't know whether he was really stupid or pretending to be stupid, and finally coaxed Ban Rouzhen around at the same table, and the other party also regarded Yidan as a big toy, and Yidan chatted with him all afternoon. Ask Yidan to go with him.

Mi Siman squatted on Ban Rouzhen's shoulder, screaming all the time.

Go go go go go, leave it alone!

Ban Rouzhen raised a faint smile, then turned to Yi Miaotang and said, "Let's go home quickly."

As a result, Yidan didn't come back at night, so Liu Bin went downstairs to look for Ban Rouzhen, "Where's your cat? Yidan is gone."

Ban Rouzhen said slowly, "Yidan followed others."

Liu Bin: ...

Then she turned and went upstairs.

Mi Siman looked strangely at the side, and asked Ban Rouzhen, didn't Liu Bin go to look for it?

Ban Rouzhen squinted her eyes for a while, then picked up Mi Siman at her feet and went back to the room, "Yidan knows the way home."

Back in the room, Ban Rouzhen teased Misman a few times, and asked, "Will I be the only master who knows from now on? It doesn't matter how delicious others give you."

"Meow meow meow."

Ban Rouzhen narrowed her eyes, "I am your servant?"

Misman didn't know why she felt guilty, but she still insisted: "Meow meow." Otherwise, what do you think?

In the end, Misman was severely trampled, the hair on her body grew a little, and was messed up by Ban Rouzhen.When she woke up in the morning, Ban Rouzhen had already gone to school, and there was no noisy sound from Yidan outside the window. Mi Siman was still not at ease about leaving Yidan yesterday.

Climbed out along the window sill, and then went upstairs, the door of Liu Bin's house was open, and the living room was unobstructed. Mi Siman stood on the mat at the door, thought about what to do, and called out in a low voice.Liu Bin came out from the inside, seeing Mi Siman, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes, and then he seemed to think of something, "Don't worry, Yidan does this often, and he will be back in a few days."

Then Misman turned around and left. She planned to come back in a few days.

Just as he was about to leave, a dog sprang out, and Liu Bin yelled: "White dog, come back!" The white dog is a pure black dog, and he saw it at Teacher Zhi's house last time.

Misman reacted quickly and jumped onto the shoe cabinet next to him. The white dog pulled the shoe cabinet and jumped up and down. Liu Bin explained: "You were wearing a sheath yesterday, and it smelled like Dan. Dan played really well."

Mi Siman had a stunned expression on her face, she just took a shower yesterday!

Liu Bin was a little strange, thinking that she seemed to understand the mind of a cat, and then she attributed this time to the fact that she likes animals, so she is more sensitive to the emotions of animals."The white dog has a good nose," she said.

Misman said "oh" in his heart, and saw the white dog showing its head, raised its hand and pawed towards it, the white dog immediately raised its front paws to hug its head, then stood on its hind legs and turned around a few times, finally He fell to the ground, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.

Misman: WTF? ?

Liu Bin stepped up and kicked, "Get up, don't pretend to be dead."

The white dog lay still on the ground, no matter how much Liu Ping tossed about, if the white dog's stomach hadn't risen and fell with his breath, Mi Siman would have thought the dog was stupid, so she turned and went downstairs.

Liu Bin yelled behind her: "If you have nothing to do today, go to school and see where Yidan has gone."

Misman changed her mind about going back to watch TV. She really went to school, and then she saw that parrot, who was standing on the podium and performing a show of catching beans in the air!

When she came, it was before the students were about to take their lunch break. Yidan was standing on the podium, and Ban Rouzhen was holding a pack of bean snacks in his hand, and was throwing them at Yidan one by one. Some of them were caught by fluttering wings.

A group of students watched this scene engrossed, and everyone whispered: "57...58...59..."

Misman: ...This is too boring!

Is it worth paying attention to just a bird picking up beans?Misman was a little unhappy. The servants in the class only found her after she jumped on her lap. Ban Rouzhen picked her up and put her on the desk, staring at the same table and throwing beans, whispered: " Look, it's very interesting."

Misman: Hehe.

When the hundredth one was received, the whole class burst into thunderous applause, the face of the deskmate was flushed with excitement, he hugged Yidan who flew over, kissed him hard, proud Said: "My family, Yidan, is the smartest and the best!" As he said, he took out a bag of beef jerky and served Yidan to eat like a slave.

Misman was a little annoyed, they were both animals, how could there be such a big difference? !

Ban Rouzhen touched her, and comforted her in a low voice: "Anyway, you've been on TV before."

Yidan next to him made up the knife: "I have won, the competition, the championship!"

There was a clap of applause, and the students in the class gave me a lot of face.

Misman felt that she was at a disadvantage because she couldn't speak, so she took a few breaths and slapped Ban Rouzhen's arm with her paw, thinking, it's okay, it's a good thing she still has a talking tube!

So, during the lunch break, a rare scene occurred in this class.

A cat and a parrot are playing a catch-the-beans game. The class is divided into two groups, one group helps the parrot count, and the other group helps Misman count. The numbers are almost the same now.

Because Ban Rouzhen loves Mi Siman so much, she throws it very accurately. Mi Siman basically doesn't have to jump too high and run too far to catch it. Yidan has wings, so he doesn't get tired.A cat and a bird are like a rivalry, and the tablemate also secretly competed with Ban Rouzhen.

At present, the count has reached a hundred, and the snack bags on the table next to me have accumulated several bags, and the cat and the bird don't look tired at all.Even Xiao Jingteng made a bet, Ban Rouzhen glanced at him, and then Yu Zilin clearly put all of Ban Rouzhen's money on Mi Siman.

The same table is also not inferior, and quickly called the next door to take out the money in his pocket and put it on it.

The people in the whole class were in full swing, and their voices became louder and louder uncontrollably. They were so bold because of the head of the class.When Zhi Enru came in for the last time, neither the person nor the cat stopped, and even Ban Rouzhen's energy came up, Zhi Enru frowned, "What are you doing?"

The tablemate stopped, Ban Rouzhen paused, and threw the last bean in her hand before stopping. Misman caught it. Anyway, she is a cat now, so it's normal if she doesn't understand.

The whole class fell silent, only Zhi Enru was left standing on the podium with a cold face, pointing to Yidan and said, "What's going on? You guys are really getting bolder. First you brought the cat, and now you bring the cat." Birds?! Do you still use this as a place for you to study?"

The whole class was silent, they rarely saw Zhi Enru angry.

Yidan stood on the podium, and Zhi Enru felt weird about everything he did, so he asked, "Whose bird is this?"

Yidan: "I am Yidan."

Zhi Enru: "...What are you doing here? Where is your master?"

Yidan held his head high, without any feeling of being taught a lesson, he flew directly to his deskmate, spread his wings and patted his head, "My new master!"

The tablemate's head drooped further, Yidan was unhappy: "Do you have any dissatisfaction with my heroic macaw?"

The tablemate immediately raised his head, and said loudly to Zhi Enru, "Yes, I am its new owner!"

Yidan nodded appreciatively.Mi Siman covered her face with her paw, so why did she compete with a bird just now?How stupid.

Zhi Enru felt that she shouldn't reason with a bird, so she decided to take the bird back and return it to Liu Bin, but when she was about to catch Yidan, her deskmate said with tears in her eyes, "Why did the teacher confiscate it?" My bird, it’s obviously mine! No matter how much the teacher likes it, he can’t steal it from the students!”

A drop of sweat dripped from Zhi Enru's head, "The teacher is not trying to steal your bird, but to return the bird to its true owner."

The same table is still in tears: "I am its real owner!"

Zhi Enru didn't know how to solve it, so he grabbed it by force, and Yidan huddled in the arms of his deskmate, unable to get out. After thinking about it, he had better wait until he went back and told Liu Bin to talk about it, so he simply raised his hand, "Forget it, you Let's see, it's not allowed to affect the classroom discipline anyway, not next time..." Thinking that Liu Bin might come over next time, let's forget it.

After Zhi Enru left, the quiet class started to make noise again, and they all asked Xiao Jingteng to refund the money. Xiao Jingteng raised his eyebrows, looking very much like Cai Keyu, and she said: "Why refund? You were counted just now, Class Nine One more than a Dan."

Although Yidan didn't know what the bet was, it knew that it was competing with Misman, and immediately argued with reason: "I, it's okay, take it."

Xiao Jingteng replied: "But if it's broken, it's broken."

The people who held Misman said, this is okay?Fortunately, I bet on class nine.So they took money one after another, and in the end, those who bet on Yidan were unwilling and had no choice. Xiao Jingteng made nearly sixty or seventy in the end. She rarely showed a smile. He patted on the table and said with a smile: "After school later, I invite everyone to eat ice cream."

Immediately the whole class cheered, and Zhi Enru came back when she heard the voice. When she opened the classroom door, she saw that everyone in the class was lying on the table, pretending to be asleep. Stand up and sleep!"

After everyone left, the class still had to discuss. Yu Zilin knocked on the podium table and said, "Don't talk anymore, he doesn't have a share of ice cream after school in the afternoon." Only then did the class quiet down.

Yidan was lying on the desk at the same table, who also imitated Ban Rouzhen and made a drawer nest, and Ban Rouzhen asked it in a low voice: "Don't want to be the original owner?"

The deskmate was a little unhappy, "I'm fine with it now."

Yidan let out a "hmm", "This master takes good care of me."

Misman couldn't help laughing out loud, her voice was very strange, "Meow Chi Meow Chi."

Yidan turned his head to look at her, "I knew it, you're not serious, cat."

"Meow Chi Meow Chi Meow Chi."

Deskmate: "Aren't you really going to take your cat to have a checkup? It's making such noises for no reason, maybe it's sick."

Yidan felt the same way, and said sincerely, "It's very likely that he is insane."

That's what Liu Bin used to say.

There was a smile on the corner of Ban Rouzhen's mouth, and her eyes were also full of smiles. She smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, if you are sick, you will be sick. Anyway, I will take care of her."

Misman gave her a paw unceremoniously, and then raised her middle finger: You are crazy, your whole family is crazy!

Ban Rouzhen said distressedly: "Xiao Jiu also belongs to my family."

Mi Siman: Hehe, my name is not listed in your household registration book!

Ban Rouzhen was silent for a while, then nodded and said, "Yes... I have to find a way to get Xiao Jiu into my household registration book."

The tablemate stared at Ban Rouzhen with a ghostly expression on his face, and then whispered to Yidan: "Can neurosis be contagious?"

Yidan: "No, because they are, in the first place, crazy."

At the same table: "It makes sense."

After school was over in the afternoon, people in the class ran out of the school in groups. Yu Zilin took the lead, patting the refrigerator cover aggressively, and said, "We bought the refrigerator... from this canteen! Pick whatever you want, don't be shy! "It's like she's giving a treat.

Hsiao Jingteng didn't mind either, she took the ice cream and stood beside her early, holding two cones in her hands, and handed them to Ban Rouzhen, "Come on, I'll get some for you two."

Ban Rouzhen took it with a smile, a strange light flashed in her eyes, she tore open the package, and held it for Misman with one hand, Misman licked her hand while holding her.Cats are not like dogs, they seldom stick out their tongues, except when eating or drinking, their tongues look thin, like rolled up big bubble gum, but Xiaojiu is different, she is petite, and her tongue is also thin. It's even smaller.

Ban Rouzhen looked at it for a while, then suddenly said: "Xiao Jiu, you ate a lot of beans today."

While licking, Misman asked her with eyes: so?

The expression on Ban Rouzhen's face became a little weird, "Can you fart?"

Mi Siman directly slapped the cone away and hit Ban Rouzhen on the face. The students around couldn't help laughing when they saw it. His face suddenly changed.

Misman was a little angry, and slapped Ban Rouzhen's cone flying away. Ban Rouzhen stared at the cone that fell on the ground, thinking that there was an egg roll that was still edible. Wrong, you shouldn't have asked such a question."

At this moment, Yu Zilin pulled Shang Ran out of the crowd, saw two cones dropped in front of Ban Rouzhen, and laughed, and Shang Ran stood beside her, also laughed.

Yidan flew out and stepped on Ban Rouzhen's shoulder, "It's wrong to waste food, lick it clean!"

The tablemate appeared out of nowhere, and said, "Yes, lick it clean!"

Once the bird saw their expressions, he suddenly cleared his throat and turned up his voice: "It's noon on the day of hoeing, and the sweat drops to the soil——"

The surrounding students gathered around one after another, staring at Yidan curiously. After Yidan attracted enough attention, he continued to recite: "Who knows that the food on the plate must be licked clean!"

Ban Rouzhen & Mi Siman: ...Who can take care of this bird?