Actually I'm a cat gl

When I came back, it happened to be a working day, and everyone else had gone to school, and Yidan flew back and forth to report the news. When he came back, several of them had snacks in their hands.

As if they had never been separated, after seeing Ban Rouzhen, they immediately gathered around and talked about what happened in the school recently. Xia Haiyang talked a little more, "The school released the video about Xiaojiu. They were all deleted, alas, if I had known this, I should have kept a few of them.”

Xiao Jingteng rolled his eyes at him, "There is something alive in front of you, don't you like it?"

Yu Zilin returned to the way she was before, and she rolled her eyes, "Hey, let me tell you, are you going to celebrate Xiao Jiu's birthday again this year?"

Ban Rouzhen nodded, "What's wrong?"

Yu Zilin: "Ban Jiu is already this old, and when the spring of next year begins, she will definitely be in love."

Class nine: ==

Ban Rouzhen: ==

Before Ban Rouzhen could speak, Yu Zilin mysteriously opened Xiao Jingteng's home DVD, "Last time I went to Cai Keyu to borrow a DVD, and brought it back, hehehe, guess what I found."

Ban Jiuyi pressed his paw on the back of Ban Rouzhen's hand, and tried to open his eyes wide to be cute: let's go now!

Ban Rouzhen reached out and hugged the cat into her arms, "I'm quite interested, just let it go."

The other three showed disgusted expressions, and Yu Zilin gave a thumbs up, "Smart eyes are like torches!" He quickly put out the CD.

Misman shook her ears, thought for a while, and quietly prepared to slip away. Ban Rouzhen grabbed her by the tail and licked it hard. Misman was so happy that she fell directly to the floor, "Meow~"

Yu Zilin immediately said: "Look, it's not spring yet, Xiao Jiu is already in love!"

Misman: ...This guy is pure madness.

The picture of the video appeared with melodious background music. Misman took a few glances and found that it was a cat. She had a bad feeling in her heart, and then she heard a woman's voice.

"...When a cat is in heat, if it is not satisfied, it will meow day and night, and sometimes it will be very shrill, which has brought great trouble to myself and my neighbors. I always feel that sex is It's a necessary thing we humans can do/love, why deprive cats of the fun?"

The woman's voice was very gentle, with a feeling of telling a story, but Misman felt ashamed, ahhh, the owner of this video is obviously a person who does great things!Not even a cat is spared, it's a sickness!

However, everyone in the room did not notice Misman's painful struggle, and even Ban Rouzhen watched with relish.

"...But if we let them do it, then litter after litter of cats will be a kind of trouble for us, so I made a small, male cat-sized prop ♀. There is a round ring on the end, which can be put on your finger, so as not to accidentally push it too deep, causing... to get stuck in it," the woman said while demonstrating, she put the tool on her finger, and then pressed it with one hand On the cat, wearing a tool in one hand, he will go straight to the back door of the cat, "Confirm the status of the cat, and then you can insert it."

"Don't cats struggle?" Zhong Jiaren finally couldn't help asking.

"No," Yu Zilin swore a candid guarantee, and produced strong evidence, "You see, the other party didn't say anything, and the cat looks so docile, and you can tell it must be in a good mood at first glance. Not struggling."

"Really?" Ban Rouzhen squinted at Yu Zilin, and then said nothing.

Misman was also a little puzzled, but seeing that the woman's technique was so familiar, she must have done a lot, and after the cat was inserted, her expression was ecstasy, just like sucking catnip, it was soft He hugged the woman's beautiful arm tightly, and flicked his tail towards the woman's arm.

"I feel... a bit perverted." Xia Haiyang said honestly.

Mi Siman breathed a sigh of relief, finally there are normal people who have the same thoughts as her, so it's better to have a cat to not be serious!

As a result, Xia Haiyang was beaten up by Fatty.

"My God," Yu Zilin exclaimed after watching it, and the woman on the TV was still explaining, "The cat does it so quickly?"

As she talked, she didn't know what she thought of, and her face suddenly turned red.

Ban Rouzhen next to her glanced at her, thought for a while, and asked, "You don't think about doing this to Shang Ran, do you?"

Yu Zilin almost exploded, she stammered, "Wh-what are you talking about!"

Misman: Don't call yourself, ha ha.

The woman on the TV washed her hands and was about to come for the second time. Xiao Jingteng clicked his tongue twice, "Although the time is short, I have many times!"

Mi Siman couldn't bear it any longer, and trotted to the front of the DVD, stretched out her paw, and the picture on the TV disappeared, and the CD was sent out respectfully, Yu Zilin yelled in her heart that it was not good, she quickly called to stop and get closer Xia Haiyang said, "Stop Ban Nine!"

Xia Haiyang didn't know that Yu Zilin was calling her, and was still watching it funny.

Mi Siman bit the disc with her mouth open, jumped onto the window sill, and then ran down the canopy below. Ban Rouzhen got up quickly, looked at the window, and said to Mi Siman's back: "In the yard Wait for me here!" Then he went downstairs with a patter.

Yu Zilin leaned on the window and wailed: "Hey, my disc! I have to return it!"

It just so happened that Yu Zilin's mother came back from shopping and didn't pay attention at first, but when she heard Yu Zilin's loud voice, she looked up and immediately said with a stern face: "What dish?! You child, go home and tell me clearly! "

Misman bit the disc and ran around for a while, then found a random place to bury the disc, turned around and went back, Ban Rouzhen also went downstairs, looking at Misman's dirty body She laughed, "Let's go, let's buy dried fish."

When she came back from buying fish, she happened to run into Yu Zilin who had been taught a lesson by her mother. She glanced at Ban Rouzhen sadly, "Tell me about you, I lost my CD. Not only did you not teach the culprit, you And took her to buy fish to eat! It's over, it's over, no one can cure your cat!"

Ban Rouzhen just smiled and didn't speak.

Mi Siman grinned at Yu Zilin, raised her head very arrogantly, and meowed.

Yu Zilin became even angrier, and Ban Rouzhen didn't want Yu Zilin to talk about Misman again, so she quickly stopped her, "Stop talking, it's because you're single, you just envy us."

Yu Zilin: "...I can't explain it to people like you who are in love, because at this moment, your IQ is 0! Oh no, it's negative!"

Ban Rouzhen bent her lips, "Then let's go back now."

Immediately, Yu Zilin told the leaking balloon: ...

Facts have proved that it is better not to be friends with and talk to such a sour smelling person.

After dinner in the evening, Mi Siman climbed into the bed she hadn't seen for a long time, and she sighed: it's still the most comfortable at home.

Ban Rouzhen lay beside her, and said "Yes" approvingly, "The premise is that Xiao Jiu is by my side."

Misman: Yes.

Ban Rouzhen paused, feeling that the other party was rarely so calm, and immediately grabbed Mi Siman's creaking nest, lifted the cat, raised her head and kissed it.

Mi Siman tried her best to stretch her claws, grabbed the servant's face, took advantage of the moment of kissing, stretched out her tongue, and licked Ban Rouzhen's lips with her pink and prickly tip.

After parting, Ban Rouzhen stared at Misman for a while, then put the cat aside, "Go to bed early, I have to go back to school tomorrow."

Misman stretched her waist and yawned: You are going to school tomorrow, and I don't need it.

He was taken to school the next day.

In the few days since she left, Ban's mother remodeled Ban Rouzhen's schoolbag and dug a round hole in the front, which was just big enough for Misman to stick her head out.

Ban's mother handed the schoolbag to Ban Rouzhen, and told Ban Jiu: "This hole looks small, but your head can stick out, so your whole body can also get out, but for your safety, you'd better be obedient, otherwise , I will restrict your permission to go out."

Ban Jiu was stunned, what's the matter?Shouldn't this kind of thing be explained to the servant?Why did Ban Ma talk to her? !

Just when she was wondering, Ban's mother suddenly said "Ouch", "I confessed to the wrong person." She turned to Ban Rouzhen and explained what she had just said.

Ban Rouzhen listened, and finally said sincerely: "Mom, when you just told Xiao Jiu, I have already listened to it."

Ban Ma: ...

Ban Rouzhen didn't go to school these few days, and Ban's father had asked them for leave. In fact, Ban's father and mother had completely forgotten about asking for leave. Zhi Enru came to ask and found out, and then helped Ban Rouzhen to ask for leave. fake.

Ban Rouzhen: I firmly believe that I was born by them!

Teacher Zhi Enru is very conscientious, loves her position, and cares about her students. During the absence of Ban Rouzhen, she helped Ban Rouzhen accumulate homework, and said very caringly that Ban Rouzhen only needs Just hand in all these homework before New Year's Day.

Ban Rouzhen listened to the little friends talking about this matter one by one, and she couldn't help muttering to Mi Siman, "Is it necessary to save homework when this happens to me? This is too abnormal ?”

Mi Siman huddled in her schoolbag and didn't say a word. The hole that Ban's mother cut was very good, breathable, with a wide field of vision, and a [-]% return rate.

Ban Rouzhen was afraid that she would run away because of her fun, so she carried her schoolbag in front of her.Originally, Misman would curl up in it to sleep at this time, but the schoolbag cut a hole specially for her. She found it novel. She had only seen other people carrying a cat bag for a walk before, but she had never sat on it by herself.

When she arrived at the school, Ban Rouzhen watched from a distance that many colorful ribbons were hung in the classroom, and when she walked in, she found that the surrounding tables had been removed, forming a circle, and everyone's stools were placed next to each other.

Ban Rouzhen was slightly surprised, "What is this for?"

Yu Zilin patted her forehead, "I almost forgot, this is for Xiaojiu

The author has something to say: Welcome, welcome Xiaojiu home! "

Ban Rouzhen: ...So what about me?Who is your classmate after all!

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Still unable to update qaq on time tomorrow

I feel...it's time to release the benefits, but at the beginning it was agreed to wait until Ban Rouzhen became an adult, alas, struggling, hesitating (the most important thing is that I didn't save the manuscript!!!