refuse to be scum

Xu Zixun had a particularly terrifying dream. In the dream, Shao Mingxuan sat by the bed and asked him with a serious face: "You want to smash the police car? Aren't the police just there to ask for help?"

Xu Zixun also realized, yes, why did you smash the police car?

"You are obstructing public affairs. The law stipulates that you can be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of less than three years. Do you want to go to jail? Do you know how terrible it is to go to jail? The police will lock you up with perverted murderers, and you will not be given food. Beaten. The Big Big Wolf who made mistakes with you will also be caught and put in a cage, and it may also be skinned and made into a blanket, have you thought about it?"

In the dream, Xu Zixun naturally didn’t believe it. Shao Mingxuan had used this method to frighten him for more than 20 years, but he hadn’t evolved, so he argued desperately, “It’s not as serious as you said, if I’m caught, the police will definitely contact you Family, when the time comes, you just call me and I will be sent back blah blah blah..."

"Will you delay the police from helping people in need? Maybe someone is being kidnapped by bad guys, and the rescue time will be delayed because you interfere with official duties. If he dies, his family, lovers and friends..."

"I was almost kidnapped, and I didn't see the police help blah blah blah..."

After he finished speaking, Shao Mingxuan changed his face, "Someone wants to kidnap you? It's probably deliberate. You stay at home, and you are not allowed to go out until you catch the murderer!"

Xu Zixun quickly resisted, "They just made up a temporary idea, and I didn't suffer a loss, and I even got the money to buy supper!"

Shao Mingxuan: "How dare you rob others like others? If you don't teach you a lesson, your three views will be crooked!"

Then he was thrown down by Shao Mingxuan, his clothes were stripped off, and he was frightened awake when he saw Shao Mingxuan's wolf-like eyes again.

Because of being educated in the previous life, I don't know how many times I turned my face with Shao Mingxuan. The other party doted on him, but he didn't regress at all on this kind of issue about the three views. Even if he quarreled, he would be educated.Although the way of education is to scare children, this makes Xu Zixun feel like an older child with cerebral palsy, not only ashamed and powerless, but also makes him feel that he is really making trouble for no reason.

What you said seems to be right. I want to refute but I am speechless. This feeling is particularly uncomfortable.

After getting up to wash, Xu Zixun felt like he had stepped on cotton on the soles of his feet. When he saw Shao Mingxuan sitting on the sofa in the living room, looking at him tenderly, his whole body trembled, "Morning~" Xu Zixun said with a wooden face.

"Morning, get ready to eat, Aunt Liu made breakfast."

Seeing that the other party had to bring a cook with him wherever he went, Xu Zixun breathed a sigh of relief. Shao Mingxuan could do everything, but he couldn't learn how to cook, so he felt a little comforted.

"I heard that you didn't eat much last night. I asked Aunt Liu to make your favorite crispy pancakes." Shao Mingxuan stood up, walked to Xu Zixun's side, and kissed him on the forehead. He seemed in an unusual mood Well, I have no intention of asking about what happened yesterday.

Xu Zixun breathed a sigh of relief again, and sat at the table to eat breakfast.Aunt Liu's crispy pancakes are very authentic. The outer layer is crispy, the inner layer is soft and tender, and there is a milky aroma in the noodles. Xu Zixun ate three of them in one go, holding a spoon to drink the porridge.At this moment, Shao Mingxuan spoke suddenly, and his gentle tone touched Xu Zixun's heart, making people feel relaxed after listening to it, "Is it delicious?"

"Ah."

"Is the porridge good?"

"Ah."

"This cake is quite crisp."

"Ah."

"Better than last night's pizza."

"Huh...huh?" Xu Zixun opened his eyes wide, looking at Shao Mingxuan who was smiling meaningfully, he felt his hands trembling.

Shao Mingxuan clicked his tongue, took out a tissue and wiped his mouth, then slowly stretched out a slender index finger and shook it lightly. Hearing his voice in the early morning felt particularly sexy: "You lied to me, it's useless."

Xu Zixun's eyes slowly retreated, staring at the cheerful Big Big Wolf lying on the ground holding a bowl of dog food →_→ Are you revealing yourself?

"Do something wrong and still rely on the dog?" Shao Mingxuan smiled, but the smile was a little cold, "Do you say it yourself or let me tell it for you? The taste of pizza and juice in one mouthful, I didn't kiss Big Big Wolf."

Xu Zixun: "..."

"Where did the money come from?"

Xu Zixun: "...My own."

"Your sister said you didn't bring your wallet with you when you went out."

Xu Zixun: "It's stuffed in my pocket."

"I even forgot to bring my mobile phone, but I remembered to put money in my pocket?"

"...So what? You are angry with me!" Xu Zixun raised his voice unreasonably, as if he had been wronged so much, he raised his eyebrows proudly, with a rebellious face, I was wrong, and you can take me again how?

As soon as the young master got angry, he forgot about his dream of being educated.

Shao Mingxuan chuckled, and there was inevitably a bit of seriousness in the smile, "Xiao Hua, this is a matter of principle, I can pamper you for other things, and there is no negotiating on the issue of three views."

Shao Mingxuan knew that Xu Zixun had been taking care of his own affairs since he was a child, and he didn't like to discuss with Xu Ziyuan who was busy and had no time to go home. Without his parents, he was not restrained when he did things, and sometimes he was very extreme.

For example, if it was someone else who robbed the gangster's money, in this legal society, few people would think of taking it back after being robbed, but Xu Zixun took it for granted.He just needs to do some things, his little flower just needs to live forever without any worries, and doesn't need to touch those unclean things.

Xu Zixun was also not happy, he seemed to be losing in such things as fighting minds all the time, God loved Shao Mingxuan so much before he was reincarnated, and there was a bug in his IQ.Good, now he's learned to pounce when he lets his guard down.

Shao Mingxuan must have been Yan Wang's brother-in-law in his previous life!Buffs are shining all over his body!

Not wanting to quarrel with the other party, Xu Zixun said insincerely but still a little hypocritically: "We are all at fault, so don't blame anyone." He stared at Shao Mingxuan with stubborn eyes, which meant that I was subdued, so give me some face!

Shao Mingxuan nodded, with a serious face: "I did make a mistake. My mistake was that I didn't talk to you about the trial in advance, so as to save you the energy to go out and do it. What about yours? Tell me about it."

Trying to suppress the desire to flip the table after becoming angry, what shameless reason is this? !

Xu Zixun was also full, wiped his mouth and stood up, looking like an elegant and noble son.His expression still looked calm, but his legs consciously moved towards the door, and said while moving: "My fault, I shouldn't, let you kiss!"

Xu Zixun grabbed the handle, and hid in the bedroom after he finished speaking, and came out after Shao Mingxuan left.The doorknob made a scream when it was vigorously turned, but it couldn't be opened!

Xu Zixun: "..."

Shao Mingxuan admired his movements and facial expressions with the corner of his mouth twitched, a bunch of keys hung on his fingers, and he spoke very softly, "I locked it in advance."

Xu Zixun: "Hehe."

Shao Mingxuan was in a particularly good mood when he saw it. Xu Zixun had a vague premonition. The Shao Mingxuan who used to be domineering and gentle to him gradually revealed a side he was not familiar with. There was always a feeling that a loyal dog wanted to evolve. Xu Zixun seemed to be He saw devil horns above his head.

"I'm going to work. You have a day to think about where you are wrong. You can also make up the reasons in advance and come back to test your lying skills." Suddenly, I felt that such a little flower who refused to admit it to death was quite cute.

Xu Zixun: "..."

Shao Mingxuan lightly kissed him on the mouth, slipped a bunch of keys in his hand, and smiled lightly: "You looked so cute just now, just like a Persian cat with fried hair."

Xu Zixun gritted his teeth after being angry, this ball of black sesame was playing tricks on him! "Shao Mingxuan, your tie is a millimeter crooked."

Shao Mingxuan frowned and looked at his well-behaved tie.

Xu Zixun added maliciously, "It's absolutely crooked!"

Shao Mingxuan turned cold, looked in the mirror again, and made sure that there was nothing wrong with it, and then went out with Xu Zixun's angry expression on his face.After coming to the company, I heard the assistant's report on the handling of those gangsters, and sentenced them to the rest of their lives in one sentence: "It's good to let them live in there for a few more years and take care of their meals."

Xu Zixun, who was angry at home, opened the door with the key, charged his laptop, logged on to his website, and was shocked...

Shi Jiazhe, it really is a mass-produced machine!So capable!