refuse to be scum
Chapter 9 The highest state of mental retardation
In April, it was neither cold nor hot. Xu Zixun was wearing a blue jumper and light-colored jeans, sitting on the fence, holding a bag of bait in his hand and throwing a handful into the water from time to time, no matter whether it would kill the fish or not. It's hard to hold on, in short, it's very fun to throw.The pair of long legs wrapped in jeans were also swinging frequently, and anyone who saw him would know that he was in a good mood.
Xu Zixun poured in the remaining half bag of baits, with the corners of his mouth curled up, thinking that each one was very cute, the big melon’s mouth was not so ugly as before, and the pattern on the little flower’s back didn’t look like Ming’s. Now, the appearance of the scavenger lying on the edge of the pool eating poop can also be regarded as the biological instinct of natural selection. Everything that seemed unreasonable before is understandable now, because he is going on a date.
After receiving Shao Mingxuan's call, Xu Zixun walked out briskly under the surprised eyes of everyone in the Xu family.Even Uncle Fu was sweating for him, the young master is really brave, he was clearly ordered not to go out and to take good care of his illness, but now he walked out ostentatiously.
Big Big Wolf saw his master running away, and followed up vigorously, still holding his leash in his mouth.
Xu Zixun pushed it, "Bulb back."
Big Big Wolf followed suit, biting Xu Zixun's trouser leg without letting go, even if he wanted to be alone, he didn't even think about it!
Looking at the coquettish Hui Tailang with its head on his waist, Xu Zixun took the leash and rubbed his hair, "Hear twice, be good~ Stretch out your claws and shake hands~ You are doing well." For those who like dogs, The dog raised by him is so close to the adorable Xu Zixun that he almost drifts away. He put a collar on Big Big Wolf, Xu Zixun pulled it to the corner of the wall, tied it to the railing, and waved his hands smartly, and come back to play with you again.
Big Big Wolf: "Aww..." Liar!
Seeing Big Big Wolf lying listlessly in the corner, his pitiful eyes were particularly touching, Uncle Fu hurriedly asked someone to coax him with a bone.A tall dog with a fragile heart, but also likes to play aggressively, be narrow-minded and protect the owner. It's really not easy to keep.
Shao Mingxuan watched Xu Zixun approaching with a smile on his cold face, and the fire that had been suppressed for four days continued to be suppressed...
Xu Zixun smiled brightly, and immediately asked, "Where are we going to play today?"
Shao Mingxuan▼_▼
"Didn't you say to take me out for a walk? Have no idea where to go?" Xu Zixun leaned on the car door, looked into Shao Mingxuan's eyes with some nostalgia, and said with a smile: "It's been a long time since I went out with you, How about we start from the place where we met, step by step, walk the road we have traveled for more than 20 years, and accompany me?"
All the dissatisfaction in Shao Mingxuan's heart was crushed by Xu Zixun's words, and Xu Zixun stepped on his thoughts of preaching, almost invisible.
He knew Xu Zixun's personality when his parents were still alive. He was a typical ghost, and when he became mischievous, even the teacher would avoid him.After both of his parents died, Xu Zixun suddenly became sensible. In order not to cause trouble for Xu Ziyuan, he learned to restrain himself.It’s obvious that you can’t be squeamish, but you prefer to be strong to death. You always want to be stronger than everyone, want to overwhelm others everywhere, don’t cry out for pain or suffering, don’t tell your family that you are lonely, and don’t tell your family when you can’t bear it. Being strong makes people Distressed.
But now he will tell himself that it hurts, and he will tell himself that he wants him to accompany him.
All dissatisfaction vanished at this moment, Shao Mingxuan's heart was filled to the brim, hooked by Xu Zixun's smile, he said with a cold handsome face, "Okay."
Xu Zixun got into the car excitedly, and asked while fastening his seat belt, "Go to kindergarten?"
Shao Mingxuan was still fascinated, and nodded seriously after hearing this, "Okay."
Feeling being led away by Xu Zixun again, Shao Mingxuan also smiled, feeling that he was sulking all his life before, and he was definitely an idiot, and he would save the account for later calculation, anyway, he would admit it in this life.
Xu Zixun looked out the window, the familiar road was full of memories.The two had known each other since kindergarten, and they had a fight when they met. He had forgotten the reason, but the feud was forged.
From then on, he didn't like Shao Mingxuan no matter what he looked at, he snatched Shao Mingxuan's biscuits in kindergarten, the young lady who liked Shao Mingxuan in elementary school, and then his parents had an accident. In order not to cause trouble for his elder brother, he seemed to lose everything. He lost interest, and the one who stayed by his side seemed to be this deadly enemy.
"Shao Mingxuan, why are we fighting?" Xu Zixun looked out the window with the corners of his mouth hooked.
Shao Mingxuan glanced at him, and opened his mouth with regret, "Because I don't want to share the same bed with you."
"Are you regretting it?" Xu Zixun turned his head with his chin in his hand, and looked at the other party with a half-smile, this expression confused Shao Mingxuan, his stern face was rarely a little excited, "You..."
"When we were in primary school, we were in that classroom, the second from left to right on the second floor."
"En." Shao Mingxuan couldn't keep up with his escaped thoughts.
"Pfft! They are counting from right to left, but Mr. Shao has such a big head that he can't tell the left from the right. It's so embarrassing."
Shao Mingxuan parked the car on the side of the road where no one was around, stroked Xu Zixun's face with his right hand, rubbed the tear mole in the corner of his eye with his thumb, and said seriously: "This is the left side, I know."
Xu Zixun didn't expect Shao Mingxuan to do this, so he just pretended to be aggressive. Although the two of them had physical contact before, they didn't have much contact. Now that they knew what the other was thinking, coupled with this ambiguous action, Xu Zixun's face gradually turned red, biting Gritting his teeth, he raised his leg and kicked Shao Mingxuan's thigh, "Fuck again? Who did you learn from? Teach me."
Shao Mingxuan grabbed Xu Zixun's wrist, leaned closer, and did not allow him to back down. His deep voice was filled with forbearance and anticipation, and he was very seductive in this small space, "Xiaohua, I asked last time, are you growing up?" Big, do you understand what I mean?"
On the contrary, Xu Zixun breathed a sigh of relief, afraid that Shao Mingxuan would not mention it, and he himself would not be able to pierce the window paper.Now that the other party mentioned it, he felt that he had nothing to hide, so Xu Zixun nodded immediately, "I said, you are stupid."
Shao Mingxuan, who was stunned by happiness, was immediately dumbfounded. He understood what he meant and came out with him. Is that what he thought?After being stupid, he still had a serious and expressionless face.
Xu Zixun clicked his tongue, and continued to turn his head and rest his chin to look out the window.
Seeing his expression, Shao Mingxuan became a little uncertain, always feeling so calm Xu Zixun... made him feel that he was acting affectionate again.If you press again, will they break up again?
Thinking of this, Shao Mingxuan frowned, and changed the subject: "Are you hungry? Do you want to eat something?"
Xu Zixun stretched out his hand to grab Shao Mingxuan's collar, and after pulling him over, he suddenly moved closer, shaking a little angrily: "I said, it's only ten o'clock, what are you going to eat! What are you afraid of? You shouldn't be excited at this time Shouting long live? Do you dare to be honest with me!"
"Little flower..."
"Don't call me that name! I'm already a 1.8-meter tough guy!"
"Little flower..."
"Don't bark! Hug me lightly! You're strangling me to death!"
"Little flower..."
"You mentally handicapped!"
……
"Hey, it's been half an hour. What do you mean? Just leave without saying a word." Xu Zixun patted the seat unbearably, and just hugged it all the time, are you tired?Since he is an idiot, he has been hugged for half an hour and has not spoken. If this continues, he can't bear it, okay?
"Hold me for a while, just for a while..." Shao Mingxuan was a little scared, afraid that Xu Zixun was making fun of him. After thinking about it for so many years, he suddenly got what he wanted, and he always felt like he was dreaming.If Xu Zixun was playing tricks on him, he might go back to sleep and tell him the next day: Are you dreaming?Eating something wrong?
Xu Zixun: "...mentally retarded!"
Shao Mingxuan: "Say what you just said again, I didn't hear clearly."
Xu Zixun: "I said you are mentally retarded."
Shao Mingxuan: "Fortunately, I'm not dreaming."
Xu Zixun: "...Magic barrier!" It's still an M!
……
After the long hug, Shao Mingxuan's original serious face completely turned into a expressionless and paralyzed face.Xu Zixun used to think that Shao Mingxuan was flirting with him on purpose, so he had many quarrels because of this.It was only later that I found out that Shao Mingxuan had a problem. When he was nervous, he would turn into a paralyzed face. Now he is like this. He must have been stunned by happiness and has forgotten to react.
In his previous life, he knew this habit very late, at least not at this time. If it was him in the past, he would definitely lose his temper with Shao Mingxuan, dissatisfied with the other party's flirting with him, how careless he was before No lungs.
Thinking of this, Xu Zixun patted Shao Mingxuan's handsome face distressedly, and sighed, "Baby daughter-in-law, let's go, we have been here for nearly an hour, good boy." This action is no different from the way he pats Big Big Wolf.
Shao Mingxuan started the car in a daze, and then he realized, "My dear wife?"
"Yeah, what else do you want?"
"I listen to you, as long as you are happy."
Xu Zixun: "..." It feels like something is not quite right.
From kindergarten to university, the two of them almost transferred to the whole city A.It was getting dark, and the two found a restaurant near the school that they had been to many times. After eating and drinking, they sat in the car with the windows open to enjoy the evening breeze.
Shao Mingxuan's expression was finally not so stiff, but he still held Xu Zixun's hand without letting go, and he didn't care about other people's gazes. He stared straight at Xu Zixun with a pair of sharp eyes, which was not a bad idea at all.
Because he was happy, Xu Zixun was overfed again, his stuffed stomach was a little full, and he was stroking his stomach for a while. Ren Shao Mingxuan took his hand, and his eyes fell on the bustling crowd inadvertently. He saw two familiar faces. Xu Zixun's eyes lit up.
Shao Mingxuan watched him stick his head out, smacked his lips in disgust, and then frowned when he looked at the people outside the car, his Xiaohua seemed to have a wrong attitude towards these two people.
"Tsk, I really didn't know that Second Uncle had so much time recently and cared so much for this wolf cub of unknown origin in our family."
Xu Yunliang and Xu Xiang'an were startled by Xu Zixun's words. After seeing Xu Zixun, their expressions were not only surprised but also flustered.
The author has something to say: Regarding the stalk of not being able to tell the left from the left, I can laugh for a long time just thinking about it, but my husband just can’t tell the left from the left.
Example:
one.Me: "Why are we merging in this lane? Didn't you say turn right?" My husband merged the car in the left lane and said solemnly: "Yes, keep to the right." Me: "Are you kidding me?" I!"
Second, my husband called a colleague: "You go to the meeting for me, remember to sit on the left hand side of the boss, and don't sit in the wrong seat." Me: "Where is the left?" My husband pointed to the right seriously.I:"……"
[-]. When posting couplets during Chinese New Year, my grandma said: "Paste the couplet on the right, taller ones go." Because I just got married and was embarrassed to expose someone who couldn't tell the left and right, I posted the couplet on the left with a calm face.My mother-in-law: "... this child, it seems that I didn't hear what I said." Me: "Pfft!"
Send it out quietly, so that no one can see it. People who want to save face are most afraid of exposing their weaknesses, 2333333333
Xu Zixun poured in the remaining half bag of baits, with the corners of his mouth curled up, thinking that each one was very cute, the big melon’s mouth was not so ugly as before, and the pattern on the little flower’s back didn’t look like Ming’s. Now, the appearance of the scavenger lying on the edge of the pool eating poop can also be regarded as the biological instinct of natural selection. Everything that seemed unreasonable before is understandable now, because he is going on a date.
After receiving Shao Mingxuan's call, Xu Zixun walked out briskly under the surprised eyes of everyone in the Xu family.Even Uncle Fu was sweating for him, the young master is really brave, he was clearly ordered not to go out and to take good care of his illness, but now he walked out ostentatiously.
Big Big Wolf saw his master running away, and followed up vigorously, still holding his leash in his mouth.
Xu Zixun pushed it, "Bulb back."
Big Big Wolf followed suit, biting Xu Zixun's trouser leg without letting go, even if he wanted to be alone, he didn't even think about it!
Looking at the coquettish Hui Tailang with its head on his waist, Xu Zixun took the leash and rubbed his hair, "Hear twice, be good~ Stretch out your claws and shake hands~ You are doing well." For those who like dogs, The dog raised by him is so close to the adorable Xu Zixun that he almost drifts away. He put a collar on Big Big Wolf, Xu Zixun pulled it to the corner of the wall, tied it to the railing, and waved his hands smartly, and come back to play with you again.
Big Big Wolf: "Aww..." Liar!
Seeing Big Big Wolf lying listlessly in the corner, his pitiful eyes were particularly touching, Uncle Fu hurriedly asked someone to coax him with a bone.A tall dog with a fragile heart, but also likes to play aggressively, be narrow-minded and protect the owner. It's really not easy to keep.
Shao Mingxuan watched Xu Zixun approaching with a smile on his cold face, and the fire that had been suppressed for four days continued to be suppressed...
Xu Zixun smiled brightly, and immediately asked, "Where are we going to play today?"
Shao Mingxuan▼_▼
"Didn't you say to take me out for a walk? Have no idea where to go?" Xu Zixun leaned on the car door, looked into Shao Mingxuan's eyes with some nostalgia, and said with a smile: "It's been a long time since I went out with you, How about we start from the place where we met, step by step, walk the road we have traveled for more than 20 years, and accompany me?"
All the dissatisfaction in Shao Mingxuan's heart was crushed by Xu Zixun's words, and Xu Zixun stepped on his thoughts of preaching, almost invisible.
He knew Xu Zixun's personality when his parents were still alive. He was a typical ghost, and when he became mischievous, even the teacher would avoid him.After both of his parents died, Xu Zixun suddenly became sensible. In order not to cause trouble for Xu Ziyuan, he learned to restrain himself.It’s obvious that you can’t be squeamish, but you prefer to be strong to death. You always want to be stronger than everyone, want to overwhelm others everywhere, don’t cry out for pain or suffering, don’t tell your family that you are lonely, and don’t tell your family when you can’t bear it. Being strong makes people Distressed.
But now he will tell himself that it hurts, and he will tell himself that he wants him to accompany him.
All dissatisfaction vanished at this moment, Shao Mingxuan's heart was filled to the brim, hooked by Xu Zixun's smile, he said with a cold handsome face, "Okay."
Xu Zixun got into the car excitedly, and asked while fastening his seat belt, "Go to kindergarten?"
Shao Mingxuan was still fascinated, and nodded seriously after hearing this, "Okay."
Feeling being led away by Xu Zixun again, Shao Mingxuan also smiled, feeling that he was sulking all his life before, and he was definitely an idiot, and he would save the account for later calculation, anyway, he would admit it in this life.
Xu Zixun looked out the window, the familiar road was full of memories.The two had known each other since kindergarten, and they had a fight when they met. He had forgotten the reason, but the feud was forged.
From then on, he didn't like Shao Mingxuan no matter what he looked at, he snatched Shao Mingxuan's biscuits in kindergarten, the young lady who liked Shao Mingxuan in elementary school, and then his parents had an accident. In order not to cause trouble for his elder brother, he seemed to lose everything. He lost interest, and the one who stayed by his side seemed to be this deadly enemy.
"Shao Mingxuan, why are we fighting?" Xu Zixun looked out the window with the corners of his mouth hooked.
Shao Mingxuan glanced at him, and opened his mouth with regret, "Because I don't want to share the same bed with you."
"Are you regretting it?" Xu Zixun turned his head with his chin in his hand, and looked at the other party with a half-smile, this expression confused Shao Mingxuan, his stern face was rarely a little excited, "You..."
"When we were in primary school, we were in that classroom, the second from left to right on the second floor."
"En." Shao Mingxuan couldn't keep up with his escaped thoughts.
"Pfft! They are counting from right to left, but Mr. Shao has such a big head that he can't tell the left from the right. It's so embarrassing."
Shao Mingxuan parked the car on the side of the road where no one was around, stroked Xu Zixun's face with his right hand, rubbed the tear mole in the corner of his eye with his thumb, and said seriously: "This is the left side, I know."
Xu Zixun didn't expect Shao Mingxuan to do this, so he just pretended to be aggressive. Although the two of them had physical contact before, they didn't have much contact. Now that they knew what the other was thinking, coupled with this ambiguous action, Xu Zixun's face gradually turned red, biting Gritting his teeth, he raised his leg and kicked Shao Mingxuan's thigh, "Fuck again? Who did you learn from? Teach me."
Shao Mingxuan grabbed Xu Zixun's wrist, leaned closer, and did not allow him to back down. His deep voice was filled with forbearance and anticipation, and he was very seductive in this small space, "Xiaohua, I asked last time, are you growing up?" Big, do you understand what I mean?"
On the contrary, Xu Zixun breathed a sigh of relief, afraid that Shao Mingxuan would not mention it, and he himself would not be able to pierce the window paper.Now that the other party mentioned it, he felt that he had nothing to hide, so Xu Zixun nodded immediately, "I said, you are stupid."
Shao Mingxuan, who was stunned by happiness, was immediately dumbfounded. He understood what he meant and came out with him. Is that what he thought?After being stupid, he still had a serious and expressionless face.
Xu Zixun clicked his tongue, and continued to turn his head and rest his chin to look out the window.
Seeing his expression, Shao Mingxuan became a little uncertain, always feeling so calm Xu Zixun... made him feel that he was acting affectionate again.If you press again, will they break up again?
Thinking of this, Shao Mingxuan frowned, and changed the subject: "Are you hungry? Do you want to eat something?"
Xu Zixun stretched out his hand to grab Shao Mingxuan's collar, and after pulling him over, he suddenly moved closer, shaking a little angrily: "I said, it's only ten o'clock, what are you going to eat! What are you afraid of? You shouldn't be excited at this time Shouting long live? Do you dare to be honest with me!"
"Little flower..."
"Don't call me that name! I'm already a 1.8-meter tough guy!"
"Little flower..."
"Don't bark! Hug me lightly! You're strangling me to death!"
"Little flower..."
"You mentally handicapped!"
……
"Hey, it's been half an hour. What do you mean? Just leave without saying a word." Xu Zixun patted the seat unbearably, and just hugged it all the time, are you tired?Since he is an idiot, he has been hugged for half an hour and has not spoken. If this continues, he can't bear it, okay?
"Hold me for a while, just for a while..." Shao Mingxuan was a little scared, afraid that Xu Zixun was making fun of him. After thinking about it for so many years, he suddenly got what he wanted, and he always felt like he was dreaming.If Xu Zixun was playing tricks on him, he might go back to sleep and tell him the next day: Are you dreaming?Eating something wrong?
Xu Zixun: "...mentally retarded!"
Shao Mingxuan: "Say what you just said again, I didn't hear clearly."
Xu Zixun: "I said you are mentally retarded."
Shao Mingxuan: "Fortunately, I'm not dreaming."
Xu Zixun: "...Magic barrier!" It's still an M!
……
After the long hug, Shao Mingxuan's original serious face completely turned into a expressionless and paralyzed face.Xu Zixun used to think that Shao Mingxuan was flirting with him on purpose, so he had many quarrels because of this.It was only later that I found out that Shao Mingxuan had a problem. When he was nervous, he would turn into a paralyzed face. Now he is like this. He must have been stunned by happiness and has forgotten to react.
In his previous life, he knew this habit very late, at least not at this time. If it was him in the past, he would definitely lose his temper with Shao Mingxuan, dissatisfied with the other party's flirting with him, how careless he was before No lungs.
Thinking of this, Xu Zixun patted Shao Mingxuan's handsome face distressedly, and sighed, "Baby daughter-in-law, let's go, we have been here for nearly an hour, good boy." This action is no different from the way he pats Big Big Wolf.
Shao Mingxuan started the car in a daze, and then he realized, "My dear wife?"
"Yeah, what else do you want?"
"I listen to you, as long as you are happy."
Xu Zixun: "..." It feels like something is not quite right.
From kindergarten to university, the two of them almost transferred to the whole city A.It was getting dark, and the two found a restaurant near the school that they had been to many times. After eating and drinking, they sat in the car with the windows open to enjoy the evening breeze.
Shao Mingxuan's expression was finally not so stiff, but he still held Xu Zixun's hand without letting go, and he didn't care about other people's gazes. He stared straight at Xu Zixun with a pair of sharp eyes, which was not a bad idea at all.
Because he was happy, Xu Zixun was overfed again, his stuffed stomach was a little full, and he was stroking his stomach for a while. Ren Shao Mingxuan took his hand, and his eyes fell on the bustling crowd inadvertently. He saw two familiar faces. Xu Zixun's eyes lit up.
Shao Mingxuan watched him stick his head out, smacked his lips in disgust, and then frowned when he looked at the people outside the car, his Xiaohua seemed to have a wrong attitude towards these two people.
"Tsk, I really didn't know that Second Uncle had so much time recently and cared so much for this wolf cub of unknown origin in our family."
Xu Yunliang and Xu Xiang'an were startled by Xu Zixun's words. After seeing Xu Zixun, their expressions were not only surprised but also flustered.
The author has something to say: Regarding the stalk of not being able to tell the left from the left, I can laugh for a long time just thinking about it, but my husband just can’t tell the left from the left.
Example:
one.Me: "Why are we merging in this lane? Didn't you say turn right?" My husband merged the car in the left lane and said solemnly: "Yes, keep to the right." Me: "Are you kidding me?" I!"
Second, my husband called a colleague: "You go to the meeting for me, remember to sit on the left hand side of the boss, and don't sit in the wrong seat." Me: "Where is the left?" My husband pointed to the right seriously.I:"……"
[-]. When posting couplets during Chinese New Year, my grandma said: "Paste the couplet on the right, taller ones go." Because I just got married and was embarrassed to expose someone who couldn't tell the left and right, I posted the couplet on the left with a calm face.My mother-in-law: "... this child, it seems that I didn't hear what I said." Me: "Pfft!"
Send it out quietly, so that no one can see it. People who want to save face are most afraid of exposing their weaknesses, 2333333333
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