Meet the scumbag Bai Yueguang

Fan Yao was buried in his book when the cell phone in his pocket rang suddenly. He took it out and clicked on it. It was a message from Kong Qinghua.

[Kong Qinghua: You still win people's hearts, why didn't I think of giving Mi Fan a mobile phone?You see, he made the child happy, and even made a special trip to Moments for this. This is the first time I have seen him post a post. 】

Du Mifan had QQ before, and the day the two became tablemates, Kong Qinghua added him as a friend, and walked around in his space by the way. The cleanliness of Du Mifan's space was comparable to that of Fan Yao's. There are photo albums. Fan Yao's photo album is full of flowers, plants, insects and fish, while Du Mifan's is full of sky, the kind of refined pictures that you can find online.

Kong Qinghua entered the space expectantly with the mentality of exploring the little secret of his new tablemate, and then retreated out in disappointment.

Now that Du Mifan posted a post on wx, Kong Qinghua, who was curious about it, could tell at a glance that this post was a metaphor for Fan Yao.As a tablemate who gets along day and night, he naturally also learned about Du Bifan's family situation. He was thinking about giving something to express his love and support for his friend, but he never expected Fan Yao to be there first.After all, his surname is Fan (fan), and he gave him a mobile phone, so he felt sorry for Fan Yao the first time he saw it.

Fan Yao stared at the message for a few breaths, then moved his finger and clicked on Moments.

There are a lot of people in his wx, and there are correspondingly a lot of people who like to post on Moments. It took two swipes to find Du Bifan's status.

[(Mobile) (Mobile) (Mobile)!Guess who the rice here refers to?Not me anyway. 】

The accompanying picture shows a child scooping porridge in a cauldron with a spoon the size of a shovel.

Fan Yao: "..." It's really not you, you should be Rice.

He swiped his finger down, and saw Kong Qinghua's comments, two consecutive comments, two minutes ago.

[Why such a picture?Oh, I understand, you are rice, you add some water to turn it into porridge, and you become Fan Yao, so you want to soak Fan Yao. (color)】

[Have an idea, good job, remember to call me the day you eat it, come on! 】

Fan Yao: "..."

His eyes moved slightly, and he glanced down, but he didn't see Du Bifan's reply.

I pointed my finger at the phone and refreshed the page several times. When I looked again, the status was gone, obviously it was deleted by someone.

I guess it will be deleted.Fan Yao raised his eyebrows, refreshed a few more times, and saw Du Mifan's new status, the time was 1 minute ago.

【(cell phone)! 】

The accompanying picture is a funny villain looking in the mirror, with a line of small characters written underneath: Online dating? I have thousands of fake photos. I have everything you like.

Fan Yao propped his chin with his left hand, looking at the green villain with heavy makeup.

He didn't turn off the phone, just waiting for the old god, and refreshed the phone every few breaths. When he swiped to the sixth time, there was a comment under that status, which was commented by Kong Qinghua.

【Online dating?Fan Yao has thousands of real photos, and he has all the looks you like. 】

Kong Qinghua loves to play with mobile phones, and loves to give likes and comments to acquaintances. As long as he has a good relationship, he will always be seen in the comment area below.

It is probably the only person who can comment on the emoticons in other people's status and the text on the emoticons in such a detailed way.

Fan Yao changed his right hand to support his head, and continued to refresh his phone casually. He wanted to see how soon Du Mifan would delete this status, but unexpectedly, he got a reply from the other party.

【Du Mifan: Can you shut up...】

Fan Yao chuckled, then swiped again, and this status disappeared.

Pointing to the screen of the mobile phone and continuing to swipe, but no more news about Du Bifan was found, probably because he was shocked by Kong Qinghua's "subtle" comment, and dared not post his status casually.

Tsk, watching it without fun, Fan Yao felt a little disappointed, curled his lips, moved his fingers, exited the Moments interface, and sent a message to Kong Qinghua.

[You talk a lot, so talk less in the future. 】

Kong Qinghua obviously didn't know that Fan Yao clicked in to read Moments after he finished speaking, and he didn't know that the other party would boringly view the entire interaction process between him and Du Bifan's Moments.

[Kong Qinghua:?What do you say? 】

[Kong Qinghua: Damn, why are you so nervous?Make it clear to me! 】

Fan Yao detested Wanren, quit the wx interface, and ignored him.

Du Bifan was very depressed, because he found that it was not easy to correct Kong Qinghua's habit of eating half and half of vegetables and buns.In the school cafeteria, Du Mifan sat opposite Kong Qinghua with a serious face, staring at him without blinking, with a thin bamboo pole in his hand.

Kong Qinghua took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun, looked up at him, Du Mifan picked up the bamboo pole and tapped his hand, pointing out: "If you bite too much on the back, bite the front instead."

"..." Kong Qinghua switched his mouth to the folded side of the steamed stuffed bun, and took a light bite.

Du Bifan was still dissatisfied: "Take another bite, this one is a bit small and not symmetrical."

Fuck me.Kong Qinghua was dissatisfied, and angrily put down the bun in his hand, angrily: "My mother doesn't care as much as you do!"

Du Bifan was not angry at all, and patiently taught him: "At the beginning, it will be a little uncomfortable, but for the sake of your future happy life, you have to learn to be patient until you eat steamed stuffed buns symmetrically, and vegetables and steamed buns are symmetrical. "

Kong Qinghua thinks this guy is probably crazy: "Why do I have to eat buns to be symmetrical? Who told you that I want to pursue Mingying's big horn? You are not my mother, why should you arrange a marriage for me!"

Du Mifan looked at the person sitting on the table next to him in surprise: "Fan Yao, this guy is thinking of getting married! It seems that we are not far away from being godfathers."

Kong Qinghua: "..." He propped the table and stood up and pulled Du Mifan's ear, with a look of disgust on his face, "Aren't your ears stuffed with donkey hair? I said I don't pursue Mingying! No Pursue!"

Du Bifan patted his hand away puzzled: "Why? I think you and Mingying are a perfect match."

Kong Qinghua grinned: "Because..."

"Who's talking about me!" Accompanied by Qingliang's shout, a hot-tempered girl with short hair ran over from outside the restaurant. Perhaps it was because of her running just now that her whole person looked hot, and her pretty face was also flushed. of.

Ming Ying came over and pushed Du Bifan aside to make room for herself, picked up the half-drunk mineral water on the table and took a few gulps of it.

Du Mifan didn't have time to stop her, watching her drink with her head up, looked teasingly at Kong Qinghua, and mouthed: "It's an indirect kiss."

"..." Kong Qinghua angrily snatched his water bottle from Ming Ying.

"Cut, stingy." Mingying rolled his eyes at him, then turned to look at Du Mifan who was beside him, Du Mifan was also looking at her with a smile, Mingying smiled, "Brother Fan is in a good mood today."

Du Bifan shook his head: "No."

Mingying put her hand on his shoulder, and smiled lovingly: "Tell my sister, what happened, what are you three talking about me here?"

Du Bifan smiled: "I didn't say anything."

"is it?"

Du Bifan nodded, very sure.

Mingying slapped him on the table with an elbow, locked his wrists and pulled his neck, Du Mifan's buttocks fell off the stool and sat on the ground.

Mingying looked down at him, while Du Mifan sat on the ground and looked up at her.

Ming Ying pinched his chin and looked back and forth a few times. She was full of aura, like those noble ladies who choose men's sex. Du Mifan turned her head to cooperate with her.

Turn up, down, left, and right.

After turning around for a while, Ming Ying seemed to have finished looking at her, let go of her hand regretfully, and commented: "I'm a little thin, I don't feel safe, otherwise I can consider accepting you as a harem."

Hearing this, Du Mifan jumped up from the ground, patted his buttocks, his movements were quick and sensitive, not as delicate as when he was beaten just now, he raised his hand and pulled a stool to sit next to Mingying, and concentrated on saying: "Then you like how is it like?"

Ming Ying was co-acted in a noble lady's bullying scene, and she was in a particularly happy mood. Hearing this, she pointed her finger and raised her eyebrows: "You are like this."

Good personality, know how to take care and tolerance, can be salty or sweet.

Du Mifan secretly raised his eyes to glance at Kong Qinghua on the opposite side, laughed dryly, grabbed Mingying's wrist and forced her fingers to change the direction, and clapped his hands in affirmation: "Yes, it is this direction."

Mingying looked at Kong Qinghua whose finger was pointed, smiled, and retracted his arm.

Kong Qinghua sat opposite and snorted coldly.

He hummed and Mingying hummed too.Du Mifan was instantly surrounded by the Second General Heng Ha, and decisively withdrew from the battlefield, and sat next to Fan Yao.

Fan Yao was wearing earphones, tapped his finger on the phone quickly, and was playing a game.

Du Mifan was sitting alone with nothing to do, looking around with his arms on his chin, and after a while he straightened up to watch Fan Yao play games, watching those slender and clean hands quickly pointing around on the screen, feeling: This hand is really amazing. Looks good, no, this game is really fun.

After Fan Yao played a round, he looked at the black head approaching to the side. Du Mifan saw him stop, raised his head, and blurted out, "Have you ever made a hand model?"

Fan Yao: "?"

Du Bifan seriously suggested to him: "It's just a hand model to help the store sell rings and bracelets and the like. You can try it when you have nothing to do in the future." After speaking, he looked at his palm and looked back and forth, "I can't do it. No, I don't have any flesh in my hand, it's too thin."

Same as chicken feet.

Fan Yao looked at his hand, it was indeed thin, but the bone shape was not bad, quite slender.Thinking of this, he lowered his head and glanced at Du Bifan's whole body.

He found that Du Mifan was not tall, but her whole body was very well-proportioned, her body was long and straight.

In addition to the hands, so are the two legs.

Fan Yao: "You can also try to be a model, don't all online shops need models now?"

Du Mifan pointed at himself when he heard the words: "Me? Forget it, I'm so ugly."

ugly?Fan Yao lowered his eyes and looked at his facial features. The heavens are full, and the facial features are well matched. They are not stunning but very attractive. The whole body has a gentle aura, which is very good-looking...

"Not ugly," he said.It's not drawn out, no matter how good-looking a person is, where can he see it?

Du Mifan patted him on the shoulder when he heard the words, smiled happily twice, and sincerely thanked him for comforting him.

Fan Yao then asked him: "Did you do any psychological hint?"

Fan Yao’s warm-up activity was very good. He not only gave him a mobile phone, but also gave him psychological counseling, asking him to get up and recite "I'm fine, I'm great" several times a day as a psychological hint for self-encouragement.

Du Bifan affirmed: "I did it, three times a day. How should I put it, the brainwashing effect is very good. I feel very powerful now..." He looked at his fingers and described his psychological feelings to Fan Yao. Peeling onions with one hand, and peeling apples with one hand, can go up to the sky, go down to the earth, and chat with the Stove Lord in his free time, and feel like he is the strongest man in the entire universe!"

Fan Yao: "..."

He jokingly tapped his forehead with his finger: "It's the ego, it's definitely not the brainwashing." He is the strongest man in the universe, but he is so unconfident about his appearance?He emphasized again: "Persist in doing it, every day."

Du Bifan nodded: "Okay, okay."