Meet the scumbag Bai Yueguang

On the day after the final exam, the team of four went shopping, Ming Ying and Kong Qinghua walked in front of it, and Du Mifan pulled Fan Yao behind to face the answer.

After getting it right for a while, I found that the ideas of the big questions are similar, and I can't remember the questions when I choose and judge, so it is simply wrong.

The square is surrounded by small vendors pushing small carts selling food. Ming Ying wanted to eat roasted gluten, so she turned to ask the three of them, "Do you want it?"

Fan Yao didn't want it, Kong Qinghua wanted one, and Du Mifan didn't want it either. He went straight to a woman's booth and picked and bought four corns, all of which were fruit corns, which were quite sweet.

Du Bifan was carrying the food bag, and just about to touch the money from his pocket, a big hand stretched out from the side, and handed the money over directly: "Let me do it." Du Bifan turned his head and looked over.

Fan Yao took the food bag from him, took one casually, wiped off a stump left on it, and took a bite: "Look at me."

Du Mifan took out his hand from his trouser pocket: "I have money."

Fan Yao: "Show off your wealth?"

"..." Du Mifan reached out and patted him on the back, and said with a smile, "You are the one to show off your wealth."

They bought a total of four, one for each of them, and the other two for Ming Ying and Kong Qinghua. The four of them stood on the side of the road and ate happily. Ming Ying and Kong Qinghua roasted gluten with their left hands and fruit corn with their right hands. I'm so happy, I don't know what it's like to be mixed together.

While eating, Du Bifan looked at the two people facing each other, and the more he looked at them, the more he felt that they were a good match.

One pretty, one handsome.

One is carefree, and the other is cheerful.

The height difference is 12cm, standing together is very harmonious and very good.The most important thing is to eat as much as you can.

There used to be a sincere relationship in front of me that I didn't cherish. If God gave me another chance, I must say to the two people in front of me, together!If there is a deadline, I hope you will be together for 1 years!If you don't fall in love yourself, it's great to watch others fall in love.

Especially sweet.

Du Bifan reached out and threw the gnawed corn cobs into the trash can, came to Mingying and Kong Qinghua, looked at them left and right, and said sincerely: "Winter is about to pass, spring is coming, everything is recovering, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, Are you two sure you don't want to have a sweet love?"

Kong Qinghua and Ming Ying both turned their heads to look at him when they heard the words.Du Mifan was surprised to find that their movements of turning their heads were the same, uniform, as if they had been trained, just one word, well matched.

Seeing that the eyes of the two were on him, Du Mifan cleared his throat and said with a smile, "Let me give you a little science introduction. The most suitable height difference between men and women is 12cm. If you get close enough to kiss each other's forehead, if you want to kiss It's also very convenient, you don't need to step on your feet, you don't need to bend over, you just need to lower your head and raise your head slightly..." He raised his hands and clapped them hard in the air, "I can kiss you without damaging the lumbar spine, It is very convenient and sweet to move the cervical spine.”

Kong Qinghua opened his mouth, the food in his mouth was about to drop from the sudden surprise of a large paragraph of matchmaker's quotations, and he looked at him dully.

Mingying's situation is not much better.

Du Mifan looked at Kong Qinghua with a smile: "Is it sweet?"

Kong Qinghua closed his mouth: "...you are paralyzed by sweetness."

Du Mifan looked at him in surprise, and turned to complain to Fan Yao: "He cursed people."

Fan Yao turned around and threw the gnawed corn on the cob, rubbed his nose with his fingers, lowered his head and suppressed a smile.

Du Mifan was frustrated by Kong Qinghua, and she came to Mingying again without giving up, and asked the same question: "Is it sweet?"

Mingying recovered from her stupefaction, and said with a half-smile: "I'm just wondering why I didn't find someone as tall as me? You don't need to raise your head to kiss directly, it's more convenient and sweeter."

Mingying reckoned that his height should be around 165, looking for a boy with a height of 165?If you look for it, you can find it. Standing together is not a good match.Du Mifan thought for a while after hearing this, then turned around and picked up a brick from the corner of the wall and handed it to her: "Here, I have this brick in hand, so you won't look up when you kiss from now on." After speaking, he threw the brick on the ground and stepped on it for her. After trying the effect, he added, "If you think it's not enough, you can carry one or two in each hand."

Du Mifan enthusiastically said: "This brick is also very convenient. You can wrap it in a cloth and put it in your schoolbag at ordinary times. Take it out when you need it. You can step on it for a kiss and pick it up to shoot someone. It suits your temperament very well."

Mingying: "..." What kind of temperament do I have? !You made it clear to me!

Fan Yao felt that he couldn't do it anymore, so he covered his eyes and squatted on the ground laughing like crazy.

They laughed and laughed for a while, and went to the supermarket to buy something. Du Mifan was going to help out at the restaurant tomorrow, so he didn't cook at night. He planned to buy a pack of quick-frozen dumplings for himself and cook them. Mingying searched for yogurt in the freezer , Kong Qinghua took an ice cream and had nothing to buy, so he stood by and waited.

When Mingying found the cabinet next to him, she raised her eyes: "Let me go."

Kong Qinghua stepped aside and snorted.

Mingying closed the cabinet and looked at him: "Huh, what are you talking about?"

Kong Qinghua: "What do you care what I hum?"

Mingying looked at him suspiciously, and after a while, he asked tentatively, "You don't really want to kiss me, do you?"

Kong Qinghua sneered: "What are your strengths? I want to kiss you."

Mingying frowned and thought for a moment, "For example, am I a woman?"

Kong Qinghua: "..." His ears were a little red, and he whispered, "Thick-skinned, you don't look like a girl at all." After speaking, he took out a box of yogurt from the freezer next to him and handed it to her, "This kind of Not bad, try it."

Mingying looked at the yogurt in his hand, and then at him. Kong Qinghua avoided her gaze, turned around, and strode out: "Let's go after shopping."

Mingying looked at his back thoughtfully.

Fan Yao had nothing to buy. He leaned against the freezer with his arms crossed and watched Du Mifan pick and choose dumplings inside. Du Mifan wanted to eat shepherd's purse, but also wanted to eat lotus vegetable. He couldn't make up his mind for a while. Date, I looked at the food ingredients again, and finally chose a pack of pork with leeks.

Fan Yao: "..."

Du Mifan came out of the food section and went to the daily chemical section to pick up a roll of toilet paper. Fan Yao walked beside him and asked, "Aren't you going to the museum tomorrow?"

How could Du Bifan have time to go to the museum: "You guys go, I won't go, have fun."

Fan Yao knew that he wanted to earn some living expenses during the winter vacation, so he didn't force it.

The Fan family attaches great importance to the education of their children, especially extracurricular activities. Recently, a batch of cultural relics entered the city museum, and they urged the second and third children to look at them.

Kong Qinghua was going too, and made an appointment with Fan Yao in front of the museum at nine o'clock in the morning. Fan Yao didn't get up until eight o'clock, opened the quilt and went downstairs sleepily, and saw his silly second sister Fan Xiao in the living room Busy back and forth, looking in the mirror and putting on lipstick.

"What are you doing?" Fan Yao lazily walked to the sofa and sat down in his slippers, closed his eyes, and continued to regain his senses, as if he was going to sleep again.

Fan Xiao put on her lipstick and kicked him: "Get up, go change your clothes and wash your face, I'm making an appointment with someone."

Fan Yao ignored her, turned his head to the side, and continued to sleep with his head leaning against the back of the sofa.

"Did you hear that?" Fan Xiao kicked him a few more times, and then pointed to her lips to show him: "Come on, Yao, show me the color of this lipstick looks good?"

Fan Yao opened his eyes weakly, looked at her red lips, and closed his eyes again: "That's right, I ate a few children, and they are bloody."

"Eat your head."

Fan Xiao pouted in the mirror and looked at it. She thought the color was pretty good, with flaming red lips and a strong aura. Her upper body was an off-white shawl with a black sweater, her lower body was a gray-and-white plaid skirt, and she wore beige high-heeled shoes. She was dressed in a smart and stylish outfit , it seems that he is going on a date, and there is no sign of going to a museum at all.

It's true that she didn't go to the museum, the museum was just a cover.

She made an appointment with her classmates to go out to play.

Fan Yao was walking around in the living room on high-heeled leather boots, and the leather boots made a "thud-thump" sound when they stepped on the marble floor. Fan Yao was so disturbed that he couldn't sleep, and squinted at her: "You are busy!" What? In love?"

Fan Xiao stepped on her high-heeled shoes and ran over with a "hush" sound, beckoning him, "Be quiet."

Fan Yao sat up from the sofa and stretched his shoulders: "What are you afraid of? Parents are not at home now."

Fan Xiao: "The walls have ears."

Who was eavesdropping on your privacy, Fan Yao was speechless.

Fan Xiao picked out a small leather bag from her room, looked at it with her back on her back, and turned around to find that Fan Yao was still sitting on the sofa wearing pajamas as a wooden stake, and couldn't help being angry: "I said, can you hurry up, big man What are you talking about, go change your clothes!"

Fan Yao sat there indifferently, letting her urge her non-stop, and finally asked, "Are you really in love?"

Fan Xiao stretched out her hand and pulled him up: "Don't worry about me, go upstairs and change!"

The siblings are three years apart, but Fan Yao is a full head taller than Fan Xiao. Fan Yao is used to looking down at her, raising his gaze abruptly, and glancing down at her attire, hating the sky, no wonder.But it doesn't look like she's going to the museum. Since she doesn't go, it's just me and Tsinghua, me and Tsinghua......

Fan Yao glanced at the copper wall clock and quartz landscape clock in the living room, turned around and went upstairs. Naturally, he was not going to change clothes, but to catch up on sleep. He wanted to finish the paper last night before going to sleep. He slept a little late. Will still be very sleepy.

Fan Yao went upstairs, covered his mouth and yawned: "You go first, I'll go back to sleep." After speaking, he leaned on the railing on the second floor to see the other party frowning at him, thought for a while and said, "I don't I'll tell Mom, just come back early and don't spend the night outside."

Fan Xiao's angry expression faded away, and then she was overjoyed: "Really?"

"Tsk, if mom knows it, I'll know it. Who is preventing you from talking about it? Look, I've coaxed you." Fan Yao stood on the second floor, despising her every day.

Fan Xiao said confidently: "The key is that we didn't talk about it. It's just a classmate relationship. I'm trying my best to catch up with your sister. Everyone knows how embarrassing I will be if I fail."

After a long time, it turned out to be unrequited love.The corner of Fan Yao's mouth twitched, and he nodded: "Good job, then you work hard." After speaking, he waved his hand, opened the door and entered his room, lay down on the bed and continued to sleep.

The sound of high heels downstairs rang for a while and then disappeared in the distance. Fan Yao huddled under the soft quilt, turned over, and fell asleep completely.

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