In order to survive, I do many jobs

In Shinjuku, Orihara Rinya took off the earphones and threw them behind him. The expensive electronic products fell to the ground and made a "snap" sound, and the sound of electric currents was pronounced a death sentence.The owner of the headset completely ignored the money he wasted, and stared at the screen in front of him with black eyes.

Orihara Rin also crossed his hands on his chin, and looked indifferently at the crying black-haired girl on the screen, and the player-controlled character X who fell beside the girl and whose life and death were unknown.

The girl has a pair of extremely beautiful iris-colored eyes, and her tearful appearance just wants to make people shout "Oh hoo", but only the players of this game understand that there is a devil's heart hidden under this angelic face.

【Zaizi: Mr. X, have you forgotten our past relationship?That year Xinghua Weiyu you said... Hey, it was a wrong payment after all! 】

Orihara Lin also rolled the mouse, and turned to a deciphered plot that he had previously opened up. It was clearly written in black and white: That year, when the apricot blossoms were lightly raining, Zaizi killed Mr. X, a childhood sweetheart, two confidante, three gaming wives, almost Let Mr. X go beyond this point.

But now this woman actually has the face to beat her up, trying to blame all the mistakes on the players, and trying to maintain her image of a pure and innocent little white flower at all costs, it is really shameless.

The most irritating thing is that the player can't reveal her true face yet, otherwise the plot [Miss Zaizi's backstab] will play out in the next second and then GG directly.

The planning simply put the word "eccentricity" throughout, and just told the players bluntly: the wife of the paper man is my true love, and you are just a group of workers who move bricks for me. It is difficult to make me laugh with your ugliness My wife, wow!

Although the above voice comes from Orihara Rinya's imagination, he is sure that An and Qianye must think so: she wants to persecute Osamu Dazai—otherwise she wouldn't use Miss Zaizi to run with the ball? The story of escape from marriage is used as the title of the work, but she is also a senior chef. When watching Dazai Osamu, she comes with an eighteen-layer soft light filter, so the only ones who suffer in the end are innocent players who click into the game.

"Why can this game get No.2?" Orihara Rin was also puzzled. He also played the No.1 Edgar Allan Poe's work. The framework is tight, the plot is reasonable and the reasoning is wonderful. It is a well-deserved No.1. Orihara Rin Ye's vote was also for Poe.

By the way, "Gan Le" and "My Dad Taught Me to Fly an Airplane in Hawaii", who have been competing in the rankings since the game of the bald boy, competed all the way from the story of Miss Quanzi to the story of Edgar Allan Poe, and finally they both competed in Zai Miss Zi's story failed.

I remember that night, Kudo Shinichi, who was tortured to death by Miss Zaiko’s capriciousness, contacted his lifelong enemy Kanle-chan for the first time through the game chat bar. Victory is handed over to others.

My dad taught me to fly a plane in Hawaii: Brother, I can't do it anymore, you go.

Gan Le: ...

Gan Le: Reconciliation, the world is wrong, not us.

Looking at the above-mentioned ultimate OOC dialogue that almost broke away from the human design, we can know: what did these two game boys look like after being tossed by Miss Zaizi?

Orihara Linya originally wanted to change his mind and start a new life, and never touch anything that had anything to do with An and Qianye again.In the few contacts, he has fully understood how devilish this person is, he is the root of all evil, and he was completely persecuted by her before he started to make trouble. If this continues, his dark world Do you want to be the number one intelligence dealer?

However, humans are creatures full of curiosity, especially cat-type men. If there is any question that has not been concluded, this question will be as attractive as a cat teaser hanging in front of them. Itching to stretch out a paw to scratch.

Orihara also couldn't figure out the reason why Miss Zaizi, a neurotic gamer, won the second place with the work of all the contestants. During that time, he didn't eat well, and he was scratching his head and wanting a result.

The withdrawal reaction is painful, and in the end, Orihara Lin couldn't resist the temptation, so he clicked on the little wife running with the ball game again, so there was the scene at the beginning: he smashed his hands again. own new headphones.

"No, I still can't understand." Orihara Lin also pushed the screen away, not wanting to see the mocking appearance of the girl whining and pretending to cry. He took out his handheld and clicked on the official website of the bald boy, wanting to see those Did the players who voted for Miss Zaizi be humiliated by An and Qianye?

"I remember she said that she is very good at metaphysics." Orihara Rin also looked serious, and began to think about whether to ask a master to turn on his computer to drive away evil spirits.

Unsurprisingly, most of the official website is full of complaints about Miss Zaizi’s difficulty and accusations against the dog’s plan for not being a human being. Many of the words in it have deeply resonated with Orihara Lin, and she can’t wait to cross the network cable and shout "confidant" , Hold the hand of the big brother who is in the same disease and pity each other, and worship online.

But soon he discovered that these people were wrong!While angrily denouncing the unconscionable planning and Zaizi's artificiality, they secretly switched the trumpet and shouted his wife under Zaizi's character portrait. The dog-licking temperament was fully revealed, which fully demonstrated what it means: human The essence is a double standard, and my bottom line is that I have no bottom line.

"However, there are not so many Yangou?" Orihara Lin also swiped the mouse to browse one by one, "There are so many players, there must be at least one or two normal people who can see through the essence of demons!"

That's right, there is, but you can't think of it: these people are Miss Amway Zaiko's boss.

It's easy to understand why I want to introduce her to you because my wife is so good. There are many players with such thoughts. Although they will vote for Miss Zaizi, they may not take the initiative to Amway this game.

Not so with normal players.They are all poor people who were tortured to death by Miss Zaizi. They struggled to leave the game. While trying to stay away from nightmares, they became addicted to abuse. It is not enough to be killed by Miss Zaizi once or twice every day.

In order to drag more players into the water and let the world feel their pain, they resolutely made their debut as idols, and they became popular, resolutely resolutely turned into rainbow butt ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba, and worked hard in the anonymous discussion forums of major games To beautify the Amway game, utter some lies including but not limited to the following:

"If you are a man, go and attack Miss Zaizi, the real Yamato Nadeko, don't say you can't"

"Point ♂ Me ♂ Watch ♂ Little ♂ Jiao ♂ Wife ♂ 108 Heart-touching Little Details (Love) (Love)"

"Shock!The game that must not be seen by parents is actually...》

"The comment section is full of talents..." Orihara Lin also looked at the ignorant and deceived otaku under the post. For some reason, when he thought that more people would be tortured by Miss Zaizi, he suddenly became happy and felt that He is not so unlucky, and there are thousands of big brothers accompanying him to Huangquan, which is heart-warming.

"Then, Ganle-chan can also contribute to the ranking of good friends~" Changing into a cute and girlish tone, Orihara Lin also opened the anonymous chat room of DOLLARS to share the game link.

Gan Le: Help me, join my team and win the hearts of beautiful girls (love)

Seton: ...

Tanaka Taro: All right, I'll take a look right away.

Yokohama, in the Armed Detective Agency, Yosano Akiko slowly glanced at the options given on the computer screen, reached out and beckoned to the handsome colleague lying on the sofa, "Dazai, come and have a look, which one to choose?"

"What?" Osamu Dazai took off the little red book that covered his face, exposed half of his eyes and looked at the most unprovoked female doctor in the detective agency, "Do you have something to do with Dr. Xie Ye and need my help?"

"Because if it's Dazai, he should know how to attack Miss Zaiko." Yosano Akiko said calmly, "I'm stuck, come and help me."

Hearing the words "Miss Zaizi", Dazai had a toothache, and he knew who did the good deeds just by the name. Qianye's courage is really getting bigger and bigger. What exactly did she do in the field that he doesn't know? what!

"Let me see..." Osamu Dazai sat up from the sofa, walked to the screen with Yosano Akiko, bent down and read the options.

[At this moment, your childhood sweetheart, Ms. Mustard, is inviting you to dinner, and you went to the bathroom because of the urgency to urinate, but you just happened to meet your runaway wife, Zaizi, who came to work in the hotel to save enough money for milk powder Miss, Zaizi was very surprised when he saw you: "Mr. X, why are you here?"]

Option [-]: "Why am I here? Well, of course I'm here to catch you! Woman, you can't escape from my grasp."

Option [-]: "I already have a new love, Mustard is gentle and sweet, many times better than you, please go, don't pester me."

Option [-]: "I urinate urgently and frequently and can't stop urinating, so I have a meal with the doctor to discuss the surgery."

Option [-]: "I came because Miss Zhongzi said you were here. How have you been all these years?"

"Hmm..." Dazai Osamu paused for a moment on "Miss Mustard" and "Miss Neutron", "Choose three."

"Why?" Yosano Akiko raised an eyebrow, "Shouldn't you normally choose four?"

"No, if it's a game made by Qianye, then her name should be taken on purpose." After seeing that not only himself was being persecuted, Osamu Dazai was suddenly relieved, and was willing to help his colleagues, "Zaizi It should be a master-student relationship with Jiezi, and they will team up to stab them in the back when they choose one and two, and Zhongzi is Zaizi's mortal enemy, so it is too obvious to choose four to lie."

"How do you know so clearly? I haven't played the following plot yet." Yosano Akiko listened to Dazai Osamu's choice of three, and she survived this death and asked questions.

Not only does he know this, he can even be sure that the unscrupulous doctor who will treat Mr. X with urgent urination, frequent urination and incessant urination should be named Miss Morizi.No one in Hong Kong can escape, and they will definitely be clearly and clearly harmed by Qianye.

"Anyway, just play around with Dr. Xie Ye and you'll know." Osamu Dazai vaguely answered the question.He took out his phone and glanced, "Is there an official award ceremony for the bald boy today? Miss Zaizi is No.2, right?"

"That's right, and in order to protect the privacy of the winners, only staff members are present in the offline award presentation, and the winners will experience their 3D wearable devices for free, and use virtual images to communicate with fans on the Internet."

Yosano Akiko looked at the content pushed by the official blog and said, "I remember that the author of No.2 is that super famous game player, right? The anchor with the number one Jungle fans, the top chef who cooks mackerel, and loves to eat mackerel My cats...why are they all mackerel?"

Osamu Dazai covered his face silently, he didn't know anything, so don't ask him.At this moment, Osamu Dazai finally understood how terrifying the girl's revenge is and what Qianye meant by "I will send you to debut in every field you are not familiar with".

Mistakes made by youth and recklessness will always have a day of retribution. As for the relationship between the "Mackerel Worship Cult" active in Tokyo and Qianye, Osamu Dazai no longer wants to delve into it.What can he do, but he can only choose to forgive her.

There is a time difference between the United States and Japan. I didn't know that Osamu Dazai was going to stay up all night to watch my live broadcast. Now I am addicted to the happiness of rua the little raccoon.

"Carl! Mommy's baby! Mommy loves you!" I hugged the soft little raccoon and sucked hard. Carl's shiny black bean eyes looked at me without blinking, and his tail hooked my wrist.

I've never loved my King Power so much, fluffy is the best!All face-based and signatures have to stand aside!

"That... please, please return Carl to us." Mr. Po stood beside him, his outstretched hand drooping weakly, his eyes were covered by thick bangs, his whole body was slumped and depressed, and he almost " Social terror" was typed on the public screen, and I looked at me like a villain who robbed his wife.

"Mr. Poe! Please sign for me!" I put Carl on my head, took out a stack of autograph paper and a water-based pen from my pocket, and slapped it on the table, speaking like a villain who robbed a woman, "What? When the time is over, when will I return Carl to you."

"Are you really my fan?" Mr. Po, who was oppressed by me, complained in a low voice while signing his signature aggrievedly, why he didn't feel my admiration for him at all.

"Of course, Mr. Po, I can do it." I stroked Carl's hair lovingly, "But because I was super competitive and lost this competition, I decided not to admire you for a day, that's today. So there is no special treatment for idols."

"I think you're playing tricks on me." Don't look at his decadent face, Mr. Po, who has been busy all year round, has amazing hand speed. He finished signing the stack of autograph papers I gave him, and successfully redeemed himself. Bald buddy.

"Mr. Po." I asked the staff to put on the 3D equipment for me and said to him, "If you don't get used to the live broadcast later, you can hide next to me, I'm super professional."

If a society fears a global live broadcast, it will most likely cost him half his life. I don't know why Mr. Po agreed to the organizer's request.

"Thank you, but we have a reason to stand up!" Ellen Poe swept away the decadence just now, clenched his fists and said, "I was once defeated by a detective, and I can't be reconciled anyway. After so many years of training, Although I still failed to defeat Ranpo-kun in the bald boy, I will not give up! I must compete with him again!"

Ranbu-kun?oh!The detective boy whose ID is "Bozi Soda" completely ignored Miss Izumi's show of love but was able to advance the progress of the main story to 98%.Indeed, Mr. Po has always been ranked fourth, and Detective Boy, Fei Jia and I pressed on his head and remained motionless.

I didn't know that Fei Jia was actually the "Crime and Punishment" on the list of bald boys until I joined The House of the Dead and the Five Decays. Seeing his ascetic appearance, I thought he had no interest in galgames.He said no, but his body was quite honest.

I admire Mr. Po's spirit of never giving up, but after the official live broadcast started, I looked at Mr. Po who suddenly got stuck, and couldn't bear to tell him: Detective Boy never seems to watch the live broadcast.

It doesn't matter, Osamu Dazai will definitely read it. Detective Boy is now a colleague of him, so he should be able to know more or less about your gauntlet.For such things as determination, it is enough to be brave enough to speak out, don't be careless!

"Hi, everyone! I'm your dear anchor Chiyumao, do you still remember me after so long?" It was the first time I really experienced the shape of a girl with devil cat ears, and it felt quite novel. The mackerel allegro in my hand is also perfectly reproduced, which makes me feel very cordial.

"Cross talk? Today is not about cross talk, today is the game zone." I skillfully held the mackerel allegro and hit it twice, "I will play the story of Miss Zaizi live, has anyone cleared the finale... No? It’s not that hard, isn’t it difficult?”

Compared to the real one who is difficult to deal with, Zaizi can already be called innocent and cute, and you players in this class are not good enough.

Driven by the official host of the bald boy and the well-known anchor, Mr. Po also joined our topic and briefly chatted about his creative background and Easter eggs.Although the whole process was relatively silent, Mr. Po's explosive declaration of challenge at the end was really exciting. People who didn't know thought he was proposing marriage.

"Aren't we too excited..." After the live broadcast, Mr. Poe squatted in a corner and shut himself up. Carl called twice to comfort the master, but only received a weak response from Ellen Poe.

"Yeah, 'No matter where I am, I think of you all the time, the first meeting with you will always be engraved in my heart' or something, it's more like a confession than a challenge letter, I believe the detective boy will definitely treat you Impressive." I patted his head to appease him and said, "It can be regarded as achieving the goal, and I want to open it up."

"I can't think about it." Mr. Po squatted on the spot and drew a circle, "I still have a lot of work to do, but everything is to prepare for the battle with Lord Ranbu, and I will never admit defeat!"

"Work?" I asked puzzled, "Isn't Mr. Po a mystery novelist? Does the new job mean the new serialization?" I have new food to eat?

"No, it's the job of the Guild." Poe shook his head, "I joined the Guild because their leader Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald's goal is Yokohama, and we can go with them .”

Fitzgerald... This name seems to be a little bit familiar, and I seem to have a business card of him.

"He's going to Yokohama? Why?" I asked.

Although doubts were raised, people with supernatural powers from other countries would come to Yokohama mostly for one purpose - the "book" hidden in a corner of Yokohama.

"It seems to be because of his daughter." Poe said uncertainly. Fitzgerald did not explicitly state his purpose, but he is a good enough detective, and he can still know a lot through some details.

"Daughter..." I thought of Mrs. Zelda. I didn't know where the clothes she bought for her daughter were sent, and I didn't know whether she would gradually despair amid repeated disappointments while waiting for her daughter's reply.

Come here, let's visit her by the way.

"Mr. Poe," I took out the business card Mr. Fitzgerald gave me from my pocket, and shook it at him, "If you don't mind, take me back to the base?"

"No problem, you really have a wide range of friends." Poe stood up holding Carl, "I remember, you are also from Yokohama?"

"Yes," I stretched, "I have friends all over Japan. If it wasn't for work, who would run around? I want to stay at home too."

"Is this the age to consider working?" It was obviously a few months away from becoming an adult.

"Because I bear the burden of supporting my family." I patted Mr. Po on the shoulder, "Just like you are raising Carl, it's a sweet burden."

"I see, that's understandable." Poe nodded, "So, your job doesn't matter? Wouldn't it delay your business if you choose to go to the Guild with me?"

No, when I returned to Russia, I changed the code besides coding. I almost threw up after typing on the keyboard. I stole Fei Jia’s technology intermittently.

I'm so mad, although the rats in the house of death and the five decays of heaven and man have provided me with double the progress experience bar of the main task, but they are also the only two organizations that let me do things without even paying a penny of wages to the black-hearted organization, the public security over there bro They all applied for informant subsidies for me, only Fei Jia, a stingy rat.

"Actually, I'm thinking about changing jobs." I had a deep expression on my face, "My boss has delayed my salary for nearly half a year, so working for him is a waste of money."

"How can there be such shameless people in the world?" Mr. Po defended me, and I nodded, "Yes, and they are still bosses, and they have nowhere to reason. I am miserable."

"It would be great if Mr. Fitzgerald was willing to take me in. I am good at murder and arson, robbery, profit from lending, intelligence transactions, game play, homework writing, punch card signing... I am skilled in everything. I can do everything, I can go out to work and write paperwork, and I don’t ask for five social insurances and one housing fund, just give me annual leave.” I promoted myself, “As long as he doesn’t mind me working part-time in other jobs.”

"Do you have other part-time jobs?" Mr. Po silently counted the business forms I reported just now, and suddenly looked at me wrongly.

"It's a long story." I avoided the important and ignored the trivial, "In short, I can do anything, boss, think about it." High-tech compound talents understand.

Mr. Poe, who was amazed by my versatility, took me to meet Mr. Fitzgerald, the leader of the Guild.To my surprise, before I had time to take out the business card he gave me and tell the story of my relationship with his wife in a foreign country, Mr. Fitzgerald rushed forward and held my shoulder excitedly. Filled with the excited glow of seeing a savior.

"I hired you to be my goddaughter."

Me: "Huh?"

Friends, I am not selling myself.

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Qianye: Will I have a new family after Jungle's elder brother and sister (?) younger brother and uncle?