In order to survive, I do many jobs

Hello everyone, I am Anhe Qianye, I was 15 years old, welcome everyone to attend my memorial ceremony, and thank all friends who lit candles and presented flowers for me.

Thank you for your care and support all the way, farewell, my dear friends!

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Alright friends, I'm back from the end of the cycle.Ask for a bottle of quick-acting heart-rescue pills with a lot of money, and send it to the office of Dazai cadre in the Yokohama Koguro Building. Please do not choose to pay on delivery.

I am still full of hope and confidence in life, but life insists on attacking my little cat, and I feel bitter.

As the saying goes, new semester brings new hope, we have to spend every day with hope in mind.

But who can tell me why I encountered such a crisis on the first day of school, and was forced to torture me mercilessly in the office by my devil boss.

When Osamu Dazai stood up, the light source behind him was blocked by his figure, casting a shadow that just completely enveloped me, creating a sense of oppression.

That good-looking kite pupil clearly had a smile on it, but when you looked closely, it couldn't reach the bottom of the eyes, showing a kind of coldness and sharpness for no reason.

The faint smell of blood under the bandage and the cool scent of medicine lingered at the tip of my nose, like being swallowed by the deep sea, silent and desperate.

Osamu Dazai is the source of all contradictions, and the end of the source is endless black.

To be honest, I was indeed a little afraid of him, a subtle sense of fear that would not appear on a normal day, it was only at this moment that it popped up like a small mushroom and bloomed everywhere in my body.

Of course, this does not affect me to complain about him crazily in my heart. An excellent complainer must stick to his heart one second before the dog is on the leash.

Again, this fear is only superficial, it cannot shake my determination and purpose, nor can it take away my desire to live.

Hmm... It might be better to use "counseling" instead of being afraid, but counseling doesn't sound good...

Have!Congxin, that's right, I just followed my heart's choice!

Good Chinese literature is still meaningful, and the art of language is broad and profound.Teacher, I don't dislike you for talking nonsense anymore.

Back to the topic, my brain is spinning fast while I stop explaining, and the blood flowing with the blood of the [-]-year-old is constantly providing inspiration. I don't need to construct such an elaborate lie, as long as all the doubts appear reasonable.

Osamu Dazai's tone seemed to be questioning the old father of his daughter's puppy love. To this day, I still don't understand why so many people want to be my father.

Is it fun to be a daddy...or do I seem to be particularly paternal?Wonderful.

Early love is a small matter, but [-]-year-old is a big matter.

Don't look at Mr. Dazai's usual way of talking to me, as long as there is any sign of my secret contact with the winery, he will immediately take me to the torture room and perform the knife himself, sending me to hell.

Erwuzi, what a high-risk occupation.Today's crisis is a test for me, if you fail, you will succeed.

I'm so flustered, I want to pretend to be disconnected, just delete the number and try again.

Just give me the stage, and I can immediately perform an in-situ amnesia for him.

It's a pity that the game of life is not saved, I hate it.

Calm down, think about the flaws I showed first, except for the aroma of coffee, I swear there are no other details.

How did he sniff out such a little smell?I could not understand.

Osamu Dazai, first wrote my favorite weekly magazine "Chuya-kun who refuses to admit defeat this week" like a writer, and then smelled the aroma of coffee like a canine animal...

He, could he be the legendary... Wenhao Stray Dog?

[What a cold joke. 】The system complained, 【Now is not the time to think about these things, cub!Quick, use your little brains! 】

"Is it cold?" I thought I was being humorous and a little hurt.

What's wrong with the bad jokes, I like bad jokes.

Don't worry, I'm a super cautious detective, I won't overturn easily!

"Because of today's latte special at the cafe," I looked at the thick stack of paperwork in Osamu Dazai's hand with accusing eyes, "I didn't take a break for a minute after school to get the documents that Mr. Dazai needed. , so I don’t have time to chat with people.”

Very good, let me change a topic first, the art of embedding flowers and grafting trees!

The first of the popular "108 Ways to Excuse Yourself in the Face of Girlfriend's Questioning" on the Internet: hit back, direct the mistake to the other party, imply that he will reflect on himself, so as to ignore your sins.

I think this book is more like a crash guide to scumbags, but whoever it is, let me use it first.

Life is like a play, it depends on acting.

"Really? Qianye is really hardworking." Dazai Osamu said lightly, "Have you stayed in the cafe after school to write documents? Mr. Mori will also feel gratified because of Qianye's hard work."

What did he want to do when he mentioned Mori Ogai at this time?Is it implying that if I don't tell the truth again, I will be sold to a young girl?I am 15 years old, and I have exceeded Mr. Mori's hunting range. If you can't sell it for a good price, wake up!

I can't wait to grab his collar and shake it desperately, listening to the sound of water swaying in his head.

It must be due to the fact that sharks have entered the water too frequently, Osamu Dazai's clever mind is filled with sea water.I lifted his skull today and cleaned it up for him.

"I haven't been writing documents all the time." I lowered my head, pretending to be ashamed of being caught fishing, "...and playing games online with people."

God knows, I've never been ashamed of fishing at work, and I'm sure Osamu Dazai felt the same way.

Moyu master and apprentice duo, why do they have to hurt each other?

I don't believe that Osamu Dazai is really loyal to Mori Ogai, but I'm not sure how far the game between them has gone.

Tsk, I don't want to be a pawn on their chessboard.

Unless they're playing checkers.

Regardless of whether Osamu Dazai just wanted to deceive me today on a whim or for other purposes, as long as he has no substantive evidence, I will use my penetrating tongue trained in cross talk to fool him.

It really doesn't work... I'll tell him another cross talk, and use the devilish hahaha to overwhelm his reason.

Sand sculpture is my last hole card, don't force me to do it!

"I joined Haichang's game research department, and the director was a cowardly and useless otaku. He hugged my thigh and cried begging me to take him with him. His tone was too manly and silent, so I helped him up bravely. "

My tone is so condescending. This sentence firstly explained the reason why I fished and played games, and secondly, it cleverly explained the lofty status of Dazai Osamu in my heart-the minister asked me to fight for me. I am reluctant, you want me I am very active in acting.

Contrast creates a gap, and the gap creates superiority. Who doesn't like the feeling of being favored? I love you so much.

Osamu Dazai used three consecutive questions on me, and I used skills to break through them one by one, and there was still one last question.

This doggie asked me why I looked so happy.

You are only allowed to mourn, and I am not allowed to laugh?You authoritarian.

"I am very happy every day. Hong Kong and black pistachios are talking about me." Osamu Dazai was too tricky, so I couldn't look super because I finally got rid of his oppression and returned to a peaceful campus life. are you happy?

Did Osamu Dazai think that I would be so sad after leaving him?He is so narcissistic.

Well, it seems that I am not yet a professional expression management master, and I need to learn more.

Is it because of the promise of double salary that I got carried away today?My acting skills need to be honed a lot.

When I successfully graduate from Osamu Dazai, the Oscar statuette will definitely be in my pocket.

The appeal is over.

The above is the testimony of the defendants? An and Qianye, please ask the plaintiff & jury & judge? Osamu Dazai to think about whether to reduce the sentence.

...This kind of court where one person plays multiple roles is illegal, can I appeal?

Osamu Dazai: No.

In addition to the testimony, I also provided evidence.

In order to prove my sincerity, I reluctantly handed in my new mobile phone. Osamu Dazai was not polite, took it away and unlocked it, and looked through my browsing history and chat history.

"Tong, he looks like Cha Gang's girlfriend." I couldn't help complaining in my heart, because I had cleaned up the traces that shouldn't be there in advance, so I wasn't afraid he would see it, but this situation still made me feel very delicate.

——I always feel that our roles have been subtly exchanged.

【Cub, he is attacking our protective wall. 】The father of the system showed vicissitudes of life, 【Dad resisted you, you remember to lead the virus to the Hong Kong black phone later. 】

My father is true love to me. I was so moved that tears filled my eyes, and I kissed him several times in my heart.

have a look!Father as a mountain!This is true fatherly love like a mountain!

Criticize Osamu Dazai by name, the scum of the world.

"The top chef who cooks mackerel?" Osamu Dazai shook the phone in his hand, and looked at me with a half-smile, "The gift that day, Qianye actually did it on purpose, was it spoiled by the little man?"

!My Game ID!I scared the cat pupil.

One hundred secrets and one sparse!One hundred secrets and one sparse!I regret that at the beginning, the majestic king of twenty-five sons capsized here, and I smashed my glory with my own hands.

Well, but it also shows that I managed to get past it, and I knew he had no evidence.

Changed to ordinary lower-level personnel, Dazai Osamu can do it only by suspicion, but this rule does not apply to precious people with supernatural powers.

There is still a shortage of people in Hong Kong and black, Mr. Mori, daily bald warning.

I held on, and the price was to expose my ID full of resentment towards my boss.

I think Osamu Dazai will wear small shoes for me.

I was teetering on the verge of overturning, and Osamu Dazai, who knew he was victorious, showed an embarrassed expression.

This kind of complacent expression really made people feel uncomfortable. I was so terrified that I said loudly:

"I'm sorry Dazai-san, I was wrong! But I didn't mean it against Dazai-san! It's all because I like mackerel too much."

I closed my eyes and finished speaking in one breath, "I have taught myself 108 cooking methods of mackerel online. If you don't mind, I am very happy to try one for you to taste every day."

"As long as Mr. Dazai pays." At the end of the day, I have to emphasize the important point because of the need to make ends meet.

If I was not short of money, I would buy him a carload of mackerel out of my own pocket, and let them kill each other every day.

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai uttered a question word, he looked at my expression carefully, and found that I was actually serious.

That's right, as long as you nod your head, you can choose from 108 kinds of dark dishes, and I will immediately worship that Miss Biyangqi as my teacher, so that you can enjoy the gentle care of the nurse in the infirmary every day.

The famous detective does what he says!

My firm will dispelled Dazai Osamu's intention to tease me again, he showed a mixed expression of helplessness and interest, and turned the matter over.

But I knew that the seeds of doubt had taken root, and I had to be more careful not to be caught by him.

[Disqualification in the World], a walking cheat.It wouldn't be so complicated if it was someone else.

"As expected of the enemy of my life, it really inspires me to fight." I am not discouraged, life is full of passion because of challenges, and accidents are the embellishment of life, and I don't hate it.

——As long as Osamu Dazai doesn't let me wear small shoes, everything will be fine.My life force is dazzling.

"Forget it this time, it's not an example next time." Mr. Dazai threw the phone to me, and picked up his black coat, "It's off work, let's go to Lupin."

The end of one part-time job is the beginning of the next part-time job. I seem to be a hamster on a running wheel, and my life is endless.

Lupine played relaxing music as always. I stuffed my schoolbag under the bar and picked up the shaker skillfully.

Already a skilled worker, I made Mr. Dazai his favorite detergent cocktail. While lying on the bar counter and playing with my mobile phone, I listened to the radio chat between Mr. Dazai and Mr. Odasaku.

Every time they come to Lupine, it's like being booked out, and I feel like a salary thief when I have nothing to do.

"It's so slow, Ango." Mr. Dazai complained, raising his glass to me lazily, "Qianya-chan, cheers!"

I gave him an awkward but polite smile back, and touched him with a milk glass.

Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol, they can only drink some hot milk to blend into the atmosphere.

"Would you like to toast?" Mr. Odasaku showed a serious expression, and followed Mr. Dazai to raise his glass.

I:……

Just be happy.

Mr. Anwu, where are you, I can't stand it anymore, save the child.

Under the calling of my heart, Mr. Anwu came late, carrying his briefcase for social animals as always.

"Good evening, Mr. Ango." I greeted Mr. Ango very enthusiastically. You are finally here. Please take over the sacred job of complaining. I really can't bear it.

"Good evening, Anhe." Mr. Anwu rubbed his forehead, "You look at me a little strangely... Just give me a glass of tomato juice."

"I'm just looking forward to Mr. Ango's arrival." I said sincerely, "Is it tomato juice? It will be ready soon."

I went to order in a hurry, returned the job of complaining to Mr. Ango, and left this suffocating land.

The gathering of the three is going on in an orderly manner. Although they are both members of the Port Mafia, the gap in positions has resulted in a dislocation of work, especially Mr. Odasaku's work, which always makes Mr. Dazai envious.

Obviously he is the one who fishes the most, I'll tell you whether to shout or not.

Osamu Dazai was listening casually to Ango's complaints about today's affairs, but his eyes suddenly froze on his opened briefcase.

The wet umbrella was pressed on the antique clock, as if it was a dark corner, so heavy that it was hard to breathe.

Tapping his finger on the table, Osamu Dazai withdrew his eyes from Ango's briefcase, showing no emotion.

Dazai Osamu's keen perception and camouflage skills surpassed me by dozens of blocks, so I didn't know anything at the time, and I was devoted to Jungle forums, trying to hook up with sister Biyangqi, whoring a secret recipe for cooking mackerel for free.

Look at me, big sister, I have awesome candidates for drug testing.

Gradually became murderous.jpg

Mr. Dazai didn't know what kind of horrific and evil thing I was plotting at this time, he said briskly: "Come take a picture, Odasaku, Ango, Qianye."

?I looked up innocently.

"Taking pictures?" Odasaku-san asked for me, "Why do you think so suddenly, Dazai?"

"Because the three of us have been together in Lupine for a long time, and we haven't left any memories. Qianye is the same. This is your first part-time job, right? How about keeping a memory?" Mr. Dazai said, with a voice that I couldn't understand. Emotions.

No, my first part-time job is Hong Kong gangsters, please don't make yourself right, Erwuzi is my real job.

Taking pictures... I don't care, beautiful girls are very photogenic.

"Is the teacher coming too?" I carefully picked up Lupin's group pet, an ultra-rare male three-colored cat, a magical creature honored by Mr. Dazai as "Teacher".

"Meow." The teacher patted my forehead with her paw, jumped out of my arms, and squatted dignifiedly on the bar counter.

"You actually took the C position first, as expected of a teacher." I showed admiration, and Mr. Dazai and Mr. Odasaku followed me and nodded with penguins, praising the wisdom of cats.

"..." Mr. Anwu pushed his glasses, he didn't want to say anything, Anwu was tired.

You can use your mobile phone to take pictures, and you can also add cool filters and special effects. I think so, and I am going to show them a five-shot trick to show the versatility of beautiful girls.

But Mr. Dazai is very particular. He picked up the old camera brought by Mr. Ango, excitedly pressed the shutter, and recorded the silly face of me holding up the phone and the beautiful photos of my teacher.

"Delete! Delete quickly!" I was incapable and furious, jumping up and down to grab Mr. Dazai's camera.

Mr. Dazai raised his arms high and looked at my height with pity. I flopped around like a duckling, feeling that my dignity was lost.

You wait for me!I want to record a video, and then take a screenshot to make your emoticon package!

"Hurry up, Qianye-chan will take pictures for me, please be more handsome." Mr. Dazai handed the camera to me involuntarily.

I... I really want to find a distorted angle to take an ugly photo of him, but this hateful man is so good-looking in 360 degrees with no dead ends, damn it!

I surrender, for art!

"Mr. Dazai, put your hands down a little bit, and turn your head to the side, yes..." I squatted on the ground, commanding from the air, very serious.

Art does not allow half-perfunctory, don't try to be lazy, hurry up, put on your most deceptive smile.

"Too serious Qianyechan." Mr. Dazai's cheeks were slightly stiff, he was instructed by me to keep laughing, his face was about to collapse.

"Anhe is really serious." Mr. Odasaku sighed while drinking, "It's also during the detergent cocktail. No matter how incredible Dazai's request is, she will fulfill it very seriously."

"So it's Dazai-kun's own fault for falling into this situation." Mr. Ango said calmly, "By the way, my film is almost used up."

"Ah? I'm sorry, I'm very sorry." I stopped pressing the shutter, let go of the exhausted Mr. Dazai for the time being, and turned my target to Mr. Odasaku and Mr. Ango.

"Please cooperate with me for art, please!"

"No, I don't need... Wow!" Mr. Ango tried to refuse my request, but Mr. Dazai would never allow himself to suffer. He resolutely dragged Mr. Ango into the water and fell into my clutches.

Call it, call it, no one will come to save you if you break your throat, Jie Jie Jie.

"It's so lively." Mr. Odasaku sat beside him very Buddhaly, and the teacher gave a "meow" in approval and licked his paw.

"Finally, a group photo!" I adjusted the camera and placed it on the table.

I ran over, stood beside Mr. Dazai, and stretched out my hand to straighten my long flowing hair.

Hee hee, look at my thick long hair, Mr. Ango, are you envious? I am happy to share with you the new hair growth kelp soup recipe.

Ango Sakaguchi: No, I understand.

A fluffy cat's paw was put on my shoulder, and the teacher jumped on my shoulder, with his tail raised up like a small flagpole, what a happy weight duck.

"One, two, three—eggplant!" I gestured with scissors hands full of energy, and joined hands with the teacher's outstretched claws, forming a group debut.

Mr. Dazai looked at me lightly, with a sad smile, and looked at the camera with a slight smile.

"Crack."

That's where the memory freezes.

Little did I know at the time that this was the last time I would see Mr. Ango in Lupine before I left the port mafia.

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Qianye: Mr. Ango's camera is almost full of Mr. Dazai's photos... If you don't delete it for him, it looks a lot like Stoka.

Ango: Who did it! (slams glasses angrily)

Qianye: The main body!Ango-san, your body is shattered——