In order to survive, I do many jobs

The storm is coming, and the dark night in Yokohama is undercurrent.

It was clearly only at dusk, and the sky was covered with dark clouds. I lay on the classroom window, worrying about the clothes I hung on the balcony.

"Xiao Qianye, have you brought an umbrella?" My deskmate Huang Lai-kun poked my arm with a pen, "If you didn't bring it, shall I take you home?"

"No, thank you." Without turning my head, I gritted my teeth, "Kise-kun...you hit my pain point, let go!"

"Ah, sorry!" Kise Ryota threw down the pen in a hurry, "Are you okay?"

"Fortunately, after all, I am physically disabled and strong." I covered my arms and looked back in pain, and the previous melancholy and sentimental atmosphere was swept away.

Am I not worthy of being a literary girl?Why is my life full of Yan Yi and cross talk?I am very puzzled.

My tablemate Kise Ryota is an Ikemen boy, and his popularity in Uichang is comparable to that of my former tablemate Yukimura Seichi. The support group of the two is the most handsome man in Uichang for whose idol they are. And the crazy tearing is amazing.

But under my keen observation, I found that the number of Shuangdan fans is the largest.

The essence of human beings is fickleness, I understand, and so am I.

Without humility, I know the virtues of Yukimura-kun and Kise-kun's support group, because they have dealt with me, and the former is much more powerful than the latter.

The reason is very simple, because Yukimura-kun is the type who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, he is very polite to strangers, but also very alienated, in his support group, he does all kinds of pretentious things but can't get him to look back, I was treated differently by him. Become the most conspicuous handsome cub among the staff.

And Kise-kun is the type who is hot on the outside and cold on the inside, and treats everyone equally, and I don't look garish at all.

He only shows true friendliness to people he is familiar with and close to, and the most intuitive manifestation is his address to people.

Taking me as an example, before I got acquainted with An He, I was an ordinary classmate, but after getting acquainted with him, I took one step to become Xiao Qianye.

Call it whatever you want, I can do it.

Kise-kun and I got acquainted in an ordinary math class. At that time, I knocked my head on the table, stretched my hands in the drawer, and fought fiercely with Brother Milk.

I don't want to drink milk: I don't accept it, you are definitely stuck with a BUG in that combo!

The top chef who cooks mackerel: Yes, so you lost, are you convinced?

I don't want to drink milk: I don't accept it! ! !Come again! ! !

The top chef who cooks mackerel: OK, give me the points, ATM brother.

The top mackerel chef retracts a message.

I don't want milk: ... I see!

"Kids don't know the dangers of society, let the reliable big sister teach you." I am very calm, now my conscience will not hurt at all, and I have already graduated from the teacher.

"Anhe classmate?" Kise-kun patted my arm carefully, "The teacher has stepped off the podium."

What!I quickly hid the phone in my sleeve, sat upright, and gave my kind tablemate a grateful smile.

Good luck, good luck, in case the phone is confiscated and the teacher calls my guardian, I'm done.

Imagine, at the scene of a gun battle, Mr. Dazai was walking in the hail of bullets, and the enemies were all trembling with fear. Suddenly, a bell rang.

"Could it be that the head of the port mafia issued a new order to destroy us all?" The enemy speculated like this, with cold sweat dripping down his back.

"Mr. Mori?" Facing the call from a stranger, even Osamu Dazai was taken into the ditch for a moment.

Except for a very small number of people, how would ordinary people know his number.

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When the teacher asked to fill in the guardian's mobile phone number, my parents died but I was not forced to assign a guardian under the operation of the Hong Kong gangsters. I was very bald.

After thinking about it for a while, because Mr. Dazai happened to help me apply for a meal subsidy at that time, and he was my food and clothing parent. I had a brain twitch and quietly filled in Mr. Dazai's mobile phone number.

The person concerned is regretting now, very regretful.

The unknown call resounded across the battlefield, and the atmosphere was instantly solemn. Dust was so frightened that he stopped in the air and did not dare to move, only the sound of the wind was left.

During the frozen time, Mr. Dazai slowly pressed the answer button.

"Hello, is this the father of classmate An He? I am her class teacher! Classmate An He is playing with mobile phones openly in class! How do you teach children! Please come to the school as soon as possible, we must have a good chat !"

"She can still be saved! Don't give up on her!"

The loud voice of the head teacher's old man rushed out of the mobile phone, and suddenly shocked all the vicious mafia living in the place. Facing the engineer of the human soul, even Mr. Dazai would be speechless.

When he comes to his senses, I will die, so I might as well buy myself a cheaper cemetery in advance and bury it.

Thanks to my deskmate for saving my dog's life!

"Thank you very much, Kise-kun! I can't repay you for saving your life. I'm not talented. I'm only a thief who plays games. I can take you flying in whatever you play. Are you black?" I enthusiastically sold myself.

"Games? Uh, er, for galgames, is Anhe good at it?" Kise-kun asked hesitantly, "A series I've been playing recently is very difficult, and the previous levels were all based on strategy...but it's a new one. So far, only one boss has successfully cleared that game."

Kise-san, who was stuck every time, handed out the handheld without hope.

Heh, boy, the person in front of you is the god of galgame, there is no paper girl that I can't handle.

let me see, what are you playing...

"The Bald Boy Detective series?" I suddenly became excited, "You have vision, Kise-kun! Every game in this series is excellent, and it is a rare boutique! It must be carefully reviewed."

Unexpectedly, under the playboy surface of classmate Huang Lai, there is a pair of discerning eyes, young man, you will become a great weapon in the future, and you will be a generation of wizards.

"Does Anhe play this game too?" Kise-kun was very surprised. There are still people in this world who appreciate this mysterious game like Xiao Heizi?

Yes, the new game is still recommended by Kuroko Tetsuya, the blue-haired boy with a paralyzed face is a diehard fan of this game.Kise Ryo who was brought into the pit by him was too painful and happy.

It's really fun, but it's too difficult QAQ, the macho is in tears.

I snorted and showed my No. [-] ID in the server.

Some time ago, this mysterious game actually had an online leaderboard function, and I was ranked first as the only one with 100% clearance progress.

"The top chef who cooks mackerel!" Kise-kun blurted out my super long ID name, and I nodded proudly, yes, it is next.

My ID is known to everyone in the galgame world, so be afraid.

Osamu Dazai, I will give you a debut in a field that you haven't touched.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Mr. Huang Lai yelled inexplicably, he hurriedly switched the interface, showed Jungle's ID, his eyes lit up, "Student Anhe, I asked you to buy a guide before, do you still remember?" ? The strategy of the bald boy's story of youth!"

"Don't want to go to school?" I read out his ID name, and I remembered, isn't this the face-faced brother whom I praised for his true, kind and beautiful nature!

Thousands of miles of marriage lead by thread, very good, let's be friends.

So, after experiencing such and such things, Kise-kun and I became best friends.

Here I must solemnly introduce my beloved Bald Boy series, which is a series of games with a high degree of freedom. , which is the opportunity for Kise-kun and me to get married.

But this young man has already retired from the arena, and I am the current god of galgame!

The new work "The Detective Series of Bald Boys" is different from the previous ones. It supports a high degree of freedom to explore the plot setting, and play new tricks on the road of galgame.

Although Youth Story is, in my opinion, a fairy work that gathers the essence of galgame, it is not well-known because of the name Ghost.

But the new detective series instantly became popular in the game industry, and the leaderboard function launched along with the trend even aroused people's damn competitive spirit.

Because the bald boy series has successfully signed the terms of cooperation with Mr. Yusaku Kudo, the game chapters are linked with his book "Night Baron" series, which immediately exploded many mystery novel lovers.

In the game, the player meets his destined heroine Izumi at the scene of a strange murder case. The novel and unpredictable modus operandi, the confusing plot trend, and the characters that can be attacked one after another make this game full of unknowns. The fun is addictive, especially on top.

The son of Mr. Kudo Yusaku's high school student detective Kudo Shinichi is also a frequent visitor on the rankings. Because of his excessive addiction, he almost degenerates from a young and promising detective to a home addicted teenager.

Kudo Shinichi: I will play for a while.

"69% progress? Ahhh why!" Kudo Shinichi scratched his messy hair and accidentally took a few strands off. He looked at his hair loss and then at the shining "bald boy" on the computer. I think there must be a conspiracy in this name.

"The developer must be mocking the players on purpose." He showed half-moon eyes, reluctantly opening the leaderboard.

His ID "My Dad Taught Me to Fly an Airplane in Hawaii" ranked fifth, with four mountains pressing down on it, and every time he clicked on the ranking list, he was publicly executed.

Kudo Shinichi didn't believe it at first, but he is also a well-known high school detective in Japan. He didn't even rank in the top three, and he was at the bottom of the top five. Who can accept that!

The arrogance of a famous detective does not allow it!

But there is no way, the leaderboard is fair, just, open and transparent, and everyone's customs clearance progress is listed on the leaderboard. He only has 69%, which is pathetic.

Below him, the sixth player is the player whose ID is "Gan Le". The progress of the level is 67%, which is only a little bit away from him. Maybe he will overtake in a corner at any time.

Shinichi Kudo has a sense of crisis. Recently, he has been staying up all night trying to improve his progress, even at the risk of becoming bald, to keep his glory.

Falling out of the top five is equal to a loss of dignity, and the self-esteem of a young man does not allow him to succumb.

No.4 "Little Raccoon", Kudo Shinichi knew that this player with a crisp noodle ID was Edgar Allan Poe, an internationally renowned mystery writer.

No.3 "Crime and Punishment" he doesn't know. Looking at the location of the server, it seems to be a Russian with a long name.

And the No.2 "Poko Soda" is exactly Mr. Edogawa Ranpo, a famous detective whom he admires so much!

"Mr. Ranpo's clearance progress is 98%, as expected of him!" The Kudo boy first passionately praised his idol. He was stuck at 70% and would rather die than die, but Mr. Ranpo was so relaxed, and he was about to pass the level. so amazing.

In the end, Kudo's eyes moved to the top of the leaderboard, the glittering name.

"No. 100 in the entire server—the top chef who cooks mackerel, the progress of the clearance is [-]%, the only player who has completed the clearance...how could he have such an outrageous name!" The boy Kudo slammed his mouse angrily, "Damn it! It's so close to the truth A little bit! How did that guy pass the level?"

A high school detective is puzzled.

Me: Isn't the name "my dad taught me to fly a plane in Hawaii" outrageous?What right do you have to say about me, you old double standard.

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Mr. Ranpo, a famous detective, was also puzzled. He was so depressed recently that he even missed two bags of coarse snacks.

"Mr. Ranpo, haven't you cleared the customs yet?" Yosano Akiko came out of the infirmary and wiped her beloved machete. Seeing the dissatisfied expression on the pillar of the Armed Detective Agency, she couldn't help asking curiously.

She knew that Mr. Ranpo was obsessed with a new reasoning game recently, but with his ability, shouldn't he have cleared the level long ago?

It's so curious to be able to stop Mr. Ranpo's game, and she will go to see it some other day.

"Of course reasoning can't help this detective, but..." Luanbu puffed up his cheeks, pointing angrily at the heroine on the screen who said the classic lines to him, "but this detective can't deal with this stinky girl! She Life and death refuse to tell me the last clue!"

remember friends?The Bald Boy series is a masterpiece written by the former god of strategy, Guimu Guima, so, no matter how wonderful its plot reasoning is, this game is still a galgame in essence.

If you can't win the heart of a beautiful girl, it is impossible to pass the level perfectly.

Edogawa ran in disorder and was defeated here.

By the way, the straight boy Kudo Shinichi was also cheated by his own heroine because he was too straightforward and KY and didn't understand the heart of a girl. He stopped at 69% and remained motionless like a turtle shell.

Mr. Ranpo deserves to be a well-known detective who seems to be cheating. Under the circumstances that all possible raiders refused him three times in a row, he abruptly relied on his own strength to advance all the way to 98%.

The remaining 2% is probably the ridicule of the God of Raiders, which is pathetic.

After all, it’s a game, not reality. What use is Mr. Ranpo’s “mind-reading skills” to the villain? Kudo-san’s questioning will only bring about a decline in the girl’s favorability, and the paper will not feel guilty.

In the face of difficulties, some people think hard, and some people want to go astray.

Gan Le: You have successfully captured Ms. Quanzi, but why is the progress of customs clearance still stuck?

The top chef who cooks mackerel: 96 favorability is not a success strategy, does Gan Le Jiang not understand girls?Obviously a super cute girl.

Gan Le: I hate it, people will be ashamed to say that.

Gan Le: But 100 favorability is so difficult TAT

The top chef who cooks mackerel: Ah, I don't want to see a cute girl who is sad and pats Gan Le Jiang's head, do you need a guide?

The top chef who cooks mackerel: Although I think it is completely meaningless to pass the level without relying on myself, but for the sake of your cuteness, the principles and so on stand aside.

Shinjuku and Orihara were also suddenly silent.

Of course, the reason for his silence was not because he pretended to be a girl to cheat for sympathy. He was an old habitual offender.

"Does getting the strategy mean losing?" He tilted his head, thinking a bit distressed, "But playing by yourself..."

Orihara Lin also thinks that he is very popular with girls, but the girl in the galgame is not a normal person at all, and his routine is very strange. He stepped on the thunder and loaded the file several times before he managed to get his favorability to the average line.

You paper people are outrageous.

"Only attacking one person can't find all the clues, and it's easy to play a black ending with a few boats and go straight to GG. Is the devil the number one in the server? What level of Aquaman is she, so capable?"

Orihara Rinya's clever little head tried to think about the other party's secret. He stared at the third-ranked "Crime and Punishment" and snorted in his heart.

The devil Fyodor should have taken the same path as him. Unlike the three orthodox detectives' deciphering ideas, their first reaction was to use routines from NPCs.

But the devil's ranking is several places higher than him. Doesn't it mean that he understands people's hearts better than himself?

The intelligence dealer who claimed to love all mankind instantly ignited his fighting spirit. He hadn't been so unwilling to lose in his own field. In this game, he and the devil had a fight.

This damned competitiveness!

As for the No. [-] server who broke the rules, Orihara Rin also used a female account to add him, and found out that she was a high school girl with a talent for being a comedian.

She is not stingy with the strategy of the game at all, she is full of such a simple game in her words, she doesn't know why you can't pass the level, and she looks stiff.

In the eyes of Orihara Rinya and the demon Fyodor, the heroine Izumi is extremely difficult to deal with-a white on the outside and black on the inside, indecisive, indecisive, non-human, out of context, suspicious and jealous, black at a word of disagreement, only The strange woman who covered her ears and yelled "I don't listen, I don't listen", treated her so submissively and gently, as if she was playing two games with them.

Ms. Quanzi, the mysterious heroine, almost caused Orihara Lin to drop his phone. He had to grind his teeth to reach 96 favorability.

"No, Gan Lejiang! I don't feel your love for me." Izumi covered his chest with one hand and made a painful gesture. No matter how he read the file, he only got this line and the sad eyes of the heroine.

It was the first time in Orihara Rinya's life that he felt admiration for a high school girl. He shouldn't doubt the other party's title of galgame god, it's too strong, really too strong.

A girl who can say the lines of "I will protect my beautiful sister" and "You look good, you are right in everything" to this kind of strange flower who dislikes cats and dogs is definitely not a normal person.

Gan Le: Are you a Yan dog?

Gan Le retracted a message.

I:? ? ?

What did you post, girl?Hand cancer typo?

The top chef who cooks mackerel: No, I only like beautiful younger sisters like Ganlejiang or mature and beautiful older sisters. No matter how good-looking a dog man is, I don't care.

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The more good-looking a man is, the more likely he is to cause trouble. I have a deep understanding, and by name, I'm talking about Osamu Dazai.

Rejecting Kise-kun's kind gesture of lending my umbrella, I ran all the way home in the rain to save my clothes that were hanging on the balcony and flying in the wind.

It's very dangerous, if it is blown away, I'm afraid I will have to go to sea to fish it.

After collecting the clothes, I quickly took a shower and changed clothes, made myself a cup of hot ginger soup, and poured it down my throat.

If I catch a cold again, I really can’t get rid of it at home. After drinking ginger tea, I glanced at my phone and found a message from Osamu Dazai, saying that he will not go to Lupin today.

"Isn't Osamu Dazai going today? I thought he was the type who couldn't sleep without drinking." I scratched my wet hair and wiped it vigorously with a dry towel. Static electricity crackled and the towel was removed, and I had it again Cool hairstyles for Saiyans.

Osamu Dazai is not in Lupin, so I don't have any interest in going there, I happily quit my part-time job.

Then I can go to bed earlier today, I am really afraid that I will catch a cold, so I dare not be a demon, so I honestly wrap myself in a quilt into a cocoon, turn off the light and go to sleep.

At the Lupine bar, Osamu Dazai put down his phone and took a sip of ice wine.

"Aren't Anhe coming today?" Oda Sakunosuke asked when he saw him texting.

"It's raining a lot today. From what I know about Qianye, she probably didn't bring an umbrella." Osamu Dazai shook his finger, "I won't let anyone take her home... none of her classmates live in The people nearby are not on the way."

"With such a small body, it's better to stay at home honestly after getting wet in the rain."

"You care about her very much, Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke said casually.

"How can I say that Qianye is also my proud disciple." Osamu Dazai clicked on the ranking list of a certain game, and looked at "Sin and Punishment" and the familiar ID at the top that were pressed down by two players, his eyes widened. smile.

You can't do it, Fyodor the Demon.

"It would be even better if Qianye could change this ID." Dazai Osamu was slightly depressed, "Every time I see it, I feel cold."

Originally thought that after being discovered by him last time, Qianye would immediately destroy the body and wipe out all traces, but who knew that she broke the pot and simply changed all the user names to "Top Chef Cooking Mackerel", determined to piss off her devilish boss.

Osamu Dazai: Qianye-chan really has backbone, aren't you afraid that he will wait for an opportunity to retaliate?

After drinking for a while, Osamu Dazai stared at the amber liquid, and said softly:

"Oda Tsukuru, Ango is missing." His voice was as soft as the wind at night.

"Mr. Mori asked you to meet him tomorrow." Osamu Dazai flicked the wall of the cup with his fingers, making a crisp "ding" sound.

"It always feels like it's not going to be a good thing."

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Qianye: As for the galgame, you guys lost.

Kudo Shinichi: I still don’t understand why you dare to call yourself a detective (show half-moon eyes of contempt).

Qianye: Because everything the beautiful girl says is right, and what is wrong is also right.It is precisely because you cannot understand this truth that you have been single until now.

Kudo Shinichi:  …

Qianye: Even though you have a cute childhood sweetheart, you still end up in such a field, tsk tsk tsk, boy, you can't do it.