In order to survive, I do many jobs

A week has passed in a flash, and today is my long-awaited trip to Ikebukuro. I woke up happily and carefully put on my colored contact lenses.

Don't think that the colored contact lenses are easy to put on. I almost poked my eyes out and it hurt.

Sharingan ok, forehead protection ok, high ponytail ok, nail polish ok, freshly baked Uchiha Itachi ginseng!My stupid Oudou!

I practiced the knot seal in front of the mirror, using the soft knuckles of my little expert lockpicker to swipe and swipe.

Fire escape? The fire is extinguished!

"Handsome!" I snapped my fingers smartly, and the soul of the middle school was burning.

As a young man, I put on a cool ninja running posture and slipped all the way to the door of Osamu Dazai's room. This lazy guy was still sleeping soundly.

"Get up, Mr. Dazai." I knocked on the door, "Don't stay in bed anymore! I told you I'm going out today, don't drink so late with Odasaku-san last night."

Mr. Odasaku drinks to find inspiration for novels, you are just getting drunk, and you pay on credit, so you are not afraid of the boss kicking you out.

Think about how Osamu Dazai was splashed with the blood of the Red King when he drank the Overlord's wine in Baruwuluo and refused to pay him. Hiss, the picture is so cruel that I dare not look at it.

Thinking about it this way, Yokohama is actually quite safe, the folk customs are simple, the people are outstanding, and there is no problem with credit.

"Gululululu." Osamu Dazai tried to pretend to be dead, I clicked and pried open his door, and threw milk and rice balls in front of him, "Wake up, don't let the lovely young lady wait for us, today I said I will introduce you to the beauty."

Hee, after hearing that there was a comic exhibition in Ikebukuro, Qiaomei wanted to see it, and Lin Lin followed her sister, wearing his super cute plaid skirt as always.

I'm really looking forward to Dazai Osamu's invitation to Lin Lin to die for love. For my sake, Lin Lin will leave him a whole body.

Jie Jie Jie, I let out a strange laugh and pulled Osamu Dazai out of the seal of the bed.

"Qianye smiled evilly." Osamu Dazai lay face down on the pillow, looking at me sleepily, "I must be thinking badly."

"How can you say that." I put away my uncontrollable expectant smile, "I'm a good boy."

I will make a call for the ambulance in advance, please go with peace of mind.

Osamu Dazai put on a sand-colored coat at the door, reached out and picked up the cuff of my Xiaopao, and bent down to look at my Sharingan.

I stared at him with a pair of rabbit eyes, and snapped my fingers uninhibitedly, "Uchiha Itachi, come on! Do you like it?"

"Like," Osamu Dazai nodded honestly, "just a little short."

The latter sentence is unnecessary!I pushed him away indifferently, heh, don't you just rely on yourself to grow tall?If I had known earlier, I would have worn a height-increasing insole, or simply stepped on stilts, and I would definitely crush you.

I'm such a narrow-minded person, do you know that?

Today's weather forecast, cloudy to light rain, is very suitable for comic exhibitions, and it is also suitable for adding a sad BGM concave shape to yourself.

Although Osamu Dazai doesn't have any Two-dimensional related pendants, but he is full of bandages for his middle two, he will be able to blend into the crowd without any violation, I am very sure.

Everyone in the club and I made an appointment to meet at the gate of the comic exhibition. In addition to the newcomer, members of the photography department who have cooperated with the cosplay club in the past will also come to participate in this Two-dimensional feast.

Hey, can't I paddle in this way?I'm so happy, my queen model Osamu Dazai is also here, so I'll give him all of today's film.

Dedicate yourself to art, Mr. Dazai!

Large-scale Two-dimensional offline dating site, where is my group of relatives and friends?let me find it.

"Kise-kun!" I accurately found the conspicuous tall yellow head in the crowd. You guys who play basketball are really tall. Mr. Nakaya shed tears of envy.

"Little Qianye!" Kise Ryota waved to me through the crowd. He wore a peaked cap to slightly cover his face to avoid being recognized by fans.

Me: Kise-kun's camouflage skills emmmmm, he must be a very confident person.

But the dazzling brilliance will not be easily covered by the peaked cap, I can lend you the Xiaopao to wear.

Kise: Although I am very grateful to Xiao Qianye for thinking about me, your robe size may be more suitable for Xiao Akashi... No, I didn't say anything!

Akashi who was dragged into the water innocently: ...The Eye of the Emperor of Heaven warns.

"Qianye's popularity is really good." Osamu Dazai put his hands in his pockets, his eyes flicked over the dark crowd in the square, "I know people everywhere I go."

"Mr. Dazai doesn't like places with a lot of people?" I feel that he is a little unhappy, maybe the air is too turbid. "There are indeed a lot of people in the comic exhibition. It might be better if there is an air conditioner inside."

"That's not what I meant." Osamu Dazai sighed helplessly, and stretched out his bandage-wrapped hand, "But what Qianye said is right, in order to prevent getting lost, let's hold hands."

Eh?After binding with you, how can I meet the connector?Can I still do my part-time job?

I was about to say no, but when I saw Osamu Dazai's empty eyes, I suddenly realized where his discomfort was coming from.

Talking and laughing people walk together, the more lively the place, the more lonely it will be.Even though I brought him here, did I want to leave him alone?

"...Okay, let's hold hands." I put my hand on his palm, feeling the strength from his wrist, and my heart suddenly relaxed.

It's just a task, just take your time, a small scene.

"Xiao Qianye, are you cosplaying Uchiha Itachi? It looks a lot like that!" The height is wrong.

Kise Ryota swallowed the dangerous speech, and watched the black-haired girl leading an exceptionally handsome young man walking towards him through the crowd.

"Hello?" Kise Ryota's eyes flicked over the hands of the two, "Xiao Qianye, this is Xiao Heizi, and Xiao Akashi."

Akashi?The young master of the Yusan family?I politely nodded to the red-haired boy, and then I was taken aback.

"Uh, Kase-kun, there are not only two people here..." Who is the little blackie you're talking about?ghost?

"Hello, I'm Tetsuya Kuroko." The boy with blue hair raised his hand obediently, and I almost went into cardiac arrest.

When will there be one more person!Sudden hell in broad daylight, could it be that my water is retrograde?

Wait, Heizi, Tetsuya?

I remembered the miraculous generation photo that Kise-kun showed me last time, and I couldn't help asking, "Heizi-kun, although it's a bit presumptuous, I'm really curious...why isn't your hair black?"

How neat are your teammates, which color is the word at the beginning of the name, why are you so different?

"Hmm... I don't know, I was born like this." Hei Zizhe and I were also lost in thought, stumped by the question.

But I'm a bright little wit, and questions that no one else can answer are never a problem for me.

That's it, I understand, you are the natural protagonist in Team Rainbow, you are really different!

"Don't worry about this kind of thing." Kise Ryota interrupted my brainstorming, and pointed at Osamu Dazai carefully, "Little Qianye, who is he?"

"It's my guardian, Mr. Dazai." I said generously, "Although he is a guardian, he is actually only three years older than me, so he can be counted as my peers."

So don't hold back, just open up and play.

"Oh, so it's the guardian—huh?" Kise Ryota hesitated, as if he wanted to ask but didn't dare to ask.

I didn't intend to say more, my complicated life experience is beyond the comprehension of others, even Dazai Osamu was shocked when he first found out.

"Aren't An and Sang going to meet up with their classmates? Where are we going to meet? We can go there first." Akashi considerately touched the inappropriate topic.

"It's very conspicuous, just see a group of ninja legions." I stood on tiptoe and pointed to a large group of green vests and black and red robes. welcome."

"So professional." Hei Zizhe also looked at a group of solemn ninjas, "Is that thick eyebrow serious?"

"Oh, that's Konoha's specialty." I calmly held out my hand to show him, "So is the nail polish, it's the romance of ninjas."

No, no matter how you look at it... Hei Zizhe silently took out his mobile phone to take a picture.

"Qianye," Dazai Osamu gently tugged at my hand, and whispered in my ear, "Do you know the sisters over there? They've been looking at you."

sisters?I looked towards the place Osamu Dazai said, and waved happily, "Lin Lin! Qiaomei!"

Everyone came early, Lin Lin's clothes today are also so perfect, the beautiful JK girl with thin waist and long legs is amazing.

"Mr. Dazai, this is the beauty I said I would introduce to you." I poked in a sinister way, "Isn't it pretty?"

"Good-looking is good-looking," Osamu Dazai looked at me sideways, with a dangerous tone, "But Qianye, this beauty, why does she have an Adam's apple?"

Alas!He can actually see through Lin Lin's perfect disguise!As expected of Osamu Dazai, I underestimated him.

Cut, I can't see the scene of Lin Lin beating Osamu Dazai violently, I regret to cry.

"There are a lot of people." Lin Lin pulled the bow tie on his collar, and brought Qiaomei to my side, with a very manly voice and a more charming dress.

"Little Qianye, is this the treasure of the township you mentioned?" Huang Lai-kun asked me quietly, as expected of a master of women's clothing, there is no disobedience.

I shook my finger, "No, no, the big baby of our club is cosplaying Haruno Sakura today, and he won't be appearing until a while later."

"By the way, Kase-kun Akashi-kun and Kuroko-kun will also come to our cosplay club's repertoire!" I excitedly tried to pull them into the water, "This time our department will have a total of fifteen Haruno Sakura! Find out among them The only big guy in women's clothing, you can take intimate photos with him! It's not tempting~"

Heh heh heh, that's the big treasure of our club, and he won't show it off easily.

"No need... let's go." Kise-kun refused, and I sighed regretfully. It's a pity that they don't understand the charm of women's clothing.

It was Qiaomei's first time to participate in the comic exhibition, and she pulled her brother to look around, whispering to Lin Lin, "Qianye's boyfriend is so handsome, what do you think, brother?"

"Stay away from him, Qiaomei, he is very dangerous." Lin Lin did not let down his vigilance at all, "Don't forget, An and Sang used to be port mafia."

Although he looks harmless after putting on the JK uniform, there is an insurmountable gap between the blood-stained person and pure white.

After meeting Lin Lin and Kise-kun, my group of friends and relatives began to grow gradually.By the time my minister and sister joined me, Ice Emperor's ninja coalition had already attracted the attention of the audience.

As expected of a student under Atobe-kun's leadership, he naturally likes big scenes, and sex is just a routine operation.

I waved to the minister's sister, here I am!I bring the beauties to play~

"Are these all Qianye's friends?" The minister's sister bit her handkerchief, "So handsome, this one is handsome, that one is also handsome, have I arrived in heaven?"

I calmly patted her on the shoulder, yes, this is the world of the strong surrounded by beauties, I am used to such a luxurious and corrupt life.

Oh, I should have called Yukimura-kun here too, and I'll show you the gorgeous debut of the beauties.

Although beauties are good, they cause a lot of trouble.

Kise-kun, just wearing a peaked cap is useless. Your fans will tell you what a microscope girl is. They can even guess what you had for dinner from your footprints. You'd better give up resistance obediently.

I looked at the yellow head overwhelmed by fans, and drew a cross on my chest to mourn for him.

But Kise-kun is undoubtedly lucky. Some of the girls who were attracted by him were captured by Akashi-kun, and some of them surrounded me with Osamu Dazai, which greatly relieved his pressure.

But me, poor me, poor me caught between Kise-kun and Dazai Osamu, I can hardly breathe!Don't compete with short people for air, you long-legged sisters!

Akashi-kun, since we are about the same height, resist with me!

Moreover, I, holding hands with Dazai Osamu, was regarded as the target of fire. If eyes could kill, I would have been killed by envy, jealousy and hatred.

"I'm going to take a breath, Mr. Dazai, you and the girls are having fun, I'll be back right away." I wanted to let go of the hand that I held with Dazai, but I didn't move, so I could only look puzzled at the girl who was holding a gentle but uneasy smile. A guardian with a patient expression.

What's the matter, don't you like it?Although they are a bit cruel now, but they are all lovely young ladies, huh?

"Where is Qianye going?" Osamu Dazai pulled me into his arms with force, "Leave me here alone, do you want to go on a date with another man?"

I:……

Although his voice rang in my ears, it was not conspicuous in the noisy environment of the exhibition, but with the sensitivity of the rival radar of the girls around him, I'm sure they all heard it.

Why do you speak in such a tone of being abandoned by a scumbag!It's not ordinary pity or resentment, but a sentimental tone that seems plain but melancholy, which can arouse the maternal love of girls.

I'm about to die under the sight of the girls, I, the legendary god of galgame, played GG again in reality.

Osamu Dazai deserves to be Osamu Dazai, I am willing to bow down.

But this borrowing knife to kill people doesn't work for me!You still don't know girls well enough. They want to comfort you and win your heart more than killing me, my love rival.

I struggled a few times in Dazai Osamu's arms, but I still couldn't break free. I didn't understand why Mr. Nakaya commented that Dazai Osamu's physical skills were only average among the port mafia.

Could it be that the full name of Zhongxia is "Central Plains Zhongye Below"?That's really objective (bye bye manual).

"Tai, Zai, sir, sir," I paused word by word, "Look, I want to ask out so many of your pretty sisters, how can I let down the precious thoughts of the girls so easily? I'm just going to take a breath, and soon Just come back."

Let me go to meet the connector!If I mess up such a simple task, I will lose the glory of the king of the second and fifth sons, you blue-faced disaster!

"No." Osamu Dazai said without hesitation, "I will go wherever Qianye goes. Obviously Qianye brought me here, but now you want to abandon me with strangers?"

"Well, if you don't mind, I can show you around." The shy pink-haired girl blushed, "Ann has something to do with her classmates, so don't bother her?"

"That's right!" "I can take you too!" "And me! And me!"

The girls scrambled to recommend themselves, and they should be more considerate and considerate in their words.I shrugged, it doesn't matter, just let me go.

Osamu Dazai seemed a little impatient, he wasn't originally a good-tempered person, the more noisy the place, the uglier his face, the harshness and coldness hidden under the gentle appearance faintly surfaced.

"It's like 1 people yelling in my ears. It's so noisy." His deep voice rang in my ears, and the long-lost mafia tone made me feel a little bit ominous.

In a hurry, I grabbed Osamu Dazai's wrist with my backhand, and pulled him straight out of the crowd.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please let me go!" I dragged him to turn left and right, all the way to the cold drink stand, and bought two cans of iced Coke.

"Here, don't be angry." I pressed the ice-cold can against Osamu Dazai's side face, he hissed softly, and finally let go of the hand that tightly bound me, and pulled the can's pull ring.

"Mr. Dazai is not suitable for places with many people." I took a big sip of ice water, "I won't come next time."

"So Qianye finally came to the conclusion that he will never play with me again?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head, which was obviously a cute gesture, but it made people feel cold all over for no reason.

It must be Bingkuoluo's fault, I took another sip of the soda, "Why not. I won't come here again, let's choose a place with less people and better scenery next time."

Comic show is indeed too noisy, not suitable for game geeks like me, compared to making friends offline, online ranking is more fun.

"Hmm." Osamu Dazai took a sip of his soda and didn't answer me.

We stood in the corner of the exhibition and finished drinking two cans of soda. I raised my hand to shoot, and the soda can hit the trash can.

"Three points!" I clapped my hands with satisfaction, what a perfect arc, as good as me.

Osamu Dazai imitated me and shot, and the two soda cans collided with each other, making a crisp sound.

"Who is Qianye going to see?" Osamu Dazai's tone returned to his usual laziness, "Let me guess: it's not something Qianye cares about very much, it can only be regarded as incidental. The purpose is not strong, not so much Let’s meet, it’s better to say that Qianye is only responsible for the supervision work, just show your face.”

He thought for a while and continued, "It's okay to not show up at all, ah, it's a simple task."

"Qianye doesn't use supernatural powers many times a day, and usually only attacks people in the other world... the Black Organization?" He asked with a chuckle, "Or should I call you Xinar?"

Bitter medicinal wine from Italy, not suitable for children who love sweets.

"There are very few members of the Black Organization who can obtain the code name. They have inherited the title of mother so quickly. It seems that the person with Qianye's ability is not low...Gin, rum, or absinthe? It should be It’s not the rye whiskey I saw last time. Am I right?”

His voice was so determined, as in the past, planning his strategy.

"Exactly." I clapped my hands and looked at my dear guardian, "I knew I couldn't hide it from Mr. Dazai."

"I never thought of hiding Mr. Dazai for a long time." I spread my hands and counted with my fingers, "The port mafia, the supernatural spy department, the black organization... and even though you didn't say it, I think you know Well-aware Jungle, wow, such a number is quite a lot.”

"There will be more in the future." I restrained my smile, "I can't understand it at all, right? Why should I do this? Even a desperado who is short of money would not be so mad."

"But I will not regret it. I am a person who will never regret my decision." I looked into Dazai Osamu's eyes, and those iris-colored eyes were full of me, "No one understands It doesn't matter, people's goals and ideals are not born for anyone to understand."

I just understand it myself.

Understand the future that I will dance on the tip of the knife all the time in order to survive, and understand my determination to survive no matter how difficult it is.

"Unlike Mr. Dazai, I am the kind of person who wants to live as hard as he can."

"Why, did you tell me this?" Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to wrap around me, gently stroking my eyes through an invisible barrier, "Why, Qianye?"

"Because," I was silent for a while, and answered truthfully, "Because Mr. Dazai is the best person to me."

"Eh?" Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide in surprise, he didn't guess it was this answer.

"It's all about applying for a meal subsidy for me." I lowered my head and kicked the ground lightly with my toes.

"Obviously I haven't hit my ability, and I am also a pure stranger relationship. If you just use it, the way you treat Akutagawa and Q is fine, right? But Mr. Dazai chose a gentler way out of pity for me. , I am really grateful."

"And that bullet. I almost cried when I saw it. I didn't expect you to find it." My system was almost scared to death.

"Mr. Dazai is really very gentle, I would like to believe you." I reached out and hooked his little finger, shaking it lightly, "The vows I made to Mr. Dazai on the Ferris wheel are all from my heart."

——You will always have my most loyalty.

Osamu Dazai was silent this time longer than any other time I've ever seen. He hugged me silently and gently stroked my hair.

I sniffed the familiar medicinal scent, the peach scent of the same type as mine, and wrapped my arms around his waist.

Reconciliation, although concealment, disguise and deceit is a game between us, but you can always trust me in time of need, and so can I.

"... Qianye's mission? Is it time?" Osamu Dazai asked hesitantly.

"Hey!" I hurriedly took out my phone, oh, oh, oh, my contact person!

Beauty mistake!I angrily opened up the contact information of my contact person, and told him in the tone of a cold superior that I would not show up, I would only observe in secret, and told him to be careful and not to make any small moves.

After staying with Osamu Dazai for a long time, I also became a black-hearted and unscrupulous boss, but I have no guilt.The first level of officialdom crushes people to death, so Xiao Luoluo has to be a little conscious.

"An intelligence transaction." I shook my phone at Osamu Dazai, "I don't understand why the intelligence dealers in Shinjuku are obsessed with Ikebukuro, but this time it's a business trip with public funds, let's go eat Lucia sushi later, I treat you .”

"It's always generous to treat guests with other people's money, Qianye." Osamu Dazai said helplessly, "Is it the same when I sent you to Hakata last time? That's when I met the killer dressed in women?"

"Don't tell me if you see it through." I wrinkled my nose in dissatisfaction, "Please give me the greatest respect and maintain my noble and proud heart!"

"Okay, okay." Osamu Dazai raised his hands in surrender, "Is this the only thing? I want to go eat sushi soon."

"Ah no, I still want to meet netizens." Osamu Dazai and I talked about the lovely Kanle-chan, her self-cognition and gender issues, and asked worriedly, "I'm afraid that she will be played by scumbags, You have to check it out for her yourself."

who?Cognitive impairment?Gan Le?Isn't this the female number of Orihara Rinya?

Osamu Dazai laughed wildly, hahahaha you have today too!That trader from Shinjuku is also you, you are indeed a well-known information dealer on the road, and no one can beat the show operation.

Not leaving, he is not leaving, he wants to stay and watch this good show.

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Qianye: Why do you laugh at the cute Gan Lejiang?Gan Lejiang is so pitiful, don't you have any sympathy?

Zai: Hahahahahahahahahahaha (laughing until the world is demented)

Lin Ye: What did I do wrong...