In order to survive, I do many jobs

Ikebukuro, a city with the same folk customs as Hakata.

If the killers in Hakata are polite, they bring their own business cards and honorifics, which makes people feel kind.Ikebukuro, on the other hand, is a bit rough and uninhibited, often fighting in the streets, and there are often incidents of strange disappearances of vending machines on street corners and incidents of road signs being broken for no reason.

The blond-haired young man held the road sign and waved it vigorously. I stood up resolutely, with the air of a general.

If you want to hurt my little sister, you have to pass me first!

Although the real Gan Le Jiang looks like a normal young man from any point of view, but I will never forget her cuteness and loveliness on the Internet.

It is said that you on the Internet are the real and undisguised self, and your appearance in reality is just a mass-produced template shaped by the melting pot of society. Compared with appearance, I think the soul of a person can represent his sincerity.

In my heart, I decided that Gan Le was wronging me because of the eyes of others in reality. Otherwise, why would she use a female account on the Internet?

Me: Anyone who says I am blind should go and see the chat records between me and Gan Lejiang!If I can read a little male hormone from those facial expressions and cuteness, I will lose.

When unknown youths tried to beat poor Gan Le violently, I stood up righteously.

Beating weak women in the street is undoubtedly a crime!Stop now, boy, you can still be saved!

Orihara Rinya: No!Xiaojing, hurry up, my knife is already hungry and thirsty, let's resume the normal rhythm of fighting, I want to stay away from this demonic source of all evil!

Will Shizuo Heiwajima hear Rinya Orihara's inner wish?No, he won't, his and Orihara Rinya's brain circuits are never on the same line.

Orihara Rinya: This damn single-celled organism...

"Weak girl?" Heiwajima Shizuo repeated in doubt, and then gave up thinking, "I don't understand, but everything is the fault of the fleas, as I said, brother Linya, don't step into Ikebukuro again."

"Xiao Jing still doesn't know how to use her brain to think as before, just die." Orihara Lin also spread his hands, and the tip of the knife drew a sharp arc between his fingers.

Shizuo Heiwajima held up the road sign, Rin Orihara pulled out his knife, the wind was roaring and the horse was howling, and the two sides were ready to go.

Masaomi Kida and his friends were reduced to the backdrop standing against the wall, Osamu Dazai sat next to me to watch the fun, and I was always ready to save my sister's life.

At a critical juncture, a rap-like voice interrupted the stagnant air.

Rap?Where did the rapper come from, did he come to smash my crosstalk artist's place?I immediately raised 12 points of vigilance.

"Shizuo, you can't fight in the sushi restaurant, it will disturb the customers." Simon, a strong Russian man with a strange Japanese accent, brought the sushi with one hand and stopped the sudden fight with one hand.

His accent sounds quite rhythmic, so I can't help but want to play an allegro for him.

As expected of Ikebukuro, a treasure land of geomantic omens where hidden dragons and crouching tigers emerge in endlessly.

My attention was shifted to the dinner plate in Simon's hand for a second. The caviar was plump and looked very attractive.Although it sounds weird for a sushi restaurant run by Russians, it looks subtly good.

goo~

"Qianye, I'm so hungry." Dazai Osamu lay on the table, looking as if he was about to ascend to heaven, and I remembered that we hadn't ordered yet.

The world is big, and the food is the biggest.

I'm sorry little sister, let me have a heart-to-heart talk with you after I'm full.

"Today's limit, and one of the recommended dishes." I immersed myself in the menu, "Mr. Dazai, do you want to eat sashimi? How about arctic shellfish and salmon?"

"Eat!" Osamu Dazai raised his hand happily.

Orihara Rinya, who was left on the spot by us: ...Ah, the time is really bad, I really want to hit someone.

Maybe it was frightened by the speed at which Osamu Dazai and I changed faces, or maybe it was because he had to pay compensation for the damage to the shop. The blond young man reinserted the broken road sign back into the concrete floor, stretched his wrist, and prepared to have a fight with Orihara Rin A flesh-to-body collision with fists.

"Well, I didn't come here to play with Xiaojing today. I'll see you next time." Orihara Lin also relied on his years of beating experience to run away slipperily. I only caught a black shadow. The little sister will not see Liao.

"Ganle-chan is so shy." I returned the menu to Simon, and said to Ki Tian Masaomi amiably, "Are you Ganle-chan's friend? You look very familiar."

"Who would be friends with him?" Masaomi Kida said fearfully, his eyes unconsciously glanced at Osamu Dazai next to me.

I understand, you are all predestined people, half-brothers, and you will join Fushimi Boy another day, and the whole family will be neat.

"Qianye!" At this time, Qiaomei led Lin Lin into Lucia Sushi, and waved to me in surprise.

"Qiaomei, Linlin, come and sit down." I looked at the blond beauty, and a brilliant idea came to my mind.

"Lin Lin, if you know a friend who suffers from gender cognitive impairment, how would you help him?" I briefly told Lin Lin about the situation of Gan Lejiang, "Although she is purely masculine in reality , but I have always been a lovely girl in my heart, my good sister."

"...Why don't you consider the possibility that he is actually using a female account to deceive people?" Lin Lin questioned.

Without further ado, I took out my phone and clicked on the chat history between me and Gan Lejiang to show him.

You taste, you taste carefully, do you think the opposite side of the network is a man or a woman?

"I understand, she is indeed a girl." Lin Lin quickly accepted my statement, and together with me, we thought about a treatment plan to help Gan Lejiang understand herself.

Osamu Dazai, who was watching from the sidelines: ...As expected of Qianye's friend, his thinking is so magical.

But who cares, it's Orihara Rin's own fault anyway.

"How long will you stay in Ikebukuro?" Lin Lin smoothed his long flowing hair and said to me, "Enoda said that Ikebukuro has been a little bit uneasy recently. If it's just for fun, it's better to go back to Tokyo earlier."

Do you think Tokyo is safe?Of the four cities I have been to in my lifetime, Yokohama, Hakata, Tokyo, and Ikebukuro, none of them can confidently say that it is a livable and safe city.

I'm already a Buddha, so you can do whatever you want, an excellent [-]-year-old boy is not afraid of challenges.

"The legend is a demon sword? Sin Song is making trouble." Lin Lin told me in a storytelling tone, "An and Sang should have heard of the most famous headless horseman in Ikebukuro, right? She really exists. met."

"Almost all the urban legends in Ikebukuro are true."

"Really? You saw the Headless Horseman!" I was very excited. "Have you taken a photo? Do you want to get an autograph? Her? Is it a girl?"

The headless horseman actually has a gender, I have learned a lot.

"No, I only saw a figure, passing by on a motorcycle, racing along a vertical wall, it's not something humans can do at all." Lin Lin gestured to me twice.

"Cut." I pursed my mouth in disappointment, and just rode my bike up the wall. Mr. Nakaya from Yokohama can do it easily, not only that, he can even press the hat on his head with supernatural powers, no matter how artificial he is will fall.

Lively mad at Newton's behavior.

Yukimura-kun is also holding Newton's coffin board firmly. The sports jacket he draped over his shoulders remains motionless no matter how intense his movements are.

But Yukimura-kun doesn’t have the ability of gravity, so I suspect that he secretly used a pin to fasten his jacket to the clothes on his shoulders, otherwise his unscientific behavior cannot be explained at all.

…Wait, did the tennis guys next door and the basketball guys next door really talk about science?

Japan's high school students are really unfathomable, each with unique skills, respect and respect.

"The song of the demon sword?" Dazai Osamu reached out and picked up a piece of tuna sushi, and said while eating, "I heard that it is a weapon that deeply loves humans, especially powerful humans."

Why do you know everything? Did you build some bizarre intelligence network when I didn't know about it?

Love humans?This sentence is slightly familiar, isn't this Gan Le's line?

"Sin Song and Gan Le should be able to chat easily." I nodded affirmatively, "The love that crosses species is perfect."

The sin song in Xingli's body: ... No, only Orihara Rin doesn't make me like it.

Poor Ganle-chan, she seems to be disliked by cats and dogs in Ikebukuro. I scratched my head in doubt about how failed I am as a human being.

But these things have nothing to do with us, because we will be back in Tokyo after eating and wandering around Ikebukuro for a while, I thought very earnestly.

...I shouldn't just set up a flag and slap myself in the face.

As a well-deserved protagonist of Destiny, I shouldn't expect myself to stay out of trouble. It seems that my knowledge of myself is far from enough.

After we separated from Lin Lin and Qiao Mei, Osamu Dazai and I walked happily on the road, and we walked to the famous scenic spots in Ikebukuro.

In the park in the evening, there are rumbling winds, smoke from wolves, howling ghosts and wolves, and dead bodies everywhere, which is a tragedy in the world.

The irritable guy with blonde hair that I met at the sushi restaurant before turned into a madman, roaring Ola Ola and punching hard.The red-eyed crowd scrambled to die like dumplings, and they were beaten into the sky one by one by him.

"Wow—" I slowly let out an exclamation, "It's so good."

The blown people are like a fountain, is this the hidden map of Ikebukuro?I raised my camera and recorded today's easter eggs.

Today's trip to Ikebukuro, I ate Russian sushi and saw the human fountain, which was perfect.If you can check in the Headless Horseman again, it will be a colorful and happy day.

"Mr. Dazai, would you like to take a photo together?" I raised the camera and asked my queen model enthusiastically, "This background is rare and rare!"

"Don't get excited suddenly in strange places." Dazai Osamu tapped my forehead with his fingers, "Those people seem to be controlled by something?" He grabbed the arm of a fish that slipped through the net, and initiated disqualification from the world.

There was no reaction, the person caught by him twisted and twisted, and danced a Yangko with his hand.

"It's not a supernatural power." Osamu Dazai let go of Yangko brother.Flicking his wrist, he suddenly took out a mobile phone.

Your ability to take advantage of the sheep is so against the sky, I'm slandering you while honestly coming forward, let me see!

"Anonymous chat room DOLLARS..." I watched Osamu Dazai look through the chat history, and the screen was full of "Mother, Mother, Mother, Mother" and Heihe Shizuo Shima, which was very scary.

Hey, swiping the screen in a chat room is like digging a grave in a forum post bar, without quality.

"The name of this flashing person is..." I reached out and clicked, and saw the familiar ID, "Isn't this Gan Lejiang, is she also a member of DOLLARS?"

I feel that there must be a conspiracy in this matter.

Although my little sister is cute and cute, she is also a troublemaker and a pleasure criminal who plays with others wantonly.

Alas, I am surrounded by black mud spirits or troublemakers. A group of evildoers surround me who is weak, pitiful and helpless. Life is really hard.

"Blonde brother seems to have finished the fight." When Osamu Dazai and I looked through the records of other people's chat rooms, Shizuo Heiwajima had already defeated all the twisting Yangko troops with one enemy and one hundred.

"Look, Mr. Dazai, your first initial mission has appeared." I pointed to the little brother who seemed to be seriously injured, "The one who saved people, right? Let's call an ambulance for him?"

"But Qianye, this is not Yokohama." Osamu Dazai shrugged helplessly, "I think the doctors here don't have such a good psychological quality."

That's right, although the Ikebukuro Tokise gang is prevalent, most of them are small fights between young people, unlike Yokohama, where gangs fight each other and suffer heavy casualties. Doctors are very indifferent to injuries that are obviously of unknown origin, and they don't ask too much. ask a question.

"In this case, Ikebukuro should have underground clinics, black doctors, etc..." As I was talking, I suddenly thought of Mori Ogai.

Tsk, thanks to him, such a great profession as a doctor has been cast a bad shadow. The angel in white clothes who saved lives and healed the wounded suddenly took out a scalpel and cut the patient's throat. The contrast is not such a cute way!

I walked up to the blond brother and checked his breath. He was very healthy and fell asleep out of exhaustion.

You fighters are too foul, I envy and hate.

On the other side, Osamu Dazai took Shizuo Heiwajima's mobile phone without paying attention to the right to privacy, picked through a long list of address books, and finally dialed the number of a person named "Shilla Kishitani", and had a simple conversation with the other party. After saying a few words, the tone was quite familiar.

Why do you know everyone, are you acquaintances from all over the world?Damn it, my future self will also create an illustrated book of friendship!

"Okay." Osamu Dazai put the phone back into Shizuo Heiwajima's pocket, clapped his hands briskly, and said to me, "Didn't Qianye want to see the Headless Horseman? She will come soon."

"Really!" I opened my eyes wide in surprise, "Is Mr. Dazai a fairy godmother! Magic!"

"It's Qianye alone's fairy godmother." Dazai Osamu accepted his new identity without any qualms.

"Then I am Cinderella who ate the poisoned apple." I nodded deeply, "I was imprisoned in the tower by the witch, waiting for the Prince of Destiny to kiss me awake."

Osamu Dazai: ... Four fairy tales are strung together in one sentence. Have you really read the book carefully?

Me: I'm the only one of you with a degree!Don't underestimate me, you dropout!

"Om—" The roar of the locomotive interrupted the fairy tale science class. While I was wondering if Mr. Nakaya suddenly appeared in such a wild driving posture, I saw a man in black wearing a yellow cat ear helmet park the locomotive. next to us.

[Thank you very much, can you leave your contact information?After Shizuo wakes up, he will definitely come to thank him in person. 】The rider showed me typing on the handheld, his fingernails faintly revealing black smoke.

Is she just—

"You don't need to thank me, this beautiful lady." Osamu Dazai smiled and supported my shoulders, and pushed me forward gently, "My children want to see you very much, and it would be even better if they can take a photo with you."

"Is it Miss Headless Horseman!" I excitedly raised the camera, Mr. Dazai is the best fairy godmother, with boundless magic power to make my dream come true, I love him!

[Take a group photo? ! ] Selti frantically gestured, almost breaking the handheld, 【It’s possible, but it may disappoint you...】

Although it is known as an urban legend in Ikebukuro, the headless fairy is indeed a non-human species that humans cannot accept.

Celty took off the helmet, and the smooth incision on the neck was surrounded by black mist, and I couldn't help but "wow".

Sajia's trip was not in vain!As long as she is a beautiful younger sister, no matter if she is human or not, she is within my protection!

Neptune, is so fraternal.

Osamu Dazai took off the camera I was carrying around my neck, and gave me an OK gesture, "Go, I will take a good picture of Qianye."

I nodded, and I couldn't wait to run to the young lady and stand beside her, and stretched out my hand to show half a heart.

Cooperate with me, cooperate with me!I looked at Celty expectantly.

Celty stretched out his hand strangely, and made a heart shape with me.

Click!

"Can I send you a copy of the photo?" I said to the Headless Horseman who put on his helmet again. "This is my ID..."

[The top chef who cooks mackerel? ] Seeing my ID, Celti suddenly typed happily, 【I've watched your live broadcast, and I like you very much. 】

Hey, is the Headless Horseman a fan of mine?As expected of me, the God of Games!

"Add me, I'll take you back to play black." As long as you are also a player of the bald boy, we are good sisters in the same nest.

Two-dimensional friendship is so pure.

Osamu Dazai and I helped Celty carry Shizuo Heiwajima onto the back seat of the motorcycle, and watched the urban legend of Ikebukuro fly away.

Today's trip to Ikebukuro came to a successful conclusion. I stretched myself and went back.

Back at the house where he lived with his lover Shilla Kishitani, Celty handed Shizuo Heiwajima over to a young man in a white coat.

【Is Shizuo okay? 】Selti typed and asked.

"No problem, I can walk on the ground tomorrow." Kishitani Shilla said relaxedly, "Serti, you seem to be in a good mood?"

[Well, I met my favorite game player and took a group photo. 】Serti showed the group photos to his lovers.

Kishitani Shilla's smiling expression froze on the love that the two girls made together.

"Why, Celty! You and I didn't compare our hearts when we took pictures!" A sad man uttered violent words.

Me: Oh, men, the heart of the beautiful sister belongs to me.Your rank is still too low, weaklings!

Back in Tokyo, Osamu Dazai stayed at home and lay his body, while I went to the stationery store next to the campus to replenish my stock.

An average of three days to complete the task of writing a water-based pen, the life of social animals is deplorable.

I was counting money from my pocket to the boss when I heard my phone ding.

Belmode: Xinar, the task has been completed well, do you have time to come to the organization's research base?The research progress of the medicine is going well, and the boss is very happy.

I looked at this message in confusion, what is "medicine"?Aren't you a transnational criminal group?Still doing scientific research?

But I know that I must not ignore any clues, because this message was not sent to me by someone else, but a message from the senior management of the black organization who has passed my supernatural ability and trusted me 100%.

Belmode sent this news, just like an inventive genius discovers a new patent, full of joy, he wants to share this private matter with his best friend, then I am in the category of "best friend".

——That's why my ability is quite despicable, and the victim will tell me all the secrets without knowing it.

Erwuzi, it's a very despicable profession, and I don't have a sense of belonging to the winery.

Not to mention the word "medicine", there are almost no good things related to it, and it is accurate to catch one.

If it doesn’t work, I’ll report the winery’s illegal operation to evade taxes, intentionally add water to the wine bottles, and arrest you all.

Sinar II: Well, I'm on call on weekends.

Belmode: No, I will pick you up after school tomorrow.

On the one hand, Osamu Dazai caused a sensation among the girls in the school, and on the other hand, there was Belmode, who made the boys stare straight at him. Men and women can take it all.

Seeing that I am about to become a public enemy, I can't help but sigh sadly.

Being strong is indeed a dangerous profession. My omnipotent attacking power has no effect on the girls in the school. Jealousy blinds their eyes like lard, and they cannot see my harmless heart.

"Follow me all the way, come out." I walked around into the dark alley, tilted my head and looked at the knife-wielding gangster following me, "robbing money? Robbing sex? Or looking for excitement?"

"Hand over your wallet obediently, and play with me again, brother. If brother is in a good mood, I will let you die." The flamboyant little gangster waved the fruit knife at me arrogantly, "Hurry up! Don't dawdle. "

"Officer Mumu is pitiful." I sighed and said, "Under the halo of death, even if I try my best to be kind, some idiots will always die by themselves. If I don't kill, I feel sorry for your good posture."

"There is no silencer, let's use it for survival." I pulled out the gun under my skirt under the eyes of the little gangster, "Goodbye, friend. In the next life, remember not to easily provoke girls wearing JK."

The people of Bodo made a voice of approval.

"boom!"

Kudo Shinichi woke up in front of the computer, and the detective radar told him that there was another murder in Mihua Town!

In the middle of the night, there is no end!

Kudo Shinichi, who arrived in a hurry, stopped at the entrance of the alley and took a breath.

The victim was lying on the ground with his head up, with tearing scars at the corners of his mouth, blood frothing between his teeth, and despair in his eyes. The scene was very brutal.

"Put the muzzle of the gun into the victim's mouth and pull the trigger... What a brutal act." The high school student detective reached out to feel the residual temperature of the corpse, "The murderer hasn't gone far, who is it?"

Amidst the sound of the police siren, Osamu Dazai looked away from the balcony on the second floor, stretched out his hand and broke a rose, and the sharp thorns ran across his fingertips, leaving light white marks.

"Mr. Dazai?" The black-haired girl looked over, wearing a cute cat apron, "Do you want to eat late at night? Challenge yourself to the spicy crayfish, I only put half of the chili, should it be okay?"

"Qianye, is the ending okay?" Osamu Dazai played with the rose, and inserted it loosely into the girl's ear, "That detective is not easy to fool."

"What is Mr. Dazai talking about?" The black-haired girl puffed up her cheeks in dissatisfaction, and asked with her hands on her hips, "Am I as obvious as regressing? All the skills Mr. Dazai taught me have been put to good use."

"It's better to bring a muffler next time." Osamu Dazai smelled the scent of crayfish, and could faintly feel the spiciness just by smelling the smell, "Oh, it looks very good."

"It's a newly learned recipe." The black-haired girl became happy again, "My cooking skills are very good, Mr. Dazai must try it."

"The muffler is so heavy," she complained, "I should apply to the winery some other day...it's really troublesome."

Red roses were inserted in the ink-like hair, like blood-colored flowers blooming in the dark night.

We, the residents of the Dark Realm, don't obey your rules of the White Way.

I hummed a song and peeled the crayfish to eat, thinking of Kudo Shinichi, who worked overtime today but was doomed to fail, I clicked my tongue twice in my heart.

I am also a high school student, I think you must feel the same for me, thank you for your hard work, boy.

Well, if I were really an unarmed, innocent girl, I would be the one you saw dead.There is no way a seen knife-wielding robber would let a begging victim go.

It's just black eating black, what a big deal.

I'm a villain.

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Qianye: He is a righteous detective and a villain!Black eat black, flattered.

In the next chapter, the lovely Shirley will appear, and the bloody drama of the winery will launch a sequel again:

How many women does Ley have complicated emotional relationships with?Who is the strong one standing at the top of the food chain in this drama of sadomasochistic love?Undercover gatherings, Erwuzi are in power, what is the future of the winery?For more exciting programs, please pay attention to the update at [-] o'clock tomorrow night, we will see you soon.