In order to survive, I do many jobs

Dear viewers and friends, it is midnight Tokyo time, welcome to watch today's legal channel.I am your host, a detective girl who does good deeds without leaving her name.

In the following program, you will see—two strange men meet on the rooftop, one of them intends to kill someone, what made him commit crimes at a young age, let us walk into the heart of the suspect, and listen to him s story.

At the same time, in this program, we will discuss the essential reasons why Tokyo was selected as one of the four unlivable cities and the major threat to the lives of young people who stay up late.

In Tokyo, walking at night and bumping into ghosts is not scary, but bumping into people is terrible.The residents here are all talented people. You can't understand their pain points at all. You don't know when they will suddenly go crazy and kill the passing melon-eating people. They are very sick.

I would like to warn everyone, don’t stay up late easily, baldness can range from baldness to death, you must take good care of your body, go to bed early and get up early to strive to be a promising new youth.

Ann and the reporter in front brought us a live broadcast and let us connect to her channel.

Late at night, the star-studded rooftop and the quiet night breeze are very suitable for a romantic romantic trip.I expected to run into a feast of dog food where a man and a woman tell each other their love, and I consciously made all the preparations to never disturb the sweethearts of the young couple, but I didn't expect to bump into another murder scene.

"Again", what a sad word, my life is too rich and colorful.

Me: I want to go back to Yokohama. My hometown is better. The folk customs are simple and kind-hearted. In contrast, even the young girls who pass by by chance seem amiable.

At this moment, I was squatting in a dark corner to observe secretly. Tokuta Tara held up the camera, with a friendly smile revealing a little bewilderment, and the neurotic boy raised the murder weapon with a wanton smile.

At the critical moment, I snapped my fingers.

Look at me, boy, stop your wickedness.

The sudden source of sound attracted the attention of the white-haired boy. As I expected, he briefly shifted his attention to me. Just as his ferocious expression eased, there was a sudden change, black, white, blue, and green in turn. Then, the muzzles of the ten Tatara pitch-black guns suddenly moved away, aiming directly at the center of my eyebrows.

I:?Director, is your script upside down?Which one is this playing?

"Stop!" Ten beams of Tatara reacted, a red flame burst out from his palm, and I squatted down and rolled instantly at the moment of surprise, and pulled out a gun from under my skirt to aim at the white-haired boy.

Abilities are not enough for weapons to come together, my lord, the times have changed, let me show you the power of random marksmanship!

"Everything." I called my old father in my heart, with a solemn expression, "Did you see it? He obviously fell into my superpower, why did he raise a gun at me?"

There are no exceptions to my abilities. Unless he is an extreme psychopath who is keen on murdering his friends, no matter how vicious a gangster is, he will let go of his guard and call me a brother.

[I just recorded the video, Zai Zai, your ability only took effect on him for two seconds. 】My system calls up the recording frame by frame, 【His expression is very strange... Just now and now, it looks like two people. 】

Two people... I was silent, and based on my knowledge of my own abilities and my bold imagination, the fledgling Ann and the doctor made a diagnosis from a distance—is this young man a genius?

It’s like this, my supernatural ability [Schrödinger’s Two or Five Boys] belongs to the mind control system, and it is stimulated by the human consciousness as the object of action. The condition is that the other party can clearly feel my existence, see me, touch me or hear me. My voice is free, and I treat everyone equally, except for the BUG Dazai Osamu.

There is only one special situation. When the victim is a patient with split personality, things will become dramatic.Only the personality that controlled the body at that time would be affected by my ability, and the other personality was spared because it could not meet the conditions for the ability to activate.

In other words, as long as there are enough personalities and the switching is fast enough, theoretically it is possible to overcome me for a short time.

But, this is just a theoretical reasoning, and it is almost impossible to complete it in practice. Who would play with a different personality? You must be sick.

This suspected schizophrenic boy is by no means a normal person, man, you have successfully caught my attention.

A strong enemy is in front of me, and the strange blond youth and I are forced to fight the enemy hand in hand. The flames in the hands of the ten bundles of Tatara are as strong as a mountain. He is an ally of the third king, the Red King.

And I am a clan member of the fifth king, the Green King. Let alone the relationship between the two kings, just looking at the color scheme, the scene may not look very good.

Red and green match bullshit, my aesthetics does not allow such an unglamorous play to tarnish my precious vision.

Just when I was hesitating whether to give the white-haired boy a green lightning bolt to perm his head, the murderer himself suddenly performed an online madness.

I saw him sometimes laughing, crying, sad and angry, sometimes like a vicissitudes of an unemployed uncle, sometimes like an eighteen-year-old charming girl, sometimes wearing a dragon robe to show a domineering aura, sometimes crying like a desperate housewife, Yan Yi The abundance of reserves makes this crosstalk contestant amazed.

Accelerator, the emoji guide, gave a thumbs up.

My friend, do you have enough personality to change your face in Sichuan opera? Unbelievable!I really learned a lot today, the world is really big and full of wonders.

While I was amazed, I continued to use my abilities, trying to corrupt the boy's will with the halo of Erwuzi.

It depends on how much personality you have that can cause disasters, I don't believe in this evil anymore.

"It's you!!! Hahaha... Help, don't! Where am I? Kill you... At that time, I should... Get out, now is my time..."

The white-haired young man with a handsome face was very confused, and his words didn't make sense. I was so warm and kind that I almost dialed the ambulance number.

Me: Hello, is it a psychiatric hospital?You have found the critically ill patients living outside, take them away quickly, and the neighbors will come to complain if they disturb the people again.

"How many personalities has this friend changed?" I poked my body, okay brother, this is the first time I met a legendary little expert in fine points, and it's strange, my sister will spend time with you today Oh, don't be fooled.

My system suddenly fell silent and didn't respond to me immediately as usual.

"All?" I poked my old father in doubt, what's the matter with you, is it out of battery?I have a power bank with me, so I can continue the flight for you.

[Zai Zai, don't you think...] The system suddenly changed suddenly in the middle of speaking.

A huge long sword suddenly soared from the chest of the white-haired boy, and the scorching light illuminated the main block, almost blinding my eyes.

I should have snatched the vodka sunglasses earlier, but I made a mistake.Speaking of which, what does the guy with the sunglasses that can't leave his face look like? I'm a little curious. He doesn't feel inferior because his face is too public. He has to wear sunglasses to dare to see people, right?

For the sake of his honesty and sincerity, make an appointment for a psychological counseling for him another day. This child is so pitiful.

"D-The sword of Damocles?" I looked at the iconic king sword hesitantly, and it was hard to believe that the bastard in front of me was the king?

What's the matter with you, little brother, why is there no force at all, the majestic king committed crimes late at night with the intention of harming innocent girls, and after the incident was revealed, he frantically changed his personality in an attempt to evade responsibility, without any responsibility as a king.

Let me tell you, just like you, social hotspots don't even bother to give you a front page, but at most give you an advertising space.

"His power of kings can't be just the 108 tricks of fine division..." I murmured looking at him, "Suddenly the filter for kings is completely broken, and it can be ranked first among the top ten confusing abilities. "

Shouldn't the kings all come on stage with their own BGM like the wind, and can calmly say "you are all my wings" to the allies?

For example, Zhou Fangzun, the red king who suddenly appeared, fits my imagination of a king.

The red long sword with hidden cracks confronted the colorless sword. The hot flames dyed the sky red, as if all the water vapor in the air had been burned. I touched the barrel of the gun and prayed secretly that it would not explode .

Human beings' fear of water and fire comes from instinct, and the fear of flame is even more serious. Dryness, pain, burns, and disasters beyond recognition are one of the most original symbols of power.

It is said that the battle of the kings in Tokyo will happen every three to five times. Most of them are the struggle between the red king and the blue king. The third king and the fourth king have been entangled like fate since the first generation.

The colorless king is the one who has the least chance of war. His strength is at the end of the seven kings. His ability is changeable and he is not good at martial arts. He will undoubtedly lose when fighting the red king.

But Zhou Fangzun is also very difficult to kill the white-haired boy. Killing the king has the risk of dropping the sword. The origin of the Jiagudu Meteor Crater incident, which suffered heavy casualties, was the falling sword of the former third king.

The fire you play with has to be extinguished by yourself, men.

As I expected, the Colorless King, who only puts a black gun behind his back, will not confront the martial arts faction head-on, see things exposed, and run away.

The crazy white-haired boy laughed twice, dexterously flipped down the roof railing, and disappeared in an instant, disappearing into the night together with the sword of Damocles above his head.

Being a king but being good at escaping is not very handsome.

"Mr. Ten Beams!" The orange-haired boy on a skateboard hurried over, and the entire red team mobilized, "Are you okay!"

"It's okay Hatta." Tokuta Tara bent down to pick up the dropped camera, and looked at me gently, "Thank you for saving me. My name is Tokuta Tara."

"I'm Anhe Qianye." I calmly tucked the gun under my skirt amid Hatta Misaki's blushing face instantly, "Since your companion is here to pick you up, I have to go home quickly."

Hada Misaki: Female, girl ... Ah, she lifts her skirt and closed her eyes and close her eyes!wait, gun?Why hide a gun in your skirt?

Me: Because it is convenient, I can take it and shoot it at any time, and blow off the enemy's dog's head with one shot.

"Are you in such a hurry?" Ten Bee Tatara said with some embarrassment, "I also want to thank you very much, come to Barbara to rest for a while, seeing how tired you are."

Me: ...Hold on, I shouldn't parkour late at night, exhausting myself like a dog, not to mention, trouble after trouble.

Am I Mercury retrograde this year? Do I need a talisman or something... On the shopping website, the master who exorcises evil spirits and wards off disasters, buys one, gets one, buys two, gets three, is he still doing activities to consecrate the talisman himself?Is there a discount for ordering now?

"It's dangerous for a girl to walk alone at night, so let someone send you off." Shi Shu Duo Liang has an amiable aura. I like him a lot. He is a little brother who understands the sentiments of life very well.

I, who was passionate about parkour in the middle of the night, and him, who went to the rooftop to shoot night scenes in the middle of the night, may have a very good brain circuit.

"No, my guardian will come to pick me up." I waved my hand and didn't care.Besides, there are so many psychopaths, I have no fear of walking alone.

This lucky guy who escaped from the dead wants to listen to Baiwuyuya, I am very good at telling ghost stories.

Although I am very afraid of Q’s ghost dolls, ghost stories are different. One is for others to scare me, and the other is for me to scare people. The latter will only make me full of fighting spirit, and the more I tell it, the better.

Give it a try, the joy of being scared to tears, my ability to tell horror stories is not inferior to the level of cross talk.The excellent anchor decathlon, and the horror BGM of the bald boy told ghost stories. The audience who heard it all said that the air conditioner does not need to be turned on in the summer, and how much electricity bills are left. Thank you.

Viewers watching the live broadcast: trembling, are you a devil?The source of happiness that was promised at the beginning, lies, are all lies!

Although I insisted that it was perfectly fine to be alone, I couldn't refuse the warm invitation of Ten Beast Tatara, and I ended up going to the Barbara with him.

It's definitely not because I want to check in at online celebrity stores, at least not entirely because of that, I swear.

Wow, it is indeed an online celebrity store that survives in the fiercely competitive business environment in Tokyo. The interior decoration of the Barbara store is classical and full of connotations. The bartender brother thoughtfully gave me a glass of strawberry milk. It is said that it is still the most popular brand of the Red King. ...Wait a minute, you are such a domineering king, do you actually like to drink strawberry-flavored milk?

Good taste!I appreciate you so much, Strawberry Saico!

I drank milk sippingly, watching ten bundles of Tatara being surrounded by members of the red group, while complaining about what night scenes he took in the middle of the night, while scolding the white-haired boy for not being human, the blond young man surrounded in the middle was always free and easy and warm Facing the concerned accusations from his companions, he touched his head and responded with a good temper.

"Everyone is a good person." A young voice sounded beside me. The little girl in a red Lolita dress climbed onto the bar chair, took out a red glass bead from her pocket, and passed through it. look at me.

"Yes, it's like family." I looked back at ten beams of Tara, and looked at Anna, the little princess of the legendary red group, a very cute little girl.

"You will also have your own family." Anna put away the glass beads and said earnestly, "If you search hard and pay your heart, you will definitely get what you want."

"Really? Let me borrow your good words." I smiled with my eyes bent. Real friends, real feelings, and false trust can't be exchanged for sincerity. I've always been so sure.

Heart for heart is called sincerity.

The little girl's mouth is so sweet, I like it very much.Such a cute child should have candy.I took out my pockets, and it was okay, there was still some candy left for today.

"Here, do you want some candy?" I grabbed a lot of candy and spread it out in front of Anna. I brought a lot of fruit candy today, with pink strawberry flavor mixed in it, round and round.

Anna carefully picked out two strawberry-flavored candies, jumped off the bar chair, and showed the candies to the red-haired man sitting on the sofa.

"Your honor, it's candy." Anna showed Zhou Fangzun two ordinary fruit candies. The man who was dozing like a lion opened his eyes, looked at her, stretched out his big rough hand, and took it away from the little girl's hand. One, I peeled off the candy wrapper impatiently and threw it into the mouth.

I watched him chew up the candy and threw it away, and then looked at Anna who was obediently holding the candy, and I felt that girls were cuter.

"Thank you very much this time. I didn't expect the Colorless King to attack the members of the Barbara." The young man in sunglasses who was wiping his glass said with a headache, "First the King of Green, then the King of Colorless, the enemy It’s always coming out.”

That's right, making too many enemies is easy to overturn, it's better to turn enemies into friends, how nice it is for everyone to be harmonious.

Excellent Erwuzi have no enemies in their eyes, only future friends and double salary again.

While lowering my head to send Osamu Dazai a new address, while listening to the lively voices of Barbara members laughing and cursing, I rested my chin on one hand and lazily tapped on the edge of the bar with my knuckles.

It's so boring, it's better to have a hair dryer on the rooftop.

Kusanagi Izumo stopped wiping the wine glass, looked at the black-haired girl's empty eyes, as cold as a pool of stagnant water, the voices of people around her were so close to her, but they couldn't reach her ears, the hustle and bustle of the world was alone with her irrelevant.

Obviously just now looked quite lively and optimistic...

"Excuse me, I'm here to pick up my child." Just when Kusanagi Izumo was thinking about pouring her another glass of strawberry milk, Barbara's door was pushed open again.

A young man in a windbreaker pushed the door in, raised his hand skillfully to greet Izumo Kusanagi, and stepped into the realm of the king with a leisurely demeanor.

The person who came was a frequent visitor of Barbara. On the surface, he was just a handsome and ordinary young man, but apart from Zhenme Town and Namori Town, most of Tokyo has this man's eyeliner. His style is unpredictable and extremely difficult to figure out. , is a first-class dangerous element.

"Mr. Dazai!" The black-haired girl who was so bored to draw circles jumped off the bar chair and ran towards Dazai, circling happily around him, and said pitifully, "Did you come by taxi? I ​​really walked I can't move anymore."

Just now the sense of loneliness in her body was swept away, and Dazai Osamu's own dark aura was replaced by leisurely, he lazily flicked the girl's forehead with his fingers, raised his eyes and smiled at Kusanagi Izumo when she cried out in pain After a while, it was a tacit handover.

"Yes, well, say goodbye to them, let's go back, the taxi driver is still waiting for us." Osamu Dazai pointed to the car parked outside the door.

Oh my god, the labor costs in Tokyo are so expensive, I have to leave quickly.

"Then I'll take my leave first," I waved to the people in the red group, ready to leave without any regrets.

This is not my kind of excitement, I am not interested in forcibly stepping into other people's friendship circle, now I go home and still have the leftover sweet grapes from yesterday to eat.

"You," Zhou Fangzun, who was leaning on the sofa, said in a deep voice when I was about to walk out of the barbara gate. Ten bunches of tatara stood beside him and waved to me with a smile. Anna grabbed his sleeve and looked at me quietly. Direction, a family of three neatly.

"...You are a friend of Barbara." The Scarlet King only said this briefly.

"What Zun means is that if you need any help, you can come to Barbara to find us at any time, and you can also come to Anna to play when you are free." Kusanagi Izumo complemented his own king's words, "Thank you for saving Shishu, just Take this as our thank you."

"Huh?" I didn't expect them to say that. After all, saving people is just a casual act. I don't care about the aftermath. As long as the rescued don't be morally kidnapped and revenged, it doesn't matter if I thank you or not. I don't want to make anyone grateful Just reached out to help.

"I see, Anna, I'll bring you new candies another day." I said goodbye one last time, and left behind Osamu Dazai.

"It's a good result, isn't it? Saving other people's lives, and thus gaining gratitude and friendship." Dazai Osamu said to me, the driver started the car silently, humming past in the silent night.

"That's right." I rested my chin in thought, "Although I feel a little unlucky today, it's good to meet new friends."

"But Qianye doesn't look happy." Osamu Dazai tilted his head to look at me, "Did something happen?"

He was really sharp, and my grievances and resentment suddenly burst.

"Wow, I'm so angry!" I suddenly pounced on Osamu Dazai, hugged his waist, and rubbed against his chest, "So angry, so angry! I'm going to be as angry as a crab."

"What happened suddenly?" Osamu Dazai didn't push me away, and rubbed my hair, "Who bullied you?"

"No! No one can bully a detective!" I looked up at him, and Osamu Dazai just looked down at me.

It is said that looking from the bottom of the person, due to the effect of perspective and gravity, the fat on the face will fall significantly, commonly known as the death angle, and girls are taboo for taking pictures.

But from this point of view, Osamu Dazai's appearance is still impeccable, and there is no mistake.

When he looks at you intently, it is easy to drown in those seemingly gentle but cold eyes.

"Who bullied you?" I heard him ask softly.

I hesitated to speak, buried my head in his arms and sulked.

Just before, when my system was silent, I realized a problem at the same time as it.

A colorless king who has multiple personalities, can overcome my supernatural powers in a short time, is armed with a pistol, and said "It's you...kill you...it should be..." at that time.

——Isn’t it the one who killed me back then! ?

[The initial data has been called up, baby, I found an unparseable data stream. 】My supervisor told me,【Probably the colorless king intended to snatch your body and devour your consciousness at that time, and it was the garbled characters left after being discharged by the antivirus system. 】

You bitch!If I don't kill you, I swear I won't be human!

It's just that I'm not too angry to find the murderer, but the fact that the hot chicken is the king makes me angry.

Only the king can kill the king, and there are occasional exceptions, and only the most powerful ally in the clan chosen by the king himself can exist as the king killer.

Detective me, not qualified!How can I rest!

You can't even set foot in the arena, Dresden Slate, you double-standard dog, I will use you as a washboard sooner or later.

I gritted my teeth secretly, heh, it is impossible to want me to give up.Don't underestimate women's vengeance, what is it that I can't do that pushes me into a hurry?

"Qianye?" Osamu Dazai pressed my head lightly, pinched my face with his fingers, "It's fine if you don't want to say it, but do you really want my help?"

If it was Osamu Dazai, even without bloodshed, it would be enough to destroy a person...

I thought of this crop, and my spirits lifted.

That's right, I have nothing to do with the affairs of you kings. Revenge is not only a way to go by force. I am smart and have a witty mind to use.

"Leave it to me, Mr. Dazai." I was held in his arms, and my voice was muffled, "I am Mr. Dazai's most proud disciple, am I not? It's time for Mr. Dazai to take a look at the achievements of my learning. "

"You're full of energy." Osamu Dazai said briskly, "Then we'll have to wait for Qianye's performance."

It's really not good, it's okay for him to take a secret shot once, even if he wants to be the one who saves people, occasional revenge is completely fine, Oda Saku will understand.

The neon lights outside the car reflected light and shadows. Dazai Osamu sat on the back chair, put one hand on the girl's hair in his arms and gently stroked it, and propped the elbow of the other hand on the car window, propping his head lazily .

The street lamp passed by, and on the reflection of the glass window, the cold light remaining in the pair of iris eyes flashed past.

The driver who drove silently was ignorant, and the girl in his arms seemed to sense something, and wanted to raise her head in doubt, but was gently pressed down by a moderate force.

"Sleep, disobedient child."