In order to survive, I do many jobs

Something is wrong, Osamu Dazai is very wrong today.

While I was chopping tons of tomatoes on the chopping board, I secretly observed Dazai Osamu who was lying on the sofa in the living room with salted fish from the corner of the eye through the cover of the kitchen refrigerator.

At first glance, it is still the familiar face, the familiar lazy expression and the familiar paralysis of salted fish, and even the song humming in his mouth is a familiar tune.Logically, this should be an unremarkable evening's break, but why is my heart filled with foreboding?

As a top-notch detective, I will not let go of any clues. Let me open my memory palace and see the clues left by the suspect.

This morning, I stayed up all night again and went to the 24-hour M Ji for breakfast with my guardian who also stayed up all night. Because Osamu Dazai took a fancy to the small mummy pendant that came with the children's meal, we were under the unspeakable gaze of the clerk. I ordered a children's meal and a double beef burger set.

——The double-layer beef burger is mine, and the children's meal is Osamu Dazai's.

The mental age of this man may have stayed at five years old. Anyway, I saw him eating very happily, digging out the corn kernels in the corn cup with a miniature spoon and eating deliciously.

"Would you like to have a bite from Qianye?" Osamu Dazai saw me staring at his children's meal, thought he was very "understanding" and scooped up a spoonful of corn, put it under the tip of my nose, "Open your mouth, ah——"

I was silent for two seconds, trying to refuse his feeding, but because the corn kernels were really fragrant, I couldn't hold back, and took a bite from his spoon.

"Sweet." I licked the corners of my lips, damn it, it made me really want to buy children's meals, it looks delicious, and there are small toys.

No, I told myself silently in my heart, I am already an adult... no wonder!I'm still a few months away from turning 16, and here I come for children's meals!

"Please give me a children's meal, as well as a small mummy pendant." I covered half of my face with the leaflet of M Ji, and turned my head to dare not look at the cashier sister.

Woohoo, how embarrassing, he is obviously the leader, how can he be so disrespectful... Wait, it sounds like Mori Ogai is a decent person, compared with the fanatical young girl dress-up show lovers, it's worth it Children's meals are clearly decent, why should I be ashamed?

Thinking of this, I immediately straightened my back, and took my little toy with awe-inspiring righteousness.

The small mummy pendant contains small parts, suitable for young children aged three to five. Children younger than three years old should play with the company of their parents.

I looked at the manual carefully, Yoshi, it's very good, I'm three and a half years old, and the card is just right.

When I came back with the meal, Osamu Dazai had finished his children's meal, and was staring at my unopened double-layer beef burger.

I just said how can you be full if you are an adult eating children's meals, take it and eat it, don't look at me with that pitiful look, just like I abuse you and don't give you food, find out who is the guardian Useless adults!

"Why is there pudding in Qianye's order?" Osamu Dazai said with puffy cheeks after taking a bite of the burger.

"Because I'm cute, the cashier sister gave me pudding." I slurped my Coke and said vaguely, "In exchange, I gave her Mr. Dazai's mailbox. How about it? It's a good deal, right?"

Osamu Dazai has several external mailboxes, which are specially used to deal with his "confidantes". He never reads them himself, but I occasionally log in and take a look. The screen is full of fanatical or implicit love words, and some excerpts are written in Quite a plus in the composition.

Chinese teacher: An He is very good at describing the psychological description of Huaichun women who can't get what they want. She must have had a painful love in the past.Although puppy love is not good, it is rare to see such a delicate girl's mind, and I can't help feeling sentimental.

"Is that so? Then this pudding is mine too." Osamu Dazai nodded in acceptance, pointed at himself with his index finger, and opened his mouth slightly, "I want to eat too, ah—"

It's a naive and fatal move, but being good-looking is indeed an advantage. I can feel the fiery eyes of several shop assistants who want to pierce my soul instantly across a corridor.

If you want to eat, you can eat it. I pushed the pudding to him, indicating that he can do whatever he wants.

Osamu Dazai was relentless, maintaining a tiring posture of opening his mouth, with a long ending, as if he wanted to die with me here.

I'm convinced, do your hands grow just to be cute?Why can't I do a little business, and I have to feed food into my mouth, it's too much.

While passionately insulting the naive guardian in my heart, I couldn't bear Dazai Osamu's sparkling eyes with anticipation, and compromisingly scooped up a spoonful of trembling pudding and fed it into his mouth.

"Ahhhh." Osamu Dazai rested his chin on both hands, and ate the spoonful of pudding earnestly. The milky white milk touched his pale lips and was licked by the tip of his tongue, leaving a dripping water mark.

I glanced at him, handed him a napkin, and ducked down to bite into my burger.

Hurry up and finish eating, I have to rush to study in the morning.

"Qianyejiang~" When I lowered my head and concentrated on eating, Dazai Osamu who was sitting across from me began to play tricks again, "Shall we exchange pendants?"

"Huh?" I issued a question word, aren't the two pendants exactly the same?What's the point of exchanging?

"Change, let's change." Osamu Dazai stretched out his little mummy and shook it in front of my eyes, "Don't you think it's very romantic? It's like exchanging a token of love."

"I don't think so." I said bluntly, "No one will take the toys that come with M's children's meal as a token of love. Mr. Dazai, are you bored? If you are sleepy, go back and catch up on sleep after eating. , don’t go to the bar in broad daylight.”

Hearing my words, Osamu Dazai fell down on the table like a punctured balloon, and looked at me resentfully from bottom to top, as if looking at some heartless man who ran away after eating.

A man's heart, a needle under the sea.

I ate the hamburger in a few bites under the fiery eyes on the other side, sighed tiredly, took out my little mummy and handed it to Osamu Dazai, "Okay, okay, let's exchange."

"It's late." Osamu Dazai said coldly, "I've changed my mind."

All right, what you say is what you say.I graciously withdrew my hand and continued eating my fries.

Based on my experience in playing galgames for many years, the previous scenes can be automatically substituted into the two character settings of the arrogant and willful lady and the lively and active Xiaoqingmei. Excellent players must know how to listen to the truth and listen to the opposite. If you walk with your nose, you will only play a regretful friendship CG in the end.

It stands to reason that I should try to coax the angry Jiaojiao now, but I don't. A good cat owner will understand the principle of not pampering too much. Excessive compromise will only lead to repeated gains.

Osamu Dazai, you are a grown man, you have to learn to coax yourself.

"I'm done eating." I finally finished my Coke, threw my schoolbag over my shoulder, and said goodbye to Osamu Dazai, "I'm going to school, Mr. Dazai, see you after school."

As soon as the voice fell, the windy girl disappeared in place, leaving only the swirling fallen leaves, which fell into Dazai Osamu's eyes through the glass window.

He followed Qianye's example and bit the straw, the Coke made a sizzling sound, and the ice cubes in the glass collided and competed for the small space, making it difficult to take a good sip of the drink.

"What, I can't drink at all." Osamu Dazai let go of his mouth in dissatisfaction, and turned his eyes to the window, his eyes were gradually stained with boredom and burnout.

It's so boring, I called Odasaku to drink...but it's too early, the drinks in the few bars that are open now are not satisfactory, and going there will only spoil the fun.

"Why doesn't Qianye feel bored..." Osamu Dazai asked himself while holding his face, "Because she has to go to school, go undercover, know a lot of people, and have a lot of things to do."

Do you use busyness to enrich yourself?That's right, her goal has always been so clear, just keep going forward.

"But ah, obviously it wasn't like this a few months ago."

When she was still in Hong Kong, she was obviously a lonely little monster in the crowd just like herself.

Sunshine and cheerfulness are both skins on the body. Because of the effect of supernatural powers, Qianye is so picky about the choice of friends that she is almost harsh. While she longs to escape the dark silence, she looks at everyone who tries to approach her with scrutiny. , like a stray cat that has been abandoned once, bristling its fur on a rainy night and uttering a threatening growl.

Osamu Dazai picked up this young kitten, and they huddled together in a small cardboard box to lick-lick the wound. The black cat who had strayed for a long time taught the kitten how to survive, taught her how to hunt, and how to survive in a cruel and indifferent world. survive.

The kitten is very smart, she has learned the laws of human beings without a teacher, when the black cat shuts herself in the cardboard box and refuses to come out, she brings food and flowers, brings back the morning and autumn leaves, and hides the mottled colors Entering their nest, meowing and telling him a story about dragonflies and grapes.

Who doesn't love a cute cat, and a cat loves a crowd.The older kitten no longer stays in the cardboard box all day long. She leaves early every day and comes back very late, gradually taking on different human scents on her body. The story of dragonflies and grapes has also become an interesting bond between her and others.

The black cat was still curled up in the small cardboard box, and the kitten wrapped its tail around his paw, trying to take him to see his new territory.

"Meow, these are all the lands and mountains that I laid down for you!" The kitten flicked its tail and said proudly, "Those two-legged beasts are prostrated under my claws, and I will only allow them to touch me when I am in a good mood." Mao Mao."

But, wasn't I the only one who was able to meet you before without being caught with a bloodstain?

You have said so many times that you love me the most, why did you leave me behind?

What's the point of only being at the top of the leaderboard? Isn't what belongs to me still taken away... Even if it's one percent or one thousandth of love, isn't it taken away from me?

——It's so unfair.

The small mummy pendant dangles between the fingers. Although they are toys of the same style, they are distinguished by different expressions.Merchants have always played this trick, using a complete set to lure customers into buying more useless accessories.

His villain has a crying face, while Qianye's is a laughing expression.

"It's a despicable way to exchange crying for a smile." Osamu Dazai said to the little mummy, "Forcing one's emotions on others without authorization, it's disgusting, and cats who make trouble for no reason will only end up being abandoned."

"What else do I want from her? No matter how I look at it, Qianye seems to have given me everything. Even if it is something she cares about, as long as I am willing to ask for it, she will eventually compromise. Osamu Dazai reached out and poked the villain's stomach, shaking it.

"Being so kind to me...because I was so kind to her—it would surprise even me to come up with such a theory."

Is he nice to her?Perhaps it is true compared to other people, but since leaving Hong Kong and Hei, anyone with eyes can see that Qianye has been taking care of him in various ways.

What would happen if one day there appeared a person who loved her from the bottom of his heart and was willing to give everything for her?

Will she take back everything that belongs to him and give it to someone else?

This kind of thing, just thinking about it...

I want to die.Anything, from the day you get it, is doomed to have the day you lose it.To live is just to repeat the process of losing.

"My life is really a failure." Osamu Dazai peeled off the mints in his pocket and threw them into his mouth. He walked out of the fast food restaurant and walked towards the embankment step by step facing the scorching sun.

The clean and clear water sparkled under the sunlight, Osamu Dazai bit the sugar in his mouth, and the sweet coolness flowed down the throat into his stomach.

Refreshing, clear and full of vigor, he is the perfect form of ideal.

"Well, it looks like it will be a pleasant entry into the water." Dazai Osamu said to himself, he turned around lazily, and fell back, the cloudless blue melted into his eyes, and the warmth of the sun Fleeting, followed by icy immersion.

so comfortable……

In the deep blue waters, a crumpled ticket floated out of Osamu Dazai's coat pocket with the water, and the three characters of "Sports Festival" stood out.

Hmm... Qianye promised to go to the sports festival earlier.

She has had a good relationship with a male classmate since junior high school, and once asked for leave to go shopping with a boy's competition.

The opponent is the Head of the Tennis Department of Ice Emperor, so the boy whom he secretly warned before should also go.

If he's not here...

"Wow!" Osamu Dazai stood up from the water at once. The water near the street was only half waist deep, and the released small fish curiously bumped into his calf. He didn't understand why this human came to snatch its territory. .

The black-haired young man stood in the middle of the embankment with his wet hair, stretched out his bandaged hand to pick up the tormented ticket, calmly turned ashore, wrung out the water in his clothes, and left as if nothing had happened.

I was already doing self-study in the morning to catch up on sleep. I didn’t know anything about it. I finished today’s study and work step by step. I went to the cosplay department and clicked a button. With a weak conscience, he walked into the tennis club's training ground.

Because of the high popularity of the princes, the entrance and exit of the tennis club were equipped with security checks. I covered my face with my schoolbag and sneaked in through the back door.The security uncle who let me through looked at my manager's certificate with a blank expression, as if he didn't understand when there was an extra player in the tennis team.

Ashamed and ashamed, I slack off.

"As expected of the ice emperor, he is magnificent." I looked at the parasols, small round tables, sister maids next to the tennis court, and Mr. Atobe holding a glass of iced orange juice to enjoy the cool with an indescribable expression.

Although I know that he trains very seriously and hard, and sweats as much as anyone else, but emmmm, just looking at the appearance, I really want to beat this kid who shows off his wealth.

"Qianye!" Cilang was the first to see me, and the little sheep rushed over happily, barely able to stop the car in front of me, and staged a scene of a car accident.

I took a step back indifferently, heh, don't think about using me as your human cushion, it will crush you to death.

But what puzzled me was that he was still dozing off just now, how could he find my whereabouts so quickly? Was it because my skills had regressed?Don't wow, I obviously never stopped training for the strong!Come on, tell me, how on earth did you find my flaw?

"Is there sugar in Qianye's pocket?" Akutagawa Jirou looked at me eagerly, "I smell it, can you give me one?"

That's okay too?Young man, your skeleton is really strange.Now that you have discovered it, the strong are willing to gamble and admit defeat.I reached into my pocket and grabbed a handful of strawberry toffees for him.

I bought these candies in the supermarket a few days ago, and I sent some to the lovely Anna. I haven't finished eating the rest, so don't be shy, just eat them.

"I clearly smell mint," Akutagawa Jirou swallowed three toffees in one breath, and asked mutteringly, "Did Qianye bring mints?"

"Yes." I patted the left pocket, and the candy I just gave him was put in the right pocket, clearly distinguishing it.

The little sheep stretched out its hand silently, and looked at me with sparkling eyes. I ignored the longing hand and calmly patted him away.

That's enough, the mints were given to me by Osamu Dazai, and I won't share them with you.Also, I'm already immune to sparkling eyes, it doesn't work for me.

"Qianye sauce~" Akutagawa Jirou, who wanted to eat sugar, used his coquettish trick after his eyesight failed. His voice was sticky and the sugar content exceeded the standard, which made mothers bursting with love.

"Atobe-kun, look over here! Jiro-san is being lazy." I calmly raised my hand and waved it, betraying the little sheep ruthlessly.

Heh, my friend, your rank is too low, it's just that you can't impress me.Don't forget, I am your manager, if you dare to fish in front of me, you must be sanctioned.

"You're coming to the tennis club today." Keigo Atobe asked Takahiro Kawaji to drag Akutagawa Jiro away, walked out from under the parasol, and stood in front of me with arms folded.

"Occasionally, I have to perform my duties as a manager." I said this on the surface, but I was already regretting this trip.

I have to go home and cook for the cat. I don’t know if he has coaxed himself well now, otherwise I would have to smooth his fur for a while before feeding the cat. What a sweet burden.

When passing by the supermarket, add some canned crab. Tonight, I will make fried rice with shrimp and seafood, served with corn soup and vegetable salad, perfect.

"If you want to fulfill your obligations, let's watch the weekend game. Did you lose your ticket?" Mr. Atobe was full of momentum, "Aren't you and Yukimura Seichi on good terms? Who do you support in this game?"

This question... why do I put myself in the scene of Baixue? My friend, as long as I have a little bit of emotional intelligence, is it possible that I will give an answer other than yours?I am not stupid.

"Birth is the Ice Emperor's person, and death is the Ice Emperor's ghost. I naturally support our great Ice Emperor." I patted the school badge on my body and spoke righteously, fighting for the honor of our school, sir.

I'm a professional at avoiding important things and taking light ones, changing the subject, and changing the day.

...Then I received a call from Yukimura-kun the moment I walked out of the Hyotei school gate, everything was God's will.

Don't panic, I'm fine.

"Why did Yukimura-kun suddenly call?" I preemptively, usually chatting online, I don't necessarily answer the phone when I have a part-time job.

——Following Gin in the distillery, rushing around to snipe-shoot the scene of the undercover fratricidal fratricidal tragedy. It is not suitable for chatting and calling.

"There is no reason, but I suddenly felt that maybe I could get through, so I tried it. It seems that I am lucky." Yukimura-kun said softly, "I haven't seen each other since Qianye transferred. Jun said that Qianye went to the comic exhibition in Ikebukuro, and I was a little surprised."

The subtext is why did I date him and not you?Isn't the reason very simple? You look cool and beautiful, which doesn't go well with the comic exhibition style.I originally planned to invite Nioh to have fun with me, but he was afraid of your retaliation, so he didn't want to go out with me.

The strong are always surrounded by the bloody storms brought by the beauties, and I have already made up my mind.

"The manga exhibition is a club event. Kise-kun said that he wanted to see the women's clothing boss, so I took him there." I walked into the supermarket and said while picking out the brand and shelf life of canned crab meat, "We can meet this weekend Already? Come on, race!"

"I remember that Qianye is now the manager of the ice emperor tennis club?" Yukimura-kun asked me, and as expected, his next sentence was, "From Qianye's standpoint, who do you want to win?"

"Of course it's Yukimura-kun, we're good friends." I stood on tiptoe and picked up Osamu Dazai's favorite brand, carefully compared the expiration date and production date, and put the cans in the shopping basket.

"I would like to borrow your good words." Yukimura-kun smiled, looking in a good mood, "Don't you have a part-time job today?"

"Dove." I said casually while picking corn. Osamu Dazai liked it when he ate corn kernels this morning. Try to see if the corn soup suits his taste. If the recipe is simple, you can consider it for breakfast In the recipe, always eating sandwiches is not nutritionally balanced enough.

"I will go to watch the game on the weekend, and I will cheer for you in the audience." It was so dangerous that I almost added the word "we". Very narrow-minded.

When I wait for the official competition, I will bring a double-sided flag, and whoever looks at the auditorium will put that side outside, and at the same time, hide behind Osamu Dazai. Anyway, he is tall and can cover me perfectly.

Heh, sister, I have never overturned the car in 28 boats, and I can't do it because of the two of you, naive.

When I got home, I put on my apron and started my feeding business. I cut tons of tomatoes and mixed them with salad. At the same time, I always felt that there was an invisible gaze floating on me intentionally or unintentionally.

There is only one suspect - Osamu Dazai.

A common sense applies not only to Hei Shizai, but also to Dazai Osamu of all periods: Once he starts thinking, someone will be in trouble.

The difference is that there were people who could bear this dark and heavy pot before, but now I am the only one who bears this burden that I shouldn't bear at my age.

I'm a little scared.

"Mr. Dazai, what's wrong? You've been looking at me." I simply stopped what I was doing, and slammed the kitchen knife into the chopping board, penetrating three points.

At this time, there are still 5 minutes before the fried rice in the pot is fried.

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Qianye: No prize quiz——Did Osamu Dazai's dinner go wrong tonight?