In order to survive, I do many jobs

Although I am very excited about the offer in the hands of the devil Fyodor-kun, but there is Dazai Osamu who is so thoughtful that he can see through the pattern of mosquito wings, and then there is Kudo Shinichi who has his own death bg. My intuition tells me that it is not appropriate to act rashly at this time , The job-hopping thing has to be planned slowly and gradually.

Excellent Erwuzi knows the way of forbearance. If they know that I am desperately looking for a home because of chopping my hands, my reputation will be completely ruined. I don't want to give up the last struggle.

In order to maintain the image of the only decent person left, I obediently put away my mobile phone and wandered around behind Dazai Osamu, with meerkats poking their heads.

On the side, Yukimura-kun and Nio-kun are busy condolences to Sanada-kun who experienced the sad life of social animals at a young age. I pursed my mouth and did not sympathize with the thick dark circles under Sanada-kun's eyes.

Just working overtime for a job makes you look like you're on the verge of collapse. Boy, you're not a real master of time management.Genichiro Sanada.You can not.

Learn from the master of this book, and take turns in various jobs, daily routines and gun battles, housework and spy wars dance together.There is still time to develop a sideline business, live game broadcasts every day, rehearse new cross talk sketches, try new mackerel recipes, fish from the big sharks on the spot, grab coupons from shopping websites for full discounts, and even burn your own art. Soul, dedicated to art at any time, pursuing the sublimation of the soul and the highest ideal of life.

Time is like water in a sponge, if you don't push yourself, you will never know how wet you are.While you are young, work hard!

Osamu Dazai?When did Qianye learn the hardcore chicken soup technique...

Well, I actually read the philosophy of life from the small advertisement on the telephone pole. It sounds strange and reasonable, and it is very suitable for fooling innocent teenagers.

——It’s strange, fishing is the highest pursuit of social animals. I can tell you from my rich and colorful resume at a young age that as long as I change jobs quickly enough, my work will not catch up with me.Double agents don't have to be very tiring. They can choose to fish in troubled waters on both sides at the same time, and at the same time develop a third one as an offline. coming.

You know, the more things, the more excuses, the better for happy salted fish, newcomers in the workplace, learn a little bit!

You see, if I hadn’t worshiped the Mackerel Cult as my backing for this incident of beating my little brother, I would have been kept in the dark. If I didn’t have the identity of a member of the winery, I would have lost my chance. In the end, I could only watch my murderer get away with it and be incompetent Furious, completely defeated.

It's a pity that there is no if in the world, and the gods must be on my side.

Sanada-kun, remember my earnest teachings, and when you officially become a social animal, you will definitely be grateful for the teachings from your seniors. These are valuable social experiences, please be sure to savor them carefully.

Because I had no interest in Sanada-kun's first experience in the workplace, I ruthlessly left the three tennis boys behind and happily paddled with my guardian.

"The amount of information just now is more than Kudo boy knows. What is the source of Qianye's news?" Osamu Dazai casually found a corner in the reception room and sat down, resting his chin and watching Kudo boy busily moving forward. After getting busy, his eyes occasionally stopped on one or two police officers, and then quickly moved away.

I followed his gaze, although I didn't know which police officer he was looking at, but I knew that Osamu Dazai must have realized that the person who just gave me the news was in this police station, and his position was not low, so he could easily get it. The information of the secret case is not easy to be suspected.

To be honest, I didn't know who was my undercover... I went back to ask my secretary.

The sequelae of suddenly adding a group of younger brothers is that I have to remember the names and faces of people a lot more, so I can recite a book when I find time.

The undercover agents stationed in the police station are all treasures, and each organization has only a few unique seedlings.It stands to reason that I shouldn't have such a complicated and meticulous intelligence network.

"It's jungle." I lied without blinking, it's just an intelligence network, don't underestimate my wide range of friends, "I've been promoted to a cadre, isn't it amazing?"

I have said that I am a professional when I get promoted.

"J-class member? That's great!" Osamu Dazai applauded me in surprise, his eyes full of disbelief, "I also play jungle, it's so difficult to level up."

The tone is very sincere, but believe you I am a fool.

Because Dazai Osamu is just playing around, unlike me who earnestly earn points to expand my business, without the oppression of life, people cannot make progress.

Fortunately, the jungle account cannot be borrowed. If Osamu Dazai ruined my jungle points like my god-level account, let alone a "j-level cadre", I am afraid that my points will be directly deducted to a negative number and go bankrupt.

"I can take Mr. Dazai." I shook the handheld in my hand, and said very generously, "Or find the cash machine brother, his points are super easy to earn."

As the god of games, I took most of the points from Brother Milk in K. The points for children are really good, making a bad adult voice.

"He is also a cadre of Jungle? Kid?" Osamu Dazai murmured, "The clan composition of the Green King is really strange. Has Qianye seen the true face of the Fifth King?"

What's so strange, it's just child labor. Aren't you and Mr. Nakaya also dropouts who were abducted by Mr. Mori to the port mafia before?Don't be so serious about laughing at fifty steps.

"Not yet, I made an appointment with them for a few days." I answered naturally, and continued to chat along the topic thrown by Osamu Dazai, "When I come back, I will broadcast the duck to Mr. Dazai. The black market intelligence network said that the Green King He is an Internet addict, and he and I will definitely get along very well."

As long as you also like games and paper figures, we are good half-sisters.

"That's true." Osamu Dazai nodded in agreement, "He has such outstanding intelligence authority just after being promoted to a J-level cadre. The Green King is really a generous king."

"Hey——can't it be because I'm reliable? Even through a network cable, you can tell at a glance that I'm very trustworthy." I didn't panic at all, and then he insisted on the topic, and killed the source of the information. Jungle false facts.

Osamu Dazai smiled at me kindly, and I smiled back with a cute smile, come on, isn't it just a fake smile everyday?Start today's business.

Osamu Dazai and I fought back and forth, he didn't believe my words, and I didn't believe that he didn't know anything.They are all foxes who have been around for a thousand years, so why are they playing Liaozhai here?

You predicted my prediction, I predicted you predicted my prediction, you predicted my prediction, you predicted my prediction, I predicted you predicted my prediction You predicted my prediction...

shut up!Matryoshka is prohibited here!

Don't predict, if you continue to predict, we will have to play on the set of Inception next door. Tokyo can't tolerate the tornado of our thinking.

Osamu Dazai and I were recruited at the same time, returning to the sweet occasion of kissing and mentoring, as if nothing happened, the topic quickly turned to whether we should go to Mr. Odasaku’s house for curry and how to make it Mr. Oda Saku's subordinates asked people not to put chili peppers.

Dazai Osamu: "It can't be done, Odasaku is a ruthless person who likes to eat super spicy curry."

Me, "That's right too...Wow, but we really can't, I don't want to lie on the ground looking for water like a zombie in the middle of the night!"

The duo who couldn't eat spicy food looked at each other with sympathy.The price of Cengfan is too high, why don't you order a takeaway, remember a new children's meal, let's send it?

As for the previous outlandish source of information?Let's put it aside for now, people depend on food, and sideshows can continue at any time.

It's not a question of trust, it's a tacit ga between us, it has continued from the Hong Kong gangster period to the present, regardless of the difference in status or the quality of the relationship, it's a game that both of us enjoy.

I don't mind him exploring my secrets, but I will never reveal the answers directly.The Dazai-san I knew had the ability to see through the fog, a talent that amazed me no matter how many times I watched it.

I like board games, too simple to be interesting.

So-Shounen Kudo, this matter really has nothing to do with me, don't just glance at me once in a few seconds, okay, those who know know that you are observing the suspect, those who don't know think you moved Don't fall in love with me.

Miss Mao Lilan's aura of practicing family is not false. Are you sure you have the ability of the sea king to ride the wind and waves on 28 boats?You game scum that even Miss Quanzi can't beat.

I secretly logged into the game and took a look at the leaderboard. "My dad taught me how to fly a plane in Hawaii" and "Gan Le" fought close to each other. The winner has not yet been decided, but the progress bar of "crime and punishment" has risen a bit leave.

My Russian friends are so awesome, but you still call yourself a detective, why don't you work harder?Is it because the Bawang shampoo at home is used up, so you dare not stay up late for liver games?Let me tell you earlier, I gave you the two boxes of hair growth artifacts that I bought for Mr. Anwu last time and haven't been sent yet.Take it, don't disappoint the God of Games' expectation of you.

Or, you can also try metaphysics as a new boy, as long as you devoutly eat a mackerel before each game, summon the top chef who cooks mackerel to serve you, and I may be possessed by your soul after receiving your sincere wish , to help you.

However, Kudo boy is worthy of being a famous detective who broke through the siege among all the devils. In the case of a strange chain of evidence, suspects who are more confused than the dead, and cases involving superpowers that shattered his worldview, he still approached the truth step by step and gradually recovered. At the scene, even the information about the real culprit pointed out was correct, which is really remarkable.

Well, that's it for your detective game, boy, and it's time for grown-ups.

The grievances and grievances in the other world must be resolved in our own way.

Strolling around the police station, Osamu Dazai and I came and went quietly, waving our hands without leaving a cloud behind.

We went for a walk home, and students in twos and threes passed by playing together, and the pure youthful atmosphere permeated everywhere. The four seasons are the seasons of love, and it is easy to eat dog food if you are not careful.

When passing by a small alley, I stretched out my hand and pulled Osamu Dazai’s sleeve, signaling him to turn his head, “Look, Mr. Dazai, it’s Bidongye.” You can actually see the live version, you middle school students are very good at playing.

In the alley, a boy dressed as a bad boy was blocking a well-behaved girl in a corner and confessed fiercely.Although he looks very imposing and big, but his blushing is like a monkey's butt, I'm afraid that he will spontaneously combust on the spot in the next second.

Of course, the girl who was walled off by him was as blush as he was, and I seemed to hear the sound of two steam engines humming against each other.

Today's young man, tsk tsk tsk.

"Is it the wall of a bad boy... like this?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head and thought for a while, then took a step closer to me.The cool medicinal fragrance surged with his movements, my vision suddenly dimmed, my earlobe was burned by the touch of the bandage, the place where my eyes touched was suddenly narrow, and I was caught off guard by the tall and thin young man in the corner.

Dazai Osamu is also dressed as a delinquent boy today, his mature and capable temperament is mixed with an unconcealable youthful air, which is extremely attractive.When I went out earlier, I was still thinking in my heart, if I was blackmailed by such a bad person in the alley, I am afraid that I would not even give him my life.

As a result, this sentence finally came true to myself, which shows that people can't stand fg casually.

But, I'm not a good girl who only blushes after being confessed, have you seen the clothes on my body and the ok tension on my face?I am also a bad person.

"Mr. Dazai is very similar, and I can't lose." The inexplicably aroused competitive spirit made me raise my face provocatively and meet Dazai Osamu.

He lowered his head, and I raised my head, up and down, eyes focused together.

The sweltering air made me uncomfortably pull my neckline, exposing my collarbone to breathe. My eyes flashed past Osamu Dazai's tightly wrapped bandages. The boots stepped on the wall, and the protruding kneecaps slowly pressed against Osamu Dazai's waist.

I took advantage of the situation and put my arms loosely on his shoulders, and put on a threatening tone, "Don't move around, little brother, do you want to die?"

In order to ensure that my threat was strong enough, I gradually exerted force on the knees on Osamu Dazai's waist, and crushed the tight abdominal muscles under the ground without heavy or light.

Your vitals are in my hands, understand?

Osamu Dazai looked down at the girl below him, his obsidian-like eyes were full of provocation with a smile, his thin collarbone was pale and distinct, obviously after so long, the wrist on his shoulder was still so slender broken.

And the knees on his waist and the bloody smell hidden under the sweet peach shower gel silently showed her dangerous and unpredictable nature that had never been revealed on the surface. My son is also unwilling to eat, no matter whether it is a game or reality, he is a super player.

"Don't move around, little brother, do you want to die?" Quickly entering the role and finding out the lines, the threats are not painful or itchy, Osamu Dazai thought lazily, so what can I do if I move around?Qianye knew that he was most afraid of pain, so he would not be willing to be cruel.

Her sharp claws never swung at him, pampering her greedy heart to the point where it became more and more difficult to control.

"This time Qianye won, I can't stand it at all." Osamu Dazai let go of his hand, took a step back, and innocently raised his hand in surrender, "To celebrate Qianye's victory, let's go to Oda Writer to challenge the super spicy curry Bar."

"???" I sent out a series of question marks, and the bad expression on my face disappeared instantly.Friend, why would you betray our friendship?Super spicy curry will kill people, be careful I drank all the ice water, you can only lie on the ground and cry.

Oda Sakunosuke curry, if you don't eat spicy, it can't be called curry (serious face).

In the end, I was suspected of losing the game, so I was dragged to Mr. Odasaku’s house by Osamu Dazai who decided to hurt the enemy by eight hundred and lose one thousand. I couldn’t tell the reason for leaving under the warm welcome of the children. Today’s pepper I am afraid that the day of disaster cannot be escaped.

I clearly know that Osamu Dazai can't eat spicy food better than me, does it have to be like this?Man, your competitiveness is outrageous.

Heh, I will never admit defeat easily, just make moves!

Although spicy curry is an inescapable destiny, I still have a little bit of room to struggle.

As a top chef, my overall cooking level is much higher than Mr. Odasaku who can only cook curry. I sneaked into the kitchen while Osamu Dazai was not paying attention, and found Mr. Odasaku's house in the refrigerator. of mackerel stocks.

Wow, there are still a lot of them. Mackerel is indeed a high-quality and inexpensive food that is suitable for all ages.

I picked up the knife, ripped open the stomach, stabbed and removed the gall, brushed and brushed skillfully, and steamed the steamed mackerel, which was light and nourishing for the stomach.I simply made a tomato scrambled egg, fried tempura and cold cucumber salad, and made sure Mr. Odasaku left a portion of plain rice as a last resort.

Come on, let's eat, it is my victory to finish one-fifth of the curry rice!

I picked up the spoon, bravely scooped up a large spoonful of red chili rice, and put it into my mouth as if I was dying.

super-super-spicy-

... Hiss, no, I can't do it, I'm going to die, let's just say goodbye, the world is gone.

I calmly put down my chopsticks and rushed into the kitchen to fill a bowl of white rice. After eating half a bowl of rice in one go, I felt that the spicy taste in my throat was slightly diluted.

"Original, Odasaku...why is it hotter than last time..." Dazai Osamu lay on the table, unable to even move, and just wanted to ask his friend the reason for murdering him one last time.

"Because Sakule bought a seasoning packet for turkey noodles, I thought it was good and put it in the curry rice." Oda Sakunosuke calmly ate the devil's spicy curry rice with a spoonful, saying very Buddhistly.

Turkey noodles... As expected of you, Saki Le is such a cruel child.

"Qianye... help..." Osamu Dazai tremblingly stretched out his hand to grab the corner of my clothes, as if grabbing the last straw.

I looked at him with pity, and with a weak conscience, I generously distributed my life-saving meal.

Please use it, we are both degenerates in the world, why bother to hurt each other, if I hadn't been so witty and left behind the spring of resurrection, the two of us, master and apprentice, would have died tragically in this pepper hell.

Osamu Dazai stuffed rice into his mouth with a flushed face, and grumbled at me twice.

I picked up the serving chopsticks and gave him two chopsticks of tomato scrambled eggs. I could accurately distinguish between Dazai Osamu's different tones such as "Qianye, I want tempura", "Tomatoes are so sour, don't eat them", "Absolutely" No mackerel!", "Spicy, I want to drink water" and "Odasaku is too bad", and nodded in full agreement.

"Mr. Dazai is right, Mr. Odasaku is very wicked." It's really unexpected that he cruelly hurt us master and apprentice like this. What about the kind and honest people who were promised? !

The honest and natural man Oda Sakunosuke looked up blankly just now Dazai obviously didn't speak, how did An and you figure out what he wanted to express?

Blind, this is a tacit understanding. Excellent cat owners know all about the complicated thoughts of cats. Even if they are both "meow", they have completely different meanings. The knowledge in them is enough to write a scientific research paper published in a newspaper. I don't mind. If so, I can open a cram school for on-site teaching.

After eating and drinking enough (?), Osamu Dazai and I left Mr. Odasaku's house in awe. For at least a month, we will never have any evil thoughts about eating food again. It is more reliable to eat children's meals honestly.

As for why I replaced the sandwiches I often eat at the Polo Café with children’s meals, the children’s meals will come with small toys that only account for 99% of the reason, and 1 is because I’m really a little tired of eating, sorry Bourbon brother, I have betrayed our revolutionary friendship.

In order to curb my guilty conscience, when I went on a mission with Gin the next day, I specially bought a children's meal for Brother Bourbon, and it came with a little frog doll, which is super cute.

"I have also received the mission notice, I will go with you." Bourbon accepted my children's meal, and returned the green frog to me with a thankful expression.

Cut, I don’t know how to appreciate it at all, what a vibrant color, you don’t like it, I want to sue Bishuiliu.

I lowered my head and put the little frog back into my pocket, ready to take it home to play with my fat crab.

Halfway through the car, the interior of the car was too quiet because of the low air pressure emitted by the gin, which was not suitable for the development and growth of crosstalk players. I decided to use my active skill card. At least, I had to know where the destination was. !

He said he wanted to let people perform tasks, but he didn't tell them anything. Your winery is good or bad, so I really want to report you for privately selling adulterated and fake wine, and take my reward for reporting and hop to another job.

"Where are we going?" I sat in the back seat and patted Vodka, the gin's driver, and told me honestly, are you trying to sell me?How much will I get from the sale?

"We're going to a casino now." Vodka answered me while driving, "The person in charge who absconded with the money before is staying there."

"He still dared to find a place to stay. I thought he would just run away if he had a little IQ... It seems that he is indeed an idiot. Why didn't the organization just copy that casino?" I asked dissatisfied, you are not so stupid No armed forces, right?It's so inferior, it's not even as good as my mackerel cult.

"Ordinary casino bosses have already gone in to arrest people," Vodka stepped on the accelerator and said in the interval of the car's sudden acceleration, "but the situation in that casino is more complicated."

"For example?" I asked back, how complicated can it be?Is it more complicated than the sadomasochism drama in your winery?Let me see and see.

"For example - the person in charge behind that casino is a cadre-level member of the Yokohama Port Mafia, one of the five major cadres," Vodka said in a deep voice.

I……

It was unexpected to meet old acquaintances from Yokohama.I don't know if A misses me~ My friend, how about sending you to the infirmary again, the kind care of the nurse sister, I guess you must miss it very much.

Now I don't need to abide by the workplace rules of Hong Kong and black, no one can protect you, big garbage, wash your neck and wait for me.

Just when I was thinking about it, Brother Bourbon touched my forehead with the back of his hand worriedly, didn't I have a fever, why did he suddenly show a strange Yanyi expression.

"What are you thinking?" He couldn't help asking, did he miss another episode?

"I think of happy things." I smiled enigmatically, looking forward to watching Vodka reverse in the underground parking lot, apply the handbrake, and finally turn off the engine.

Friends of Hong Kong and black, I, Hu Hansan, are back again!

The author has something to say, Qianye, please correct me, he is one of the three major cadres, Hong Kong gangsters can't get together the five major cadres, okay?