In order to survive, I do many jobs
Chapter 72 Day 72 of part-time job
Hello, viewers and friends in front of the TV, this much-watched battle for the king of the xth world (Tokyo Arena) has officially come to an end, the winners and losers, the dust has settled.
First of all, let us thank the off-court aid Bishuiliu and the eccentric referee Dresden Shiban for their strong support to the default players An and Qianye, and thank you for your hard work to help our contestants achieve ideal results.
Here we solemnly promise that this competition adheres to the principles of unfairness, unfairness and non-disclosure, and perfectly interprets the philosophy of life that the person holding the script is the winner. It is gratifying to congratulate Mr. Fox that he was eliminated miserably.
Although it is a bit sudden, I still want to tell my dear friends, I, the king of your lovely second and fifth boys, finally got the power of the king!
Now I am the king of real value, and my title of king of the second and fifth is unshakable.Crown yourself, I'm great!
Tokyo, a super-class holy place for leveling with frequent mobs, plenty of bosses, and strong teammates. Not only are there often kind-hearted goblins who personally send people to the door, but the rewards for killing bosses are also very generous. The wild ssr is even more European-style, very suitable for a hard-working earth-eating girl like me.
As long as you are willing to work hard, you can become stronger. I still have no reason not to work hard!Isn't it the kidney?Just take it (Dayi Lingran).
Xiao Xiaosheng’s kidneys are fine, but hair is fine, save some face for the beautiful girl, humbly pray jg
After killing the little brother, my experience bar was utterly exhausted, and I ran wildly towards the unknown road.The sword of Damocles suspended above my head took on a new look, and new power poured into my body continuously, and I felt like a Saiyan soaking in a hot spring.
It's quite warm, and there are no shortcomings except that it seems to be exuding fairy air all over.see it?I, the Fairy Myself.
...So narcissistic, the title "Little Fairy" is more suitable for the Jiaojiao in my family, and I prefer the code name of my strong man.
After becoming the colorless king, no one can take away the crown of the "strong man" from me. Whether it is spiritual or physical, the king of the second and fifth is invulnerable.
Hey, the only pity is that the power Liu Jun gave me was taken back by the Dresden Slate, because the king is a king, and it is impossible to become an ally of other kings, and the unselfish Slate rejected my "all want" Unreasonable demands.
Tsk, be stingy, not generous at all, bad review.
I was still thinking about whether I could gather the seven kinds of king powers, and then summon the dragon, and turn the daily life of science fiction into a fairy tale set in one fell swoop.Everyone goes to cultivate immortals, and the world is peaceful, so say the nuclear peace activists.
From an ally of the king to the new king, my promotion speed seems to be too fast again.As expected of a top player with his own experience package, no matter what kind of workplace he is in, I am invincible.
It's cool to reach the sky in one step, but you still have to work part-time. Social animals with a family and a family will not let go of any salary.Even if I am already a boss, I still have to continue to make a living.After all, money is endless.
So I'm still a member of the jungle, and I don't have to worry about whether I'm suitable or not. The reliable seniors paved the way for me-until I became a king, I didn't realize that Mr. Pan, who seemed ordinary, was actually a king!
Un, unbelievable!Our jungle lineup is so luxurious.Sure enough, there is only another king who can be the guardian of the king. I calculated in my heart that Mr. Pan should be the sixth king, the Ash King, and he seems to have died out in the official files.
I have heard many stories about him, but Mr. Pan doesn't seem to want to recall his past, so I won't mention it.
As long as it's family, it doesn't matter what your identity is.
Now the jungle has three kings stationed at the same time, one for output, one for defense and one for field control, all alive!It's too strong, I feel like we can walk sideways in Tokyo, suddenly it swells jg
Although the hard power is strong, the soft power is still missing a key point.
Think about it, if I was involved in a strange murder case again, even if a famous detective deduces the correct answer, according to the procedure, the case will still be entered, the confession will still be recorded, and I am afraid I will eventually have to trouble Fushimi Boy fishing...
There are only three things, another round of Fushimi Boys will really kill us.Looking at the dark circles under his eyes, I really can't bear it.
Sure enough, no matter how powerful I am, it can't be worth an official identity. I seem to have lost too much of my black identity.
Believe me, this is really important. Living near the Reaper Boy, it seems that there are gangster movies everywhere in my life. I think it is necessary to prepare in advance.
I suddenly dislike Kudo boy a little bit, give me back the harmonious daily life, my friend!
Shinichi, do you have the face to say this?Who moved to Mihua and committed crimes frequently?
Who am I?Anyway, it's not me, boy, don't spout blood (guilty).
Shinichi) make up, you continue to make up.
Hey, Kudo boy doesn't believe in innocent and innocent girls, no wonder his mother and child have been single for many years.
This kind of Kudo boy even wants to clear the bald detective game where Miss Izumiko is guarding the level. With his straightforward and boyish character, I suspect that he will not be able to flirt with girls at all, and that he can catch up with the cute Ganle sauce in the progress of the level is all due to the famous detective wisdom.
My little sister is amazing, and he is also top-notch when it comes to teasing girls, only a hundred million points worse than this Neptune.
However, although I am always persecuting Kudo boy secretly, at some point, I will secretly pick his lemon.
This not only refers to his super handsome famous lines, I have not been able to say "there is only one truth" once, and I am so unwilling to be selected as the top ten golden sentences of the year by Cool and Domineering Quotations, I envy you.
Apart from the unworthy aura of death, what I envy the most about Kudo boy is actually his identity card of Tie Baifang.With an innocent family background, strong connections, and law-abiding, even if he enters and exits the bureau many times, he will not be suspected. He casually strolls around the scenes of major murders in Tokyo, and enters the door with his face, without documents, and envies others.
... In contrast, Osamu Dazai and I, who can only squat in the bureau and wait for someone to come to fish, are weak and helpless, and Mao Mao feels wronged.
If I can get a good white identity card, Kudo boy can no longer persecute me, and Fushimi boy can also get rid of the tragic fate of tool people who work overtime until midnight and go to the police station to catch people. What did Osamu Dazai come up with? Mr. Ango can also keep his cherished hair, which can be said to serve multiple purposes, seconds.
I am really dedicated to my work, and I am constantly exploring the road of Erwuzai every day, and I will never be satisfied.I am very happy to submit my resume to myself, and I will not refuse any offer. I am very successful in holding multiple jobs. Can other social animals do it (Super Loud)!
"Hiss..." She thought too far, accidentally touched the wound on her body, and it hurt.
"Little Qianye, are you feeling alright?" Yu Shaoshen Zi asked worriedly as she looked at my blood all over her body.
Zi Xiaoqianye seemed to have been splashed with red paint... Should I call an ambulance?
"Uh, it's okay. It's a small scene, don't panic." I wiped off the blood on my face with my thumb, and wiped it on the pulp of my finger casually.
Apart from a bruise on my face, my bare arms and legs were covered with knife wounds, and fine blood beads rolled down drop by drop, like a blood girl who failed to masturbate in Halloween, which looked a little scary.
But in fact, I feel okay. The expenditure is directly proportional to the harvest. Pain and wounds are all acceptable prices. There is no such thing as something for nothing.
"There are bandages in the base, bandage the wound and then go home." Bi Shuiliu sat back on the wheelchair and guided me patiently, "Put away the sword of Damocles first, people from the Non-time Institute and sceter4 are coming soon. "
Wherever there is a king war, there will be long-awaited official personnel. If the king is caught in the police station and makes a confession, it will lose his reputation. We decent people don't do this.
The sword of Damocles floating in the sky is the most accurate indicator. Although it is the colorless king, my king sword obviously cannot be invisible──then why are you called the colorless king? Fraud.
What Bishuiliu said is right, the king sword is so big, even the top camouflage is useless against it, the king just wants to fight it upright... Oh shit, I'm a support, why should I use it? In a hurry to deliver the head?
Besides, I heard that the sword on my head is useful for pretending, it does no harm
It's conspicuous - the last thing Erwuzi needs is conspicuous, it is trying to destroy my career;
It will fall—I am the first to be killed;
It's esoteric—perhaps you've heard of a term called Weizmann bias?Thank you, it's hard to come by.
For short, people have bags on their heads, but I have swords on my head.
...I don't think it's very out of place. When I return to Yokohama and stand with everyone, I will be so out of place. I feel sad and wipe away my tears.
I've always felt like I'm super gregarious, don't suddenly change my style wow.
The only thing that can comfort me is that the sword of Damocles will only appear when I zoom in. As long as I restrain my king's power, I can still be a humble citizen.
I am too dazzling is also a kind of trouble, the strong must have the consciousness of the strong, and be low-key and low-key.
"What is Xiaoqianye's ability?" Seeing that I am fine, Yu Shaoshenzi asked curiously, "If it's a premonition, I can teach you a little bit about Miwa's experience."
"..." Hearing Zi's question, I suddenly fell into deep thought, as if crows flew by in mid-air, croaking.
It would be great if it was pre-screened, although pre-predictors have always been ignorant sticks, but I understand the joy of spoilers.If my Wang Zhili is the anticipation, plus Dazai Osamu’s ability to hold bugs in the script, we will definitely be able to watch the sky at night and watch the sky at night, watch the palm prints, and spit out lotus flowers with a glib tongue when we make our debut. , Earn a lot of money easily.
I'm suddenly moved, it's not impossible.On the edge of illegality, Dapeng spreads its wings jg
However, I didn't get my family's ID card.Maybe it’s because the secret cannot be leaked, I’m already very strong, if I’m given the script again, the director will be complained by the audience, and he will resign tragically.
Of course, it may also be because the director has too many sons, and the poor script has been read too many times, and it is necessary to save the last bit of face for it. I can't strip all the underpants of others, I can understand.
Back to Zi's question just now, my Wang Zhili, how should I put it... You say it has no attack ability, but it still has it. If you say it is suitable for attack, it is a bit wrong.
The Colorless King is famous for being weird and changeable. Because he has never belonged to the martial arts school, his strength is at the end of the Seven Kings. Except for dropping the sword, he has almost no destructive moves.
...Good food, why am I so good.
A strong man lost the highlights in his eyes.
In a nutshell, I'm just a crispy support, the field control is ok, and the output is ass.
What's wrong with the support, our support is super strong, and we still beat the little brother to call him daddy.
"My ability...Zi should like it." I thought about my words and said uncertainly.
To be honest, my Wang Zhili super little princess style is cute and cute.If I didn't know the nature of my sand sculpture, I would almost think that I am the ultimate Mary Su with colorful hair and colorful pupils, with some weird settings written into my genes.
Hiss, the eyes are too hot, I can't, I can't, please forget this metaphor.
"My ability is called the affinity of all things... Let's call it that." I snapped my fingers, and the crisp "snap" sound echoed in the air.
When the wind blows, the sycamore trees on the side of the road sway gently and make a "rustling" sound. The white birds passing by the sky lower their heads and cast a curious glance. The budded calendula stretches its body, and the agile breath spreads invisible.
The wind brings the sound of the Holy Spirit of all things, and it sings along with the arc I drew.
──The world answers my call.
One after another, blue-purple butterflies came flying from the hidden bushes. The powder on the wings of the butterflies was stained with the scent of flowers, like blue flowers blooming above the abyss, blown in mid-air by gentle breath.
A butterfly with wings like pupils lightly landed on Yushaoshenzi's shoulder, and more butterflies swarmed around me, flapping their wings and dancing up and down.
Like a fairy tale, so dreamy that it is unreal.
"I can establish contact with plants or animals, order them to behave in accordance with their abilities, and can also directly read the information stored by them." I flicked my fingers, startling the young butterfly that landed on my knuckles, "This child Said... there is a delicious oden restaurant nearby, and the grandmother who opened the stall has a black and white cat."
Fragile and imperceptible voices surrounded me, and the information was encrypted in its unique way and printed into my eyes.
Butterfly told me which flower nearby was still shy and refused to see people, and Wutong said softly, whose corpse was buried under its feet, and who tried hard to cover up the truth.
...Wow, now I can run into the mysterious case by myself without Kudo-shounen?When you come back, report to the police anonymously, and please call me a good detective who does not leave a name.
"It's so elegant." Yu Shaoshen Zi stretched out her hand to caress the thin butterfly wings in admiration, "It's very suitable for the ability of intelligence gathering."
If used properly, it can also kill people invisible.Poisoning, assassination... who would be wary of a flower or a bird?
There is nothing in the world that cannot be two or five children.
Hearing Yushao Shenzi's evaluation, I nodded in agreement.
No, with it, I can compile the most comprehensive Tokyo roaming guide overnight.Whether it's a popular internet celebrity store or an obscure treasure store, the stray cats passing by and the little vanilla kept in the back kitchen will give me the most reliable order strategy.
With such a convenient ability, it is a pity not to develop the tourism industry. How about finding something for the younger brothers to do and expand a sideline business?
I always feel that my skills are a bit weird... Is it my illusion?No matter, there are a lot of sideline jobs and a lot of money, our worship of mackerel fish must be the most extensive underworld organization in Tokyo!
The younger brothers of other families can only kill people, steal goods and do menial work. My younger brothers can not only deliver food, deliver couriers, appraise jewelry, and act as guest tour guides.
Mafia organizations all over Japan, tremble and be afraid, watch me punch Hong Kong gangsters, kick wineries, and be unrestrained like the wind, I am a well-deserved one in the world.
──The above are all part of my dream. During the entrepreneurial period, I have to dare to think and do it. I set a small goal first and make it [-] million.
The new ability All Things Affinity is a name I made up now. It is simple, simple and dignified, which is very in line with my policy of keeping a low profile for the time being.
Well, although this ability is a bit unexpected, I am quite satisfied.It's a little princess, but a strong person is still a strong person even if she is pink and tender.
My supernatural ability Schrödinger's [-] can only act on "people", and the newly acquired ability can expand the range to all living things, and animals and plants cannot escape my "claw".
There is a limit to the power of human beings, but the King of Two or Five Cubs has no limit!
Now, my dear enemies, when you are battling to guard against my powers, when you think your defenses are flawless, when you think everything is safe, you don't know that you are on the bedside The asparagus bamboo and the cats nesting in the sofa are all our little ones.
I even sent the mosquitoes that bit you all over your head at night, I didn't expect that!
Erwuzi is pervasive, Erwuzi is home everywhere, and we are inseparable good friends of people all over the world.
Whether you love me or not, I am here, not far or near.
In terms of instigating countermeasures and sneaking into enemy camps, I am a professional player.
The newly acquired ability not only opened up new doors for me in my career, but also brought me a lot of convenience in my life.It is such a joy to live like a hang-up.
The nicest thing is that although I am not prone to being bitten by mosquitoes, I still have to be shot miserably in summer. At this time, Osamu Dazai, who is very calm because his whole body is covered with bandages, will always make a mocking sound at me.
What is he so proud of!It's just a bandage monster, I don't envy it at all, not at all, absolutely not!
...grass (a plant), ok I admit, I'm a bit sour, I'm the only one getting bitten or something, so foul.
But now it's different, I'm standing up!
In the next summer, Osamu Dazai will no longer have the ability to mock me, he will be the one who is unlucky!If there are mosquitoes that are about to starve to death in the house, they would rather find their mouths in the gap between Osamu Dazai's tightly stitched bandages than harass me.
At that time, I will laugh at Osamu Dazai, hahahaha, you have today too!
Cough, I'm sorry, our chef chef does sometimes look like a gangster, please don't mind it, this is the proof of love.
"Where's Zi's younger brother?" As I was walking, I noticed that Yatogami Gorou suddenly disappeared.
The worst tool guy in the audience, he came over for no reason and was beaten, and was kicked out of the room by surprise, and now he couldn't even see his figure.
"Maybe go back and think about life." Yu Shaoshen Zi was very calm, "Little Qianye, be careful, the order of Master Sanlun to kill the evil king is permanently effective."
Gan, I'm the current Colorless King, Yatogami Kuro's current supervisor.Once my murderous nature is discovered, he will swing the blade of punishment and send me to see my little brother.
So, should I be afraid?
What a joke, no matter from which point of view, I am a standard good boy, don't forget this.
It doesn't matter if you forget, I will "help" you remember.
When my head was gurgling and black mud bubbles were blowing, our group returned to the base smoothly. The breath of home made the squatting at home more peaceful than the naked eye could see. We sat back to the old position and continued to maintain the server he was always maintaining. .
"Let me look for... bandages... here." Mr. Pan pulled out a medicine box from a strange corner, "There are quite a lot of types, alas, Mr. Pan, I don't know much about these."
It's okay, I understand, I've seen all kinds of bandages.
"Give me this one, please." I pointed to the roll in his left hand. Coincidentally, this is Osamu Dazai's favorite brand. The whole day is also totally fine.
With all due respect, linking the words "bandage" and "wearing" has got me thinking about the "Pharaoh Loves a Mummy" screen drama.
I took the bandage, wrapped it around my leg skillfully, bit the end with my teeth, tied a beautiful knot, then turned to my arm, covering the wound bit by bit.
In our line of work, injuries are the norm, and there is nothing major in the world except death.
Even if a beautiful girl turns into a mummy, she is the most beautiful mummy. Where is the mirror, it makes me embarrassed.
"It looks pretty good, the mirror is here." Zi generously gave up his princess mirror, allowing me to look at myself in 360 degrees.
The wound on my face was also well wrapped with a small square of gauze, and combined with the bandages on my arms and legs, I looked left and right in the mirror, and my eyes gradually became weird.
──Why does my current image look so much like Mr. Dazai in my memory?
If you change into a suit and put on a black coat, you will be Dazai honzai.
I was still going back with a headache and wounds to explain how to explain it. Even if Osamu Dazai said it was okay, his eyes would definitely become terrified, and the quiet torture would make me overwhelmed.
He's too difficult to deal with, and I don't really want to suffer from it.It's obviously an innocent disaster, so I don't want to pay for my younger brother's behavior.
I have to find an excuse to evade responsibility that seems to be full of flaws but is actually seamless. The inspiration comes from life. As the saying goes, the most dangerous is the safest.
Eh, thinking about it this way, could the reason why I go back to deal with Osamu Dazai be masturbation?
Although no one will believe it at first, but as the saying goes, the most absurd and the most real, maybe Osamu Dazai has a twitch and believes it under the influence of the passive skill human dementia!
Wouldn't it suit my identity as a chef to want to dress closer to something because I admire my beloved senior too much?
I swear by Akutagawa Ryunosuke's little dress, our chef looks just like him.
The author has something to say, Zai Qianye thinks I will believe it?
People in Qianye always have dreams (Lie peacefully)
Mustard thinks it makes sense.
First of all, let us thank the off-court aid Bishuiliu and the eccentric referee Dresden Shiban for their strong support to the default players An and Qianye, and thank you for your hard work to help our contestants achieve ideal results.
Here we solemnly promise that this competition adheres to the principles of unfairness, unfairness and non-disclosure, and perfectly interprets the philosophy of life that the person holding the script is the winner. It is gratifying to congratulate Mr. Fox that he was eliminated miserably.
Although it is a bit sudden, I still want to tell my dear friends, I, the king of your lovely second and fifth boys, finally got the power of the king!
Now I am the king of real value, and my title of king of the second and fifth is unshakable.Crown yourself, I'm great!
Tokyo, a super-class holy place for leveling with frequent mobs, plenty of bosses, and strong teammates. Not only are there often kind-hearted goblins who personally send people to the door, but the rewards for killing bosses are also very generous. The wild ssr is even more European-style, very suitable for a hard-working earth-eating girl like me.
As long as you are willing to work hard, you can become stronger. I still have no reason not to work hard!Isn't it the kidney?Just take it (Dayi Lingran).
Xiao Xiaosheng’s kidneys are fine, but hair is fine, save some face for the beautiful girl, humbly pray jg
After killing the little brother, my experience bar was utterly exhausted, and I ran wildly towards the unknown road.The sword of Damocles suspended above my head took on a new look, and new power poured into my body continuously, and I felt like a Saiyan soaking in a hot spring.
It's quite warm, and there are no shortcomings except that it seems to be exuding fairy air all over.see it?I, the Fairy Myself.
...So narcissistic, the title "Little Fairy" is more suitable for the Jiaojiao in my family, and I prefer the code name of my strong man.
After becoming the colorless king, no one can take away the crown of the "strong man" from me. Whether it is spiritual or physical, the king of the second and fifth is invulnerable.
Hey, the only pity is that the power Liu Jun gave me was taken back by the Dresden Slate, because the king is a king, and it is impossible to become an ally of other kings, and the unselfish Slate rejected my "all want" Unreasonable demands.
Tsk, be stingy, not generous at all, bad review.
I was still thinking about whether I could gather the seven kinds of king powers, and then summon the dragon, and turn the daily life of science fiction into a fairy tale set in one fell swoop.Everyone goes to cultivate immortals, and the world is peaceful, so say the nuclear peace activists.
From an ally of the king to the new king, my promotion speed seems to be too fast again.As expected of a top player with his own experience package, no matter what kind of workplace he is in, I am invincible.
It's cool to reach the sky in one step, but you still have to work part-time. Social animals with a family and a family will not let go of any salary.Even if I am already a boss, I still have to continue to make a living.After all, money is endless.
So I'm still a member of the jungle, and I don't have to worry about whether I'm suitable or not. The reliable seniors paved the way for me-until I became a king, I didn't realize that Mr. Pan, who seemed ordinary, was actually a king!
Un, unbelievable!Our jungle lineup is so luxurious.Sure enough, there is only another king who can be the guardian of the king. I calculated in my heart that Mr. Pan should be the sixth king, the Ash King, and he seems to have died out in the official files.
I have heard many stories about him, but Mr. Pan doesn't seem to want to recall his past, so I won't mention it.
As long as it's family, it doesn't matter what your identity is.
Now the jungle has three kings stationed at the same time, one for output, one for defense and one for field control, all alive!It's too strong, I feel like we can walk sideways in Tokyo, suddenly it swells jg
Although the hard power is strong, the soft power is still missing a key point.
Think about it, if I was involved in a strange murder case again, even if a famous detective deduces the correct answer, according to the procedure, the case will still be entered, the confession will still be recorded, and I am afraid I will eventually have to trouble Fushimi Boy fishing...
There are only three things, another round of Fushimi Boys will really kill us.Looking at the dark circles under his eyes, I really can't bear it.
Sure enough, no matter how powerful I am, it can't be worth an official identity. I seem to have lost too much of my black identity.
Believe me, this is really important. Living near the Reaper Boy, it seems that there are gangster movies everywhere in my life. I think it is necessary to prepare in advance.
I suddenly dislike Kudo boy a little bit, give me back the harmonious daily life, my friend!
Shinichi, do you have the face to say this?Who moved to Mihua and committed crimes frequently?
Who am I?Anyway, it's not me, boy, don't spout blood (guilty).
Shinichi) make up, you continue to make up.
Hey, Kudo boy doesn't believe in innocent and innocent girls, no wonder his mother and child have been single for many years.
This kind of Kudo boy even wants to clear the bald detective game where Miss Izumiko is guarding the level. With his straightforward and boyish character, I suspect that he will not be able to flirt with girls at all, and that he can catch up with the cute Ganle sauce in the progress of the level is all due to the famous detective wisdom.
My little sister is amazing, and he is also top-notch when it comes to teasing girls, only a hundred million points worse than this Neptune.
However, although I am always persecuting Kudo boy secretly, at some point, I will secretly pick his lemon.
This not only refers to his super handsome famous lines, I have not been able to say "there is only one truth" once, and I am so unwilling to be selected as the top ten golden sentences of the year by Cool and Domineering Quotations, I envy you.
Apart from the unworthy aura of death, what I envy the most about Kudo boy is actually his identity card of Tie Baifang.With an innocent family background, strong connections, and law-abiding, even if he enters and exits the bureau many times, he will not be suspected. He casually strolls around the scenes of major murders in Tokyo, and enters the door with his face, without documents, and envies others.
... In contrast, Osamu Dazai and I, who can only squat in the bureau and wait for someone to come to fish, are weak and helpless, and Mao Mao feels wronged.
If I can get a good white identity card, Kudo boy can no longer persecute me, and Fushimi boy can also get rid of the tragic fate of tool people who work overtime until midnight and go to the police station to catch people. What did Osamu Dazai come up with? Mr. Ango can also keep his cherished hair, which can be said to serve multiple purposes, seconds.
I am really dedicated to my work, and I am constantly exploring the road of Erwuzai every day, and I will never be satisfied.I am very happy to submit my resume to myself, and I will not refuse any offer. I am very successful in holding multiple jobs. Can other social animals do it (Super Loud)!
"Hiss..." She thought too far, accidentally touched the wound on her body, and it hurt.
"Little Qianye, are you feeling alright?" Yu Shaoshen Zi asked worriedly as she looked at my blood all over her body.
Zi Xiaoqianye seemed to have been splashed with red paint... Should I call an ambulance?
"Uh, it's okay. It's a small scene, don't panic." I wiped off the blood on my face with my thumb, and wiped it on the pulp of my finger casually.
Apart from a bruise on my face, my bare arms and legs were covered with knife wounds, and fine blood beads rolled down drop by drop, like a blood girl who failed to masturbate in Halloween, which looked a little scary.
But in fact, I feel okay. The expenditure is directly proportional to the harvest. Pain and wounds are all acceptable prices. There is no such thing as something for nothing.
"There are bandages in the base, bandage the wound and then go home." Bi Shuiliu sat back on the wheelchair and guided me patiently, "Put away the sword of Damocles first, people from the Non-time Institute and sceter4 are coming soon. "
Wherever there is a king war, there will be long-awaited official personnel. If the king is caught in the police station and makes a confession, it will lose his reputation. We decent people don't do this.
The sword of Damocles floating in the sky is the most accurate indicator. Although it is the colorless king, my king sword obviously cannot be invisible──then why are you called the colorless king? Fraud.
What Bishuiliu said is right, the king sword is so big, even the top camouflage is useless against it, the king just wants to fight it upright... Oh shit, I'm a support, why should I use it? In a hurry to deliver the head?
Besides, I heard that the sword on my head is useful for pretending, it does no harm
It's conspicuous - the last thing Erwuzi needs is conspicuous, it is trying to destroy my career;
It will fall—I am the first to be killed;
It's esoteric—perhaps you've heard of a term called Weizmann bias?Thank you, it's hard to come by.
For short, people have bags on their heads, but I have swords on my head.
...I don't think it's very out of place. When I return to Yokohama and stand with everyone, I will be so out of place. I feel sad and wipe away my tears.
I've always felt like I'm super gregarious, don't suddenly change my style wow.
The only thing that can comfort me is that the sword of Damocles will only appear when I zoom in. As long as I restrain my king's power, I can still be a humble citizen.
I am too dazzling is also a kind of trouble, the strong must have the consciousness of the strong, and be low-key and low-key.
"What is Xiaoqianye's ability?" Seeing that I am fine, Yu Shaoshenzi asked curiously, "If it's a premonition, I can teach you a little bit about Miwa's experience."
"..." Hearing Zi's question, I suddenly fell into deep thought, as if crows flew by in mid-air, croaking.
It would be great if it was pre-screened, although pre-predictors have always been ignorant sticks, but I understand the joy of spoilers.If my Wang Zhili is the anticipation, plus Dazai Osamu’s ability to hold bugs in the script, we will definitely be able to watch the sky at night and watch the sky at night, watch the palm prints, and spit out lotus flowers with a glib tongue when we make our debut. , Earn a lot of money easily.
I'm suddenly moved, it's not impossible.On the edge of illegality, Dapeng spreads its wings jg
However, I didn't get my family's ID card.Maybe it’s because the secret cannot be leaked, I’m already very strong, if I’m given the script again, the director will be complained by the audience, and he will resign tragically.
Of course, it may also be because the director has too many sons, and the poor script has been read too many times, and it is necessary to save the last bit of face for it. I can't strip all the underpants of others, I can understand.
Back to Zi's question just now, my Wang Zhili, how should I put it... You say it has no attack ability, but it still has it. If you say it is suitable for attack, it is a bit wrong.
The Colorless King is famous for being weird and changeable. Because he has never belonged to the martial arts school, his strength is at the end of the Seven Kings. Except for dropping the sword, he has almost no destructive moves.
...Good food, why am I so good.
A strong man lost the highlights in his eyes.
In a nutshell, I'm just a crispy support, the field control is ok, and the output is ass.
What's wrong with the support, our support is super strong, and we still beat the little brother to call him daddy.
"My ability...Zi should like it." I thought about my words and said uncertainly.
To be honest, my Wang Zhili super little princess style is cute and cute.If I didn't know the nature of my sand sculpture, I would almost think that I am the ultimate Mary Su with colorful hair and colorful pupils, with some weird settings written into my genes.
Hiss, the eyes are too hot, I can't, I can't, please forget this metaphor.
"My ability is called the affinity of all things... Let's call it that." I snapped my fingers, and the crisp "snap" sound echoed in the air.
When the wind blows, the sycamore trees on the side of the road sway gently and make a "rustling" sound. The white birds passing by the sky lower their heads and cast a curious glance. The budded calendula stretches its body, and the agile breath spreads invisible.
The wind brings the sound of the Holy Spirit of all things, and it sings along with the arc I drew.
──The world answers my call.
One after another, blue-purple butterflies came flying from the hidden bushes. The powder on the wings of the butterflies was stained with the scent of flowers, like blue flowers blooming above the abyss, blown in mid-air by gentle breath.
A butterfly with wings like pupils lightly landed on Yushaoshenzi's shoulder, and more butterflies swarmed around me, flapping their wings and dancing up and down.
Like a fairy tale, so dreamy that it is unreal.
"I can establish contact with plants or animals, order them to behave in accordance with their abilities, and can also directly read the information stored by them." I flicked my fingers, startling the young butterfly that landed on my knuckles, "This child Said... there is a delicious oden restaurant nearby, and the grandmother who opened the stall has a black and white cat."
Fragile and imperceptible voices surrounded me, and the information was encrypted in its unique way and printed into my eyes.
Butterfly told me which flower nearby was still shy and refused to see people, and Wutong said softly, whose corpse was buried under its feet, and who tried hard to cover up the truth.
...Wow, now I can run into the mysterious case by myself without Kudo-shounen?When you come back, report to the police anonymously, and please call me a good detective who does not leave a name.
"It's so elegant." Yu Shaoshen Zi stretched out her hand to caress the thin butterfly wings in admiration, "It's very suitable for the ability of intelligence gathering."
If used properly, it can also kill people invisible.Poisoning, assassination... who would be wary of a flower or a bird?
There is nothing in the world that cannot be two or five children.
Hearing Yushao Shenzi's evaluation, I nodded in agreement.
No, with it, I can compile the most comprehensive Tokyo roaming guide overnight.Whether it's a popular internet celebrity store or an obscure treasure store, the stray cats passing by and the little vanilla kept in the back kitchen will give me the most reliable order strategy.
With such a convenient ability, it is a pity not to develop the tourism industry. How about finding something for the younger brothers to do and expand a sideline business?
I always feel that my skills are a bit weird... Is it my illusion?No matter, there are a lot of sideline jobs and a lot of money, our worship of mackerel fish must be the most extensive underworld organization in Tokyo!
The younger brothers of other families can only kill people, steal goods and do menial work. My younger brothers can not only deliver food, deliver couriers, appraise jewelry, and act as guest tour guides.
Mafia organizations all over Japan, tremble and be afraid, watch me punch Hong Kong gangsters, kick wineries, and be unrestrained like the wind, I am a well-deserved one in the world.
──The above are all part of my dream. During the entrepreneurial period, I have to dare to think and do it. I set a small goal first and make it [-] million.
The new ability All Things Affinity is a name I made up now. It is simple, simple and dignified, which is very in line with my policy of keeping a low profile for the time being.
Well, although this ability is a bit unexpected, I am quite satisfied.It's a little princess, but a strong person is still a strong person even if she is pink and tender.
My supernatural ability Schrödinger's [-] can only act on "people", and the newly acquired ability can expand the range to all living things, and animals and plants cannot escape my "claw".
There is a limit to the power of human beings, but the King of Two or Five Cubs has no limit!
Now, my dear enemies, when you are battling to guard against my powers, when you think your defenses are flawless, when you think everything is safe, you don't know that you are on the bedside The asparagus bamboo and the cats nesting in the sofa are all our little ones.
I even sent the mosquitoes that bit you all over your head at night, I didn't expect that!
Erwuzi is pervasive, Erwuzi is home everywhere, and we are inseparable good friends of people all over the world.
Whether you love me or not, I am here, not far or near.
In terms of instigating countermeasures and sneaking into enemy camps, I am a professional player.
The newly acquired ability not only opened up new doors for me in my career, but also brought me a lot of convenience in my life.It is such a joy to live like a hang-up.
The nicest thing is that although I am not prone to being bitten by mosquitoes, I still have to be shot miserably in summer. At this time, Osamu Dazai, who is very calm because his whole body is covered with bandages, will always make a mocking sound at me.
What is he so proud of!It's just a bandage monster, I don't envy it at all, not at all, absolutely not!
...grass (a plant), ok I admit, I'm a bit sour, I'm the only one getting bitten or something, so foul.
But now it's different, I'm standing up!
In the next summer, Osamu Dazai will no longer have the ability to mock me, he will be the one who is unlucky!If there are mosquitoes that are about to starve to death in the house, they would rather find their mouths in the gap between Osamu Dazai's tightly stitched bandages than harass me.
At that time, I will laugh at Osamu Dazai, hahahaha, you have today too!
Cough, I'm sorry, our chef chef does sometimes look like a gangster, please don't mind it, this is the proof of love.
"Where's Zi's younger brother?" As I was walking, I noticed that Yatogami Gorou suddenly disappeared.
The worst tool guy in the audience, he came over for no reason and was beaten, and was kicked out of the room by surprise, and now he couldn't even see his figure.
"Maybe go back and think about life." Yu Shaoshen Zi was very calm, "Little Qianye, be careful, the order of Master Sanlun to kill the evil king is permanently effective."
Gan, I'm the current Colorless King, Yatogami Kuro's current supervisor.Once my murderous nature is discovered, he will swing the blade of punishment and send me to see my little brother.
So, should I be afraid?
What a joke, no matter from which point of view, I am a standard good boy, don't forget this.
It doesn't matter if you forget, I will "help" you remember.
When my head was gurgling and black mud bubbles were blowing, our group returned to the base smoothly. The breath of home made the squatting at home more peaceful than the naked eye could see. We sat back to the old position and continued to maintain the server he was always maintaining. .
"Let me look for... bandages... here." Mr. Pan pulled out a medicine box from a strange corner, "There are quite a lot of types, alas, Mr. Pan, I don't know much about these."
It's okay, I understand, I've seen all kinds of bandages.
"Give me this one, please." I pointed to the roll in his left hand. Coincidentally, this is Osamu Dazai's favorite brand. The whole day is also totally fine.
With all due respect, linking the words "bandage" and "wearing" has got me thinking about the "Pharaoh Loves a Mummy" screen drama.
I took the bandage, wrapped it around my leg skillfully, bit the end with my teeth, tied a beautiful knot, then turned to my arm, covering the wound bit by bit.
In our line of work, injuries are the norm, and there is nothing major in the world except death.
Even if a beautiful girl turns into a mummy, she is the most beautiful mummy. Where is the mirror, it makes me embarrassed.
"It looks pretty good, the mirror is here." Zi generously gave up his princess mirror, allowing me to look at myself in 360 degrees.
The wound on my face was also well wrapped with a small square of gauze, and combined with the bandages on my arms and legs, I looked left and right in the mirror, and my eyes gradually became weird.
──Why does my current image look so much like Mr. Dazai in my memory?
If you change into a suit and put on a black coat, you will be Dazai honzai.
I was still going back with a headache and wounds to explain how to explain it. Even if Osamu Dazai said it was okay, his eyes would definitely become terrified, and the quiet torture would make me overwhelmed.
He's too difficult to deal with, and I don't really want to suffer from it.It's obviously an innocent disaster, so I don't want to pay for my younger brother's behavior.
I have to find an excuse to evade responsibility that seems to be full of flaws but is actually seamless. The inspiration comes from life. As the saying goes, the most dangerous is the safest.
Eh, thinking about it this way, could the reason why I go back to deal with Osamu Dazai be masturbation?
Although no one will believe it at first, but as the saying goes, the most absurd and the most real, maybe Osamu Dazai has a twitch and believes it under the influence of the passive skill human dementia!
Wouldn't it suit my identity as a chef to want to dress closer to something because I admire my beloved senior too much?
I swear by Akutagawa Ryunosuke's little dress, our chef looks just like him.
The author has something to say, Zai Qianye thinks I will believe it?
People in Qianye always have dreams (Lie peacefully)
Mustard thinks it makes sense.
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