In order to survive, I do many jobs

"He knows too much." I said to my system dad. "In ghost movies, people who know too much don't survive the first episode."

Osamu Dazai, the incarnation of the devil, has turned my peaceful and beautiful life into a thrilling comedy with his own power.

——I am the female number N who was chased by ghosts and screamed.

[Zi, you who survived the dead are the sister Sadako of the ghost film. ] My system says so.

Oh, yes!It suddenly dawned on me that I was not a coward.

Stepping on Yin and Yang, I am talking about myself.

So is Osamu Dazai scarier than ghosts?Hiss - I gasped.

Breaking heads with Osamu Dazai, I have no chance of winning, but...

Never suspect, my friends!If I don't tell you, Osamu Dazai would never have guessed that I had died once, and now I am struggling to survive on money and money.

A high IQ also has to pay attention to basic laws, and holding a script in hand is not such a spoiler.

On the triumph of black technology.

Facing his frivolous questioning, I said sincerely, "Yes, I love money like my life."

What's wrong with loving money!Long live the rich woman!

So give me a salary increase, as long as you give me money, I can do anything, dear, one-stop service, dear.

Those who deducted my salary must apologise with death, I thought calmly, drawing a knife brutally in my mind.

Osamu Dazai didn't get too entangled in this topic, he might see that this is my bottom line, the kind of bottom line that I wouldn't say even if I killed me.

The topic finally stopped on my supernatural power.

Huh, so last time I tried my best to deny him with all my acting skills, did he really not believe it at all?

An and Qianye, a big failure.

Say it yourself or let me ask—Mr. Dazai has a serious face.

If looks could kill, I'd be dead by now.

Mr. Dazai who lost his highlight is really scary.

I said, I said everything (no wonder).

"My supernatural ability is called [Reliable Little Partner]. After the ability is activated, the other party will think that I am his destined friend."

What a simple name, it shows my innocence and simplicity.

This is just an ordinary ability to make friends, isn't it good to ignore me? !

I talked nonsense, "Like Mr. Chuya and Mr. Ango, they will feel that I am trustworthy when they meet for the first time."

But I can't let the owner of the tofu shop give me a free order, tsk.

"But it's not only because of my supernatural ability, but also because I'm really reliable!"

In order to increase my persuasiveness, I straightened my chest, "As long as you give me money, I will be the best online store customer service. It is my lifelong pursuit to let customers enjoy God-like treatment."

I will skillfully use all customer service speech skills, kind and pleasant, flexible and changeable, and it is very comfortable to keep you obedient.

All of the above, except for the name I made up now, are all the truth, and I rarely lie.

Facing Osamu Dazai, lying is useless.

It is important to have self-knowledge, and I am very aware of current affairs.

Those who know current affairs are Junjie, I, Junzai!

The only things I concealed are [Schrödinger's Two or Five Boys], the strange-sounding name of the ability, and its passive effect.

——I can spot the undercover agents of other organizations at a glance.

This talent is not inferior to the part that Osamu Dazai is looking at me now.

Enough is enough, the value I have shown now is more than enough, Osamu Dazai's IQ must have known what a good undercover candidate I am.

Send me out, I wish I could.

The soul of my twenty-five boy is about to move.

If he thinks a little bit more, my talent can also be used in infiltration and annihilation battles, because I can easily sneak into the enemy's base camp without making them realize that there is nothing wrong, as long as the opponent does not have [Disqualification in the World].

He can use me however he wants.

The premise is that he can't take me to meet Mori Ogai, the leader of the port mafia, because as soon as I see him, I will definitely find every opportunity to activate my ability.

Even if it is eliminated by [Disqualification in the World] after activation, it doesn't matter, the trust in the subconscious is enough.

I, trusted by the leader, will no longer be a pawn in his hands.

As for Mori Ogai, no matter how amazing his IQ is, it doesn't matter even if he is darker than Osamu Dazai, he is not "disqualified in the world", and one day I will take advantage of the loopholes and eat them up.

BUG-level abilities are not just talk.

So what if you know it's my supernatural ability?Can't help it.

Mori Ogai may not trust Dazai Ogai that much, trust is a treasure that is more precious than Nakahara Chuya's hat, rarer than Dazai Osamu's conscience, and more fragile than Akutagawa Ryunosuke's nerves.

I can easily tame the dragon of human nature and pluck the most unknown treasures.

Playing with emotions, I'm a professional.

But because I'm a good boy, I won't do that!

To be a person, you still have to be down-to-earth and rely on labor in exchange for remuneration.

Rather than marrying into a wealthy family, I want to become a rich woman myself, to raise a handsome face, and reach the pinnacle of life.

Inspirational girl myself.

"Tong, do you think he will throw me to Mori Ogai?" I poked my butt and asked curiously.

[According to the data analysis... If the analysis fails, this person is a black hole. ] The system father answered me.

Osamu Dazai, an evil man who caused the system to crash many times.

"I don't think so." I pretended to be obedient and looked at Mr. Dazai deep in thought. He must have thought of what I could think of, and he would think deeper than me.

Smart people, smart people.

"I don't want to work under Young Girl Control." I told my supervisor honestly, "He is super suspicious, and he doesn't know what he will do to me after knowing my supernatural power."

"Compared to the dirty adults, I would rather accept Mr. Dazai's torture."

Anyway, he is good-looking and can wash his eyes.

【Mori Ogai is also very good-looking, don't think too much about my cub, you can only choose to open the love line after you reach adulthood. 】The old father advised me.

"Mr. Mori is very good-looking, the charm of a mature man or something. But..."

I thought of the dress-up game between Mori Ogai and the half-naked blond girl in the post that the system sent me last time in the mysteriously disappearing post on the internal Hong Kong forum.

"Although your data analysis tells me that Ms. Alice is actually Mr. Mori's supernatural ability, I still..." I can't stand it!

The leader of the Yokohama dragon head organization, how could this be the case!

I almost dialed the emergency number in my hand.

Wash your eyes, wash your eyes.

"Qianya-chan's ability is very dangerous." Mr. Dazai put his hand on my head and pressed it a little harder, "Follow me from now on, don't run around."

He didn't intend for me to meet Mori Ogai.

What is the reason?Protect the leader?save yourself?Or do you simply want me to work under him?

Speaking of which, Mr. Nakaya was obviously abducted into the organization by Mr. Dazai, but he went to work under Mr. Momiji. It is said that Mr. Dazai has been bitter about it for a long time.

I am also a talent dug out by Mr. Dazai, if I am taken away again, he might not be reconciled, right?

The secret between the man and the boy is like a steel wire that is about to break. They are afraid of each other and use each other. The teacher and the student who are getting more and more out of control...

Interesting, so much fun.

[My cub, your mind is a little dangerous. ] System Dad reminded me.

"It's okay, don't worry about it." I shrugged, "What's the matter between them has nothing to do with me, I just need to work honestly and make money."

Life matters, life matters.

I don't play smart people's games.

After talking about it, Mr. Dazai's attitude towards me was a little colder, but he seemed a little closer.

Mr. Dazai, who is smiling, is his usual method of deceiving people, after all, he is a black slime.

But this has nothing to do with me. After surrendering, I got good news: I got rid of the little Mazar.

Under my harassing hints, Mr. Dazai finally realized his conscience and asked me to change a chair that could reach the table.

Although it's just for me to write a report for him better, I'm still very content.

That is, sitting on a chair is still shorter than him, which makes me very uncomfortable.

No matter how powerful the supernatural power of the mind control system is, it will be marked as "high risk", losing freedom or being used to death.

I'm the rare exception, because the only person capable of locking me up without my influence is not about to do so.

Freedom, freedom, the breath of freedom.

Mr. Dazai doesn't control me very much, he doesn't even prohibit me from working part-time in Lupine, of course the part-time job I plan to go to the bookstore is definitely out of the question, I hope he remembers that I am a student.

I'm going to start school in two months. Whether it's a suspension or a dropout, the homeroom teacher and friends from the tennis club who are well liked by me will definitely get to the bottom of it and never let it go.

Prepare and prepare comprehensively.

If it weren't for that old Yinbi who suddenly appeared and killed me, my life would be beautiful, even if I live in a plastic family, I will not worry about food and clothing, and the future can be expected.

[The future can be expected, isn't it? 】The system reminded me,【Didn't your parents plan to train you to be a new undercover agent? 】

"How could it not be possible?" I spread my hands, "Brainwashing education is one thing, I almost believed it when I was young."

But as the saying goes, negative and negative are positive, the two of them instilled in me the greatness of the black organization, and the other told me the greatness of public officials, the collision of black and white, the dance of light and darkness, successfully confused my young mind.

I believe in all of them, so I am now a [-]-year-old boy.

The origin of family education, parental education really determines a child's life.

Two [-]-year-old children, how loyal can you expect me to be?

Isn't it good to give money, do things, and a simple transaction relationship?

How can you expect social animals to be loyal to the company that oppresses you!Isn't this the spiritual PUA mentioned in 996 Fubao?

I will not give in!

God!Mr. Dazai applied for a breakfast and dinner subsidy for me!He is a nice guy!

"I didn't expect that one day I would send a good person card to Osamu Dazai...it's so delicious." I gnawed on the big chicken leg in the bowl, and chatted with the system.

This man actually knew that I only ate one meal a day (because Hong Kong and Heilongjiang only provide free lunch, and you have to swipe your card to buy breakfast and dinner), and used his qualifications as a cadre to apply for a subsidy for me.

It may be that Mr. Dazai also thinks that I am too miserable. If I get thinner, my bones will be exposed, and even he can't bear to look directly at me.

It may also be because I can't refuse his request to work overtime, which I think is more likely.

I even managed to escape the claws of Mr. Ango, the overtime madman, but in the end I fell into the hands of Mr. Dazai.

Is this the wisdom of Osamu Dazai?Sure enough, it is not an existence that me and other mortals can easily fight against.

I am convinced.

Eating two chicken legs in the bowl—Mr. Dazai gave me his one too, because he disliked the greasy ones made in the cafeteria—I happily shook my fluffy little wings and flew to Mr. Dazai’s side .

From today, I am Mr. Dazai's man!

I will try my best to complete all the work, please don't forget the promise to increase my salary!

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Qianye: The black mud in my heart can't help but reveal a little

But I am a good boy!Please don't forget this!

I had breakfast and dinner!Hei Mu Jing is a good man!