In order to survive, I do many jobs

"Lululu, martyrdom, you can't do it alone, but two people can..." Osamu Dazai was lying on the sofa with headphones on, humming, his head facing the door.Occasionally, he opened his eyes and looked backward to see the massive moving project of Oda Writer next door, and then closed his eyes with a relaxed expression.

The difference between moving with two people and moving with six people cannot be generalized. Their family is the king with bronze, and next door is the rabbit father with five troublesome carrot heads.

In the center of the living room are packed large and small cardboard boxes, just waiting for the moving company to lift them all away tomorrow.Osamu Dazai still remembered the way Qianye pushed the soft sleeper ticket indifferently. When asked who reimbursed the fare, she twitched the corners of her lips and said with a half-smile: "A kind capitalist, Do you want to meet Mr. Dazai? Let me introduce you."

"No, no." Osamu Dazai covered his face with a newspaper, avoiding the unconcealable murderous look in Qianye's eyes, only showing a pair of innocent eyes, "I'm not interested at all."

Who touched her bad luck?Stand up by yourself, don't hurt the weak and helpless him.

Unlike Osamu Dazai, who had been prepared for a long time, Sakunosuke Oda, who stayed at home and worked on the manuscript in isolation, knew nothing.Suddenly received the news that the file has been cleaned and you can go back to Yokohama without worry. The honest young man with red hair stood there thinking carefully, and made a condolence call to his friend Ango:

"Ango, thank you for your help, but there is no need to be so anxious." Oda Sakunosuke hesitated, "I have been working overtime, how is your hair? Anhe told me that you have been troubled, and she recommended me to You send Bawang to wash..."

"Please don't be distracted by her nonsense, Odasaku-san!" Ango Sakaguchi, panting hard during work breaks, held his mobile phone exhausted, "Your files are actually contributed by Shishiin and sceter4, and I am busy with other things. "

For example, when someone suddenly became the new colorless king, the farming chief's bald head was almost frightened so that the iron tree would bloom.

Since Osamu Dazai defected with his family and his family, half of Ango Sakaguchi's workload has been taken over by these two troublemakers who are constantly dying.Anhe Qianye also likes to repost discount coupons of various hair growth products and invite him to make orders, hard, fist hard.

Saying goodbye to Yasugo Sakaguchi, who was dying of work oppression, Sakunosuke Oda returned home and began to deal with the moving matters.Tokyo is a bustling city, and he still likes it here, but Yokohama is home after all, and he always wants to go back.

...But moving is really troublesome, Xingsuke, don't deliberately mess with him when he is packing, and Yuu too, learn from the cute and well-behaved Saku.

"Mr. Odasaku is still packing up. It's not easy to take care of the children..." After I changed my clothes to go out, I looked at the next door from the balcony, looking busy.

I walked out of the room and subconsciously glanced at the scene in my living room while tidying up my clothes: a marinated mackerel drifting in the sea of ​​cardboard boxes, like a non-recyclable garbage lying sideways in a group of recyclable garbage, out of place.

"Qianye is going out?" Osamu Dazai looked up at me, the earphones slid down and rested on his shoulders, "Obviously I'm going back to Yokohama soon, are you going out with someone?"

"Yeah, before I leave, get together with Bingdi's friends." I stomped down the stairs and jumped down the last few steps lightly, "Appointment to go to the playground! I Go on a pirate ship!"

After sending a farewell email to Mr. Atobe yesterday, I was almost deafened by the sudden ringing of the phone. He tried to pry open my head through the phone line to see if I was parasitized by aliens.

Me: To be honest, I’m from Mars. My home planet is preparing to send someone to take me home, so I’m here to say goodbye to my friend.

"Are you going to transfer back to Haichang?" Atobe Keigo asked me angrily, "Isn't it troublesome to toss around? What's wrong with Hyotei." You can choose your shortcomings, and he will vote for his alma mater tomorrow. [-] million, the title of the number one university in Japan must belong to their Ice Emperor.

"No, no, no," I shook my head in denial, "If you pay attention to the documents I submitted to the council, you will know: my student status is still in Bingdi, and I am still your dear classmate."

"What do you mean?" Atobe asked puzzled.

"Isn't it easy to understand? For a dropout with a reserved status, I graduated in the same year as you." I clamped my phone between my shoulders and ears, and said while rushing to the paperwork report, "Simply put: Ice Emperor can't I teach geniuses like me, so I'm going home to teach myself."

"Are you crazy?" Keigo Atobe frowned, "Stop joking, if you have any difficulties at home, I will solve them for you."

"I'm not kidding. Didn't the email I sent you make it very clear? I'm going back to Yokohama in a few days." I said with a smile, "Although self-study is a bit troublesome, I won't lose. Keigo Atobe, the second grader."

"You're laughing so ugly." Uncle Atobe clicked his tongue, "What happened?"

"Really not, what did I lie to you for?" I played around with a strand of hair that was hanging down, and said casually, "I'm still preparing to take the entrance exam to Dongda University, come and be an alumni with me?"

"Hmph, it's a pity that I want to study abroad." Keigo Atobe uttered a rich man's voice, and refused me very moved.

"Hey, Eldest Young Master — okay." I waved my hand, "That's it, I hung up the phone, okay?"

"Wait, since we're leaving, how about going out to play for the last time? Call Ninzuzu and Jirou to the newly built amusement park." Keigo Atobe said suddenly, "I've been the manager of the tennis department for a semester anyway, everyone Let's say goodbye to you together."

"Why are you so sad..." I shaved my cheeks puzzled, "Yokohama and Tokyo are not far away, come and play with me whenever you want, don't feel shy, I love you all forever, ua!"

"Beep!" Uncle Atobe hung up the phone ruthlessly, not wanting to listen to my dog ​​talk anymore.

"It's ruthless." I put down the phone and stretched my muscles and bones. My shoulders were sore from writing too much. I lay back on the armchair and looked at the ceiling above my head.

sad?Perhaps a little bit, as Mr. Munakata said, I have my own responsibilities. Although the ivory tower is good, it is not my sojourn.

From the moment I came back from the dead, I was doomed to go the exact opposite way with my peers.Studying is one of the few ordinary things in my grotesque daily life. My attachment to it may be the surviving secret yearning for normal life, which is now broken.

Not worth regretting, just have some regrets.

"Compared to daily life, I still prefer stimulation." I babbled and stretched.

Back in Yokohama, a born villain is about to start her white career. Will the Hound not allow me to hide a gun under my skirt? I really hate gun bags, they are not convenient for concealment at all.

My hometown, Yokohama, is a magical city that perfectly combines combat and life.The Port Mafia that rules the night, the Armed Detective Agency that rules the dusk, and the Supernatural Secret Service that rules the day. The three-moment concept creates not only peace, but also eternal vitality.

The me who accumulated all the experience bars in Tokyo is no longer the same me as the one who left in embarrassment. An and Qianye—super evolution!

"I really want to use the excuse of making troubles to bring someone to find fault with Mr. Mori..." The leader of the mafia was caught in a crime or something, and Dazai would be so happy that he couldn't straighten up. Thinking about it makes people happy .

Although I have already collected several white ID cards, I have never experienced the life of formally wearing a uniform and wearing a ID card to go out and patrol the streets.Thinking about it this way, I seem to be a city management... Do you want to take care of the illegal construction in Yokohama?How about demolishing that illegal building called Kaisai first?A tower as big and tall as the center of the Yokohama Concession, is it purposely left here as a secret base for a certain villain to look down on the whole situation?I don't really understand, I'm going to go on a pilgrimage to see it another day.

"Qianye-chan, this way!" At the entrance of the amusement park, Jiro Akutagawa saw me walking towards them with sharp eyes, stood on tiptoe and waved vigorously.

From a long distance, I saw that orange sheep head, dangling conspicuously in the crowd, it was impossible not to see it.

This kid must have never been lost since he was a child. I jumped up and waved to him.Beside Akutagawa Jirou, Atobe Keigo stood with his arms folded, his face like a sonorous rose, the most dazzling in the crowd.

"Everyone is here, let's go in." Uncle Atobe snapped his fingers and waved his hand smartly, signaling us to enter the arena.Hyuga Taketo, who rushed to the front, took the lead, and disappeared from my field of vision together with the seemingly lazy Akutagawa Jiro.

"Wow," I exclaimed, "They must be very suitable for the track and field department. I will recommend them to the head of the track and field department."

"Dead this heart, An He." Obviously did not say it, Atobe Keigo seemed to know what I was thinking, and said indifferently, "If the two of them surrender to the enemy, I will let you play for them .”

Alas!There is also a vicious capitalist here, one or two, who squeeze me and get addicted, right?Although I can explain tennis, but I don't know how to practice it. Will I play a lonely game to make the audience laugh?Then I can still do it, don't underestimate my status as a comedian.

"Which event should we play first? Ann and San choose." Yushi Ninzu smoothed the situation.He looked at the well-behaved, cute and cute girl beside him, and thought that she probably likes warm-hearted projects such as carousels and ferris wheels. The pink and tender ones are also quite cute...

"I'm going to play the pirate ship first!" I raised my arms and cheered, "There are also roller coasters and jumping machines!"

"Do you want to play such an exciting game from the very beginning? Do you want to play a simpler buffer first?" Yushi Ninzu forced his respect, "What do you think of the merry-go-round?"

"It's not that good, it's suitable for children under three years old." I looked at him inexplicably.Come on, brother, I'm a villain and go to ride the carousel, isn't it a bit embarrassing?Am I shameless?

Yushi Ninzu: A normal girl should... Forget it, I shouldn't use common sense to speculate on An and Sang, she is not a normal person.

I looked at Ninzu-kun's dejected look, recalled the conversation just now, and had a flash of inspiration: Oh, I understand!Ninzu-kun must be afraid that something too exciting will cause his heart to arrest, so he is reluctant to go with us.But he didn't want to lose his masculine self-esteem, so he hinted at me tactfully.

Don't be afraid, Mr. Ninzu, rest assured to give yourself to me who is considerate and considerate. I will definitely help you overcome yourself and regain your confidence in being a human being. Don't give up on yourself, you still have salvation.

"Well, let's make a compromise." I stood in front of the map navigation in the playground and pointed Jiangshan, "Ninzu-kun is right, we have to save the most exciting for the last! Let's play the roller coaster first, this project looks like Very gentle."

I'm not lying, the roller coaster is very suitable for young couples to play together. It must not be an overly exciting project, and it is a good appetizer.

I stared at Yushi Ninzu for a long time with loving eyes, silently swallowed the unfinished words in his mouth, and nodded silently.

As long as you are happy, he doesn't want to talk.

The roller coaster is also a key project of the amusement park, and there seem to be quite a lot of people queuing up.I pulled Ninzu-kun and Atobe-kun to wait patiently at the end of the line, and suddenly found a very familiar pointed head growing in the line in front of me.

I have only seen the miraculous haircut that can pierce people's throats with just bowing their heads—the beautiful, gentle, virtuous and kind-hearted Ms. Mori Ran who can beat ten Shinichi Kudos by herself.

Look at the hot man next to Miss Mao Lilan──Wow!Isn't this familiar figure from the back our famous detective classmate?What a coincidence.

"Retract my previous evaluation. The roller coaster may not be a gentle project. We can rush to play the pirate ship now." I touched my chin, it's not good, it's not good, the ominous premonition in my heart is showing what?

"Xina, hee hee, today's weather is really nice." The honest and honest middle-aged man's voice sounded behind me, I turned my head slowly, and met a fat man wearing sunglasses.

Stop laughing, you made me panic.

Vodka moved his non-existent neck and nodded at me.Gin next to him was as cold as ever, he only glanced at me slightly, and looked away as if nothing had happened, perfectly playing the scene where three strangers meet.

That's right, I'm just an innocent passer-by. I don't know about the fact that gin and vodka skipped work today to come to the playground for a date. I absolutely don't know, don't exist, no!

"? Is it someone An and Sang know?" Hearing the strange hee hee, Ninzu Yushi couldn't help but glance at Gin and Vodka. They didn't look like good people at first glance. Ann and Sang Mo were not deceived by pyramid schemes up?

"Hahaha what are you talking about?" I held Ren Zuzu-kun's shoulders and forced him to turn around. "I just think the sun is a bit dazzling today, and I am very envious of the big brother behind wearing sunglasses."

Boy, watch less of what you shouldn't see, and save your life with ignorance!

Yuji Ninata was about to say something. The previous roller coaster had returned to the starting point, and the line in the front row began to squirm.I pushed him as if urging, "Okay, okay, let's talk about it in detail when we come down, first get on my thief boat."

After waiting for a while, the long line shortened a little bit, and finally it was our turn.

There are eight seats in a roller coaster, and the seats are taken one by one according to the order of queuing.I looked at the last two remaining positions, and then at the threesome on our side, e, three, what a subtle number.

"You guys go, I will wait for the next trip." Atobe Keigo folded his arms and raised his chin, even standing with gin and vodka, his momentum remained undiminished.

"Or, let these two gentlemen go first?" I gestured to the gin and vodka. For some reason, I always felt that the last two positions on this roller coaster were tailor-made for them.

"No need." Qin Jiu said coldly, ignoring my intentions, always remembering his stranger persona.

All right, don't guess what a man is thinking, let's go, Mr. Renzu.

Kudo Shinichi and Mori Ran, who were in front of us, were sitting in the second row of the roller coaster while chatting quietly. Because the atmosphere between the two of them was difficult for others to intervene, the clever detective did not see that Tan Ran and him boarded. Me on the same train.

Sitting firmly, I lowered my head and fumbled to fasten the seat belt. While fastening the buttons, I patted the back of Ninzu-kun's hand, and comforted me: "Don't be shy, boy. It's okay to shout out when you're scared, I will never laugh at you you."

"...I'm not afraid." Yushi Ninzu choked up and said with difficulty.

I nodded undisturbed, um, you are not afraid, you are the bravest, you are the most powerful man, my sister does not cry.

Every boy who likes to play on the merry-go-round has a cute little princess in his heart, I will definitely protect your girly heart, leave it to me, man!

Ninja Yuuji: Give up thinking, completely unable to communicate.

There was a couple sitting between us sitting at the end and Kudo boy. I glanced at the man directly in front of me, and looked away uninterestedly.

Ordinary, not worth caring about, in other words: be safe, keep playing.

"Beep, beep, beep!" The countdown was reset and the roller coaster started.

"Wow! Boom!" I cheered happily, watching my long hair being blown to pieces by the wind, the sound of the wind whistling, free and happy.

Falling from the highest point into the dark passage, this short journey is about to end, I squinted to avoid the sudden bright light when I left the tunnel, and was suddenly splashed by "water".

Viscous, fishy, ​​red water.

I tilted my head, looking up and down a little puzzledly at the headless male corpse who was still bleeding from the seat in front of me for a moment.

Wow, my friend, you lost your head on the roller coaster, your ride was extra special.

"Ah!!! Dead!!" A familiar scream sounded in my ears.I sighed heavily, and slumped on the chair like a fish, not even thinking about unfastening my seat belt.

"Meet you again, boy Kudo." I waved like a beckoning cat.What a coincidence, I ran into your murder scene again, there must be an inseparable fate between us, please solve the case within 3 minutes, I am very optimistic about you.

"Why is it you again?" Kudo Shinichi said with trembling fingers, "The shopping mall fitting room murder case, the Kaitou Kidd murder case, the resort murder case, and this roller coaster murder case, why did you go where did you go wrong? "

I:"???"

what happened?Judging by his tone, can I still be blamed for this?I'm clearly just an innocent passing girl who was implicated by you!Don't you want to spit blood on people!

I slapped the armrest and tried to stand up. I forgot that I was still wearing a seat belt, and almost fell down on the spot.

"Grass (a kind of plant), I'm careless." I tried to stand up straight and stared at him under the helpless gaze of Kudo Shinichi, "Don't talk nonsense. Boy, it's useless to try to shirk responsibility by generalizing You must have the courage to face your own bleak life!"

"Shut up, you should reflect on yourself once in a while!" Kudo Shinichi was not to be outdone, "I just came here for a date with Lan, what does the murder case have to do with me?"

"Dating? You?" I looked suspiciously.

Single Kudo boy, did you confess your love?Or pierce the window paper?If it's just ambiguity at the level of holding hands, it can't be described in formal words like dating, you single, single, dog.

The eyes of Kudo boy and I met, and the air was filled with the sound of crackling lightning.

"Well, Brother Kudo." Officer Megure looked at the two of us in embarrassment, "Can you wait a while to argue and solve the current case first? Please cooperate with our investigation."

Oh yes, those of us who were in the same car as the deceased are all suspects.

How did I become a suspect again?This is not right, what kind of ghosts and ghosts have my Tokyo life become?Return my three-good citizen certificate.

While I was meditating, I pulled Yushi Ninzu and Keigo Atobe who came eagerly to meet him, and casually comforted the uncle: "It's okay, don't worry, Kudo boy will take care of it soon."

"I'm not worried about this." Keigo Atobe handed over a clean handkerchief with a sullen face, "Wipe it, your face is covered with blood."

"Oh, thank you." I just remembered this, took the handkerchief exuding the scent of roses, and wiped away the blood on my face little by little.

"Aren't you afraid?" Atobe Keigo asked me, "He died right in front of you."

"The tunnel is too dark, I can't see anything." I carefully folded the handkerchief and prepared to wash it before returning it to Master Atobe.

People die every day in Yokohama and Tokyo, and only people from the outside world who grew up in ordinary lives will feel panic, uneasiness, and fear because of accidental murders.For me, these are just ordinary events that I have seen with my own eyes and even created more than once by myself. It is not worth wasting time to be surprised.

"What the hell have you..." What have you been through?Atobe Keigo didn't ask any more, he knew he wouldn't get any real answers from me.

We didn't have to wait long, and Kudo Shinichi, as always, quickly and decisively identified the murderer.I chewed the bubble gum in my mouth, and found that the gin and vodka had disappeared without any surprise.

Does the winery also have quests in the amusement park?Could it be that he pretends to be a clown and distributes balloons to the children, bringing joy and laughter to the world to wash away his sins?

If I haven't been notified of assisting tasks, this matter has nothing to do with me. Excellent fishing masters will not find things for themselves to do.I'm here to relax, not rush to work overtime.

"The intense and exciting roller coaster is over, the next stop is the pirate ship gogogo!" I excitedly greeted them and rushed to the next check-in point, but found that Ninzu-kun and Atobe-kun were not in high spirits.

Ah, is it because he suddenly encountered a murder case and hasn't recovered yet?I chewed the bubble gum that was gradually losing its sweetness in my mouth, and thought about a few words of comfort, but I didn't know what to say.

When I saw blood for the first time, no one came to comfort me, didn't I survive by myself?My mentors have not taught me about this.

I can say a lot of words to deceive people, but I can't empathize with them, and the words I speak are probably dry, meaningless, and boring words that only pile up words.

While thinking about ways to comfort Atobe-kun and Ninzu-kun, I couldn't help but think: If I were out to play with Dazai Osamu, I wouldn't need to think about these unnecessary things at all.

We will stand together and laugh at the special physique of Kudo boy, and sympathize with sister Xiaolan and her twists and turns of love life.Osamu Dazai will realize who the murderer is before anyone else, and we may be able to exchange a few clues and play a cameo as a detective.After Kudo Shinichi solves the case, he ran heartlessly to take the pirate ship, stopped to share a bucket of popcorn when passing by the popcorn machine, and spent the day happily.

I clearly realized: I am not on the same sea level as the thinking of ordinary people, and the resonance will not reach the same frequency no matter what.

The person who can walk side by side with me has gradually become the only one.

"Okay, okay, sit here and rest for a while, I'll buy you soda." I clapped my hands and forcibly aroused their emotions, "When you are unhappy, you should drink super sweet soda, wait for me to come back !"

I rattled and ran to find the vending machine.A strange law: when you don’t want to find something, it always lies in front of you desperately trying to get a sense of existence, but when you want to find it, it will suddenly disappear, and you have to search hard To get a glimpse of it.

Even the most common vending machines are no exception. I detoured all the way from the bustling street to a remote alley, and finally saw the shadow of the vending machine, as well as my long-lost colleague vodka from the winery.

He was carrying a small suitcase and was talking to a sneaky man. My years of social practice experience in the mafia told me: it was another illegal transaction where no one could be seen.

"Stupid, come here! Don't be discovered by them!" Kudo Shin, who jumped out of nowhere, waved to me in a low voice, signaling me to hide in the corner with him.

I was silent for two seconds, walked over and squatted in the corner of the wall with him to observe secretly like Stoka.

I have no choice, I can't tell the righteous detective boy: This person in front of me is actually my colleague, even if I swagger past it, it's completely fine, maybe they will entrust me to watch the wind.

Speaking of lookouts, where is vodka's beloved gin brother?They have always been anxious about Mengmeng. Could it be that Qin Jiu had a temporary diarrhea and went to the bathroom?

Kudo Shinichi was still babbling about how to leave clues to report the illegal transaction in front of me to the police. I had an ominous premonition in my heart, and I turned around slowly, facing Gin with a hard and thick stick. line of sight.

Me: Hello, are you surprised?Is it surprising?It's me, it's me, your trusty little friend Xinar II.

Qin Jiu: OK, I won't hit you, hit him.

The high-raised stick comes with the bg of fate's punishment song, and the falling point of the parabola is the clever little head of Kudo boy, but the famous detective who is extremely intelligent but not good at close combat knows nothing about it.

I stretched out my Erkang hand: Don't, don't, don't! ! !Brother, keep someone under the stick!

The author has something to say: Qianye: Young man, you almost died.Give me your famous line now, and I can also give you a resurrection armor, how is your jio?

Shinichi: Not much, let me tell you how obsessed you are with my lines, hey!