Insect Simulation Master [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

Lin Xiaoxiao quickly analyzed the current situation.

Shi Guanyin was not a good comer. It is not easy to kill Shi Guanyin. After all, this poor little wasp has only lived for half a month, and Shi Guanyin, despite her appearance, is actually that old loofah. , It's too hard to take a bath.Definitely a stubble.

And Rongrong is still here, if she fights with Shi Guanyin, Rongrong will be in danger.

Lin Xiaoxiao took a step forward, blocking Su Rongrong behind her.Looking at Shi Guanyin, he smiled.

"I have been thinking about who can make the perfect statue that is far beyond ordinary people's imagination. That person must be the best craftsman in the world, but I don't want to, it turns out that there is really someone who looks so perfect. Zao Wenshi The beautiful name of Guanyin, when I saw it today, it is really beautiful."

However, Lin Xiaoxiao is smiling now, but MMP in her heart.

vomit~

She actually said it out, she is unclean!

What did the oppression of life and the darkness of society do to her, a weak little fairy?

Although Shi Guanyin on the other side loves herself the most, she is happy to hear others praise her.But she is not stupid. Hearing Lin Xiaoxiao's words, she sneered.

"Famous? Shouldn't it be infamy? Didn't I become the most vicious female devil in the mouths of those sanctimonious guys?"

Lin Xiaoxiao opened her almond eyes, trying to convey her sincerity.

"Devil and beauty are not opposite terms. Even if you are a devil, you are the most beautiful devil. Killing people without blinking an eye, eating people without putting salt is the most beautiful!"

"Oh, really?"

As a narcissistic guy with no three views, Shi Guanyin was not at all angry at being scolded by the devil, on the contrary, he was in a good mood to be flattered.

"of course it's true."

Lin Xiaoxiao showed a smile that had to be squeezed out because of the oppression of life.

"Your hair is as black as ebony, your skin is as white as snow, and your lips are as red as blood. You are so beautiful that when you stand in front of a mirror, the mirror wants to sing your praises. There is no distinction between good and evil, and you It is the world's interpretation of beauty, and it is beauty itself. You are so beautiful that even a woman like me can't help being moved."

Of course, it was just a momentary heartbeat, and now she regrets it, she wants a time machine, and now she will go back and poke a hole in her brain yesterday, and empty out the hydrocephalus inside!

Lin Xiaoxiao's ancient poems are not well-educated, and she couldn't find a sentence that is suitable for the present after searching her stomach and intestines. Fortunately, her semi-foreign, passionate praise made Shi Guanyin feel more comfortable listening to it. She covered her mouth and laughed, laughing. The small room suddenly seemed to be full of wild mountain flowers, gorgeous and enchanting.

Shi Guanyin said with a smile.

"You are such a talking girl."

A gust of breeze blew by, and Lin Xiaoxiao's body froze, only to see that Shi Guanyin had got down from the lotus seat at some point and stood in front of her, her long and graceful hands with round nails slowly slid across her side face.

Shi Guanyin's hand is a bit cold, although this hand is beautiful, if it was yesterday, Lin Xiaoxiao might sigh, this statue is so delicate, even the hand is so beautiful.

But now, let alone admiring her, it would be nice if she could suppress an expression of disgust.Shi Guanyin lived as a female devil for too long, so long that hundreds of people died at her hands.

Lin Xiaoxiao didn't even have to wonder if these hands could break her neck in a second.The answer is obviously yes.

Let me ask, who would like such hands, no matter how beautiful they are?

Shi Guanyin was still smiling casually.

"It's said that your mouth is so angry that people don't pay for it. I think this small mouth seems to be stained with honey. The words you say are sweet and greasy. It sounds better than those men's nonsense. If you are not ashamed, I will be ashamed .”

She tapped Lin Xiaoxiao's red lips with her hand, and smiled lightly.

"I really don't want to kill you, after all you are smart and nice to speak..."

"Then don't kill me?"

Lin Xiaoxiao gestured to Su Rongrong with her hands behind her back, and smiled at Shi Guanyin on the surface.

"What are these words? As long as you want to listen, I can talk about him 360-[-] days without repeating the same thing every day. I promise you will be happy."

After she finished speaking, she winked playfully.

"I heard that a woman must always be happy, so that she will always be young and beautiful."

"Really? But you're too smart, and it's too much of a hindrance. I think I'd be happier if I killed you."

Shi Guanyin's hand slowly slid down, following Lin Xiaoxiao's graceful jaw line, all the way to the slender neck.

"Don't worry, because your words please me so much, I won't ruin your face. Let you go to hell beautifully."

Lin Xiaoxiao smirked politely.

"Then I still want to say thank you?"

Shi Guanyin smiled lightly.

"you are welcome."

While speaking, Shi Guanyin's hand moved violently.

Regardless of how slender and beautiful her hands are, with her martial arts, one hand is enough to break a person's neck!

Who knew that Lin Xiaoxiao didn't hide or evade, but faced up to the difficulties, reached out and clasped Shi Guanyin's hand tightly, and then yelled.

"run!"

Su Rongrong gritted her teeth.

"I……"

Knowing that the most important thing for her to do at this time is to run, but people have emotions and desires, Lin Xiaoxiao is really dangerous to Shangshi Guanyin in this pair, maybe... She is not a heart made of stone, how can she not hesitate? !

"Run quickly, I guarantee that this bitch won't be able to strangle me until next year!"

Lin Xiaoxiao raised the volume, her voice was a bit sharp.

"If you are a sister, hurry up and help me find Ye Gucheng and the others, and hack this stinky bitch to death!"

Su Rongrong no longer hesitated, gritted her teeth and rushed out immediately.

Bitch?

Shi Guanyin has never been scolded like this before for committing a crime with beauty. She was stunned by Lin Xiaoxiao's actions at first, and then her face turned cold, and she wanted to arrest Su Rongrong. After all, Ye Gucheng's martial arts has advanced by leaps and bounds. Some trouble.

Who knew that she wanted to withdraw her hand at this time but couldn't. Lin Xiaoxiao's two hands grabbed her hand like pliers, leaving no gap.

Once Su Rongrong made up her mind, her speed was not slow at all, and she used her fastest lightness kung fu speed without turning her head.In the current situation, she can only trust Lin Xiaoxiao.

Shi Guanyin's eyes were full of murderous intent, so he simply stopped, and exerted force with his five fingers.

Lin Xiaoxiao was pinched and had difficulty breathing, but it was not a big problem.Shi Guanyin's fingers didn't even scratch her skin.she sneered.

"Just these two times, why didn't you eat this morning? Come here to tickle your aunt? Come, let me tell you what chokehold is!"

As soon as Lin Xiaoxiao stretched out her hand, she didn't care about Shi Guanyin's hand pinching her neck, but instead attacked Shi Guanyin's soft and delicate neck.

The distance was too close, before Shi Guanyin could react, she had already succeeded.

In other words, Shi Guanyin never expected that someone would have the strength to choke her neck when she was choking her. It stands to reason that this woman's neck should be broken as soon as her hand goes up. !

Shi Guanyin only felt that it was difficult to breathe, and her fragile neck was being pinched. This was something she had never felt since she achieved great feats. She waved her sleeves with anger and opened Lin Xiaoxiao's hand.

Then he took a step back, covered his neck, and looked at Lin Xiaoxiao in surprise.

Even if Shi Guanyin took a very fast time from shock to recovery, Lin Xiaoxiao's pinching of her neck was over in the blink of an eye, but Lin Xiaoxiao didn't have any strength left when he grasped her hand, Shi Guanyin's neck that looked like fat white jade Suddenly there was a cyan finger print on it.

"how did you do that?!"

Lin Xiaoxiao snorted coldly and said with a serious face.

"Because just now, I had an epiphany, there is no future in flattering, and you need to be hardworking yourself!"

In fact, the so-called epiphany is just a change of card.This is the result of her and the system's deliberation. There are many attack cards, but she is not sure if she can hit them with one hit, if not.Then she must be passive, and Su Rongrong will be in danger.Choosing the ultimate defense is the safest approach.

After all, she has resurrection armor, but Su Rongrong doesn't, so she can't gamble.

Thinking of this, Lin Xiaoxiao raised her hand, compared her biceps, and smiled provocatively at Shi Guanyin.

"Grandma, I'm a tough guy now, come here if you have the ability, and see if I don't break your front teeth!"

Shi Guanyin watched coldly.I am impatient.

She didn't bring anyone with her today, it was just a whim.

There was no one to hold hands outside, and the one who lured Chu Liuxiang and the others away was nothing but a waste of poor martial arts. I'm afraid those two men will come back soon.It must be done quickly!

Thinking so, she raised her hand and hit Lin Xiaoxiao.Her posture is so graceful and her figure is so beautiful, but the murderous intent in it makes people shudder.

Although the titan beetle can fly, its speed is not considered fast. Lin Xiaoxiao couldn't dodge for a while in this narrow room, so he could only grit his teeth and take a hard move.

With a bang, after flying many people, Lin Xiaoxiao also enjoyed the feeling of flying, and then fell heavily on the wall of the corridor.

Lin Xiaoxiao suddenly had tears in her eyes.

【Oops, my tailbone, my pollen cover~】

I will do this!

The system immediately answered and said: [It doesn't hurt? 】

[It hurts so much to ride a horse! 】

Lin Xiaoxiao didn't expect that the system was still on the skin at this time, and shouted in grief and indignation.

But in fact, this is already a good result. If an ordinary martial artist took Shi Guanyin's palm forcefully, his heart would be broken, and he would belch on the spot, so there would be no time to cry out for pain.

Of course, Lin Xiaoxiao is a tough guy now, it's fine to call the system painful, but it's absolutely impossible to face Shi Guanyin.Not only could she not cry out in pain, but she had to calmly stand up, flick the dust off her body, and then show a sneering smile at Shi Guanyin.

"Oh, that's it?"

System: Very good, [-]% sarcasm.

Shi Guanyin looked at her hand, but she didn't expect that with [-]% of her palm strength, she couldn't beat Lin Xiaoxiao to death.He was even ridiculed by Lin Xiaoxiao.she was shocked and angry

"What kind of martial arts are you doing? With your martial arts, it is impossible for you to take my slap without incident!"

"Impossible? What's impossible? You, a female devil, can shamelessly pretend to be a goddess. Why can't I be a tough guy?"

Lin Xiaoxiao sneered.

Shi Guanyin glared angrily.

"What are you scolding me for?!"

It was to buy time before, but now her face has been torn apart, Lin Xiaoxiao couldn't say anything, she glared at him more angrily than Shi Guanyin, and opened her mouth to reveal her cold little white teeth.

"What's wrong with scolding you for being shameless? To say that you are shameless is an understatement. Your skin is so thick that no one can reach it. The hundreds of feet of ice in the extremely cold place in the extreme north is not as thick as your skin. In the deep sea in the extreme south The ten-thousand-year-old black iron is not as hard as your skin. Fortunately, you have the self-knowledge to get rid of the statue of the Virgin Mary, otherwise I will drag you to compare and make you open your ugly eyes like dead fish. Look, is that you? Do you look like that?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Shi Guanyin is most proud of her appearance in her life.She suffers from severe narcissism and even falls in love with herself in the mirror.How can such a person bear others scolding her like that.Immediately, he was so angry that his inner strength surged, his hair moved automatically without wind, and his five fingers formed claws to pinch Lin Xiaoxiao again.Wanted to shut her up.

But it's a pity that now it's not that she wants Lin Xiaoxiao to shut up, Lin Xiaoxiao will shut up.

"Who are you scolding? You look like this, and you still have the face to pretend to be a virgin, and people will call you that there is no heaven and earth. At that time, I was still thinking about some kind of god, but I didn't want to be you, a monster." Bah! Returning the Virgin Mary, I hate you guys for lifting my shoes."

Lin Xiaoxiao let her pinch herself, cursing heartily.

"I really don't know who made such a statue for you. He was either forced by you, or he was robbed of his heart and money. Otherwise, how could he make such a statue for you against his conscience and make it so bad?" It's outrageous, it's even more beautiful than Yaoyue Lianxing, no wonder I didn't immediately think of you as a monster, after all, even if your mother is still alive, you won't be able to see that it's you!"

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! I'll kill you!"

Shi Guanyin's personality flaws are very serious. At this moment, his eyes are red with anger, and he is on the verge of losing his mind.

"Come on, follow along, I'll kill you, grandma, I'll take your surname!"

Because Lin Xiaoxiao was pinched, she could only look up her neck, but her contemptuous expression and mocking sneer seemed to be the one who pinched the enemy's lifeline.

Shi Guanyin roared angrily, unconsciously using all his strength.Those five fingers clasped Lin Xiaoxiao's slender neck deeply, and even made Lin Xiaoxiao's neck bleed a trace of blood.

Although there is only a trace, but it involves Lin Xiaoxiao's current defense against the sky, which is enough to see her current anger.

Lin Xiaoxiao's eyebrows jumped.

Fuck it, it hurts a million times!

However, the more painful the more angry, anyway, before Ye Gucheng and the others came, what Lin Xiaoxiao had to do was to hold Shi Guanyin back, the more angry Shi Guanyin was, the more successful he would be.

So Lin Xiaoxiao tried her best to ignore the pain in her neck, and sneered with her neck stuck.

"Didn't I sound nice to you just now? Do you know what I was thinking just now? I was thinking, your hair is ugly like shit, your skin is as gray as this wall, your lips are like Disgusting female ghosts are as gaudy as gaudy. Fortunately, there is no mirror. If you look into the demon mirror, there must be an ugly monster with sores on the top of the head and pus on the soles of the feet! What beauty itself, you are the most narcissistic, ugliest, and most annoying in the world You! Yaoyue Lianxing is Qingyue and Xingxing who are aloof, I have seen them before, how can I look down on such an ugly painted skin ghost like you!"

Shi Guanyin's breathing became heavy, her eyes were full of killing intent, and her voice was a little hoarse due to anger.

"Do you really think I can't kill you?!"

"Not thought, but apparently."

Lin Xiaoxiao said in disgust.

"You can't kill me. Not only is your appearance unremarkable, but your martial arts are so weak. No wonder you can only hide in the wind and sun in the desert, and you can only dream of the Virgin Mary, but in fact you have nothing..."

Before she finished speaking, she quickly shut up and turned her head abruptly.Then she looked to the side with some fear, and Shi Guanyin's fingers were stuck straight into the wall. If she hadn't avoided it just now, then her eyes might be lost.

Shi Guanyin slowly withdrew his hand and aimed at Lin Xiaoxiao's eyes again.

"Your body protection technique is indeed very powerful. Although I don't know where your shield is, it doesn't matter. No matter how powerful a person's martial arts are, they can't practice their eyes. I can think about your annoying moves. Pick it up!"

As soon as the words fell, Shi Guanyin's hand struck out like a poisonous snake.

[Fuck, as expected of Shi Guanyin, vicious enough! 】

Lin Xiaoxiao tilted her head dangerously again.But there was still a red mark at the corner of the eye, and a moment later, a trace of blood appeared.Obviously, Shi Guanyin didn't hold back at all, and used the power that could almost knock out the brains of ordinary people just to blind Lin Xiaoxiao's eyes.

Lin Xiaoxiao stretched out her hand, covered her eyes with one hand, and grabbed Shi Guanyin's hand that was pinching her neck with the other and broke it hard... she didn't break it.

This time it was Shi Guanyin's turn to sneer.

"It's useless, your body protection skills are indeed very powerful, but your martial arts are far inferior to mine. Don't worry, I will ruin your face again when I blind your eyes. Then we will see who is more powerful." No face!"

She had just finished speaking when she suddenly saw Lin Xiaoxiao showing a weird smile.Before she could react, she felt a piercing pain the next moment.Although a certain part below is more fragile for men, it is not much better for women. It is still a much more fragile part than other places.

The severe pain from the part that was not hit hard made Shi Guanyin shrunk into a shrimp, so painful that he couldn't even cry out.

Lin Xiaoxiao slowly retracted her legs and smiled.

"Oops, my foot slipped."

Then turn around and run, after all, if you don't run now, when will you wait? !

The system hurts just looking at it, and I can't even believe that this is something the old-fashioned criticizing Lin Xiaoxiao can do.

Leaving aside Shi Guanyin's face, just being a woman, how did she manage to get off her feet?Aren't you a tough guy riding a horse?Are you such a tough guy?

So the studious system couldn't help asking Lin Xiaoxiao.

Lin Xiaoxiao said with a deep face.

[Probably because... I'm a tough guy who doesn't care about his feet. 】

System: ...Good moves!

Although for a beauty, Lin Xiaoxiao's kick was absolutely miserable, but for an enemy, Lin Xiaoxiao's kick was quite beautiful. It not only severely injured Shi Guanyin, but also successfully limited her speed.So that Shi Guanyin couldn't catch up with Lin Xiaoxiao in the narrow temple for a while.

"Don't run!"

"If you tell me not to run, I won't run. Do you think I'm as stupid as you? But it's normal for you to be stupid. After all, there must be no fish to eat in the desert. It's so pitiful. When you die, I will remember to send you to your grave." A few fish bones, for you to replenish your brains below!"

Lin Xiaoxiao ran into the old Taoist's room along the corridor, overturned the table and chairs to increase obstacles, then jumped up and through the window, flew to the roof and came down again. In short, the position was quite coquettish.

Shi Guanyin roared.

"Lin Xiaoxiao, I am at odds with you!"

"Come on, come on, come and catch me. If you catch me, I'll let you...uh...forget it, you're so ugly, I don't think so."

Lin Xiaoxiao had a parkour around the pillar.

Shi Guanyin gritted her teeth, raised her hand and slapped the pillar to pieces.

"You dare to tease me like this, I will make you pay the price!"

"The price? I think my ugly face to you is the price for my face. Oh, no, no, I'm going blind!"

Lin Xiaoxiao yelled.

"You...you are so vicious, you are so vicious, you actually used your ugly face to attack, and you blinded my eyes with your ugly face! Oh, no, my eyes, my eyes hurt so much!"

With a bang, Lin Xiaoxiao was sent flying again by Shi Guanyin who was so mad.

But can this stop her output?

No!

She can't beat you and can't scold you to death?

The next moment Lin Xiaoxiao stood up with a carp.

"That's it? That's it? That's it? Are you really Shi Guanyin? You can't be an ugly girl pretending to be somewhere, right? Weak and ugly, ugly and weak, God, why don't you call me Shi Guanyin , call Shi Wuyan, not only ugly, but also smelly and hard like a stone in a latrine!"

"Ah, shut up!"

Shi Guanyin's death spot in this life is her own appearance. You must know that the last cause of her death in the original book was fighting with Chu Liuxiang. Chu Liuxiang tricked her into facing her own mirror, and then accidentally broke her own mirror.

As I said before, she was so narcissistic that she fell in love with herself in the mirror, so when she saw herself in the mirror being torn apart, she screamed and turned into dead bones instantly.

But now, Shi Guanyin listened to Lin Xiaoxiao scolding herself for being ugly, her mouth was as poisonous as a knife, and the knives were all stuck in her dead point. She had never seen such a poisonous woman.Unknowingly, Qi and blood surged.

When Lin Xiaoxiao was sent flying with one palm again, only to see her bouncing up and down and started yelling at herself again.Shi Guanyin screamed, but couldn't hold back a mouthful of blood and vomited on the ground!

At the same time, the sword light flashed, and Shi Guanyin's mind was agitated, but he didn't completely dodge for a while, and there was a deep sword wound on his left arm in an instant.

"Xiaoxiao, you..." It's okay.

Chu Liuxiang's eager words were stuck in her throat before she could fully utter them.

After all, no matter how you look at it, it seems that Shi Guanyin is more troublesome.

"You are doing very well."

Shi Guanyin vomited blood, her brain, covered by anger, was finally awake, and her IQ once again occupied the high ground.She turned around several times, avoided Ye Gucheng's sword, and gave Lin Xiaoxiao a cold look.Then fly away quickly.

Ye Gucheng and Chu Liuxiang immediately wanted to chase and block Shi Guanyin's way. Shi Guanyin subconsciously wanted sex. However, although Shi Guanyin was beautiful, Ye Gucheng was worthy of being the man who stayed with the sword for a lifetime in the original book. He had a firm mind , I saw Shi Guanyin who had a beautified face yesterday, and I didn't waver at all. After seeing this Shi Guanyin now, I naturally didn't feel anything at all.

The hand that raised the sword was fast and steady.Shi Guanyin, who was watching, only felt the unbearable pain in his injured left arm.

She didn't expect that what she thought was easy to come by would end up like this!

Helpless, Shi Guanyin could only frown, flicked his sleeves, and the familiar subtle crackling sound appeared.Followed by thick smoke billowing.

Ye Gucheng opened his eyes slightly in surprise.Of course, the surprise was the surprise, he still didn't forget to give Shi Guanyin a sword again by feeling in the invisible state.Then he successfully heard Shi Guanyin's muffled snort.

But when the smoke cleared, Shi Guanyin was gone, only a few bloodstains remained in place.

Ye Gucheng and Chu Liuxiang looked at each other, and decided to go back to find Lin Xiaoxiao and Su Rongrong first.Step on your toes and leave the woods.

On the other side, in the open space of the temple, Lin Xiaoxiao sat down on the ground, panting hard.Don't look at her pretending to be very relaxed, but a tough guy like her is actually exhausted!

From this angle, you can clearly see a puddle of blood on the dirt road, which was spit out by Shi Guanyin. The system was amazed and couldn't help but say.

[Letting you be our player is really a waste of talent, even without us, relying on your skill, it is enough for you to dominate the martial arts world. 】

The Wulin female devil vomited blood abruptly, who else is there?

The system doesn't often praise people, and Lin Xiaoxiao was immediately proud of being praised like this.

[No, I'm a tough guy, who would dare to float in the rivers and lakes without those three or two blows? 】

Listening to Su Rongrong's gentle and soft words, she can also express herself quite forcefully.

"Look at this muscle, bang bang hard, there's nothing wrong with it!"

Su Rongrong looked at her neck with distress.

"He said it was all right, it was bleeding."

As he spoke, he took out a handkerchief to help Lin Xiaoxiao treat the wound.

Lin Xiaoxiao felt that the injury was nothing, and said with a smile.

"Xiaoshang, I am a tough guy now, bleeding but not tears, but that Shi Guanyin, haha, did you see, she is about to cry because of me."

Su Rongrong smiled helplessly.

"I know you are powerful, don't move around, I will give you medicine."

When Ye Gucheng and the others came back, they saw this warm scene. Ye Gucheng walked over and saw the injury on Lin Xiaoxiao's neck, his eyes turned slightly cold.

"injured?"

"Small injury. It has been taken care of. Shi Guanyin's injury is much more serious than mine."

Lin Xiaoxiao spoke proudly, and at the same time stood up to talk to them.

Who knew that at the next moment, her complexion, who was still full of tough guy demeanor just now, twisted and her figure staggered.

Ye Gucheng's heart skipped a beat, he quickly helped him up, and said with concern and panic in his eyes.

"What's wrong? What's wrong?"

Could it be an internal injury?

While talking, he put his hand on Lin Xiaoxiao's pulse, wanting to check the situation.

But he checked and found that Lin Xiaoxiao seemed to be so healthy that he couldn't be any healthier.

At this time, Lin Xiaoxiao looked up with a mournful face.

"I seem to have twisted my waist."

Nangong Ling looked at the contents of the letter, first he couldn't believe it, then his face was painful and angry, his hands continued to force, and the letter paper was finally crumpled into a ball.

He opened the door with a bang, and said to the beggar gang disciples outside.

"Let someone prepare the car, I have something to go out."