Calculate the general ledger with the flood

Hongjun's third sermon began.

That's right, so much has been said before, have you forgotten Hongjun's sermon?

After all, the author is also an old driver who writes prehistoric essays, so it's no problem to make up the number of words and fill it up until the end of three sermons.

During the three sermons, Nvwa finally created man and sanctified with the help of the protagonist.The two seats are next to each other, and they can see the sweet and greasy pink aura, which is disgusting.

Nu Wa, a dignified female saint, the ancestor of man-making, and the future leader of the demon sect, became the biggest mentally handicapped in the whole prehistoric world.

I guess, the author must have never been in love at all, right?It is completely relying on my poor imagination to portray the image of women and speculate on women's thoughts. As a result, like most Xiaobaiwen, women are regarded as shy mentally retarded when they see the protagonist.

Why don't we first recall the common types of heroines when writing by straight male Xiaobai authors.

A charming little princess girl with a capricious body and a hot body, found that the male protagonist is not pretending to her, and immediately found it interesting-"Wow, this boy is different from other perverts and hooligans. He is so pure, very unpretentious." So, the girl with slightly curled lips, like a bitch, kept trolling and seducing the male lead, and finally found out that she had a secret love, and the two finally got together.

A gentle, fresh, big sister girl next door who never wears makeup, often silently contributes to the male lead without complaint or regret, and speaks words of encouragement to the male lead.As a result, there are handsome and rich people chasing her madly, or family marriages, but the girls just don't like Gao Fushuai and only like the male protagonist.

An evil and charming girl who is both good and evil, her favorite thing to do is to stick out her tongue mischievously, put on a smile that is not a smile, and hit the male lead.As a result, she fell in love with the male protagonist involuntarily, and accidentally exposed her fragile little woman side to the male protagonist.The male protagonist is a masochist with Stockholm Syndrome. Naturally, he couldn't help but also fell in love with the evil villain. They overcome all difficulties and came together.

A cold and indifferent goddess in fluttering white clothes who doesn't seem to need to sweat or go to the toilet. Because of her beautiful appearance and temperament, she is attracted by the hero.At the beginning, the male protagonist often feels ashamed of himself, feeling that he is not very good among the goddess's suitors, and the goddess does not lie to him.However, the goddess encountered various difficulties, and it happened that only the male protagonist could help her solve them.In the process of time and time again, the goddess actually fell in love with the male protagonist, that iceberg face raised the corners of her lips to the male protagonist, showing a touching smile, and accepted the male protagonist's love show with half push and half.The male protagonist also took the opportunity to become stronger, defeated all rivals in love, and came together with the goddess.

The above four types of heroines, the readers are probably already familiar with it, are they going to spit out when they see these routines?The mouth is open, the vermilion lips are slightly curled, the tongue is sticking out, the corners of the lips are raised, the corners of the lips are curled up, and the mouth is small like a cherry... Don't these vulgar words look very familiar?

But Nuwa alone can perfectly match the character characteristics of these four kinds of mentally retarded little white heroines. It is not unreasonable to count that she has been picked up many times in the prehistoric times.

Routine [-]: Nuwa was raised by her elder brother Fuxi with the utmost love and care since she was a child, like a jewel in the palm of her hand, obedient to everything.After entering Zixiao Palace, because of her status as a disciple of a sage, all the great powers were polite to her.The status of junior junior sister made Sanqing treat her more courteously.She was used to a smooth journey, but today the protagonist actually ignored her, and even kept her at arm's length, which made her find it very interesting.She pig, ah, that vermilion lip slightly curled up, pouted and decided to play more of the male lead, to see when he can show off his skills, and no longer have a coffin face to her.

Routine [-]: Nu Wa is the ancestor of human creation, with a gentle and kind nature, just like a mother.The male lead's heroic demeanor of scolding the world captured her heart.So when the protagonist and Zhunti quarreled, she took the initiative to stand on the protagonist's side.Later, she was troubled by the matter of sanctification, and Emperor Jun Taiyi of the demon clan kept pestering her endlessly and wanted to marry her.Nuwa frowned slightly and hid in Buzhou Mountain, opened her mouth and uttered sad words.At this moment, the male protagonist came over and said to her: "I think the prehistoric is lonely, fellow Taoists, it's better to recreate a family, so that all three lives and all things are counted."

Routine [-]: Nuwa is the great sage of the monster race, and she is half snake and half human, so she naturally carries a bit of wild and monster spirit in her gestures.The moodiness that will destroy Yin Shang in a fit of anger in the future has also taken shape at this time.The male protagonist made a sworn vow with Pangu and promised to take care of his blood descendants, so he stood on the side of the Wu clan.When he was not sanctified, he even had a few fights with Nu Wa, successfully attracting the other party's attention.Nuwa's seductive snake tail and mysterious temperament deeply attracted the hero.But at the foot of Buzhou Mountain, after being defeated by the male protagonist again, Nuwa couldn't help crying loudly, saying that she would never become a saint, and how difficult it is for a female generation to be in the heaven.So the male lead hugged Nu Wa, and said softly: "I have an idea, maybe it can help you become a saint, do you want to hear it?"

Routine [-]: Nuwa has a high cultivation base, and has always been one of the top few great powers in the prehistoric world.The cultivation base that stands out from the crowd also brings a noble and glamorous attitude.She usually wears a white dress that flutters in the wind, and she is as cold as a fairy in the moon.Even the main character who belongs to the Heavenly Court of the Monster Race and has a good cultivation level usually doesn't get a good look from her.Compared with those so-called pure fairy beauties who have plastic surgery and beautiful pictures in later generations, Nuwa is the real non-human fireworks, and her voice is so ethereal—"Teacher, what is a saint?"——As a result, she Unable to figure out how to become a saint, he had to sit on Buzhou Mountain in white clothes fluttering and worry. At this time, the protagonist appeared.

How about it?Do you feel that you have seen these routines vaguely?

As a straight man, the author always appears in the above four routines when describing women, which actually makes sense.

The gentle and kind big sister, in fact, is in the same line as the mother's image. She is the "caregiver" that the psychologically immature boy wants. The man can get the warmth of home from her.

The delicate and cute little sister actually symbolizes the image of the younger sister or daughter in the family, which can arouse boys' desire for protection. Contrary to the previous situation, it mostly appears in the desire of relatively mature boys.

A mysterious beauty who is both good and evil, the most prominent characteristic is "mystery".Because it is mysterious, it is attractive.Because of his unpredictable temperament, there is no way to figure out the rules.Interacting with her is equivalent to exploring the unknown and seeking exciting adventures.The kind of honest man who seems to follow the rules often secretly expects the arrival of such a lady to release his suppressed passion.

The tall and cold goddess in fluttering white clothes is the object of crush in everyone's heart.This kind of object may appear in junior high school where emotions are ignorant, high school where you dare not fall in love, or university where you meet by chance.No matter what, everyone always has a hidden feeling in his heart, which is translated into the text as the cold goddess.When the author writes this kind of image, he often mixes the cautiousness that dare not touch and the urgency to get it.

These four types basically cover all the images of women that a man came into contact with during his growth: caregiver when he was a teenager, crush object when he first fell in love, thrill-seeking lover in an affair, object of protection after he got married and started a career.

The most common type of women in life is missing here, that is, ordinary girls of the same generation.Because the author writes novels not only to make money, but also to escape the anguish of life and express dissatisfaction with reality.The most common and popular type of women is the representative of real life and indispensable, but he doesn't want to write about it.

Having said that, it would be unlucky to be written by those little white essay writers, right?For the normal girls who have not been written, you should really breathe a sigh of relief.

Nu Wa is not as lucky as you.Because her own image can perfectly correspond to the above four types of girls, she has become the most popular candidate for the heroine in the wild stallion novels.

"The three sermons are over, and I'm about to join the sermon. Do you have any questions?" Hongjun asked.

The protagonist is still flirting with Nuwa, flirting with each other, and it doesn't look like there is any problem at all.

Hmph, disgusting!I thought angrily, and then opened my mouth and said, "May I ask the teacher, Hongmeng Tianzun possesses an innate treasure of killing, called the killing gun, which claims to kill people without karma, and can also kill saints. Is it true? Isn't it true? Are saints immortal? You were not yet a saint back then, and this killing gun can't do anything to you."

Now Zhang Han, the protagonist Hongmeng Tianzun, finally lost his mind*, he turned his head and looked at me with a sneer of disdain.

This question is actually beyond the scope.In all the prehistoric novels, Zhunti never asked Daozu such a question.But if you think about it carefully, this question is also reasonable.Because in the entire prehistoric world, the only one who could defeat the protagonist is Daozu Hongjun.In order to regain his position, Taoist Zhunti asked Hongjun for advice on how to solve it, which is also in line with his personality of vengeance.

Daozu was obviously stunned for a moment, then opened his mouth to answer my question.

A feeling of electric shock rose from my fundamental consciousness level, and at that moment, I seemed to see something infused into Hongjun's body.This feeling is pretty much the same one I get every time a narration pops up in my head.

Perhaps the author has not considered this issue.Could it be that he made up the answer temporarily and stuffed it into Daozu Hongjun's mind in a way similar to a narration?It is possible, because my question hides the contradiction between the two settings: If the killing gun can really kill the saint, how could the unsanctified Hongjun survive in the hands of Luo Hu and knock him down?Saints are immortal, so how can there be anything that can kill saints?

"I used to fight with Luo Hu in the past, and he used the Killing God Spear. This treasure is really powerful in Luo Hu's hands. If I hadn't had the Good Fortune Jade in my hand, with my quasi-sage cultivation base at that time, it would be absolutely difficult to restrain the Killing God The killing power of a gun..."

Oh, it turned out that the good fortune jade was brought out to explain this matter.I'd like to see how you explain the next thing.Every prehistoric article says that the saint is immortal, but then the protagonist has a way to kill the saint, and the logic is so confusing that he slaps his face all day long without giving an explanation.OK, this time I'm going to see how you explain it.

"The Killing Spear is the ultimate treasure of innate killing. It was born innately and innately, and it was also born innately. It also contains a killing spirit, so it can kill the saints of the heavenly way." Hongjun continued to explain.This explanation is full of traces of bluntness, but since it comes from his mouth, it means that the author has admitted that this is part of the setting.

In this way, a magic weapon that was born innately and possesses the spirit of killing can kill saints?

I recalled the author's setting like a patch, and secretly sneered.