Moth

A month ago, a very handsome man came to Jinglun Academy.

This person usually has a pair of willow-leaf eyes, his cheeks are thin and slightly concave, the profile of his face is very neatly slammed into his chin, his lips are red and his teeth are so white that he looks very attractive.In addition, this person is tall and thin, with a thin waist, and the student's first uniform, which can be called "the ugliest in Huarong", is also extraordinarily fairy-like.

However, this person is a daring guy. He has only been here for ten days, and he skipped nine days of class. The only day he didn't skip class was because he was teaching Cuju.

Most of Jinglun Academy are the children of officials and eunuchs in Huarong County. It can be called a very expensive school with a high threshold.He Chengwei, the son of grain transportation official He Yun, and Liu Ziming, the son of salt transportation envoy Liu Tong, are two well-known idiots who are also stuffed in this academy by their fathers. This shows that Jinglun Academy is a school for nobles.

He Chengwei and Liu Ziming are two people who have fully demonstrated the point of "bullying others", and they are also two complete idiots. They have been studying in Jinglun Academy for almost three years, and even the second half of the sentence "The day of hoeing at noon" Can't answer.

The two also have a very consistent hobby, that is, they love to make small reports.

Xu Fu, the dean of Jinglun, is an old man over half a century old. His official name is Xu Fu, and he is known as the old bastard behind his back.This old man is not good at reading and judging sentences, he is flattering and flattering others, and he is short-handed. He chooses to turn a blind eye to the actions of these two young men who are often thieves, which directly makes these two scoundrels even more confident. , rampant and domineering, very arrogant.

This morning, the two rascals came all the way to the Spring and Autumn Lecture Hall to listen to the lectures. As soon as He Chengwei entered the door, he was attracted by a person in front of the window—this person was sitting cross-legged in front of his desk, with his upper body leaning back, very uncomfortable. Leaning politely on the desk behind him, he closed his eyes and slept soundly, very peacefully.His sleeping position can be described as difficult. In the Spring and Autumn Lecture Hall, the distance between the front and back desks is four feet, and the man only has a layer of scalp to barely lean on the back desks, but... from this look, he seems Very comfortable to sleep.

Coincidentally, the desk behind that happened to be He Chengwei's.

The sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked Liu Ziming nudged He Chengwei with his elbow, his single eyelid slanted out, his eyeballs glanced, and he raised his chin in the direction of the man.He Chengwei understood and gave a thumbs up, and the two tiptoed towards that person.

The two of them supported the book case with their hands and made eye contact with each other. At the critical point of withdrawing the book case, a very vicious and unavoidable slap happened to capture He Chengwei's virtual face. Flatbread face.

The sleeping person's hands that were folded on his chest were boldly and completely stretched out at this time, he made a yawning movement, stretched his waist and was doing the preparations before waking up. When he saw something, he opened his eyes and smiled without any sincerity: "Brother, I'm sorry, just now I dreamed that a very ugly big fly was peeping at me taking a shower."

He Chengwei: "..."

With a very beautiful palm print on his face, his stomach became angry.His mother had never taught him such a lesson, and today he was hit in the face by a skinny boy with little flesh. If the news spread, how could he be so economical in the future?

So he straightened up his prime minister's stomach quite imposingly, shrugged his brows, and said in a strange way: "Boy, do you know who your grandpa and I are?"

The little boy changed his posture, turned his direction, pressed his elbows back on his desk to prop up his upper body, looked up at the fat man, unexpectedly felt oppressed, and said innocently: "Who are you?"

Liu Ziming opened a coquettish folding fan with a very winking "crash", and fanned He Chengwei's face with dog legs at a fast pace and with a small range, and sang a double reed in a loud voice: "Listen to Grandpa!" Now, this is Lord He Yunhe's eldest son, your grandfather He Chengwei!"

That little white face made a weeping face very insincerely, and said in a false voice: "You are famous, you almost didn't scare me to pee." As he said that, he dipped a hand at the end of his eyes and exaggeratedly exaggerated It popped out, conveying the meaning of "I was scared to cry" with practical actions.

He Chengwei, who has always walked sideways in Jinglun Academy and didn't know how to write the word "bow your head" at all, became impatient. He raised his hand and slapped twice, showing a sinister smile: "Toast If you don’t eat fine wine, I’ll let you learn more today.”

Following the sound of two slaps, a few big, burly men jumped in from the big windows on three sides of the Spring and Autumn Lecture Hall, and surrounded them with ferocious faces.

The little boy leaning on the desk raised his voice and pretended to call out: "Oh my god! I'm so scared!"

However, what was contrary to the meaning of this sentence was his action. He kicked He Chengwei's desk into the air with his kick, and all the pens, ink, paper and inkstones on the desk were smashed down. The few men who jumped in from the rear window were full of water and looked very good-looking.

The group of fierce spirits who were fighting with each other were stunned, and Qi Shushu began to roll up their sleeves. A one-eyed dragon with a scarred face spat on the ground and said murderously, "Brothers, beat me up!"

The little white face bounced from the desk like a bow and arrow, the style of the painting changed, and he sneered and said: "Grandpa, when I opened the mountain to collect tolls, you bastards don't know which latrine the cat is swatting flies in." Woolen cloth."

He seems to be particularly troubled by flies today, and his mouth is full of flies, which is very puzzling.

However, that person's figure was very fast, and his afterimages flashed across the eyes of a group of thick and fat rough men. He nimbly borrowed a kick from the pillar on one side, and was hoisted to the beam in two or three strokes.Then he fell upside down, turned around with great difficulty in a very limited space, kicked a sweeping kick, and heard a "click", the scarred face of the suspected bandit leader twisted his neck very strangely Lie down on the ground.

The people around were stunned again, and they all stopped stupidly.

The little fair face fell steadily to the ground, lifted the hem of his clothes and squatted down, patting cheaply on the scarred face, and then nervously pulled the hideous scar on the man's face, suddenly realized: " It turns out... that's how the scar feels." He took off the blindfold on the scar face again like lightning, only to see that the eye under the blindfold was only slightly opened a slit, and the white of the exposed eye was covered with a slit. A layer of very disgusting yellow turbidity, he rolled his eyes, shook his head and suddenly said: "Tsk tsk... I have learned a lot."

He Chengwei stomped his feet resentfully, picked up the brush on the desk and threw it out without looking at it, and spitting and cursing: "A bunch of idiots! You can't even beat a jerk!"

As soon as the words fell, the little boy stretched his legs, lifted the pen holder on the desk in front of him with his toes, and grasped the three Langhao Lake brushes in his hands with perfect precision, then turned around very neatly and struck out the lake brushes as if they were flying knives .

Hearing a scream that could almost burst one's eardrums, the few sticks of lake pens whizzed past He Chengwei's ears, pierced deeply into the wall behind him, and sprinkled ink dots along the way.

He Chengwei stood on the spot with a pale face, with three bastard marks on his face, his eyes were almost cross-eyed, and his voice trembled: "What are you doing in a daze? Come on."

That little boy definitely understands the principle of "to capture the thief first, to capture the king first", he didn't see how much effort he had to put a man three times his size face down on the ground, and he was so sleepy after pulling his belt three or two times. He was solid, twirling the blindfold in his hands, twitching the corners of his eyes, and said with a very good-natured smile: "You bastards, beat them up for me now, or..." He didn't know where to start when he was halfway through the sentence. He took out a white blade from somewhere, and started to play with it like a flower in his hand, especially obscenely, between Scarface's legs. He laughed twice, and his intention was self-evident.

Scarface panicked immediately, and shouted incoherently: "What the hell are you doing in a daze! Beat me up! You're waiting for me to turn into a bitch, aren't you?"

Liu Ziming, who had a kidney-deficient expression, rolled his eyes, jumped onto the side desk with pride, raised his arms high in the air, stretched his chicken neck and said condescendingly: "Double the commission! Give it to me! "

The men around looked at each other, looking at each other, as if they were seriously thinking about which one was more important, "double the commission" or "between the legs".

The scarred face with a sprained neck suddenly slammed left and right, but I don't know how the man tied it, not only couldn't get rid of it, even moving it was delusional, and twisted his neck even more weirdly.He cursed loudly: "Grandma is an idiot, let the mother tell me a little bit, do you still want to hang out in Huarong in the future!"

The little boy nodded in agreement, and echoed repeatedly: "Yes, yes, do you still want to mess around? Besides, you beat them up, and I invite you to visit the flower building. I will credit your boss first. It just so happens that Yue There is a new girl in the front flower building, I heard that she looks very pretty."

When those people heard "Hua Lou", they immediately surrounded Liu Ziming and He Chengwei with the same goal.

Knowing the seriousness of these people's attacks, He Chengwei's courage shrank severely, and he said with obvious sternness: "How dare you! Usually, whoever fills your stomachs, but now they are threatening the food and clothing father... Alas!"

What followed was a foul-smelling punching and kicking. The fists hit a pile of human flesh with pork belly as the main component, and the sound was very pleasant.

The little white face leisurely raised his legs and sat on the desk outside the battle circle, watching the dog-eat-dog with great interest, humming a little yellow tune pervertedly about this human free fighting technique.Only after the screams from the center of the smoky atmosphere became quieter and gradually disappeared, he waved his hand mercifully: "Okay, enough wine for me to eat."

The crowd dispersed immediately, and there were two large pancakes of human flesh spread out on the ground. The faces were very colorful, black, white, and red, and there was a suspicious puddle of horse urine on the lower body.

The little boy came over with his nose pinched, and said with a smile: "Do you know who the master is?"

The two piles of human flesh on the ground trembled slightly, and they were beaten into such an unlucky look, their mouth was still stiff: "Grandpa...wait...I can't kill you..."

The little boy pulled out the folding fan from the man with the kidney-deficient face, shook it back and forth twice in a very personable manner, and said without a beat: "Will you please change your name and sit or change your surname, Liu Changzhou, your grandfather, I will wait for you." The rapid rise only caused goose bumps all over the entire body.

The boy who directed this infighting scene is none other than Liu Changzhou.

Less than a year after he left Qinghe County and returned to the capital, he was beaten to death by marriage urging from all directions. Almost the whole family turned into matchmakers. He opened his eyes and ran to the palace.In the end, he hid in the emperor's imperial study in desperation, and even that bastard Zongyi asked in a dignified manner when he could drink the flower wine.In addition, Fang Bingbi and Chang Li were dangling around under his nose all day long, which made him really annoyed.Originally, Jin Dou was with him, but who would have thought that Jin Dou would be accompanied by Xiao Hong.

In short, life is like a guerrilla, very sad.

So he became angry, and the plan to leave for Huarong at the end of the year was forced to advance to October by the bunch of sluts, dogs, and spiders behind him.

Liu Changzhou turned around and jumped onto a writing desk, showing a very bright smiling face, and forced a friendly way: "There is a way that you don't know each other. In Xialiu Changzhou, I'm new here, and I don't know the place well. I hope you guys will take care of me today. Brother Wan has reserved a table of flowers and wine at the Hongyan Tower as a companion for everyone, I wonder if you would like to give me some face?"

He untied the scarred face with sincerity, skillfully slashed the man's neck with a hand knife, straightened the man's neck which had been crooked for a long time, and said loudly: "May I ask your lord's name?" name?"

Scarface still had lingering fears about the horizontal kicks and bone-moving skills that flew outside that day, forced by the arrogance of the man in front of him, he reluctantly said: "Cao, the single name is a word for tiger."

Liu Changzhou patted him on the shoulder very familiarly, especially not treating himself as an outsider, and said, "So it's Brother Cao, so I offended him so much."

Cao Hu usually walks in Huarong relying on his fists and feet, but now this only advantage has been cut off by a horizontal knife. Originally, he had two dudes, He Chengwei and Liu Ziming, as his backers. The backer was also beaten so much that his parents didn't even recognize him. Right now, he has no ability and no support, and the situation is in danger of coming. Well, just the three brushes piercing straight into the wood made him think twice.

He carefully looked at the smiling and dignified person in front of him, and inexplicably read the unkindness of the visitor from the hooked corners of his eyes.

Obviously, this person is more insidious than Liu Ziming and He Chengwei, and he is better at punching than him. Although he looks too gentlemanly, at least nine out of ten gentlemen are fake. A villain in a gentleman's skin.

If you can get him...

So he straightened his back calmly, trying to look like a boss in the forest, but he saw the man who called himself Liu Changzhou playing with a knife in his hand intentionally or unintentionally, with raised eyes The tail was almost filled with the arrogance of "what can you do with me", and he immediately withered.

He scratched his hair irritably, cupped his hands and said, "Then I'll be busy tonight!"

Then with a wave of hand, a group of people jumped out of the window and left according to the way they came.

Liu Changzhou put away the knife as if nothing had happened, looked at the unrecognizable Chunqiu Hall that had been ruined early in the morning, and felt that his limelight had been given away, and he also felt that the expected effect had almost been achieved.

The morning class bell rang three times, he closed the folding fan with a "shua", slapped his hand twice, and walked away slowly, swaggering against the flow of people.

Jinglun Academy is located at the foot of Mount Youlai, and its establishment faces south. Because of the relationship between the dean Xu Fu, it was built in a particularly grand style.Once out of the gate of Chunqiu Hall, there is an open space paved with blue stones at the gate, and there is a large lotus pond on the left.On the right hand side is a very wide Cuju field.

In the backyard is a long row of bedrooms made of wooden houses, named "Zhuge Lu".

There is Laishan across the white wall of Zhuge Hut.

It is autumn now, and the lotus on the lake has already bloomed and failed. If you look around, there is a piece of black rhizome of the lotus on the water, which is really not very good-looking.On the lotus pond, someone was paddling a broken wooden boat with a net bag to clean up the broken limbs and leaves on the lake, followed by a row of ducks with big tails.

Not only did Liu Changzhou have a hard time with flies today, but he also hated things like boats after returning from Qinghe.As soon as the boat broke into sight, he turned around and went straight to Zhuge Lu in the backyard.