The General's Wife Gets a Divorce

Wei Chen and the others found a remote and sheltered corner, dug a shallow pit, threw a piece of burning stone into it, and then took out some dry wood and branches from the storage container and put them in. After a while, the fire ignited. , Put the processed fish with salt and insert it into the branch, and insert it on the ground near the fire pit for barbecue.

Put a small pot on the fire pit, pour water from the stream, pour some rice into the pot, throw some small mushrooms picked from a small forest, and when the rice porridge is almost ready, add three eggs to make It became egg porridge, and I ate a half full with a few grilled fresh fish.

Immediately dispose of the fire pit, put away burning stones, pots, etc., cover the pit with soil, and destroy evidence.

Only then did they each find a corner, and slowly ate wild fruits picked from a small forest as dessert after dinner.

The crowd watching on the Internet—how do you break it when you suddenly get used to it?

I can't blame them for paying so much attention to the cute monk. Apart from the fact that he is good-looking and can't be changed, what he did in the second half of the day gave people the feeling that I was a grass, and it was against the sky.

The other freshmen didn't think as much as he did, and without some of his clever methods, as well as those hacks that seemed to be learned in field training, naturally there was nothing to watch.

The first half of the training was half dead, and the second half was even more half dead. After taking a shower, I fell to the ground and fell asleep.

Although last year they were also like this, but this year they are the audience, okay?There seems to be nothing wrong with them wanting to see something new and interesting!

However, the cute monk is really rare.

It's just finished eating, so it's not too long to rest!Actually started to do it, 49 groups of myeloid surgery, but it's crooked, what the hell is it to jump or not?

Puhaha, is it just looking for smoke? !

A few second-year seniors who passed by, Pipipa, came over with a few whips.

"Are you playing monkey?"

"You practice so ugly, do you know that?"

"Do you want to lose Bei Ao's face?"

"Give me practice again."

"Are you going to pinch the beast to death with your waist? Straighten up, straighten up for me."

"Wave your palm, give me a strong wave."

"Stand on one foot, stand on one foot, who made you wobble?"

……

Wei Chen: That's what he does, right?

The three of Da Chongjun stayed away silently, they were already tired enough and didn't want to practice that Laozi's marrow body technique anymore.

However, Shi Guchuan is interested in practicing, provided that those unsightly second graders can leave.

After being taught for more than three hours in a row, being able to complete the standard movements alone is no longer like a monkey. The responsible seniors in the second grade left with regret and reluctance.

However, what those seniors said inside and outside the meaning is that tomorrow will be checked, and if he doesn't do well, they don't mind practicing him again.

Wei Chen expressed his gratitude over and over again, thinking in his heart that this group of seniors who took the trouble to teach him how to move are really the cutest people in the world.

After the seniors left, Wei Chen didn't relax his demands on himself. While his body still had some impressions of those movements, he repeated the boring movements over and over again, in order to make his body and his head feel better. Memorize actions more deeply, which can be regarded as strengthening memory.

Even the other three followed Wei Chen after the group of seniors left.

On the campus website, some people think that Wei Chen is really a humble, sensible, hardworking, serious and good kid.

Even led by him, a group of people on the Internet watched him and repeated those actions.

It doesn't matter whether it is practicing magic or martial arts.After people have practiced the movements several times, they find that they have such a negligible effect on their cultivation.

"Damn it! I found that cute things have the characteristics of mascots."

"You can actually discover the movement of combining magic and martial arts, so cute, let's accept the knees of the nest!"

The number of acceptances - 20, continues to rise! !

Wei Chen and the others practiced until midnight. Just as they breathed out and finished the last set of movements, they heard subtle and quiet movements in the night.

Then, a small whining sound was heard, and after a while, the sound disappeared.

Wei Chen and the others looked at each other, and in the next second, ten people burst out of the air and rushed towards them with outstretched hands.

Wei Chen and the others reacted very quickly, and the four of them moved away slightly, all retreating to avoid the first attack.

Originally they were wearing extremely heavy military training uniforms with gravity. At the beginning, they couldn't even get up. Later, after a day of rigorous cheating training by the senior seniors, they practiced that essence together with Wei Chen. Body art not only makes people feel that the gravity on the body has been reduced a lot, but also has a little mental head.

Only in this way can we try our best to avoid that blow, but the group of people obviously have no intention of letting them go. After the first blow fails, Wei Chen and Shi Guchuan can still narrowly avoid it, and with several of the group of people People barely survived two tricks, but Da Chongjun and Lin Fu couldn't do it. They fell to the ground and were directly strangled by people.

Wei Chen and Shi Guchuan couldn't take care of themselves, there was no way to rescue them, after a few tricks even the two of them were restrained by this group of people.

After this group of people restrained the four of them, they didn't continue to make any harmful actions. The leader even walked up to Wei Chen, stretched out his hand, pinched Wei Chen's little face, and said with a little satisfaction : "Not bad. Let's go."

Wei Chen and others: ...

From then on until five o'clock in the morning, they were attacked by four groups of people. Every time they were restrained, the leader would reach out and pinch his little face.

Wei Chen: ...

Is it really okay for you to take advantage of me so openly and aboveboard?

So when the leader wanted to pinch his face for the last time, he shouted helplessly: "Senior, I'm going to charge you."

The man paused for a moment, with a laugh in his mouth, all he could see was his beautiful throat moving up and down, he bent down close to Wei Chen's ear, and a magnetic and pleasant voice sounded in his ear, "Chenchen, you It's so cute, it's really unbearable. How can I imprison you so that everyone can't see it." His tongue quickly licked his round and white earlobe.

Wei Chen raised his head in surprise, and met those golden eyes. Under the radiance of the morning sun, they were like fine topaz, making people confused and intoxicated.

He cleverly broke away from the restraints of the person behind him, grabbed the person with his left hand, pulled the person down, and kissed him on the lips, then pushed away with a look of disgust, with a little smugness in his big eyes, with two people With Du Ming's tone in his heart, he said, "I paid for it!"

All the onlookers present: ... =口=

The onlookers who just woke up: ... =口=

Everyone has the expression of me being stupid! !

What exactly is going on? ? !

Wei Chen scanned several people, and explained very casually, "I'm married. He's my husband." His eyes found the position of Tianyan, and he blinked, with his index finger on his lips, "Keep it secret!" Putting your hands together made a please gesture.

Wei Chen's remarks just now really caused a huge impact.

Who would have thought that in his teens, he would actually get married?

Beep!Is it that conscienceless beast in clothes and clothes who married their cute little monk? ?

It's just too hateful, isn't it?

They, aren't they rare enough?When I turned my head, I found a good cabbage had been gouged by a pig!

Ahhh!No, I can't stand it, my heart is too hurt! !

But, but, since Monk Mengwu asked them with such cute little eyes? !

They're just—shh! !No one can say Yo! !This is a secret between them.

There are even a lot of people who posted a special post, or went to the group or something, and went around to tell each other!

We have to keep a secret!For our cute monk! !

An rested on He Ning's shoulder and winked at him. He Ning looked up at the sky speechlessly. At this moment, he no longer knew what kind of mentality he should use to face this hateful couple.

What a good show of affection!Don't you know that single Wang is lonely and cold?

Shi Guchuan silently turned away, ignoring it.Lin Fu opened his mouth and said nothing.On the contrary, Da Chongjun asked hesitantly: "Wei Wei, are you really married?" He looked younger than his sister, but married?Then is he so big that he wants to hide in some corner and cry?

Wei Chen admitted with a smile on his face, "Yes! I only said it as if you were friends! So don't let the school know! Otherwise, he will lose his job and no one will support me. Isn't it! Husband !"

A smile flashed in Klein's eyes, and he pinched his little face, acquiescing to his words.

When Da Chongjun and the others heard this, they all solemnly promised that they would never say anything.

Um!And everyone on the campus network!

They are determined not to let Wei Wei's husband lose his job, otherwise Wei Wei will be miserable!

They have heard that after some people lose their jobs, because of the blow to their self-esteem, their personalities become irritable, suspicious, neurotic, and violent.

Apart from drinking, beating people every day, venting all my grievances, venting my anger on other people, and blaming others, this led to an increase in the death rate.That's how a lot of murderers are born.

For the sake of their cute monk, they decided to ignore it——

Klein checked the time, hugged him, and whispered in his ear, "I'm going away for a few days, don't miss me!"

Wei Chen snorted, and replied, "The devil misses you!" This young master can't wait to go as far as he can.

Klein smiled slightly, kissed his little face again, and then led the person away.

This day was completely lit up, and the day's training began again. Until the last four days of the last week, Wei Chen had just finished the last training and went back with a few friends to complete the night's tasks. At that moment, he suddenly had an idea, "Can we also mess with the seniors in the second grade??"

Campus Network--

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"What did I just hear? Am I hallucinating?"

"... Auditory Hallucination 1"

"... Auditory Hallucination 2"

"... Auditory Hallucination 3"

"Pfft haha, our cute animals are really different."

"What do you think about the brain of the cute thing? Such a terrible idea came up?"

"Hey! It's not without precedent! Didn't Master Klein just spoof the seniors once?"

"That's Mrs. Klein, our cute creatures are so cute, just be responsible for showing them off. Don't think of weird ideas, or you will grow old quickly."

"Wait! Don't you expect cute things to fight villains? Thinking about that scene is very touching."

"When you say that, you suddenly feel gloating."

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"...infinite numbers!"

The second grade saw the post: You bastards! ! !