[Comprehensive martial arts] Everyone comes to Wanhua Valley

After several twists and turns, Hua Manxi and his party finally returned to real life. As for the previous Sword Three Tours, Ye Meng said that it was all welfare!Anyway, there will be no danger to life, and you can still see the former gods and goddesses, why not do it?

In order to have a good time for the few people, Ye Meng set them up as the heirs of the grand sect under the pretense of selfishness. The backstage is very strong, and it is no problem to walk sideways. This should be a very pleasant trip, right? ……perhaps.

Of course, the reason for doing this is that Ye Meng wants to maintain his own body at the same time after recovering the body of the military master, and the other is Hua Manxi's body remodeling, who made the system hit Hua Manxi directly? What about in the ontology?

To put it simply, although he can still see the original outline now, he has basically changed when he was [-] years old. By the way, my sister and brother-in-law seem to have enjoyed the benefits of this simple marrow washing, and they have become more beautiful and more beautiful. He is handsome, of course not as obvious as Hua Manxi, but fortunately Hua Manxi himself is a person who likes to run around, so when we meet again, I will sigh with emotion about this handsome "late bloomer".

Therefore, it is hard for Dongfang Bubai to believe that in the lifelike portrait next to the iron box, the big boy with short hair and bright smile is his lover...

However, these problems are not a problem. In order for relatives to have a good understanding of modern life, first of all, the first thing to come into contact with is undoubtedly the computer and the Internet.

Hua Manxi: Well, so this thing is very simple, just press this round button to open it.

Invincible in the East: Why is there light in here?How did the candle get stuffed into something so thin?

Hua Manxi: This is electricity... It's okay, just ignore it for now, I'll teach you how to know Du Niang later.

Dongfang Bubai: There is Yan Ruyu in the book, could it be that there is a girl in it? !Manxi, you share a room with a girl? !

Hua Manxi: ...

Dongfang Unbeaten: Where's the girl?

Hua Manxi: This is a misunderstanding. In short, you can search for a lot of information on it, like a combination of newspapers, books and notes. Of course, there are also portraits and other influences. If you want to know something, you can enter information into the box inside, click this Just enter the car, it's very convenient, right?

Dongfang Bubai: ...Although the function is very convenient, but... I can't read the heavenly script...

Hua Manxi:? ? ? ?

Dongfang Bubai: I don't recognize the words on this bright board and the small squares below... It seems to be a bit similar to our words?

Hua Manxi: Oops, I forgot to teach Pinyin and Simplified Chinese in advance!

Therefore, Hua Manxi could only buy some crash course textbooks for children's enlightenment online, and prepared to take her time.

Courier Brother: Huh?This is a regular customer, why did you order the teaching materials for children, sister-in-law is happy?

Li Chengen: ... What? !I do not know how? !

Ye Ying: ... (I can't explain...)

Courier Brother: Stare—(Looking at Li Chengen sympathetically, is this a happy father?)

Li Chengen: Hehe, Yinger's younger brother probably ordered it.

Hua Manxi: Oh, I ordered it, so it will arrive soon?

Courier Brother: Stare—are you sure, this is the younger brother you mentioned who traveled to Tibet? !

Hua Manxi: ...That's right, I just came back from a long journey in a faraway place.

Courier Brother: Didn’t you say that people who come back after going there have the faces of homeless people and the hearts of pilgrims?Or, in fact, Tibet really has the effect of purifying the soul and improving the appearance? !

Undefeated in the East: Something arrived?The speed is okay.

Courier brother: ... (﹃) A beauty with a unique temperament!

Hua Manxi: Don't look, this is the daughter-in-law I brought back.

Courier brother: ... (Saving money, saving money, asking for leave to go to Tibet, no explanation!)

Hua Manxi: So, he didn't recognize your gender either.

Ye Ying: That's because he's stupid, he looks like a boy when he's so cute!

Li Chengen: I just want to know, why did you order those misleading things!I almost like to be a father!Almost put on the second master's cuckold!

Hua Manxi: Isn't it because Abo doesn't know simplified Chinese characters and English pinyin letters...

Li Chengen: Hehe, then you don't know how to install the system with traditional characters?

Hua Manxi: ...

Ye Ying: Oh, I remember we still have that... handwritten version?WordPad?Anyway, it won't be long to use that thing?Why do you need to learn pinyin?

Hua Manxi: Ahem, at least I still need to learn pinyin, so the speed is appropriate!

Dongfang Invincible: Are you so unconfident in my skills?

Ye Ying: That's right, Ah Bo's hand speed is absolutely fine!

Hua Manxi: I have no confidence in the speed of my notebook...

Ye Ying: What you said makes sense, but I am speechless.

(crack——)

Ye Ying: ...

Hua Manxi: ...

Dongfang Bubai: Ah, I'm sorry, I just wanted to look at it like you did just now, but I didn't expect this thing to break... (frowning) Is this magic weapon very precious?

Hua Manxi: (serious face) That's right, Abo, you have caused a disaster, and I will forgive you only if you are obedient at night!

Undefeated in the East: Boo——

Hua Manxi: Cough cough, it's actually nothing...

Eastern Invincible: Satisfied?

Huamanxi: Satisfied, satisfied!

Dongfang Bubai: Oh, then I want to ask, where is your Du Niang hiding?

Hua Manxi: It's just a search tool, just like martial arts people like to name their weapons.

Dongfang Invincible: Then which girl's portrait is this?explain!

Huamanxi: ... (Why did you use Saber's patterned desktop? How should you explain animation to the natives of novels?)

Undefeated in the East: Twist——

Hua Manxi: qaq, this is fictional, it's fake, it's real, it's not absolute without this person!

Li Chengen: Don't talk nonsense!The leader is alive in front of you, and Saber must exist!

Ye Ying: Twist—then do you still want to meet your goddess En? !

Li Chengen: qaq wife, I was wrong!

In short, Dongfang Bubai is well adapted to everything. Although he doesn't understand many words on Du Niang, he finally understands that all this seems unbelievable, but in the end it is still in the human world, not something he made up. Immortal, just like in the sword three world before, people there can use the teleportation array to travel, it is a custom.

Master Leader's understanding: Electricity is actually the internal force of people in this world!

The refrigerator is like a cellar, but it can keep fresh for a long time with electricity - internal force is also ok, microwave heating needs electricity - internal force heating is also possible, washing clothes and drying clothes requires electricity - internal force can also be dried, boiling water requires Electricity—there is no problem with the internal force, the air conditioner needs electricity to cool down—the internal force can also do it...

In short, all problems can be explained with the magical "electricity". The only thing that makes Dongfang Bubai feel emotional is that people in this world who have the internal force of "electricity" are so generous. It is a model of self-sacrifice for others when used by human beings—well, it’s amazing that people here can preserve their internal energy in external objects!

Hua Manxi: Come on, Abo, I'll take you to buy clothes, you have to take the light rail and transfer to the subway!You must have never sat!

Dongfang Bubai: ...Anyway, it uses electricity, right?

Hua Manxi: That's right... Hey, how do you know? ! (Is the leader's IQ high enough to fully digest modern common sense and knowledge?)

Dongfang Invincible: This kind of thing is understandable after thinking about it. (However, what kind of inner strength is needed to drag such a long car for such a long distance?! There are people out there, and there are people out there!)

Hua Manxi: ... (suddenly feel unfulfilled)

It wasn't Hua Manxi's idea to go so far to buy clothes, but... Although Dongfang Bubai has gone through the baptism of Jian San Tang, and his tolerance for clothes with bare arms and legs has improved a lot, but this does not mean that the leader Grown-ups will love wearing those.

Dongfang Invincible: Even if I am willing to wear it, are you willing for me to pass it on?

Hua Manxi: Forget it... You're not used to jeans and trousers, so let's go buy cosplay clothes.

Undefeated in the East: Exam clothes? (...What do the students here wear?)

Clerk: Welcome!Ahh, so beautiful!Are the two of you here to pick up Daji's cosplay?

Dongfang Bubai: ...Although it is not very clear, but Daji is a woman, right?I am……

Clerk: I'm not blind, of course I know you are a man, so cute, ah no, enchanting must be a boy paper!

East Invincible:  …

Hua Manxi: Please bring me some suits that fit Qingyuan, I will never refuse, thank you!

Clerk: Ahhh!Gentle attack and enchanting subject? !And the face is very upright!If you are willing to take pictures of us for publicity, how about giving you a discount?

Hua Manxi: Please give him a few sets of the leader's customization, you know.

Clerk: Enen, this person's temperament is very suitable!By the way, in fact, I think the Daji costume is really suitable, ah, the golden glitter is actually not bad, ah!By the way, you are Brother Hua, I think this one might try a peony costume...

Hua Manxi: ...Buy, buy, buy!

Clerk: ... (﹃) Brother Hua, won't you let your relationship try?

Hua Manxi: (passing Dongfang Bubai) Hehe, this kind of scenery can only be seen at home, what do you think, huh? (murderous)

Clerk: Xiaoshou, ah no, sir, don’t you really need to try it? !

Dongfang Unbeaten: I listened to Manxi.

Hua Manxi: Be good, I will give you a reward when I get home.

Clerk: ...It's a pity...So it's the domineering brother Hua Gong x the meek?I can give you a free order!Why don't you let me take two pictures of you wearing a pectoral muscle?

Dongfang Invincible: No! (turns head) I'm just worried about you, and you're just self-defeating!

Hua Manxi: (thinking of Tang Gungun...) Hehe, I bought it!Don't worry, I will only go home and wear it for you to see.

Eastern Undefeated: (w)

Clerk: Tsundere and black-bellied?The two are compatible...

Hua Manxi: Then need to say?

Clerk: (whispering) Actually, we still have some special props. If it wasn’t for the two of you who closed your eyes, we wouldn’t give them to you!Queen's whip, candles, wow--underwear... well, you should understand.

Hua Manxi: Buy, buy, buy!

Clerk: Tyrant, do you still need accessories?The kind who went to college and worked as a shop assistant, and who can also play tricks and roll around!

Dongfang Invincible: He is not lacking! (Use murderous intent to pull people away)

Clerk: What a strong murderous intent!Her legs are weak, but... how can she be so cute if she is sick and delicate?I have filled my brain with a thousand words...

Dongfang Bubai: ... (This is the first time I saw a person who smiled so strangely under my murderous aura...)

Hua Manxi: Check out, let's go.

Dongfang Invincible: Is it possible that breaking sleeves is common here?Still happy to see it happen?

Hua Manxi: No, it’s not really, it’s just that the one we knocked off is a bit special, it’s a special kind of “wolf”.

Dongfang Invincible: ...?

Hua Manxi: Oh, compared to this, just now I said that I will give you a reward, how are you up there today?Do it yourself?

Dongfang Bubai: ...Then who is this reward for? !

Hua Manxi: Then change it, the kind person recommended me a lot of good things just now...

Dongfang Bubai: Hehe, do you think I can't see that woman's weird eyes?

Huamanxi: We can start with the cosplay of Peony and Assassin, who are the official match.

Dongfang Bubai: ...Okay, I am Assassin, and you are Peony.

Hua Manxi: I don't care anymore.

After changing...

Dongfang Invincible: Why do I still feel that something is wrong even though I wear more clothes than you?

Hua Manxi: Oh, maybe it's more provocative to be half-covered?Thank you for hospitality!

East Invincible:  …

Hua Manxi: Well, Peony counterattacked, maybe it will make many girls scream?

Dongfang Invincible: Don't pull my cloak!

Hua Manxi: So you like this tune?Say it earlier!Don't worry, there are net clothes this time, and you will definitely have fun!

Dongfang Bubai: ... (Why does Mingming always feel that something is wrong?)