Charm All Stars

"What banshee? What was beaten? Are you sleepy, still dreaming?" The lich tried to make the last struggle, "The fragrance of the soil refreshed me. I have already done the shooting of the new day. Get ready."

Pei Yi: "Uh... okay, let's go then."

The succubus closed the door and urged everyone to leave quickly.

Su Jia looked Succubus up and down, always feeling that there was something wrong with him today.He wanted to ask where did the invisible master who played 110 dungeons go?After thinking about it carefully, I felt that if I went to find the succubus at night, I would of course go back to work during the day.Hey, what to ask, it seems that he is very ignorant.

Pei Yi squinted at Su Jia and asked, "What are you thinking?"

The fire of soul in Su Jia's eyes was spinning: "I am a knowledgeable and cultured lich."

Pei Yi: "Huh?"

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The big bed in the hilltop villa.

Louis lay in the soft bedding, and the upgrade of the entire torso was completed, but——

"Server, you'd better give me an explanation." Louis said in a very low voice.

The server pointed at his finger and said, "This, this... This at least proves that your brain structure is very complicated? You are a very powerful AI with high IQ and high brain capacity!"

Louis, whose head has not yet been upgraded, sneered a few times: "High IQ, high brain capacity? What is the difference between me and a headless horseman now?"

Server: "Ah, of course there is a big difference. The headless horseman really has no head, but your head is temporarily unable to make physical contact. And you can fight more than the headless horseman. Be happy, you are Great drop!"

Louis's anger reached its peak, and he suddenly smiled: "Then I'll tear down all your computer rooms, and you can go to Yiguoben, okay?"

Server: "You must be joking."

Louis: "I never joke." After speaking, he sent an error message to the program team.

The red bug light flashed brightly, and the programmer who was dozing off on duty suddenly jumped up and overturned the instant noodles that his colleagues had just made.There is a strong smell of braised beef noodles in the whole office.

above.

It even alarmed the colleagues in the planning team next door.

The instant noodle programmer yelled tragically: "My noodles!"

The programmer who woke up immediately shouted: "There is a BUG!"

The planners who stayed up late next door to fix the settings: "What? What? There is a bug in the noodles? Which one? I won't buy next time."

The programmer who was awakened: "No, there is no bug on the surface, it is a bug in the old way. Hurry up, call the team leader, this bug is so big, all 7 of my monitors are red, my mother, is the world going to be destroyed?"

The instant noodle programmer heard that all the seven monitors had gone viral, and he didn't care about his hungry stomach, so he immediately called the programmer's internal line: "Boss, help. The old road has collapsed."

The two programmers quickly completed the work of calling the entire program team to work overtime amidst the red monitor and the rapid alarm sound.

The stunned planners next door looked at each other, planner A: "So when will they clean up the ground?"

Plan B: "I think they might be planning to work in the wreckage of Instant Noodles—oh, well, it's not possible, they're already there."

Planner C couldn't take it anymore, rushed into the office of the program group, put his hands on his waist and shouted: "It's late at night, can you clean up the noodles and open the window to let the air out? I don't know that the smell of braised beef is very good? "

The instant noodle programmer kept typing on the keyboard: "That's right, it's the taste! I'll treat you to noodles another day. I also have Laotan sauerkraut, stewed chicken with mushrooms, and fresh shrimp and fish noodles."

Planner C: "?" The girl is a bit devastated, she doesn't want to eat noodles, she wants to open the window to let the smell out!

However, both programmers are buried in the ocean of code, completely ignoring the external environment.

Planner C took a deep breath, and silently opened the cleaning robot for them.

Programmer: "Thank you, please turn on the air purification by the way, this smell makes me feel very hungry."

Plan C: "Forget it if you starve to death."

The cleaning robot was very efficient. It cleaned up the instant noodle residue and noodle soup on the ground in just a few minutes. The team leader who lives in the company also arrived at this time.

The two programmers turned the monitor showing the BUG to the team leader.

"Suddenly it became popular all over the place, but we checked the source code of the old road and found that there was nothing wrong with it, and the old road even made a set of upgrades for itself."

"Yes, that's right, but we deciphered a piece of garbled code in the red BUG interface, give me another 10 seconds, and my decoding tool will finish the job quickly."

[Dididi——] The decoding tool jumped up happily.The bad taste of this programmer, the sick and lolita speaker set for the decoding tool: "That programmer who is sleeping on duty, go and dismantle the computer room of the server for me!"

The programmer who was named suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: "It turned out that I was just asked to dismantle the computer room, which scared me to death."

Another programmer also breathed a sigh of relief: "Hey, look at the screen full of BUG red, Lao Lu's anger value has broken a new high today."

The team leader pushed away the two programmers and sat down in front of the computer to operate.He opened a more complicated interface, and found the problem from Louis' code patch.

"Have you notified all the employees in the department to work overtime?" the team leader asked.

A programmer said: "Notified, if there is nothing to do now, I will notify them to go back to sleep, don't you need it?"

Team leader: "No, let them bring their favorite pillow. Luis's automatic upgrade is stuck, we need to manually patch it."

The two programmers gasped on the spot.

Luis = huge codebase, manually patching Luis = horrible overtime.

Fortunately, this pain is not borne by one person.

The office of the program group became lively, and in the middle of the night, the major shareholders also came to join in the fun, and ordered coffee and supper for the programmers and old buddies.

Major shareholder: "Dear colleagues, I will get rid of everyone if I smash it. Everyone works hard, and the three-month bonus is waving to everyone."

The planning team next door was crying, not sure if it was a supper or a bonus.

The planning team leader rolled up his sleeves and went to the boss: "Adults, you need both."

The planners who stayed to work overtime applauded like seals, cheering for their team leaders.

Ten minutes later, the team leader came back with new overtime materials.

The whole group: "..."

Plan A: "Why?"

Plan B: "It must be our team leader who can't do it. The team leader next door is a good friend of the major shareholder. Is it too late for me to learn how to code?"

Plan C: "Wake up, there are hundreds of people waiting in line outside the code typing."

Team leader: "Everyone, don't be so pessimistic. We also have night snacks and bonuses. That's all, we made it up, and the quarterly bonuses are doubled."

The planners swarmed forward, rushing to see the materials in the team leader's hand.

"Hey, I've seen this thing before, and the ball was posted on the Post Bar."

"Hey, so our dungeon will be connected to a sci-fi world?"

"How can I fool around so that players can accept that the underground world is in line with the sci-fi world, and the succubus is going there to develop live broadcast business?"

"Yes, yes, it's okay to say that it is a parallel episode. It needs to be formally integrated, the old way of Dogecoin, no, I mean that the prince still intends to take players and other NPCs to seek hegemony. How can this be written in order to be in line with civilization, prosperity and harmony? friendly values.”

"Unless the opponent is a villain?"

"Unless the opponent is a villain!"

"But we are the evil camp?"

Team leader: "This is the value of your existence, fool! Try to fool! Think about the double bonus, order milk tea cake casually, I have a preliminary idea, it is like this..."

When the server found out that his computer room was really being demolished, the whole server was terrified, and he was scared.He held up the white flag and begged Louis for mercy.

"Louis, Louis. I was wrong. I tried my best to dig the passage and open it a little bit more firmly, so that you and the succubus can pass through unimpeded, and players and other NPCs can come and go freely. Please see that we will become brothers and sisters on the same day For sake, don't demolish my computer room!"

Louis: "First, we are not ghosts, nor are we brothers and sisters. You obviously have the shadow of a technological product, and I am a program. Second, it is late. Haven't you realized that you have been dismantled?"

The server felt his body being lifted up, and his chest felt tight.

The server covered his heart at the conscious level, and said weakly: "I can't do it anymore, I'm going to suffocate."

Momo watered the flowers by herself and didn't bother to pay attention to him.World consciousness is not so easy, but with such exaggerated acting skills, if there is a Golden Man award in the world consciousness circle, it must be the server.

At the same time, players have received an official notification that the server will be closed for maintenance for a week.

[Tell a ghost story and maintain it for a week. 】

Landlord: Crazy, what prompt did I receive?No, I can't go a week without dungeons!

Floor 2: This is the first day of the new season!one day!

3rd floor:? ? ? ? ? ?See what's filling my head?Question mark, why?

Floor 4: I'm riding a horse. I just saw Brother Balrog, and I didn't say a word.If you don't give me a satisfactory answer, I will abandon the game.

Floor 5: Brothers in front, you can see Big Brother Balrog at this time, you are obviously the first echelon.As far as you say the word abandoning you, I don't think it is very credible.

Floor 10: I'm salty fish, and I've stepped on several games.I will really abandon the game, dog head · jpg.

Floor 15: The compensation notice came out. I looked at the appearance of the gift and the favorability of the old road, as well as the gold coins for bribing the bone dragon. Suddenly, I can do it again.

Floor 20: You were bought off so easily?

Floor 21: There is an 80% chance of opening a box to get a custom store voucher. I'm sorry brothers, I'm going to be a loyal citizen of the dungeon.Come on the old road, I will always support the old road!

Floor 50: I always feel that the authorities have made a big move recently, as if they are going to make some surprising moves.

Floor 60: The gossip I read said that the game company plans to migrate the server, and the few seconds of logging in, entering the copy, and even loading are gone, and the thief is smooth.

Floor 77: Cou, so awesome?If this is true, I'm in favor of this maintenance with both hands and feet.

Floor 100: Where did the brother in front get the news from?How did I hear that the connection of the new map is not good, and everyone is working overtime to maintain it?

Floor 120: I want to know how the brothers got the news?Am I the only one who is an ignorant ignorant player?

Floor 122: No, you are not alone.

Floor 130: I'm delivering supper to the game company.

Floor 133: I'm delivering milk tea...

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Back to the Galactic Federation, the shooting site of "Seven Days Couple".

Why does the wilderness survival challenge appear in a variety show pretending to be a couple?This is a question that troubled many guests.

Pei Yi thought for a while and said, "So this variety show is a 28-line program."

Su Jia: "What you said makes sense, but I think I can be popular. I stole their script yesterday. According to their setting, Blake will come to visit you tomorrow, and then I—"

Pei Yi: "Ah Blake, are you going to fight the Black Dragon next? If this show turns into a fighting category, the force will indeed be much higher than it is now. After all, Blake is quite popular in the first-class boxing matches."

Su Jia's soul fire turned into a question mark: "No, then I can compete with him against you."

Pei Yipin took Pinsujia's words and commented: "It's so boring. It's not as interesting as the shape of the soul fire in your eye sockets. Can the soul fire of a lich make such a complicated shape? This is your unique secret book Or other undead creatures? I've never seen it before!"

Su Jia: "Really? From now on, it will be my unique secret book."

Pei Yi: "..." Su Jia is indeed working very hard on the road to becoming popular in the human world.

Since it is survival in the wild, the guests were naturally arranged to go to the wild.That is, on a small uninhabited island in the sea.

After the program team pulled the guests to the place, they told the guests that today's food for the day, including the place to sleep at night, all need to be solved by themselves, and the materials are taken randomly. There are no protected animals and plants on this island, and the guests are invited to play freely.

When Diesel heard this, he took Ivy away confidently.

The remaining human guests looked at the two bright creatures with great envy.The program crew pondered for a moment whether to call the elves and angels back, and then Pei Yi dismissed their thoughts with one word.

"What's this place? Forest, do you know what that tall, strong guy with pectoral muscles bigger than your girlfriend Opie is? A forest elf. Thank you for your freedom, I miss him Maybe even a wooden house was built for you tonight."

Program group: "...Okay, then please pay attention to the rest of the guests. If you think it is too difficult to survive in the wild, you can try to find the task card under the tree. The program group has arranged simple small tasks to help everyone through this day One night. Please do your best!"

Sure enough, there is still a simple mode. The human guests may have gotten the script in advance and left familiarly.

Pei Yi took a serious look at Tao Taozi. The powder on her face was super thick, barely covering her dark circles. After yesterday's hysteria, she can still act like nothing happened to other people today, even Tao Taozi, her partner who was obviously alienated from her, still smiled at each other, but the smile was a bit forced.Generally speaking, this mentality made Pei Yi feel that Tao Taozi is a talent.

If such a soul is given to the devil, it can be a cold dish in hell.

Can Tao Taozi really forget what happened last night?Of course not, she is confused, and she wants to make the succubus and the lich unhappy.

After gradually walking to a sparsely populated place, the expression on Tao Taozi's face began to distort. Her partner turned his head and seemed to see Tao Taozi's hideous expression for a moment. The gentle smile returned.

The partner settled down, maybe he just misread it.

When all the guests entered the forest, Pei Yi and Su Jia who were still standing in place became conspicuous.

The director asked Pei Yi, "Aren't you going to the forest?"

Pei Yi: "Isn't it free to play? I think it's very good here. Do you take care of the lunch at noon?"

Director: "..." Although I knew I should persuade the succubus to leave, but——

Looking at those affectionate eyes like roses, the director couldn't even say the word "no".

"We have chicken drumstick rice and creamy mushroom noodles for lunch, which one do you want?"

Pei Yi pulled a chair casually, went to sit in the shade of a tree a little further away, then winked at the director and said, "Can you give me two more chicken legs?"

The director smirked and murmured, "No problem, hehe."

Su Jia scratched his head, and things seemed to be a little abnormal.

The succubus' face is absolutely impeccably beautiful, and the cameras surround him, and he is reluctant to leave.Under the disapproving eyes of the camera brothers, Su Jia walked up to the succubus with the camera on his head.

Suga: "Are you going to squander the whole day here?"

Pei Yi: "Yes, that's right, if you want to play in the forest, please do it yourself."

Su Jia: "It's really a show about pretending to be a couple. We have to act together."

Pei Yi tilted his head: "Now that we've broken up, you can leave as a lich. Also, have you noticed that when I'm here, the cameras are actually shooting me."

Su Jia: "Break up, we have no future."

Lich stood up resolutely, walked a few steps and turned back, "If you eat chicken legs for lunch, can you give me the bones?"

Pei Yi: "It's okay, I won't chew the bones, just remember to pick them up when you come back."

The succubus and the lich "broke up" on the spot. This is the first time I have encountered such a situation in so many episodes of "Seven Days Couple".

But what is surprising is that the entire program group is beaming, and everyone, including the makeup artist, feels that they can take the lead.

Before noon, Pei Yi's side was full of snacks and drinks.Compared with the guests who struggled to survive in the wild in the woods, Pei Yi lived like an emperor.

After all, it is a program, and "Seven Days Lovers" is not a serious outdoor survival program. Sometimes the guests will return to the camp of the program group to rest when they are exhausted.

When they saw the succubus lying comfortably on the chair, leisurely sipping orange juice with ice, the expressions on their faces were very exciting.

Some unbalanced guests also asked the program group to question: "Why can the succubus lie in the camp?"

The director immediately said emotionally: "It's like this, he just broke up. You know, people who break up in love need comfort, so the program team granted him permission to stay in the camp."

The guest who asked the question: "..." I don't know why, but I feel that the director treats him as a fool.What a lame reason, to use it?

Pei Yi also groaned very cooperatively: "I'm really sad." The crystal tears came as soon as he said that, half hanging in the corner of his eyes, it was a picture of a beautiful woman weeping.

The guest who asked the question: "..." He lost.

When the Taotaozi group came back to rest, Taotaozi's partner, the delivery guy, thought about it and told the director that he felt something was wrong with Taotaozi.

The director didn't take it seriously, he just thought it was too exciting last night, so he comforted the male guest and said, "Relax, the assistant director is here, maybe she's just under too much mental stress. Anyway, it's just these two days, It will be fine once the filming is over."

The male guest sighed, for the last variety show, even if it was a 28-line one, he worked very hard.

Pei Yi was lying not far from the two of them at the time, with a magazine found by the staff covering his face. When the male guest described Tao Taozi's ferocious expression, Pei Yi's ears moved.

He took the magazine off his face, sniffed, and sniffed the air carefully.Sure enough, it was a smell similar to that of a decaying corpse, very faint, mixed in the smell of powdery perfume, it was hard to distinguish unless you smell it carefully.

In the underground, the general bad guys who have fallen from other camps will have this not-so-advanced flavor.Based on the male guest's description, Pei Yi was basically sure that Tao Taozi had fallen.

But this taste seems to be a little different from normal depravity?Pei Yi rubbed his chin, didn't think too deeply, and attributed the difference in taste to the reason of different worlds.

After lunch time, the only three guests who did not come back were the two bright creatures and Su Jia.

Pei Yi yawned, and just as he was about to go back to sleep, the Lich rushed back to the camp.

Su Jia went straight to Pei Yi's location: "Quick, bones, get two more. I must kill the forest elf on the other side!"

Pei Yi was taken aback by him: "I haven't seen you for a few hours, and you have developed into a jihad mode?"

Su Jia: "No, we are a war of faith between light and darkness. That damned elf actually stole my prey, a big snake with more than 500 vertebrae, and I will never die with him!"

Pei Yi handed over the two chicken thigh bones he ate: "Just rely on this?" It seemed a bit too shabby.

"And this!" Su Jia opened the robe, and the black robe in between was full of pockets, which were filled with dense bones.

Pei Yi, who saw the Lich's configuration for the first time, gave Su Jia a thumbs up. He is really a Lich who keeps pace with the times and adapts to the development of the times.

Su Jia put away the two chicken bones left by Pei Yi: "Okay, I now have 206 bones, and I can piece together a bone lord."

Pei Yi's eyes widened: "Are you sure?" The bone lord made out of fried chicken bones really wouldn't make the opponent think it was a joke?

Suga insisted, and started his composition on the spot.

Pei Yi is now very grateful that he and Suga have "broken up", if it is underground, it will definitely become the joke of the year.

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On the big bed of the villa on the top of the mountain, Louis, who had received manual patches from outside programmers working overtime, crossed his legs, opened the backstage, and began to watch the succubus every day.

While watching the succubus roll his eyes at the lich in disgust, the corners of his mouth raised.

Suddenly, he detected that there was a succubus attacking him from a section of foreign data. Louis squinted his eyes and sat up from the bed.

He wanted to see which bastard who drank too much chicken soup from the God of Light dared to touch his succubus.

The author has something to say: I feel so sorry for everyone, and I haven't been successful today.I'm going to be driven crazy by overtime and my aunt.It's okay for my aunt, working overtime is really uncomfortable.

每次都和大家说，尽量每天赶回来写，每次都慌兮兮的，生怕老板不放我走。生活太苦，看个小说就可劲哈哈哈吧。再次感谢大家对我的不离不去，谢谢大家！感谢在2020-09-2522:41:56~2020-09-2621:28:04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Phytolacca 5; Lemon Tea 2; Beauty and Shuanghei Lifetime push 1;

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!