After teasing my father's boyfriend

The taste of the year dissipated, and everyone's life was on the right track.

"Survival in the Wild" recorded two episodes a year ago, and this is the third episode, which will be officially launched after the year.

This variety show is a bit unremarkable among other variety shows. In the past few episodes, everyone was looking for food together. It was nothing more than changing the map and continuing to look for food.

If there is no highlight, there will be no bright spot that attracts people to watch.

So after the new episode was broadcast, some forms were changed, and the ratings also increased a lot.

After the little lizards knew about Chi Xi’s itinerary, they gave him advice one after another. The director of "Survival" dislikes his mediocre variety shows the most. He will definitely set up some messy customs clearance plots. Fans suggest that Chi Xi should not be too concerned about the director. The task is taken seriously, and then there are some words of comfort and expectation.

Chi Xi went to his own chat and replied, "Understood, thank you."

The little lizards were afraid that he was going there for the first time, so following the instructions of the director, he explained a lot of things, and Chi Xi took them with him.

The place of choice for survival in the wilderness is a desert island in Southeast Asia. The climate is warm, and more than 90% of the island is covered with vegetation, and the climate is hot.

We meet on the helicopter.

Tang Yu is the resident guest of the new season, Chi Xi's junior sister, she naturally knew each other, the first time they met, Tang Yu, who had been tortured so much, ran to Chi Xi with a mournful face as if she was seeing a relative: "Senior brother woo woo woo "

Chi Xi handed her a piece of chocolate and coaxed her: "It's okay, eat a piece of candy to calm down the shock."

He greeted the others one by one.

In addition to Tang Yu, there is also an actress who has participated in two seasons, Lan Songruo, who is a bit of a girl, but is afraid of creeping things, and participating in the show is to overcome her fear.

Duan Lin often claims that he is the age responsible for this show and has rich experience.

Lu Jian, a boy who just made his debut, was very humble when he saw Chi Xi: "Teacher Chi."

Chi Xi gave him a simple hug: "Just call me brother, I don't dare to be a teacher."

There is also a singer with a serious obsession with cleanliness, He Qingshu, Chi Xi has seen him wipe his hands with a paper towel on the helicopter more than once.

He has quite a personality, and he is also responsible for the appearance of the show. Fans especially like to see him clean in the jungle. Everyone thinks he is the prince from Cong Ling, very clean and clear.

As a flying guest, Chi Xi greeted everyone friendly and distributed the chocolates Fu Yi bought for him to everyone.

Lan Songruo is very particular about chocolate, looking at the teardrop-shaped kisses chocolate, after biting into pieces, there is a clear scent of roses, she said teasingly: "This kind of chocolate is quite suitable as a wedding gift."

Chi Xi took the chocolate finger and said, "...hahaha, then I will use this as a present when I get married."

Fu Yi is really a dog.

When he asked what gift to give to everyone, Fu Yi calmly gave a suggestion - chocolate.

He also said that he helped to buy it, but it turned out that he bought this kind of chocolate that is often used as a wedding gift.

The rose stuffed, he thought it was delicious at first, but now he felt that the stuffed rose was very similar to Dr. Fu's sullen personality.

The director said: "Next, please prepare your parachute. After the program rules are read out, you will enter the parachute landing mode."

Before coming, the program team taught the parachute project to make sure that everyone is safe and sound.

However, there are still people who are worried that Lu Jian is the youngest and cherishes his life the most: "Director, there will be a medical kit below? I'm worried that we will lose blood when we land."

His words caused everyone to laugh.

"Little Jane, what's hidden in the medical bag may be a bomb."

The director also said with a smile: "Look at the young Jane who played the game, what a waste of life, don't worry, we have arranged a medical team in each base, and there will be one or two doctors in each safe house."

"oh, I see."

Lu Jian asked again: "Then can I buy props in the safe room?"

The director smiled back and asked, "Mr. Jian, what did you use to buy it?"

Lu Jian said "this" for a long time, scratching his head hesitantly: "I can get gold coins by doing tasks."

"There is no need to do tasks here. Next, each of you will be given a waterproof bracelet. The bracelet can determine your position and the positions of your teammates around you. When you land, you will see which team you belong to on the bracelet. Teams of the same color will form teammates, as long as you are sure that the opponent is not a teammate, you can press the bright spot on the bracelet while he is not paying attention, that is to say, the opponent is eliminated, and the opponent's resources will also fall into your hands."

Chi clearly understood the rules.

The rule is that the six of them will be divided into unknown teams by the director. They need to test whether the opponent is a teammate in the process of survival. The opponent's resources will be obtained until the same team is left.

During this process, the director imitated the settings of the poisonous circle, such as moving the location every three hours, setting the night mode at night, hiding in the safe house to rest, and the final destination is to concentrate on a certain location according to the route set by the program group. A point they don't know about.

"This time I will change the mode of our program. The level will be full at the beginning. There are six categories in front of you, namely snacks, food, tools, toiletries, clothing, and medicine. You can choose from each category. The type of backpack you want to bring, after finishing the backpack, you can choose a place to land."

Duan Lin is better at surviving in the wild: "I think the tools are the most important. I choose the tools. Will someone snatch them from me?"

He asked, no one spoke, that tool backpack is very heavy, and on the island, they can pick up branches on the ground as defensive tools, no one would choose such a heavy thing.

The child Lu Jian picked out snacks: "I'm still growing, so I want to get some snacks."

If Lan Song is afraid of the cold, she chooses clothes. She is in good shape and can go hungry, not to mention that there should be banana trees in such a large forest. It is acceptable for her to eat bananas.

Tang Yu chose medicine, which is necessary for survival in the wilderness.

The rest of the toiletries are of course He Qingshu's. He loves cleanliness, and towels and handkerchiefs are indispensable.

He hesitated to take the food. The food is raw food, which is much worse than snacks, especially without tools. Carrying this pile of things is like carrying a pile of garbage.

I have to say that the program team is really good at ghosts, everyone wants the other's things, so they have to choose to eliminate each other.

The program group had a brief exchange, and Lu Jian stuck out her tongue: "How many groups are the program group divided into? Could it be to bluff us?"

No one could guess what the program group meant.

Duan Lin looked at the map: "There will be a body of water in a while. I don't know the direction well. I am worried that I will fall into the water. With such a heavy tool on my back, whether I can float is a problem, so brothers, I will go first. Already."

After he finished speaking, he made a gesture of waving his hands, jumped forward, and jumped down.

Lu Jian had been working with him before, and when he saw him leave, she hurriedly followed: "Teacher Duan, I will not live alone when you leave, wait for me—"

After all, with determination and arrogance, he jumped up and followed Teacher Duan.

The others watched the two raise their hands and raised their foreheads: "..."

He Qingshu smiled: "Don't mind, the child is still young and is in the second stage of middle school."

Chi Xi smiled: "What do you choose..."

Before the question was finished, Lan Songruo, a calm woman, stood up suddenly, carried her backpack, stood at the hatch, and beckoned to the camera brother: "Brother, I am going to take off, follow me quickly, if you slow down, you will miss it." Find the right place!"

Brother Camera: "...do I want to take off too?"

He Qingshu hurriedly explained: "The game girl has a conditioned reflex. When we are playing games, she is the one who takes everyone flying."

Chi Xi felt that this group of people was very interesting.

He Qingshu chose a point that was very close to the water source: "I'm leaving for a while, so hurry up, or you'll be automatically dropped in a while..."

Chi Xi didn't understand what he meant, and was about to ask Tang Yu, when Tang Yu said, "Brother, let's go here."

"Please player Chi Xi and player Tang Yu prepare to land—"

Chi Xi: "?"

Tang Yu: "...Brother, let's jump."

Tang Yu left first, Chi Xi wanted to see how he was forced to land, but the director did it himself, "Are you ready baby? You chose our luxurious artificial flying aid project, one, two, three, go! "

Chi Xi felt the wind wash against his skin.

When I was teetering in the air, I was still thinking, is this show so big?

The real version of eating chicken.

Good luck, good luck, good luck...

Chi Xi said silently in his heart.

Looking at the river so close at hand, Chi Xi felt hopeless, and sure enough, the last person to be thrown down didn't pick a place or a time.

He opened the parachute, and it was too late to change direction, and the whole person "thumped" and fell into the water.

Looking up, the helicopter didn't head towards the distance, but stopped not far from him. The director shouted at him with binoculars and a loudspeaker: "Chi Xi, are you okay?"

Chi Xi took a sip of water.

What is good.

He finally knew why this season caused netizens to discuss it.

When the show airs, he can imagine the hot search terms: Chi Xi was dropped, Chi Xi fell into the water, and so on.

He raised his hand as an ok gesture, after all, this time he was taking the macho route.

The director made sure he was fine, put away the binoculars, but suddenly lost his grip, the binoculars fell and landed on the water.

Chi Xi looked up, the young man's eyes were not friendly.

If he hadn't seen clearly that it was a telescope, he would have thought that the parts of the helicopter were broken, and the helicopter would crash and kill people in the next second.

The director squinted his eyes, unable to see the scene below clearly, and held a loudspeaker: "It's the first airdrop, hurry up and pick it up."

What airdrop?Isn't it called an airdrop to cover up his insecurity? ? ?

Chi Xi complained in his heart.

Swimming to the shore, his body was wet and the sun was scorching hot. He looked at the big cameraman who had been following him. The moment the director threw him down, the big brother's eyes were clearly frightened, and he closed his eyes to build his own heart. Gu Yong who said "If you don't leave me, I will depend on you for life and death" got off the plane with him.

As soon as he touched the ground, the eldest brother showed good qualities and took pictures of him with a camera.

Chi Xi said, "I'm going to take off my clothes to dry, are you sure this can be played?"

The eldest brother looked serious: "...we will code."

Chi Xi: "..."

Chi Xi couldn't hold back his elder brother, so he found a place to dry his clothes on a big rock, and then untied his backpack.

Good guy.

Tomatoes, eggs, instant noodles, dried noodles, some green vegetables, garlic, cumin and other seasoning packets...

Yet there was no fire!

Blind.

The eldest brother looked at the ingredients and said in a daze, "You can drill wood to make fire."

Of course Chi Xi knows, but he doesn't know it at all.

He looked at his brother's wet clothes: "Brother, don't your clothes need to be dried?"

The eldest brother hesitated for a moment and decided to hang the clothes.

Chi Xi walked around the beach and found a few wine bottles. The sun was scorching, but he could use the convex lens principle to ignite the fire.

When the camera brother came back, he watched him study with a telescope, and his heart was wrenched.

Chi Xi smiled and asked: "Brother, do you think we can use this bucket as a bowl, one for you and one for me, that would be great."

The elder brother hesitated and said, "It's not good to destroy the airdrop, right?"

"It was obviously dropped by the director."

"No, no, it might be the director's airdrop." The elder brother stubbornly defended his team.

Chi Xi smiled. He had the ingredients, but he had no pots or bowls. The instant noodles just now were slightly sticky after being soaked in water. He decisively took the pasta out to dry, and lay on the beach enjoying the sun.

He was white and naked, and from a distance, he was as beautiful as a mermaid.

The camera brother quickly snapped this picture, set up the camera, and lay on the other side of the beach by himself, it’s so beautiful.