my husband is not human

What should I do if my wife always has a soft spot for me when I was a child?Waiting online, very urgent.

When he heard his wife looking at him with expectant eyes, but only said words that made him a living person, Zhong Yuanzhong also lost his expression in an instant.

Originally, he still felt that he had already taken the initiative before, so he will keep it up and try again.

But now, heh.

He is not active enough!

Nakahara Chuya raised his hand and pressed Chiba's head, and answered ruthlessly.

"Change is impossible to change, so just think about it."

You are allowed to dream, but only to dream :)

"……Oh."

Qianye sighed in disappointment, shifted his gaze from Chuya Nakahara to his little friend opposite, decisively chose to join the discussion of the monster girl in another world, and even waited until the food was served, he was still unsatisfied.

A few teenagers praised the beautiful young lady fiercely, and the only adult, Zhong Yuanzhong, was also eating the dishes on the plate, and had no interest in the monster girl.

Isn't it just outsiders?Isn't it just more inhuman organs?He didn't... wait.

As if thinking of something buried in his memory, Nakahara Chuya's gaze suddenly froze, and then slowly shifted to Chiba beside him.

He remembered... When Chiba was working in a maid shop, she was dressed as a maid... So what is it (cough)?If it's Chiba...

The memory that was suppressed to the center of the earth because of too much shame at the beginning resurfaced, broke through the ground with a bang, and grew wantonly.

The girl next to her was biting into the side dishes served with chopsticks, her puffed cheeks were as cute as a little hamster.

Nakahara Chuya's eyes slowly moved upwards following the scene in his memory, and finally fixed on Chiba's head.

Cats, cat ears, etc... Now that I think about it, they are really cute... Cough.

No!What are you thinking, Nakahara Chuya!

He swiped and turned around, his blue eyes were fixed on the food on the table, his right hand seemed to be very normal, but he picked up the ice water on the table very quickly, and took a big gulp.

The icy temperature spread from the mouth all the way down, Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath, the faint red on his face was pressed down by the cold water before he had time to float up.

When he breathed a sigh of relief and was about to put down his water glass and stop thinking about it and eat seriously, he suddenly felt that his bowl... seemed to have a little more green.

Zhong Yuanzhong also paused, and in the next second he watched helplessly as the cat on his left stretched out another pair of chopsticks, and put a bunch of white onions into his bowl.

The whole process was urgent and fast, without even making a sound, and the instigator even acted as if he hadn't done anything after taking back the chopsticks.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He looked down at his bowl full of onions and cilantro, and looked at Chiba in disbelief as he ran away without looking back, and in the end he ate it silently without saying anything, his heart like a mirror.

care?certainly not.It's just because Chiba is a picky eater!

From the corner of his eye, Qianye, who saw that Zhongyuan Zhong didn't grab it back with his backhand, looked at Zhongyuan Zhong and ate the food he had picked up as if he didn't notice it, and heaved a sigh of relief.

How should I put it, the owner of the store is too affordable, and he gave too many onions!

Too much!Children who don't like onions can't bear it!Originally I thought it would be good not to have coriander, but since all the coriander was caught out, I felt that it would be a bit disadvantageous not to take out the onion.

Chiba looked down and didn't move a mouthful. During the observation period, he picked up the fried pork cutlet rice bowl with a lot of onions, and his heart was about to move.

Anyway, half of it was clipped out, otherwise the rest would be...

There is a good saying, when a real killer thinks about someone to kill, that person is already dead!Picking vegetables is also the same, hands are faster than thinking, when Chiba is still thinking about how to put onions in Zhongyuan Zhongya's bowl naturally and unpretentiously, the chopsticks full of onions have already attacked first, with a full Onions flew towards each other's rice bowl.

Then... was stopped halfway.

Chiba's chopsticks trembled, almost spilling onions on the table.

Didn't you become a little deaf and blind just now?Why not do it now!

The lowered voice was close to the ear, Chiba kept her "bad deeds" and was found out, bowing her head with a guilty conscience.

"Don't want to eat onions?"

The voice with a smile made Chiba nod indiscriminately.

"Well, yes, yes."

So can we cooperate?As for that, it's normal to help my wife eat a dish that my wife doesn't like... right?

"It's not impossible to help you eat it."

It can be said that the promised words made Qianye's heart skip a beat. This kind of extremely familiar sentence pattern made her understand that the other party definitely had something in his words and had no good intentions.

She raised her head and looked at each other with a vigilant expression.

"No! I suddenly want to eat onions again!"

Chiba moved a few centimeters to the left, farther away from Chuya Nakahara, for fear that Chuya Nakahara would make another sneak attack.

"I love onion rings, onions make me happy."

"Really?"

Nakahara Chuya raised his eyebrows, and his eyes turned around Chiba's pile of onions in a gesture.

"you sure?"

Chiba: "..."

She looked down at the piles of onions that had been picked out, suddenly uncertain again.

It seems... too many...

Without waiting for Chiba to hesitate, Zhong Yuanzhong had already directly made the choice for her, and saw that he took the initiative to put the bowl in the chopsticks trumpet that Chiba hadn't taken back, and the chopsticks in his hand just lightly tapped Chiba's chopsticks , All the caught onions fell directly into his bowl.

"A condition."

The young man with bright, warm-colored hair spoke with no refusal, and even took back the bowl.

Chiba: "..."

"I feel like I'm at a loss..."

Chiba, who was completely stunned by the other party's forced buying and selling, looked deeply at her empty chopsticks, and immediately refuted.

"It's just a meal of onions!"

"What do you want?"

"At least... at least two or three... no, four meals."

Just as Chiba was muttering, Chuya Chuya's voice came from next to his ear.

"Aren't you at a loss in this way?"

Chiba: ? ? ?

Do you still know that I am at a loss?

"Otherwise, let's do this."

Zhong Yuanzhong also raised the corners of his lips, and the words he said carried the taste of finality.

"You can give me all your onions in the future, so that's fine."

Chiba:! ! !

what happened?Does this person have a fever?If so, I'm afraid I'm making money crazy, right?

She glanced suspiciously at Zhong Yuanzhong, but the other party had already started eating, as if the matter had come to an end.

There are ghosts, there are definitely ghosts!

Chiba withdrew her chopsticks, thoughtfully poking at the rice in her bowl, puzzled.

What is the benefit of having the onion belong to him in the future?Could it be... Mr. Nakaya likes to eat onions?Otherwise why so positive?

Thinking of this, Qianye's whole body suddenly became enlightened, and he looked at Chuya Nakahara again as if he was looking at a scheming old bastard.

So it turned out that he not only allowed him to eat the double portion of onions he liked, but also made a condition for nothing.

As expected of you!Mr. Chuya in human form!

She thought bitterly, and added.

"It cannot be excessive."

"rest assured."

Zhong Yuanzhong also smiled meaningfully, the joy in his eyes made it easy to perceive that the other party was in a very good mood.

"Definitely a 'normal' thing to do."

Chiba: "..."

Damn, is prostitution so happy?

Chiba angrily turned around and took a bite of the tonkatsu, ready to chat with her friends.

however……

"Why did Fubuhai and Kakyoin hang out with other guests?"

Don't you just pick up a dish by yourself?Why did the three of you mingle with other tables without any hindrance, and chat happily.

"I also need to go!"

Qianye stood up with the bowl in her hand, and joined the chat team without hesitation.

A bunch of people started arguing about which dish is the best.Chiba moved left and right in this controversy, and soon approached the lion man and lizard man she was most concerned about.

She was holding the bowl, and without hesitation sat opposite the lion man she had planned.

After all, she just entered the store and wanted to use this to strike up a conversation with the other party_(:з」∠)_

"Do you like tonkatsu rice bowl too?"

Chiba pointed to the pork cutlet rice bowl of the lion man, and then pointed to the same bowl in her own bowl, with a bright smile.

"I see that you have eaten so much, you must like it very much, right? Then we are destined."

Looking at the terrifying lion man with scars all over his body, his golden animal pupils lit up, and his gaze towards Qianye instantly became kinder.

"Oh, do you also like pork cutlet rice bowl? You have a good eye."

He flicked the tail behind him excitedly with a look of interest.The corner of the grinning mouth was full of sharp fangs, and he opened his mouth excitedly.

"You're the first time I've met someone like you! Tonkatsu rice bowl is the best food in the world in my opinion!"

"That's right, it's really delicious."

Chiba smiled and agreed, and one person and one lion man chatted directly over the fried pork cutlet rice bowl. After that, they even invited the lizard man who was quietly eating omelet rice not far away to chat with each other.

The conversation here was extremely lively, and among the original five people, only Zhongyuan Zhongya was sitting alone. He silently looked at the bustling other side, lost in thought.

My wife is having a good time chatting with other people, so I...should I stop it a bit?

Before he could come up with a result, his ears caught Qianye's words sharply.

"By the way, are you born like this? Is there any other special way to make people like you?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Have you not given up yet? ! ! ! !