[HP dog deer] Strain dog

"My honor." Yarlin bowed decently, looking very happy: "Perhaps your lover will appreciate me for this. I have eliminated all possibilities of you becoming straight once and for all."

"Why should he be grateful to you? He is my only judge of mate selection." Sirius said.

"This is really the most disgusting love story I've ever heard, bar none." Yarlin commented: "I prefer to express love with actions, for example, have you ever done it?"

"..." Sirius glanced at him indifferently, the meaning was obvious, he really didn't mind teaching Yarlin about this issue, no one would care if he was a little girl or a shemale before.

"No? That's weird. Are you sure you're both physically and mentally normal? Or did you actually get separated after only two hours of acquaintance? Although I think it's unbelievable that you haven't been together within half an hour..." The cigarette butt in Yarlin's mouth flicked up and down, but Sirius didn't listen to him at all.

They came to a closed door again and opened it roughly, and Yarlin said: "I think we have become the little girl in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, looking for a rabbit and a rabbit all over the place." way home."

Then, they saw a queen sitting on a high throne, which was really high, and she was wronged to be caught in the middle, with her head under the ceiling.

"Do you have clairvoyance?" Sirius asked, "Or did your soul leave your body and visit this room?"

"Can I eat her?" Alisa interjected after a long absence, the eyes on the lizard's head full of longing.

"What's going on? I feel like she hasn't spoken for more than three months." Yarlin said: "I thought she would never speak again, she just ate and ate along the way."

"You have to understand her. Since there are things that can make the soul happy, why bother with boring people." Sirius said lazily: "The important thing is that your daughter is hungry again, and she wants to eat people."

"Ah, what a lovely daughter!" Yarlin sighed. After they eliminated a little bit of irritability in the nonsense, they finally calmed down and observed the room carefully. It was like a ruined fairy tale house, with caterpillars sitting on mushrooms On the smoking table, the fake turtle and the Griffin are arguing whose meat tastes better, and the Cheshire cat squints and laughs.

"Look, one of my favorite books when I was a kid." Yarlin said affectionately, "If you've never been lounging in the shade of a tree with candy and lemonade on a sunny afternoon Read this book till you fall asleep, then I pity you, what a terrible childhood you had."

"At least I wasn't arrested and transformed into a woman." Sirius said coldly, but he kept this sentence in mind, he would try it, not for childhood or something, but if To be able to lie in the sun, next to James, and read until I fell asleep, sounds like a pretty good idea.

The fireplace in winter, the sunshine in summer, the feeling that fairy tales can bring is always so good. "I always wonder why some people like to find some dark fairy tales, or release the so-called 'fairy tales as they are'. Isn't reality dark enough?" Peter said gloomily, he slowly bit his nails: "I still hate fairy tale villains, I'm always scared by them."

"Because they are not old enough to see the dark, they like to scare themselves with dark things. Only happy people like to see unfortunate things." Arlin shrugged: "For example, I hate reading horror stories. Although I am already scary enough."

The Queen of Hearts' head was already bent by the ceiling, and she desperately wanted to look down at these uninvited guests, but her head was tilted and stuck to her chest, and uncontrollable saliva dripped all over her front.

"Chop your head off!" she respectfully insisted on uttering this classic line, even in such a difficult and embarrassing situation, without even changing her momentum.

"You know, Your Majesty the Queen." Yarlin said sympathetically, "Whatever is about to fall is your head."

The caterpillar took a puff of cigarette: "She won't give up, even if everything becomes like this, the queen always has a hobby in this area."

"They'll call it the Queen's pride," the Cheshire Cat added: "But honestly we prefer to see the Queen tortured. You know, as a cat, I don't have much entertainment."

"I don't care about your affairs, I just want to know how to get out of this ghost place. I don't care if you roast the Queen of Hearts." Sirius said, raising his gun and aiming at these weird creatures: "So ,answer my question."

"You'll never get out." Peter was so anxious that he almost bit his fingernails bald, as if his nails were relishing something: "I said, this is the revenge of the undead. James' undead crawled from the ground Out."

"You can't think Lannister is dead, I personally think he's alive and well somewhere, although he and his twin sister already have three kids, and each of them looks pretty normal, at least better than his My brother looks normal." Yaerlin smoked leisurely, as if recalling his precious book of fairy tales.

Sirius narrowed his eyes and looked at him, and he raised his eyebrows: "What? Can't I say something about him? Jaime Lannister is the first one on the famous list. Besides, who knows Where is the other Jaime, that musty thing in the cobwebbed corner?"

Peter finally bit the blood out of his fingers, and he took out a mouse from his pocket. The mouse was small, with big eyes, and its fluffy body was fattened into a ball. It was cute in appearance.

Alisa's human head was still normal, but her lizard head was already looking at this delicious and juicy mouse with green eyes, and the saliva flowed out from the corner of her mouth in a thin silver line.

"He's here, James must be here. Find him," Peter said to the mouse, his eyes dark. "I want to know where he is."

"Is it convenient for you to escape? It really is the mouse's idea." Arlin said with a smile, Sirius did not express his opinion. In fact, when Peter released the mouse, he kept staring at Alyssa, lest the other party take this useful thing. Small things swallow stomachs.

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