Proud thief in the world

I want to find a place to hide, because I can't accept the fact that dressing as a beast means that I can only find a beast wife in the future, and a beast daughter-in-law means that my son or daughter will only be able to It's Beast, and then, I'll have a lot of Beast Grandchildren, Beast Great-Grandchildren, Great-Grandchildren...

ow~~

Thinking that I, Kang Xiaohui, have been cautious all my life, and never hurt the sky, God, this can't let me end up with the lives of animals!

I thought that howling my throat would relieve stress, but what I would have thought of was a strange hissing scream. I searched for information all over my head, and Googled and Baidu used it all. I couldn’t figure out what it was. son's cry.

Got it!

Don't want that much!

Humans live forever, grasses live forever, so the snow-haired monster that is neither human nor grass can happily spend its short life as an animal?

Gathering strength with my hind legs, I jumped forward desperately, and it seemed that I jumped [-] meters. This statistic is frustrating!

All right!I know this is due to the running-in of the body. When I first wore it on Tian Boguang's body, there were also short fragments, but it will be fine after running-in.

However, how good is it to run in with a snow fur monster!

Speaking of Tian Boguang, the bastard threw me into the snowy monster—oh no, after he threw the snowy monster into me, what was he doing?

I thought that Tian Boguang would ask me to settle the score, but I really overestimated myself. According to the thinking direction of the world-famous big prostitute in the swordsman, it is absolutely impossible for him to spend so much thought on a snowy monster.

So he changed the target of his gaze.

In other words, he never changed the target of his gaze, and I was just an obstacle on the way before his gaze.

Yes, he looked at me with the pleasing and pleasing Linghu gaze, just like those beggars who have not had enough food for 800 years. The expression on his face can make men retreat and women collapse!

Really, I was already going to jump a long way, but seeing this posture, I immediately backed down, moved my short legs trembling, and shifted strategically.

I'm sorry for you!

I just discovered that the snow fur monster not only has a strange sound, but also has strange limbs. Its front legs are short and its back is long. What the hell!It is very inconvenient to retreat!

I didn't have time to complain about the physical defects of the current body. My eyes were round and round, trying to see a correct way to escape, but I soon discovered that this is not realistic at all!

The space at the bottom of the cliff is not small, but the problem is that it is full of grass and bushes that are more annoying than grass.

That is not an ordinary bush, it is a rose bush with small thorns, how can I get myself into it with my gorgeous snow-white fur?

I had to take another step back, shivering back to the original place.

Tian Boguang has no time to talk to me, and I'm too lazy to talk to him, I'll talk to my pleasure!

Moving forward, I put my snow-white hairy head to Linghu's heart, I heard people say that if a person is alive, his heart will always be hot, if his heart is not hot, he will probably die.So, those TV dramas who engage in first aid usually have to do some CPR or something, and there are also some who are good at rubbing people's chests with their hands——

hey hey!

What the hell are you doing, big prostitute?

What I said was frostbitten by ice and snow disasters, not by falling from a high altitude, so what the hell are you doing like this!

Tian stripped off Linghu's clothes roughly, reached into his heart, pinched a certain vital spot, and gently twisted it with a slight force.

My little short legs are exhausted.

Comrade Kang Xiaohui, who was a virgin in his previous life and is still a virgin in this life, just admit it, no matter how many small videos starting with the letter A or G are hidden in the computer, a virgin is a virgin, and he has no on-the-spot experience at all. After a battle, he immediately fell back to his original shape in fright.

The snow-haired monster twitched, shyly pointing its round butt at the promiscuous thief in heat.

I don't want to look at you!

I have done so thoroughly, vowing to draw a line with any sexuality/orientation that goes against the mainstream world, and that vow is like a freshly baked big sesame seed cake, still exuding hot steam.

however!

but!

but!

Actually!

My resolve was so fragile, it soon shook like a reed in the autumn wind, and I surrendered!

I can cover my eyes with snow-white furry soles, but where else can I have an extra pair of forefoot to cover my ears?

damn it!

Yes, you guessed it, I heard some goddamn, evocative noises.

It was a man's asshole.

I didn't know that men could be so tender and tender, that voice sounded like the chirping of birds in the mountains and fields in spring.

What do you mean?

□□ Courtship!Needless to say?

Yes, but the sound made my lower abdomen gradually tighten, and my whole body became uncomfortable.

I heard another man's voice say: "After the farewell, we meet each other, and we share the same dreams with you a few times. Brother Linghu, are you all right?"

Fuck!I don't know that Tian Da's prostitute is still a good hand?Look how wet his hands are!He was about to kill Song Yupanan in seconds.

why?

Then you need to ask?

Even if Song Yupanan had his literary talents, he didn't have his martial strength. If he slashed with a knife, wouldn't they all be killed instantly?

No one can know the turmoil in my heart, but the old saying goes well, Mo Chou has no confidant in the road ahead, and meets the king again when the cliff falls.

After all, there are still people in this world who understand me.

Someone spoke again, the voice was still weak, and it sounded very familiar.

Huh?Isn't that Linghu's voice?

Linghu roared angrily in a low voice: "Tian Boguang! You fucking put me on top of me again, and I'm sure I'll be ill! You've pressed me out!"

Thank God, I really pray, at least Linghu was not pushed out!

Tian Boguang smiled and said: "You are full of energy, it seems that there is nothing serious!"

"roll!"

Linghu had just uttered half a word, but the rest of the words were stuffed back into his throat—Tian Boguang, this stinking shameless man, how dare he kiss and laugh at the most famous male god in the Jianghu world?

Oh cake seller!

Miss Ren will come to you!

You are dead!

Certainly!

It was just a kiss on the surface, but even so, it was already an incomparable shock to a professional novice like me (flower picking?).

I feel like a sacred wall has been erected in my heart.

Then, the wall collapsed.

A whole new world opened up before me, of which I am still ignorant.

I could only hear Tian Yinzei teasing in his very annoying tone: "Brother Linghu, you can't do it! Just fainted like this?"

I was speechless.

After a long while, Linghu came back to his senses, wiped his lips, and said angrily: "Dizzy Mabi! I was smoked by your breath!"

Tian Boguang clasped his hands together in surprise, and said doubtfully, "No? You must have a problem with your nose!"

Linghu took the opportunity to stand up.

On the other hand, I couldn't bear to roll my eyes, and I pointed at the stinky and shameless virtue of the Tian prostitute. In the 21st century, that is definitely a way to promote hatred for young men!

Linghu obviously felt the same way as me, and both of them have a close-up of the face of "labor and management don't know this guy".

Tian Ye Thief has become interested. He is a professional gardening master who is not limited to his love of delicate flowers. Sometimes he is even more tenacious in his attachment to Zhilan Yushu. Even if he joins the Shaking M Association because of this, he has no regrets.

Linghu was not very happy to talk to him, but he couldn't stand the loneliness of the lonely man at the bottom of the cliff, so he asked ten questions and answered, at least he could continue the conversation, but the topics all revolved around fine wines, which was a bit boring to me up.

After the unparalleled auditory shock and irresistible physical fatigue, I fell into a drowsy sleep. I can’t blame me. Since the accident on the roller coaster, my nerves are almost in high tension. Many of these things still seem like a dream.

I need to rest.

So, I really took a break.

Then, I was picked up in a daze of sleep.

I heard a voice saying, "I'm starving! This rabbit is good, eat it!"

I was so clever that I fell asleep all of a sudden and ran away in a fright!

rabbit?

Where did the rabbit come from?

oh oh!Very good!I don't know if Linghu is willing to give me a share?Arita stripped the prostitute, he must be extremely stingy.

I was secretly thinking about how to persuade the Tian Ye thief to give me a portion of the rabbit meat, when I suddenly felt a tightness in my neck, my limbs vacated, and I said an inextricable farewell to Mother Earth.

what happened?Who is sneaking up on me?

Linghu's handsome face appeared in front of me.It was already night now, and the black sky was filled with stars, but the starry sky was not as good as Linghu's eyes, which were full of human beings. The deepest true love in history is stronger, longer and more real than family, friendship and love.

It's called appetite, alias gluttony, and the attribute of being a foodie. I never thought that Linghu, who has a loyal and honest face, is actually such a person!

"Brother Tian, ​​this rabbit is fat enough! It's enough for us to eat!"

Linghu swallowed, his eyes lit up.

I think it's a bit disrespectful for him to salivate for a big man like me, but I can't open my mouth, and even if I do, I can only make a strange hiss, except to prove that I am very fresh and will be a good dish It's no good, it's worse than not talking!

So, I put my hopes on Tian Boguang, I hope he can tell Linghu the truth, for a gentleman like me from a good family, he should really treat him with courtesy.

Tian Boguang smirked twice, and unprincipledly echoed: "What Linghu said is very true. The battle is over, and Linghu should make up for it in time! I'll peel the skin, you go to make a fire, rub it first and then talk!"

"Fuck your grandma! If you keep talking nonsense, I will castrate you!"

It was only natural that Linghu became angry from embarrassment, even if there was no one around, no man could bear to be crushed into a bastard, and that matter was brought up again and again.

Strange to say, I remember that in the world of Swordsman, Linghu was considered a first-class iron-boned man, without even the slightest bit of femininity, and he even expressed 12 points of contempt for the Sunflower Book and the evil sword technique.

Who would have thought that such a pure man would actually walk ahead of his master and younger brother on the winding path that deviates from the orthodoxy.

Tian Boguang smiled admirably, without saying anything, he began to reach out and caress my soft fur and body.

I kicked my legs and passed out immediately.

This is too poisonous, and after a long time of trouble, Tian Baoguang is borrowing rabbits to kill people, killing people to silence them!

Even though I am a spirit body that can't die anymore, but I am possessed by the rabbit, and all the injuries the rabbit suffers will be fed back to me bit by bit, and the pain is the same as when I was alive.

No wonder Tian Boguang hastily threw the snow-haired monster over. He is determined to take revenge on me, and he is playing tricks with his evil heart!

"Hey! This rabbit is quite intelligent, how can it pretend to be dead?"

Linghu stretched out his hand and poked my soft lower abdomen, expressing his amazement.

Familiarity is familiarity, and if you poke me in the wrong place again, you will still be sued for sexual harassment!

I shrank my legs extremely shyly, hid my vitals, turned around in the air, and pointed my butt at the visitor again.

I avoided Linghu, but I couldn't avoid Tian Boguang. The bastard suggested with a smirk: "Before it's dead, peel it and roast it, it won't be fresh if it dies!"

I bared my teeth, my expression extremely angry.

I haven't figured it out until now, why did I get out of Tian Paoguang's body?Could it be because of falling from a high altitude?I remember that when I was on the roller coaster, it was also because of the great impact that I took away Tian Fangguang's body, and that Tian Fangguang also most likely took advantage of the momentum when I fell off the cliff to regain the sovereignty of my body in one fell swoop.

In fact, I really can't blame me for this matter, I couldn't help it from the beginning to the end, how could Tian Paoguang put the blame on me?

It doesn't make sense!

It's really not as good as man's calculation, I didn't expect that I, Kang Xiaohui, would die on a rabbit in the end!

Linghu, you and I have a friendship of whoring and drinking together!How can you do this to me?

Some very harmonious images came to my mind, but I quickly realized that it wasn't me, it was the real *Tian stripped naked.

I slowly closed my eyes, and prepared to accept the coming misfortune.