Interstellar Prison Development Report

Cheng Lei was wearing a straw hat, an old man's sweater, big shorts, flip-flops on his feet, and a refitted interstellar cattail fan that was as big as his face in his right hand. He was dressed like an old farmer squatting on the ground. Looking at their endless vegetable garden.

Dracula was wearing a classic black suit, and it was not too hot for adults. His steps were as light as a sharp cat, and he stood quietly behind him.

Cheng Lei didn't hear Dracula's footsteps, but there was a smell of Dracula in the air, a mixture of faint rose fragrance and strong masculine breath, which invisibly exposed Dracula's existence.

Cheng Lei pointed the fan forward, a little proud: "Look at my agricultural research results, how about it, do I have the potential to be a farmer entrepreneur?"

Dracula laughed softly: "Well, you are indeed my boy, what do you look like?"

Cheng Lei turned his head and squinted at him: "You are too good at putting gold on your face."

Dracula looked at his foolish smile, and suddenly said, "Stand up."

Cheng Lei looked confused: "Huh?"

Dracula's expression was serious: "You stand up."

Although he didn't know why, Cheng Lei obeyed obediently, and while patting the dirt on his clothes, he muttered: "What the hell are you doing?"

Seeing Cheng Xiaoyang stood up reluctantly, Dracula suddenly made a move, grabbed him and pressed him into his arms, his lips pressed against his ears, and his wet breath hit the sensitive skin of the pinna: "No What the hell, I just want to hug you."

Cheng Lei was stunned for a moment, then smiled, this man, he looks like a noble and glamorous aristocrat on the outside, but inside he lives an uncle who is sometimes wretched/trivial and sometimes caring, who likes to touch him and is very possessive But he respects his opinions very much, and he helps him when needed but does not leave traces.This person is like a gust of wind. Sometimes he can be domineering and raging, but sometimes he is as harmonious as spring. It's really hard not to like him.

Dracula is wearing a well-made handmade aristocratic suit, and Cheng Lei is wearing a pirate Luffy battle suit. The picture of the two embracing is really incongruous, but it makes people feel that thinking about it at this time is really unpleasant.

The weather was hot, but Dracula's body was cool. Cheng Lei rubbed his shoulders and sighed comfortably.

Dracula said: "You should stay in Liberty for a while, don't go out again?"

The original harmonious atmosphere was immediately broken. Cheng Lei put his hands on Dracula's chest, opened the distance between the two of them, and raised his eyebrows: "What? You want to play prison?"

Dracula let out a low laugh: "I would like to, but unfortunately I can't bear it."

He pressed Cheng Lei back into his arms, and rubbed Cheng Lei's back lightly with his fingers: "Lulu has returned, and brought back very important news. The people with earth blood on the planets attacked by the Alliance have disappeared. We suspect Union President Fite is experimenting with the genes of Earth people, so you are not safe."

Cheng Lei was dumbfounded. In terms of the earth's genes, who is as pure as him? There is no impurity at all, pure natural green and pollution-free.Cheng Lei was depressed: "This is the first time, and I'm going to become a bird in a cage again."

Dracula kissed his ear: "Don't worry, I will give you a world where you never have to hide."

This sentence is very vulgar, but Cheng Lei waved it shamelessly.Sometimes love words are the best medicine. It makes people feel like riding a roller coaster, flying from the bottom of depression to the clouds in an instant, and even makes people want to shout twice.

This person cared so meticulously that Cheng Lei felt that it was time, so he decided to tell the truth.Biting his lips, Cheng Lei said hesitantly, "Actually...I lied to you when I told you that I was from the countryside."

Dracula patted the hair on the back of Cheng Lei's head contentedly: "I know."

Cheng Lei's heart is full of entanglements. After all, he has lied to others for so long: "Actually... I came from the earth..."

Dracula's restless fingers poked Cheng Lei's waist: "I know."

Cheng Lei took a deep breath: "Actually, I came from the earth 3000 years ago, and I traveled through time!!"

Dracula put his hands on the two semicircular pieces of human flesh, and sighed contentedly: "I know."

Cheng Lei pushed him away, with black lines all over his face: "Dare you knew all this early on, and you still fooled me for so long!!"

Dracula curled his lips: "Isn't this obvious? People on Earth are so precious, not to mention living in a rural planet, even if you live in a black hole, you have been dug out by the interstellar. You appeared on the spaceship inexplicably, and your blood is so precious." Chun, there is no information about you in the transportation spaceship system, and time travel is not uncommon in the interstellar space, and you suddenly appear, except for those who have traveled from another time and space. "

Cheng Lei said with a smile on his face: "Then you still act as if you believe in me."

Dracula missed the arc of his fingertips just now, and wanted to pull him back into his arms, but was ruthlessly rejected: "Didn't I respect you?"

Cheng Lei resented: "You knew about my existence, I almost died so many times, and you didn't save me."

This is a bit willful. After all, Dracula was not his so-and-so at that time, and it was only natural to let him go. What's more, Dracula was really saved, but it was done in a more subtle way.But the one who suffers is self-willed capital, Dracula broke his teeth and swallowed blood: "I was wrong, after all, I didn't take it seriously when I first saw the earthlings, who knew that fate was so wonderful... ...."

Cheng Lei rolled his eyes: "Then you should agree to my condition."

Dracula groaned inwardly: "Eh...you say it."

Cheng Lei: "Let me fight back!"

Dracula: "...Good!"

The next day, Cheng Lei was limping, and he was full of doubts: "Why does it still hurt when you do the attack?"

Dracula was in a good mood: "Because you are doing the attack for the first time, and the rest are all from me."

Cheng Lei touched the penis in front of him, and there were indeed signs of using it, so he believed it naively.

Liszt turned his head sideways and glanced at Dracula from top to bottom, and secretly said to him: "You used absolute control, right! The little sheep didn't counterattack at all, right?"

Dracula glanced at him: "Such gossip, don't engage in scientific research in the future, I will set up a news department for you."

Liszt was unmoved, he stretched out one finger, and made a circle with the other glove, letting his finger move back and forth in the circle: "How did you do this?"

Dracula licked his lips, his lips were bright red and full, Liszt understood instantly, hehehe obscene/smiled and wanted to go back to his laboratory, but Dracula stopped him: "Cheng Lei's counterattack..."

Liszt blocked his mouth: "I will never pass a word out."

"...can be properly publicized."

"Uh...why."

Mentioning this, Dracula's eyes flickered: "Anyway, he can't go out recently, and Hood sent a batch of good uniforms and lubricant//slip/ ​​agents...."

Liszt: "..."

The opponent is too cunning, Cheng Xiaoyang, you'd better accept your fate and accept it obediently.

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I have a fever today, I really can't get it out...