Interstellar Prison Development Report

I believe that every man has a mecha dream at the age when molesting little girls is not breaking the law. He fantasizes that he is surrounded by various models of mighty and domineering mechas, roaming freely and excitingly in the boundless starry sky.

Now, half of Cheng Lei's dream has come true.Every day, he is surrounded by a circle of strong men wearing all kinds of bombardment mechs. Apart from taking a bath, changing clothes and going to the toilet, even sleeping, there are a dozen iron men guarding the door.

People on earth are anxious inside, it is almost legal to gather crowds to watch, and there is no privacy! ! ! !

The important thing is not to let him wear a suit of waves to get back his addiction. Mecha, every boy’s childhood dream, if he is not allowed to wear it, isn’t it like holding a lollipop around in front of a child and stuffing it in? The bad behavior in his own mouth, this kind of shameless showing off behavior can be sentenced to life! !

Unbearable to be stared at by Cheng Lei's sad eyes, the commander of the strengthened Iron Man version of the bodyguard company reluctantly repeated: "The mecha requires too much physical fitness, your physical fitness and mental control are not up to standard, you really can't wear it!!"

Cheng Lei flipped the table!Goldfinger too! !Where is Lao Tzu's golden finger? ? ?Why do other people travel through the machine armor, become a general, become the president, unify the interstellar, marry rich, handsome, domineering, and go to the pinnacle of life, and they are so weak that they almost died eight times. Well-to-do, but was assassinated and found that he couldn't even drive the mecha, what did I do! !Now I just want to grow vegetables and develop the agricultural products business in the urban-rural fringe of remote planets to support my man's work.Why can other people's earth blood cause a sensation and raise a harem, while my own rare earth blood has to hide and hide, so many disasters and disasters, wandering on the death line countless times! !Why on earth is this! ! !

Could it be that I was destined to be taken care of and raised?Cheng Lei has begun to doubt life. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

The company commander of the mecha company is also a man who can read people's eyes. He was quick to see that the leader's wife was about to explode, so he made a timely suggestion: "Why don't you take us upstairs for a walk?"

In the last attack, the delivery boy who was replaced was found knocked unconscious in a remote alley in the capital of Ai Chengxing. The attacker obviously had the ability to imitate the appearance of other people, and relied on this ability to get into freedom. As a result, two people were seriously injured, one was slightly injured, and one was admitted to the intensive care unit.But the same mistake, Dracula will not make a second time.

Since the top floor of the Liberty was blown up in the attack, Cheng Lei was transferred to the third basement of the military factory. The upper two floors are the working place of Liszt's research team, specializing in the research of various weapons, mechs, and spaceships. Yes, the secrecy is extremely high. Visitors must pass at least ten genetic verification gates. Once discovered, the anti-social technical otaku who has been in the laboratory for a long time will be very happy to use practical actions to explain how to write the words cruel, inhumane, and insane. .

Cheng Lei also knew that the alliance might launch some actions at any time, but the flowers would wither if they don’t see the sun for a long time, not to mention the earthlings who yearn for sunshine and gossip, and the danger of going to Liszt’s side is not great, so he happily Agree with the suggestion of the commander of the security company.

It's also a coincidence that Liszt just gave himself a day off today, and prepared to spend a whole day in the bedroom next to the office.Cheng Lei hugged Cheng Cai, annoyingly disturbing the otaku's short vacation.

The strong man in the mecha was stopped outside the door, and Cheng Lei suddenly felt that the air was much fresher. He sat on the sofa opposite Liszt with Cheng Cai in his arms, and poured himself a cup of herbal tea to extinguish the fire: "I'm about to suffocate to death!" , It’s more boring than when I was on Ramlat, I feel like I’m about to become an otaku.”

Liszt, the habitual otaku, showed a mysterious smile: "You'll get used to it if you stay at home."

Cheng Lei shuddered: "Forget it, he is a sunny youth."

Liszt handed a book and a key to Cheng Lei: "This is the key to the fifth container. The book is a sample. Dracula asked me to identify the age. The report is in the book."

Cheng Lei asked with a question mark on his face: "What are you doing for me?"

Liszt replied: "Dracula told me before going out that if he comes back when the result comes out, he will give it to him, and if he doesn't come back, he will give it to you. As for the key... he originally asked me to give it to you for safekeeping. "

After receiving the book and the key, Cheng Lei touched the silver rose ring on his ring finger. He didn't know how Dracula wore it. The ring couldn't be taken back. Cheng Lei felt that a big man wearing a rose is too girly. , secretly oiled and soaped, tried various methods, but the ring still stuck firmly to his finger.

Because the ring is not in the way and does not strangle the skin, Cheng Lei almost forgot its existence. After being reminded by Liszt, Cheng Lei touched the ring and suddenly remembered that Dracula had a weird expression on that day in the container. It seems that there is a sense of familiarity and strangeness to the things in the container, but there is also a kind of alienation and indifference. Cheng Lei intuitively feels that these things have a very special meaning to Dracula.

Cheng Lei opened the book, found out the appraisal report and scanned it roughly. These things have a history of hundreds of years. They are all antiques, but they are all daily necessities, so the value is not high. Cheng Lei asked Liszt: "What do you think?" Don’t you think it’s strange, the things in the previous container were either priceless or shocking, why are these worthless things packed in the container with the second-lowest secrecy level?”

Liszt: "It's not surprising, because this is a product of the royal family of the Ragge Empire."

Cheng Lei: "The Ragge Empire, do you mean the country before the alliance?"

Liszt: "Yes, you can see that the alliance is very strong now. In fact, the military strength and territory of the Ragge Empire were larger before, but the penultimate emperor of the empire was a lunatic. He invaded other countries without limit. Later, because of The army was insufficient, so genetic weapons were studied, and as a result, the genetic weapons mutated in the later stage and got out of control, causing the birth rate of the entire interstellar to drop sharply, and many races became extinct as a result, which led to a large-scale uprising."

Cheng Lei: "What about the last emperor?"

Liszt: "The last emperor only served on the throne for three years. At that time, the situation of the empire was already very critical. Although the short-lived emperor found a way for the people on earth to fight against genetic weapons, the research has not been successful. At that time Feite, who was a senior government official, revolted, and less than a year after Feite's uprising, the rule of the empire was overthrown, and the last emperor disappeared during the war."

Cheng Lei: "So the contents of the container may be related to some secrets of the alliance, so they were sealed?"

Liszt shook his head: "I don't know. According to my current findings and research, there are no hidden secrets in container No. [-], just simple daily necessities."

The atmosphere was a bit heavy, Cheng Lei put down his book, and picked up Cheng Cai who was rolling all over the floor.

In order to increase the vitality of the underground research room, Liszt transplanted a few of the ferocious plants on the Liberty. If you don't poke it cheaply, it will look very interesting.Cheng Cai fell into Cheng Lei's arms, and while no one was looking, he hooked the small red fruit on the tree with his short short legs. The plant was disguised as an innocent girl, ready to go, just waiting for this chubby meatball to make it dinner.

However, Cheng Lei, who had seen everything for a long time, discovered Cheng Cai's actions. He decisively carried the fat meat dumpling away from the man-eating tree that had stretched out its vines and was about to eat. Hanging down, even the small fruit is not so bright.

Liszt pinched Cheng Cai's ear: "This little thing is fatal. You've all been injured to some extent. That guy Tang En can still get out of bed now, as long as he's unscathed."

Cheng Lei pampered Cheng Cai's head: "It didn't look good at the time, and I don't know where to find a steel helmet to get in... To be honest, I think Cheng Cai's IQ is very high. I can understand everything, very good, but sometimes a little naughty and self-willed, like a child."

Liszt smiled: "That's natural. Baby beasts are bred for mothers-to-be to do baby exercises. Of course, the children will continue to be kept as pets at home after they are born..."

Cheng Lei: "..."

Cheng Cai rubbed against Cheng Lei's chest, and changed into a comfortable position, with a happy expression on his round face: "Ji..."

Liszt opened his eyes wide: "You don't know?"

Cheng Lei shook his head: "Dracula never told me."

Liszt suppressed a smile: "You can tell from the name, doll beast. This kind of small animal not only has a high IQ, but also looks cute, and it can also secrete an unsmelling smell, which can affect the balance of hormones and stimulate Maternal love deep in the heart, no matter male or female..."

Cheng Lei: "..."

Liszt: "Are you two ready to have a baby? Everyone also hopes to have another little life."

Cheng Lei looked at him quietly: "Where do you think I was born?"

Liszt looked him up and down: "You look very capable of giving birth."

Cheng Lei went berserk: "I'm a man!! A man!!"

Liszt picked his nose: "So what?"

Cheng Lei suddenly had a horrifying thought: "The interstellar man...can have children?"

Liszt spread his hands: "Yes!!"

Cheng Lei didn't believe it: "On Ramlat, so many men have been having sex for so many years, so they haven't been born yet."

Liszt explained: "Because you are still a man after all, you need to transplant your reproductive system to give birth to a baby. Ramlat star does not have that condition, but now that we have come out, we have conditions. You haven't been out much and didn't pay attention. Many The couples on Liberty have already given birth to their second child..."

Cheng Lei: ￣□￣! ! ! !

Cheng Lei held Cheng Cai's two chubby paws tremblingly, and shook its chubby face in front of Liszt: "What do you think Dracula sent me to mean? It should be just to keep a pet, right? wrong?"

Liszt: "Hehe, what do you think?"