Devil of Transmigration

Xuanli said that he wants to think about life.

After an hour...

Oh, there's a lot of fun out there.

Another half hour passed...

Damn it, when did the official documents double again! ! !

After being decadent for less than a day, Xuanli's attention was completely attracted by the runaway Elder Bai.

Just about to show off his broad mind and strong arms, Mozun said greatly: "..."

The loss-making seat has also prepared its shoulders!

frustrated face.

Xuanli can't care about Lord Mozun.

The result of Elder Bai's rampage was that he had put down his business, no one was handling his official business, and the official documents that fell on Xuanli's head increased exponentially.

Help ah ah ah ah!

You ask why the Demon Lord is fine?

hehe.

Master Mozun wandered around Xuanli for several times, lacking confidence, and didn't know what to say. Every time he walked behind Xuanli, glanced at the pile of official documents he was correcting, then silently retreated and continued to walk around. lock up.

And Xuanli regards the Demon Lord as nothing at all, and he is savage in the grass with a ferocious face, quite domineering like "I will eat anyone who dares to interrupt my work".

Demon Venerable: "Oh."

He floated out like a wandering spirit, and closed the door intimately.

After doing all this, Mozun didn't care about face at all, sat on the steps of the side hall, looked at the sky sadly: "Bai Hua, you won."

Almost without a cigarette.

Elder Bai in the distance: "Hehe."

(^_^)

If the tiger doesn't show its power, you will treat me as a sick cat.

Three months later, Elder Bai returned leisurely.

Xuanli was so moved that tears welled up in her eyes, and finally she can relieve her burden!

Mozun resisted the urge to pull Xuanli off Elder Bai's lap, and said coldly to Elder Bai with a satisfied face, "You are fine."

Elder Bai saluted respectfully: "Thank you for your compliment."

Demon Venerable: "..."

In the days that followed, the demon world was still fighting like chicken and eggs.

Scarlet Flame Demon Venerable likes to try new things, so Chongxiao Palace has become his test product without hesitation.

He even copied all kinds of festivals in the human world with great interest, under the pretense that it was to keep the devil world from being so boring.

There were some results, but there were more troubles. Xuanli and Elder Bai could only follow behind to help him clean up the mess.Fortunately, the boss's idea is not too wild, otherwise, I will show you a new job every minute!

The rest of the alliance was taken aback by Chi Yan Demon Venerable's unreasonable play, because they couldn't figure out what was going on, so they stood still.

In short, at least for now, there is no war in the devil world.

Ten years later.

Human world.

"Tell me, which part of your body is better for me to cut?" The woman in blue held a dagger, the tip of the knife brushed against Fang Wuhen's cheek, but was careful not to cut the skin.

Fang Wuhen gritted his teeth, but insisted not to close his eyes, letting the girl in blue "tease".

If he had known this, he shouldn't have caught some spirit beast for his junior sister; if he hadn't chased that spirit beast, he wouldn't have been framed by his senior brother and fell off the cliff.

It's fine now, not to mention the broken leg, but also met this woman with a sick mind.

The pain of broken bones hit his forehead wave after wave, Fang Wuhen managed to stay awake with the pain, and asked, "Dare to ask why the girl is targeting me?"

The girl in blue smiled slightly, showing a dimple: "My name is Tantaiyue, and my nickname is Ayue."

"... Ah Yue."

"Ah."

Seeing the girl in blue pouted, she seemed a little unhappy again, Fang Wuhen felt blessed in his heart: "My name is Fang Wuhen."

"That's right." Ah Yue twirled her fingers, and the dagger nimbly twirled around her fingers, "Now, to answer your previous question-you are really good, you sat off my heel with one buttock Pet, do you know your mistake?"

Fang Wuhen silently touched his buttocks.

"Ah Yue, there seems to be nothing under my butt."

Ah Yue raised her eyebrows: "You scared it away!"

Fang Wuhen: "You, you are making trouble for no reason!"

"I did, why did it drop?" Ah Yue turned the dagger, and when Fang Wuhen couldn't move at all, she slapped the end of the dagger on his forehead, "Since you scared away My follower, you can use yourself to make up for it!"

The place where the forehead was just "stamped" suddenly hurt like a fire. Fang Wuhen couldn't care about the broken leg, and covered his forehead, dripping with cold sweat: "You...you witch...what did you do to me?"

"Presumptuous!" Ah Yue's eyes widened, and she shouted coquettishly, "Now you are my follower, you should call me master!"

"Bastard! I'm... oh, what did you do to me?" The mark on his forehead hurt even more, and Fang Wuhen couldn't help crying out in pain.

"I branded you. If you disobey me, hum~~"

"why me?"

Seeing that Fang Wuhen's facial features were distorted, his whole body was trembling, and he looked like he was about to pass out, Ah Yue snapped his fingers and stopped the punishment: "Who made you unlucky. To be honest, I thought it would be It's enough that I fell here, I didn't expect to have you again, tsk tsk, this fate is a gift from God! Naturally, I want to hold on to you."

After a while, Fang Wuhen realized: "What did you say? Where is this place?"

"Huh? You don't even know?" Ah Yue tilted her head, her eyes became meaningful, "You really are not afraid of death."

Too lazy to worry about Ah Yue's tone, Fang Wuhen almost lost his patience: "Where is this place?"

Ah Yue: "Endless Valley."

Fang Wuhen: "..."

Endless Valley is just like its name, endless.According to legend, the endless valley is a small valley formed by the gap between the small thousand worlds, but because it communicates with the small thousand worlds, there is no boundary inside. Those who enter the valley can enter the small thousand worlds through the endless valley, but only if they do not Lost in the endless valley.

In the world of cultivating immortals, Endless Valley has always been a legend, because no one knows the true location of Endless Valley, and no one has ever come back alive from Endless Valley.

Fang Wuhen remembered his road idiot attribute.

……

Fang Wuhen raised his head, and said sincerely to the girl next to him, "Are you sure you want to come with me?"

Ah Yue: "Hey, I'm your master, okay?"

Fang Wuhen: "Then please, if I insist on going a certain way later, you must pull me to choose the opposite direction."

Ah Yue: "...Are you sick?"

Fang Wuhen's eyes drifted, and he looked into the distance: "You will know after you try it."

Ten years is too short for Xuanli.

Not enough for him to doze off.

The official document was corrected, but the system panel suddenly started to vibrate. Accidentally, the ink brush drew a long ink seal on the submitted official document.

Ugly.

This situation has never happened before, Xuanli felt a little uneasy.

Putting the brush aside, Xuanli opened the system panel, and was attracted by the big blood-red characters in the center of the panel at first glance: "Attention! Mandatory mission."

After clicking on the title, Xuanli quickly glanced at the content, the corner of his mouth twitching.

The following is the original content:

"Attention, attention, the protagonist is lost, please system 467 to help."

Xuanli: "I can't connect to the Internet !!!! How can you tell me how to save a lost protagonist, ah?

The system panel trembled after Xuanli roared, and the text changed:

I have already reported this problem to the Lord God...

Lord God is replying...

Found a solution...

"Ding"

A window pops up on the panel: Do you want to buy a traffic spree?

Xuanli: "..."

His attention has been completely attracted by the word "buy".

So, what kind of boss is there, and what kind of subordinate is there.

Small episode:

The main god is very picky and always likes to squeeze the system.

Bad performance?Points deducted.

Complaint?Points deducted.

Overtime?Still deducting points.

As the system with the lowest performance, 467 is also the key "care" object of the main god.

467: "Hey, I'm out of work, I'm going to find the trade union."

So, one day, with the encouragement of several other systems, 467 went to the main god alone: ​​"You, can you raise your salary?"

The Lord God smiled evilly: "What did you say?"

467 was so scared that it almost crashed at that time.

Lord God: "You are not timid."

467 was shaking like a sieve.

Seeing the little light ball frightened like this, the Lord God touched the little light ball as a comfort, and his attitude became much more kind: "Come on, let's take a look together.

What about your third host, he said he wanted a usable spirit weapon, but what did you give him?A world-destroying artifact.I won't talk about the final outcome.

What about the fifth host?You repay him a loan, and what happens in the end?Have you got your points back?

There is also the tenth host, why are you selling him "charm"?The heroine was blackened abruptly, which indirectly caused the hero to be chopped up. "

After a pause, the Lord God pinched the little light ball, and then threw it out with a "piu" sound: "Heh, raise your salary? Go fuck it!"

467 drawing an arc in the air:  …

After watching 467 draw a beautiful parabola in the air, the rest of the system dispersed with a "whoosh".

After this incident, 467 decided that he was going to be a profiteer.

Therefore, after binding to the last host again, 467 secretly decided to seize every opportunity to sell things.

make a fist.

...Thus, Rong Shao was in tragedy.