apples more than anything

After straightening out his clothes and setting up his posture, Leiqiu took a deep breath and was about to start acting when he suddenly remembered something and scratched his head in embarrassment: "But I'm alone...how about a classic monologue for you?"

"Then, a one-man show?"

After that, Song Pingguo couldn't find Leiqiu's eyes anymore.

Song Pingguo felt that she seemed to be standing on a non-existent stage in the middle of the street, the lights were dim enough to see her figure clearly but not her face.In Raichu's view, all stages do not exist, she is not an actor, not a bystander, temporarily lost herself, at this moment she is Joe in "Shakespeare Alone", imitating his six-year-old Teacher Clive Revere.

"The wind is raging and the haze fills the sky, billowing and spreading in all directions..."

The awkward words and sentences in "The Records of Jiaolong Jiebowoji" flowed out from the tip of Leiqiu's tongue very smoothly.

"The mist is shrouded and billowing, and the wrath is reaching to the sky! I am very concerned about my son, its teeth will gnaw and its claws are sharp, the Gabu Gabu bird is called Bandersnatch the Wrathful, and it is especially necessary to avoid it..."

There was such a commotion on the streets of Hengdian where people come and go, Song Pingguo avoided the righteous gaze of passers-by with some embarrassment, but she knew that Leiqiu would definitely not feel anything about it—she had already forgotten that she was acting .

"The thread knife is in hand! The battle to the death is what he wants..."

There is no chance to repeat the stage play, and any mistakes will be infinitely magnified in the eyes of the audience, so there should be no tweaking or hesitation.Leiqiu's master didn't expect that at the beginning, Leiqiu's great advantage is also reflected in her ability to spare no effort, no matter what occasion she is asked to come, she will come right away.

When she was in the theater school, after all, Leiqiu had studied opera much shorter than her classmates, so she couldn't keep up with it for a long time, but even if she was asked to come for a while in front of the whole grade, she would Not at all ambiguous.

At first, the master thought she was brave, but later found that there was such a logic in her mind: Do I have to hand in blank papers knowing that I will fail the exam?I have to write something up to try to get points?

Leiqiu treats acting like a math test paper. No matter whether the topic is good or not, he first writes the solution. He has never experienced the time when a newcomer is embarrassed to perform on stage. If there is a shortage of people in any place, they call Leiqiu to replace them temporarily-she just promises not to hand in a blank paper.

After reading the "Records of Jiaolong Jiebowoji", Leiqiu changed into another state.If I said that I was reciting epic poems just now, now I am talking to a large audience invisible to others: "This is my first contact with Shakespeare, yes, it is Shakespeare, although none of the words you just heard are true. From his handwriting..."

This is indeed a very classic one-man show. Song Pingguo watched it with relish for several minutes. It was not until Lei Qiu played the six-year-old Joe lying on the ponytail that Song Pingguo realized that she wanted to stop her. The gaze of justice is about to turn into a call of justice.

"How is it?" Lei Qiu picked up the half-eaten Kung Pao chicken box lunch, "This is the last scene I acted in before I came here."

"Although the performance is very good." Song Pingguo applauded sincerely, "but it's really too shameful."

"That's right, and why didn't the director just stop by to experience my acting skills." Lei Qiu angrily ate up the boxed lunch, "Shouldn't it be all about this plot?"

"Didn't you say that you are very familiar with a director, and he didn't give you a chance?"

"Yes, the problem is, if he calls card, I will act."

This formed an endless loop in which Song Pingguo was stunned for a long time but couldn't think of a way to crack it.

"But, why do you put on a play as soon as you hear the card? Don't the audience often applaud in stage plays?"

"That's a safety valve my master set up for me."

Leiqiu's ability to hand in papers at any time is also able to enter the play at any time. She can instantly enter the state of forgetting her last name and completely becoming another person. This is her talent and her psychological instability. Sometimes there is more than a thin line between idiots, but most of the time, there is really only a thin line between geniuses and neuropathy.

For a while, Leiqiu often couldn't get out of the role after a long time after the performance, and the posture of walking and the expression on his face were still the same as on stage. Usually, he would not be able to recover until the next meal.Her master was very worried about this, although he said that if he is not crazy, he cannot survive, but Raichu is not the kind of person who relies on a certain role to make a living.

Song Pingguo also felt this, Leiqiu is not easy to be remembered, because when the audience sees her, what they see is not her, but the character she plays.

There are two kinds of actors, one is to use their own personal charm to achieve the role, such as Brigitte Lin in Dongfang Bubai, after she played Dongfang Bubai, who still remembers that the description of Dongfang Bubai in the original book is actually a sissy whose appearance and style cannot be described in words As for the middle-aged uncle, I remember Brigitte Lin.

There is another kind like Leiqiu, who hides behind the character and resolutely refuses to let herself have any influence on the character, but is an actor who performs faithfully.

So her master made an agreement with her that as long as her master called "ka" after the performance, she had to return to her normal state.Later, even if Leiqiu got off the stage and didn't hear the "card", he could still come out on his own. The problem is that his physical condition is still there. Shouting the card, she completely came out of the role, and when the next shot was taken, she was ready to face the director's bloody head.

Song Pingguo found a new obstacle for Leiqiu's struggle.Many times nowadays, the omissions in the script are saved by the personal charm of the actors. For example, the screenwriter's handling is too sloppy, "Why does the protagonist believe him?" "At this time, it is up to the actors to save this sloppy plot handling, so that the audience can't find the logic of the plot if they don't think about it carefully, but feel that "ah, this person looks really trustworthy" "It should be the protagonist who speaks. The aura of the time convinced them."

However, there are really not many actors who have the ability to successfully save the script. On the contrary, there are more scripts that cannot be saved even if they find a group of actor and actress.

If the plot itself is full of loopholes, Raichu will not be able to give full play to her advantages. What she needs is a script with its own quality, and a character that will allow her to sink into it without being thin.

The scripts of movies and TV dramas are not just shot as you want, no matter how suitable your script is, it will only count if someone finds you.

If you really think about it this way, the stage play is the most suitable for Leiqiu. The scripts of most of the classic plays are there. After time, they are waiting for actors like Leiqiu to perform.

"Hey, Lao Xia, what do you want from me? I'm missing someone or a lunch box." Leiqiu burped, "I just finished eating, where are you?"

The person on the other end of the phone spoke for a long time, and after a long silence, Leiqiu said solemnly, "Okay, I see, see you soon", hung up the phone and sighed.

"What does the director want you to do?"

"He said he found me a very good opportunity." Leiqiu put the phone back with a bitter face, "But the sponsor wants to meet me first, and there happens to be a banquet tonight, so he let me go."

"...Are you afraid of unspoken rules?"

"No, I'm afraid of drinking. It will be bad if I get stomach bleeding again."

It is really embarrassing to experience the darkness of reality even if it is as talented as Leiqiu, and at the same time reflect on whether this is the loss of morality or the darkness of human nature—isn’t it?

Song Pingguo looked at her stomach and the empty lunch box: "Have you ever had stomach bleeding? I don't think there's anything wrong with you."

"It wasn't my stomach bleeding, it was the sponsor's stomach bleeding. Everyone was confused, but I reacted faster and called 120 and dragged him to the hospital." Leiqiu frowned, "I went to film during the day, and the result The production team was very stingy, and they didn’t even allow me to drink my saliva. After I came out, I quickly found a supermarket to buy water to drink. I had just filled my stomach with ice mineral water, and then I was dragged to the banquet. I haven't even eaten the grilled ribs, so I'll be angry if that person insists on drinking with me..."

"So you poured him until his stomach bleeds?"

"How did I know he couldn't drink so much? Looking at him, I thought he knew how much he weighed." Leiqiu shook his head helplessly, "He collapsed before I was drunk. Fortunately, the money was paid in advance. I paid, I asked the waiter to serve me the meal, and I finished the rest of the dishes in the private room by myself."

"Leiqiu, let me show you the way. If you don't want to develop in the direction of TV dramas and movies someday, just open a live broadcast room on the Internet to live-stream meals. Maybe you will be able to go on TV. A certain big stomach king live-streams meals and earns a monthly income million."

Lei Qiu looked at Song Pingguo seriously for a while, probably thinking that this idea is very reliable, so she also gave Song Pingguo a suggestion in good faith: "If you don't want to sell lunch boxes in the future, go to that big The restaurant has applied for a job, and the food is really unpalatable, I feel like the chickens, ducks, fishes and pigs at that table will die in peace."

"But what should I do tonight? I'll have to pay for the medical bills again if I drink someone into stomach bleeding again." Leiqiu thought for a few seconds, then waved his hand brokenly, "Forget it, anyway, it can be done in Daquan. For a meal in a restaurant, if the place you go to is expensive enough, you might be able to get your money back.”

"How can I hear your tone? You have already determined that the other party will have stomach bleeding?"

"If you're not afraid of [-], you're just in case. Hey, would you like to close the stall early at night and go with me? Director Xia knows me very well, so he probably won't mind me bringing someone to Cengfan."

"Then the sponsor won't care?"

"Isn't the sponsor stomach bleeding in the hospital?"

Song Pingguo discovered that Leiqiu was a dangerous person sometimes.

Maybe antisocial personality is popular among geniuses these days.