[Comprehensive British and American] Skyfall

The birth of Lilia and Lugia was unexpected by Gerald and Slade.

It was an extraterrestrial aid two years ago. Gerald felt that the earth was boring, so he took Slade, who had come back from the Assassin League, and Bizarro, who couldn't do without him even a step, and blindly spotted a coordinate. I happily went out of the earth to play.

Unexpectedly, they encountered an alien riot.

The three Geralds helped them, and the wise men of that planet gave them a gift called "Miracle" when they left.

What is a miracle?

Bizarro got a papa that could never be lost or damaged, the miracle he wanted.

Gerald didn't want anything, Slade didn't want anything, the only thing they thought about was "if we had a kid, life would be messed up" because neither of them looked like A person who can raise children well.

Then, they got two kids.

A daughter, a son.

The birth of a child requires a medium, and Gerald learned from his brother in a daze that he had two extra balls in his belly, and the birth would take about two months.

Slade, who was also in a daze, received the collective love and special care of the nine big bats. For several days in a row, every part of his body hurt except his face.

Carl and Bruce Jr. surrounded Gerald from left to right, looking at Gerald's slightly protruding belly with bright eyes: "Are there any little nieces and nephews inside?"

The appearance is fixed at the age of 20, Jay, who weighs nearly 180 pounds, sits on the carpet, facing Gerrard, his eyes are also shining: "Did they kick you? Will it hurt?"

Gerald nodded and shook his head in a daze, and put his hand lightly on his stomach, his mind was dizzy.

He has a child?

or two?

Wow!

The cool and proud Arkham Knight raised the corners of his mouth and smiled foolishly. Another death knell, who is about to become a father, was still being chased and killed by nine big bats in the training ground. Or get back from the edge of disability.

Today's parents are also very busy!

Sisley said two months, that is, two months, the whole process of the birth of a child took less than two seconds——

In the first step, Gerald lay on the bed and removed the clothes covering his stomach.

In the second step, Sisley directly reached into his stomach, and accurately took out two babies who didn't even have umbilical cords.

No pain, no injury, convenient and quick.

It's also great!

Arkham Knight and Deathstroke, who wielded knives and slaughtered people in wooden warehouses, encountered the greatest crisis in history. They each held a child, looked at the table full of milk powder with headaches, looked left and right, Not sure which one to feed.

Why do humans come up with so many different types of milk powder?

I heard that breastfeeding is good for babies. The two big men...where can I get breastmilk?

Why is the milk powder coming?One scoop or two?What is the temperature of the water?

In the end, it was the Killing Machine who saved them.

Killing Machine is also a ruthless person. Ever since he knew that his son had two extra children inexplicably, he turned on the scanning mode every day and was always ready, and downloaded all the best obstetrics and obstetrics knowledge and skills in human history. An ultra-intelligent mechanical life form abruptly turned into a humanoid self-propelled obstetrician.

Laughing maniacally, he sighed: "I can't do it! I lost!"

Killing Machine pulled him away from the computer in disgust, and continued to download obstetric knowledge that seemed to never end without distraction.

The scope of human beings can no longer satisfy him, and he has not let go of the obstetrics knowledge of aliens.

This guardian is very good, worthy of a hundred little red flowers!

When the child was [-] days old, the two fathers who had barely escaped from Xinshou Village discussed with their families all afternoon, and finally decided on the names of the two children.

The older sister is called "Olivia Elijah Todd" and the younger brother is called "Louis Jolich Wilson".

Since having two little angels, Gerald's status as a favorite of the Outlaws has plummeted. If it weren't for Slade's death stare, a few daring teammates would have dared to steal the little angels away.

#true shadow death knell#

#Steal my child?First look at the big knife in my hand#

The Bat Family, which has been completely abandoned by Gerrard, still does not know the existence of Lilia and Lugia. The only one who knows and has held two children is Alfred.

The work of Arkham Knight and Deathstroke has been shifted to the two children. In order to take better care of their little angels, the two mercenary leaders who have made countless people fearful clock in and attend classes every day, and have registered for more than 30 infant and toddler courses in a row. Lectures with child-rearing experts, milk powder diapers, drool pockets, and a large pile of baby and toddler supplies filled a warehouse, making Artemis' scalp numb.

Is this the fate of becoming a father at a young age?

The brave Amazon female warrior thought deeply: Fortunately, I was not among those who followed that day.

Bizarro escaped unharmed because his mind was too simple.

It is terrible!

This morning, Slade was the first to get up as usual, gave his little lover and children a good morning kiss one by one, and then went downstairs lightly, so proficient that he could bypass it with his eyes closed. Roy, who rolled off the sofa, walked into the kitchen smoothly to make breakfast.

Since none of the teammates can cook, the only ones who can cook are him and Gerald. After discussing with each other, they decided that they had to change meals.

One-day Slade, two-day Gerrard, if both are absent...

Order takeaway, the money is in the locker.

One of the two is at home?

Impossible, non-existent, usually two people go out together, and there is no saying that one of them stays at home to guard the group of older children.

... at most bring Bizarro on.

But since they had children, they always had to keep one of them at home.

For missions outside Gotham, either Slade goes alone, or with one or a few teammates who volunteered; for missions in Gotham... there are no missions in Gotham, only Night Watch, Gerrard alone People can do it; the extraterrestrial missions are waiting for everyone to work together, and no one can go to battle alone, what a group fight!

Today, Slade is going to take Artemis and Roy to Afghanistan to complete a siege mission. Speaking of which, it has a lot to do with the Assassin Alliance, so it should be delayed for a few days.

Although the two children only stayed in Gerald's stomach for two months, they absorbed a lot of Gerald's strength during the growth process. After the child was born, Gerald developed a habit of sleepiness. In less than ten hours, he always felt listless.

Sisley said that this is a normal phenomenon, and it will make up for it in three years at most.

Slade, who was worried about his little lover's body, specifically asked Sisley about the various methods of nutritious meals and medicinal meals. Gerald was really touched, but he couldn't stand his lover feeding him like a pig, and died with resentful eyes every day. Stare at each other.

Slade stood still and served him soup calmly.

Teammates who are forced to add dog food for three meals can't wait to buy a blindfold to wear. Single dogs have no human rights, right?

They usually eat breakfast in the morning, and Gerald sleeps with the child in his arms until twelve o'clock, and then goes downstairs to look for food with the child in his arms in a daze.

Starfire and Bizarro usually stayed at the base, with them watching over Gerald and the kids, and Slade was safe outside.

Gerald cooks, Sparks does the dishes, and the morning passes.

Lugia is rather skinny, and after waking up, she couldn't calm down for a moment. After drinking the milk, she was handed over to Xinghuo and Bizarro.The quiet Lilia was hugged and hiccupped by her gentle father, very skillfully.

Patting and clapping, Gerald realized something was wrong.

Where does the wind and bloody smell come from in the base?

Gerald, who entered the fighting state in an instant, unfolded the vibrating golden wings in his body, and protected the child in his arms in all directions without dead ends. The silver-gray nano armor spread from the waist, covering the whole body within a second.

He observed the surrounding environment through the smart eyepiece, this is no longer his base, a dilapidated house, still in Gotham, the source of the bloody smell... is at his feet.

He lowered his head and saw a familiar bitch——

clown!

Gerald frowned, feeling that the matter was not simple.

The bastard, the clown, was blown to death in Arkham by him 800 years ago, and even his ashes were cleaned up. How could he still be alive?

Could it be that the figurine of Laughing Papa ran out?

Should not be ah.

After confirming that there were no potential threats around, Gerald retracted the vibrating golden wings, disarmed the nano-armor, took out a special sound-absorbing wooden warehouse from the folding space, and sent a magic bullet to the man on the ground who didn't know where he was pretending to be dead. clown.

Since you like to pretend to be dead, then go die.

"Cycle Loops" are engraved on the bullets, and magic is used to silence them, and they howl so badly.

Gerald picked up Lilia who was looking at him curiously with a pacifier in his arms, and while holding her up high, he coaxed her softly: "Lilia, be good, Lilia, daddy's Lilia!"

Lilia hooked her pink pussy lips and smiled milkyly. Gerald caught the pacifier that fell from her mouth in time. His mood improved immediately, and his eyebrows and eyes were stained with a deep smile. .

As for the clown rolling on the ground and howling silently...

Who cares!

At this moment, Gerald only thought that this was done by some desperate magician, and he would just pull out his head and twist his head off when he went back, but this clown, no matter where he came from, he would kill him if he killed him. it's not a big deal.

When he held Lilia up for the last time, a big bat wrapped in thick fog and cold wind broke in from the broken window opposite, and the forcibly shattered glass crackled and emitted a particularly loud sound. The sound, even the ground trembled slightly.

Lilia, who was coaxed into giggles by her father, burst into tears, her chubby little hands were so frightened that there was nowhere to rest her, and she cried while clutching her father's fiery red hair.

Gerald's face darkened instantly.

Batman, who broke in through the window, heard the cry of the child, and was only stunned for a moment, then his anger swept over him again, his deep and hoarse voice was full of disappointment and anger: "Jason! You..."

"Batman! Shut your mouth!"

Gerald quickly cut off Lilia's external hearing, and looked at his former adoptive father coldly, his undisguised murderous intent made Batman's heart skip a beat.

The author has something to say:

Gerald: Too loud, kill it!

Batman:!

Jason: Shit!let me out!

*感谢在2020-11-1101:00:57~2020-11-1118:13:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 82 bottles of Koukou; 20 bottles of flexible chubby; 1 bottle of Mucheng inf;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!